[Bang out win] get hot

Hong Jiaodong silently knocked on the door that was closed to him in a crowd of onlookers, like a domestic cat that had no choice but to scratch the door with its paws.

Some people knocked on the door depressed, while some people laughed triumphantly inside.And a certain No.2 hero couldn't be happy for long, this short-lived schadenfreude almost lasted until his mobile phone rang, and he took out the mobile phone and found that the words on the caller ID were employees of the heart-breaking firm.

Bakugo Katsuki clicked his tongue, and answered the phone under the curious gazes of Kami Ming Denki and Midoriya Izuku.A moment later, a tiresome employee from the office came from the other end of the phone: "... Please calm down a bit. The lesson of being punished for temporarily suspending heroic activities when fighting with hero Jiao Dong in the street Haven’t you had enough yet? Now you’re still out in the closet with Jiao Dong at the puppet’s house… “The other party’s voice suddenly increased:”————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————— The support rate of the polls is also troublesome, at least say hello to the PR department first!!!”

"It's so annoying." Bakugo Katsumi pinched the phone with two fingers impatiently and kept it away from his ears. He waited for the other party's complaints to gradually subside, then frowned and put the phone back to his ear .

In the face of employees' sincere complaints and complaints, Bakugo Katsuki showed his coldness as a boss: "It's okay, I'll die."

"..." The voice on the other end of the phone choked for a moment, and then said calmly again: "Yes, please go back to the office immediately to attend the emergency meeting of image public relations."

"You can solve that kind of thing by yourself, why did I pay you such a high salary?" Bakugo Katsuki said unmoved.

".....Bastard BOSS!!!!!!" There was a huge roar from the phone, and the people on the other side of the phone started to complain like all the poor social animals who were oppressed by the black-hearted boss and finally couldn't bear to shoot the case: "Do you think we were able to breathe a sigh of relief after finalizing the public relations plan because of someone who worked overtime late last night in an emergency, but saw the sudden news in the morning and could only have a blind eye and bite the bullet to hold an emergency meeting?!"

As a hero, Bakugo Katsuki is a top-notch hero in every way except for his grumpy temper and fierce expression... But as a boss, he is undoubtedly a rubbish boss.

Izuku Midoriya, whose hearing was still good and who was closest to Katsuki Bakugo, showed a horrible expression.It's strange that Katsuki's unreasonable style hasn't changed at all after so many years... Dear, dear?

Then Midoriya Izuku kicked this rubbish idea out of his brain in a second.

Regardless of what other people think, the tug-of-war between employees and bosses continues, just like what happens every day in every black-hearted enterprise.The tone of the voice in the call was much calmer, and it seemed that he had calmed down a little after the outburst: "Anyway, if you don't come today..."

Bakugo Katsuki interrupted the other party unceremoniously, "What if I don't come?"

"Then you'll get a letter of resignation from us—I mean, the entire PR department—in your desk mailbox home mailbox."

The omnipotent heartbroken hero was speechless for a moment.And the hard-working employee on the other side said goodbye to his bastard boss in a cheerful tone after a short period of victory, and hung up the phone without any regrets.

"Damn it." Bakugo Katsuki cursed, ignoring the reactions of everyone in the room with a not very friendly face, picked up the clothes he washed and dried last night, ran to the room to change, and then went to the room abruptly. Izuku Midoriya threw a cold eye knife on the innocent onlookers.

"I'm leaving first. As for you, waste time." Bakugo Katsuki's voice sounded like he was gnashing his teeth and hating iron and steel. Jiu whispered on his shoulder: "I let you off today...don't think that you can continue to pretend to be stupid like yesterday."

The hero puppet slowly raised its head and took a heart-shattering look, then silently wrapped itself up again under the other's stare.

But at this time, the one who was forgotten by everyone, who for some reason cooperated and kept quiet during the call from Katsuki Bakugo, began to knock on the door again, but this time the knocking only rang two or three times before it was over. It stopped abruptly, and then a muffled voice came from behind the door: "Green Valley, are you there?"

"...I'm not here, did I jump out of the window?" There are so many slots in this sentence that I can't figure it out. Even if I have made up my mind to ignore the scorched and frozen Midoriya Izuku, I still have to endure this problem. Can't help but speak back.

Hong Jiaodong ignored Lvgu Izuku's reply without any burden, and continued through the door, "I just received a call from the office, saying that I need to go back for something." After a pause, he continued: "It seems to be the same reason as Bakugou's office."

Lvgu Izuku was refreshed, this may be the few good news he heard in the past two days.In good conscience, if it weren't for the fact that Boxindi and Jiaodong didn't have his capital injection, Izuku Lvgu would have personally paid bonuses to all the public relations staff of the two amiable and responsible firms in his own pocket.

Izuku poked his head out of the blanket, and replied without thinking: "Is that so, then Mr. Hong, go quickly, I won't send it off."

"..." The hero Jiao Dong looked down at the pajamas and slippers on his body, and said with a little grievance that was not humane, "At least let me go into the room and change the pajamas."

Sorry, he really forgot.

Lvgu Izuku walked to the door with a little bit of guilt and opened it for Hong Jiaodong. After entering the room, Hong Jiaodong picked up his clothes and looked at Lvgu Izuku silently and resentfully, and went into the bathroom to change. After taking off his clothes and walking out again, he saw his crush, Izuku Midoriya, had taken off the blanket at some point, and was standing by the gate, holding the door to warmly welcome them to leave immediately, with an attentive expression and eyes like those in a hotel The welcome lady.The difference is that the enthusiasm and the bright smile on the face of the welcome lady come from the wages paid by the boss and the occasional generous tips from the guests; while the sincere eyes of the hero doll are 100% from his hope that this The heart of two dangerous people who have blown their butts 800 meters away from themselves.

Hong Jiaodong and Bakugo Katsuki, two outstanding young men whom he had a crush on—now listed as unwelcome objects of Ming love—walked out of Izuku’s house with their own concerns, according to Shangming Electric Co., Ltd. The group of onlookers headed by them described afterwards that the expressions of the hero dolls were so cheerful that they almost found two salutes and gave them a warm farewell to the place where Jiao Ji and heartbrokenly left.

Shangming Electric, who had been pretending to be dead for more than ten, twenty, ten minutes, finally found a chance to go online again as if disconnected. He returned to Izuku Midoriya, with gossip shining in his eyes.

"Ahem, it's really hard work for you." Shangming Electric clenched one hand into a fist and put it in front of his mouth to cough twice to clear his throat, and then pointed his other hand towards the one who had been sitting on the side like a stone sculpture, not even daring to breathe Tanaka waved his hand and said, "Well then, Tanaka, you go and inform the other staff that you are here today, and you can leave. Also, what you saw today..."

Shangming Electric glanced at Tanaka pointingly, and found that the other party was nodding his head in a very sensible manner, and kept muttering: "I understand, I understand."

After Tanaka left the room with his head down, as if he would suffocate if he stayed in this room for a second longer, the last layer of Kaminame Denki's burden as a boss fell to the ground.He quickly sat next to Izuku Lvgu, patted Izuku Lvgu on the shoulder affectionately, and said eagerly, "I'm sorry Lvgu, we are the ones who bothered you. "

Green Valley Izuku waved his hand and smiled weakly: "Not really, it's mainly my own problem... hey."

The TOP1 hero, who was always in high spirits on the screen, sighed, looking weak and weak like a deflated balloon.He lazily leaned on the back of the sofa and thought nonchalantly about what to do next, but his stomach, which hadn't eaten much since yesterday, initiated a fierce protest against him, making him feel top-heavy if he wasn't sitting on the sofa It's about to fall headfirst to the ground.

The refrigerator in the bachelor's house is always relatively poor.Izuku Lvgu used his remaining rationality to think about whether there was anything edible in the refrigerator, and then remembered in despair that the last pack of instant noodles had been eaten the day before yesterday, and bread that was out of date for a month was found in the refrigerator yesterday , and the milk with a vague shelf life and agglomeration that was almost mistaken for yogurt was cleaned up by Katsumi Bakugo with a black face.

"I'm sorry, Kaminari." Izuku Lvgu shook his head to wake himself up a bit, he squeezed out a polite smile and turned his head, embarrassed to say: "Although I really want to catch up with you, but I have been talking to you since yesterday. It's not enough to eat nothing, so why not just...?"

Green Valley Izuku's original intention was to hope that Shangming Electric would resign voluntarily after hearing this, and then he could go to the convenience store downstairs or call for takeout and do whatever he wanted to appease his stomach that had started to riot , but at this time because of hunger, the hero doll with a debuff of -70% IQ hanging on his head completely forgot. The tiger's ass is then famously beaten by Katsuki Bakugo in school.

"I said Green Valley." Shangming Electric, who didn't understand people's hearts at all, put on a bright smile that was friendly but was not welcomed by aliens at all, and gave Izuku Green Valley a thumbs up, "I just know a good one. The store is not far from here, I invite you to eat."

About half an hour later, the hero doll, who is known to be very bad at rejecting others, was sitting in a Japanese-style room. He looked at Shangming Denki who was sitting next to him and flipping through the menu, and then looked at the one sitting opposite him. It is said that he came on vacation today. After eating at the izakaya, I accidentally "coincided" with Kirijima Eijiro and Sero Fumita of Shangming Electric and Izuku Midoriya, and a question mark slowly popped up on their heads.

Question: It is known that this izakaya is half an hour's drive from Midoriya Izuku's house, about an hour's drive from the office where Kirishima Eijiro works, and about 10 minutes by train from the office where Sero Futata works. What is the probability that a hero who is usually busy and does not touch the ground will meet at the entrance of this izakaya at the same time when he is free today?

Answer: Even if you don't have to think about it, you know that the probability is as small as Mars hitting the earth.

Shangming Electric patted Izuku Midoriya's stiff shoulder and said indifferently: "Oh, I forgot to say, in fact, these two guys and I had an appointment for lunch... Today just happened to be I see you are free. You are coming together."

"You guys did it on purpose, right? You just want to hear gossip." Sero Homonta flipped through the menu and ordered their usual dishes and some of today's recommended seasonal dishes, and handed the menu to Kirishima Eijiro beside him , and mercilessly pointed out the obvious lie of his old friend.

"I think so too." Kirishima Eijiro ordered the wine he was used to drinking, handed the menu to Midoriya Izuku, and continued: "Lvgu, you can order whatever you want, anyway, this guy is going to treat you today... Would you like some wine?"

"No, I've already decided to give up drinking completely." Painful memories immediately appeared in my mind, knowing that Izuku Midori had stumbled on this thing, and resolutely refused the invitation of Kirishima Ruijirou to have a drink. I ordered a pot of hot tea myself.

Izuku Midoriya absent-mindedly responded to the conversation of his old classmates, the only thought in his mind was to go home immediately after eating.On the other hand, Shangming Electric is really good at invigorating the atmosphere and chatting. Even if you are not sociable, as long as you open your mouth and you are not dumb, he can chat with you about one topic after another without feeling tired. .

Shangming Electric is not tired, but Lvgu Chujiu is very tired and hungry.

During the conversation, the dishes ordered were all served, and Izuku Midoriya, who was so hungry, was dizzy and didn't even look at it, so he picked up a chopstick and put it in his mouth, and in the next second, his whole body turned red from neck to cheek .

"This is too spicy—————" Midoriya Izuku said while coughing.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, that guy Bauhao always orders something that's too spicy, and we're almost used to it after eating too much with him, but we forgot that you were here today." Shangming Electric handed the cup to Lu with a little guilt Gu Dejiu, but watched helplessly as the other party sprayed out the water just after taking a sip.

"This is hot tea!!!" Izuku Midoriya's voice could be called a mournful cry.He was originally not good at eating spicy food, his whole tongue and mouth began to ache after he suddenly ate spicy food, and now he added boiling hot tea to make matters worse...

Even Kirishima Eijiro couldn't bear to watch this miserable situation, he put the cup on his side into Izuku Lvgu's hand righteously and said: "Drink this, this is ice."

"Thank you, thank you." Midoriya Izuku raised the cup with tears in his eyes and took a sip. The iced drink in the cup relieved the pain in his mouth to some extent.While rejoicing that he was relieved, a small question emerged in Lvgu Izuku's mind: Why did this iced drink become hot again after it entered his throat? !

"Hello." Sero Futai elbowed Kirishima Eijiro and said uncertainly, "The one you handed to Midoriya seems to be your shochu?"

"...It doesn't seem like it is, it is." Kirishima Eijiro admitted frankly.

Some people will go crazy when they are drunk, some people will be as quiet as a chicken when they are drunk, and they will say nothing when they are drunk, and some people will tell the truth and ask what to say when they are drunk. It's the last one.

Under the watchful eyes of the other three people in the private room, Izuku Midori's face, which had finally receded with great difficulty, turned red again visible to the naked eye. It looked like the petals of the flowers began to turn red from the inside out when the season came.

"Hey Midoriya, are you okay, hello friend, are you drunk?" Shangming Denki began to care about Izuku Midoriya in hindsight, but saw that the other party half-closed his eyes and shook his head as if he hadn't woken up. Shake your head.

"I have no mouth." Midoriya Izuku said slowly.

Shangming Electric said doubtfully, "If it's true, don't lie to me."

"I didn't lie to you." Although Izuku Midoriya was a bit slow, he still replied firmly.

"Really." Shangming Electric obviously still had a look of disbelief. He turned around and shrugged at Kirijima Yuijiro and Sero Fanta, then looked back at Midoriya Izuku and continued: "Then you give your bank card account password Just report it and I believe you are not drunk."

"Account XXXXXXXXXX, password XXXXXXXXX." Lvgu Izuku reported without even thinking about it.

The scene fell into silence for a while, and after a while, Kirishima Eijiro made a firm judgment: "I am really drunk."

Sero Fantai nodded with experience: "Ah, that's right."

"Lvgu's drinking capacity is too bad." Kirishima Eijiro shook his half of the flagon and said with emotion: "This is how much I drank."

Sero Fanta shook his head helplessly: "It's because your alcohol content is too high."

"Compared to this." Shangming Electric took out its mobile phone in front of Izuku Lvgu, clicked on the online bank and tried it with the account password reported by the other party, and it succeeded once.While showing the successful login interface to the other two, he said in amazement, "This account password is actually real."

At this moment, Shangming Electric, from Xiongying's entrance to graduation, had a mentally handicapped brain that ranked at the bottom of all exams, as if a light bulb had dinged.He looked at Izuku Midori, who seemed to be falling asleep in the next second, and said thoughtfully: "Then, will Lugu answer honestly when asked other things?"

"..." Homota Sero took Kirishima Eijiro's jug and poured himself a glass, and said indifferently, "Enough is enough, the social impact of the news that the hero was arrested in the police station is not very good."

"Hey." Shangming Electric rubbed his hands with a very narrow smile and said, "I'm just satisfying my curiosity, isn't it too much?"

So the not-too-excessive Shangming Electric excitedly asked Izuku Lvgu the first question: What stage have you and Bakugo progressed to?

Izuku, who was drunk and obedient and answered every question, tilted his head and said uncertainly: Is it that kind of... the stage of sleeping?

"Wow, wow, wow, exciting!" Shangming Electric said three wow words in a row and gasped. Although he already had a bottom line in his heart, the psychological impact directly brought by the parties was still different after all.

The impact on the other two people was even greater. Kirishima Eijiro and Sero Homonta were taken aback by this hot topic without any precautions, and directly spit out two mouthfuls of wine.

"Cough, cough, cough, this is a private question, isn't it good?" Kirishima Eijiro, who was choked but a little more honest, said while coughing.

Sero Fantai coughed for a while and finally came back to his senses, and said with lingering fear: "Shangming, be careful that Lv Gujiu wakes up and hits you against the wall with your personality."

"What's the risk of goingssip?" Shangming Electric insisted on asking the second question: Green Valley, you are progressing too fast, how did you suddenly come to this step?

"Hmm... Hong-jun and Xiaosheng confessed to me after drinking that day." Izuku Lvgu frowned and tried hard to recall what happened at that time. The wine glass, with flushed cheeks, said softly: "Then I...rejected them."

"Is it a man who can't do it, or is it just me and this yin and yang face who can't do it?"

That night, Katsuki Bakugo, who was so drunk that he couldn't even walk, lay on Izuku Midoriya's shoulder, and asked vaguely while pushing his head hard toward the hollow of his neck.

He was even more intoxicated, and his whole body was almost hanging on the other side of Izuku's body. He was holding Izuku's waist with both hands, like a koala, being strenuous by Izuku. Dragging forward, he kept muttering, "Can't I? Can't I?"

At that time, Midoriya Izuku, who also drank a lot of deliriousness, was as dizzy as he is now, and honestly and honestly said: "I haven't thought about this kind of thing. It's been a long time recently. I probably wouldn’t think about it for a while...and I don’t mean to discriminate against sexual orientation, but I’m really not interested in men personally, and I don’t plan to find a partner of the same sex.”

After saying this sentence, Lugu paused for a long time, seemed to show a little puzzled expression, and then added a sentence out of a state of mind that he himself didn't quite understand: "Although I said that, I feel that if the object is a small Sheng and Hong-jun's words...doesn't seem to be impossible?"