Who said game girls are easy to mess with?

Life is always caught off guard. If you are caught off guard, you will be admitted to university. If you are caught off guard, you will have a job again. If you are caught off guard, you will have a husband. . . . . .

Ye Yu has recently suffered from insomnia and mania. It is fine to install green tea in the game, but he can bear it when he marries a man. The problem is that this man still treats him as his own accessory. You can't do this or that, you can only listen to it. his!

"Ahhhh!"

Early in the morning, there was a shrill cry from 208.

"What happened!"

The students from the opposite door and the room next door came to knock on the door.

After a long time, the door slowly opened a crack.With one eye across the door, Ye Yu said faintly, "Is there something wrong?"

babble!There was a chill behind everyone, and they slowly backed away: "No, it's okay, you go on, go on!"

"Oh." Ye Yu rolled his eyes over everyone, "Su Yang, come in."

Su Yang took a big step back in shock: "No, don't!"

Ye Yu didn't speak, just looked at Su Yang silently with his eyes.

"Go, go." Everyone pushed Su Yang from behind.

"What are you doing! I'm not going!" Su Yang struggled desperately, his thin arms couldn't twist his thighs, and was pushed to the door by the crowd. Four hands stretched out from the door and pulled Su Yang in, and it closed with a bang. the door.

"It's gone, let's go. There is still class today." Everyone went back to their respective rooms with lingering fear, and thought happily, luckily they didn't find themselves.

Besides, Su Yang, who was brought into 208, felt wronged and leaned against the corner of the wall and curled up into a ball: "What are you going to do, I've been very honest recently!"

Ye Yu didn't talk nonsense, and dragged Su Yang's neck to the bed.

Su Yang's face turned pale: "Ye Yu! Even if you are a beast, you can't do such a thing that is inferior to a beast. I am a person with principles! Hey! You three just watch me being ruined!"

The trio who were peeping on the bed were immediately covered, and soon snored everywhere.

Su Yang was angry: "How can you succumb to evil forces! Are you still good sons and daughters of the country and good servants of the people?!"

The public servant Su Yang was filled with righteous indignation and denounced the trio's behavior of refusing to save them. In the end, he was hoarse and still could not escape the bad luck, but Ye Yu successfully took him to the bed and suppressed him.

Ye Yu looked down at Su Yang from top to bottom: "If I ask you anything, you can answer it properly, otherwise—" He took out a green thing with flowers and thorns from under the pillow, and shook it in front of Su Yang.

Su Yanghua (joyed) lost (eyebrow) color (tip): "What do you want to ask!"

Ye Yu was silent for a long time.

"Huh? Tell me."

"Yes, yes." Ye Yu hesitated to speak but didn't know how to ask, his eyes flicked around, just in time to see the trio open the quilt, and the six shining eyes looked at him, "What are you looking at! You three get out!"

The trio felt wronged: "Why can't Su Yang listen, but we can't? We are good brothers who fight each other!"

"Get rolling!" Ye Yu hurried away.

Under Ye Yu's lust, the trio had no choice but to get up, wash their faces, and walk away with their schoolbags on their backs.

There were only Ye and Su left in the room, and Ye Yu began to be awkward and silent again, Su Yang ignored him, covered the quilt and prepared to go back to the cage for a rest, when he was drowsy, he heard Ye Yu asked in a low voice: "You said, under what circumstances would you blush when a man holds your hand?"

Su Yang immediately lost his sleepiness, and quickly crawled in front of Ye Yu, staring at his face: "Lin Zheng shook your hand? And then? What did you do?!"

Ye Yu turned her head in embarrassment: "What, I didn't do anything, so I went to his dormitory to get some materials. When I was going out, I wanted to open the door, and he also wanted to open the door, so my hands touched, and they bumped into each other."

Su Yang exclaimed: "You have already gone to his dormitory?! Did you kiss me? Did you take off your clothes? And——"

Ye Yu couldn't listen any longer, and pressed Su Yang's face onto the pillow, his face was on fire: "You are a ghost! There is nothing, just touching your hand, don't talk nonsense, Senior Brother Lin is not that kind of person !"

"Pfft——huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhssesses. Just hide?"

Ye Yu thought about it before, and she was a little embarrassed: "I didn't know much about him before. After talking to him yesterday, I think he is nice and has strong professional knowledge. I misunderstood him before."

"Oh oh oh~ It seems that we have found a soulmate, congratulations, Sahuahuahua~~~" Su Yang twisted his waist, with an exaggerated expression.

"It's all over!" Ye Yu slapped Su Yang down on the bed again, struggling: "I don't have any thoughts about him, but, but"

"But when he held your hand, you still couldn't help blushing and beating your heart?"

"Um......"

Su Yang asserted: "Congratulations, you fell in love with him."

"Impossible!" Ye Yu shook her head like a rattle, "I've only met him a few times, and every time we broke up, how could I like him!"

Su Yang: "It's easy to handle, just test it."

Ye Yu was puzzled: "Test? How?"

Su Yang: "Find a man and try to see if you just overreact to Lin Zheng, or you can do it to other people."

"Who are you looking for?" Ye Yu asked, then looked at Su Yang with disgust, "It can't be you. Then don't try, I can tell you that it's impossible."

Su Yang gave Ye Yu a big white eye: "You are beautiful, whoever wants to be awkward with you in the test, follow him." He stretched out his finger and pointed to the computer.

Ye Yu looked at the computer: "You mean, the expeditionary army?"

Su Yang nodded: "Yes, don't you guys look at each other and hate each other? Don't you think this is quite similar to the pattern of you and Lin Zheng? You can try him, anyway, he is also a person in the game, and he is not Wouldn't it be a good time to meet again?" Brother Lin, I can only help you here, let's see if you can realize it yourself.

Although Ye Yu is a top student in studies, but emotionally is a blank slate, not to mention a boyfriend, he has never even had a girlfriend, so he easily slipped into Su Yang's tricks, he felt that Su Yang It makes sense, and the expeditionary army didn't get married because of their good relationship, so it's okay to try him, although it's a bit unkind, but it's too much to deal with emergency medical treatment.

Ye Yu nodded: "Okay, but how to try, you know the rules he set for me before, I can't take the initiative to find him, I can only find my master if I need something."

Su Yang rolled his eyes: "Isn't it an alliance today? Look at me when the time comes~ hehehe."

Ye Yu suddenly felt that she had made a terrible decision.

===================================================================================================================================================== =============

After dinner, Ye Yu sent the three of them to the study room, and boarded the game with Su Yang.

It just so happened that the two gangs had just joined the alliance, and everyone was greeting each other on the gang channel.

Still Rain said hello to the gang: Hello everyone.

Adorable Xiao Qiao: Hello, sister-in-law.

Meimei Xiaoxuan: Hello, sister-in-law.

Hami is a melon: Hello sister-in-law!

The beauty of the world: Hello, sister-in-law~

Still Rain:. . . . . .

Expeditionary Army: Enter the group.

Still Rain: Well, good~

Qingshi Meiyan: Whoops, I just went online, and I abused dogs, I don’t want to eat this wave of dog food~

Ye Yu turned her head and glanced at Su Yang: "Go back to your own room."

Su Yang: "Why! I don't want to! I want to watch here, no, I will guide you how to fall in love with the expeditionary army!"

Hearing the three words of falling in love, Ye Yu's expression twisted: "Are you sure?"

After struggling for a long time between watching the good show and his own little hit, Su Yang still chose to save his own life. Anyway, Ye Yu didn't let him watch it, so he had a way to know.

After Su Yang left, Ye Yu was the only one left in the room, and he could finally devote himself to the game.

Flying to Luoyang Yuelao, the expeditionary army has been waiting for a while.

Expeditionary Army: Stand still and learn the skills of husband and wife.

Still Rain: What are husband and wife skills, my husband~how to learn~

Expeditionary Army: Shut up.

Still Rain: . . . . . .good~

When they got married before, the expeditionary army sent a lot of roses, and the friendship between the two has reached 9999, and they can learn the highest level of husband and wife skills, level 5.There are four husband and wife skills: Forever and ever, the same spirit, inseparable, and heart-to-heart bond.Except for the inseparable skill book, which needs to be bought, the remaining three can be learned directly from Yuelao, and the upgrade also costs a lot of gold coins, all of which need to be paid by the man.The expeditionary army was not short of the gold, and directly upgraded the four skills to the full level.

Static Rain saw that there were four more skills in the skill column. After reading the usage carefully, he felt that it was quite practical. For example, this heart-to-heart bond can increase the opponent's physical strength. Although it can only last for half an hour, it still has 12% bonus.Everlasting and Everlasting means that after one of the husband and wife is beaten to death, the other party can use Everlasting and Everlasting to come back to life.Tongqi Lianzhi can return part of the blood to the other party according to the percentage. Inseparable means that when both husband and wife are on the same map, they can use this skill to quickly come to each other. If one of them is Emei, they can also be beaten by the other party. It's time to quickly return blood to the opponent.

After reading it, Static Rain felt that these four skills are very useful for couples in the Fighting Gang, and understood why the Expeditionary Army wanted to learn these skills from himself. Although he is only level 78 and his number is not strong, he is still good It's an Emei, maybe it can save the life of the expeditionary army at a critical time.

After upgrading the skills, the two tried how to use the skills again. Static Rain thought that he would disband directly today, and racked his brains to figure out how to make the other party stay longer. Do it.

Unexpectedly, the expeditionary army took the initiative to provoke the topic: Do you want to do husband and wife missions?

Still Rain: Couple Quest?What are you doing?

Expeditionary Army: You can do it 7 times a week, basically running all over the map, just follow me.

As soon as he dozed off, someone gave him a pillow. Still Yu was worried that he had no excuse to be alone with the expeditionary army. The other party proposed to be a husband and wife task. Still Yu couldn't wish for it: "Okay, but I haven't done it. What should I do when the time comes?" tell me.

Expeditionary Army: Alright, I've accepted the mission.

After accepting the task, the expedition team followed Ye Yufei to Suzhou.

The first task is two lines of poems. The man’s side is blue, and the woman’s side is pink. When a word of any color appears on the screen, just click on one of the colors.

This is the simplest of the seven missions, but it is the first time for the Expeditionary Army and Static Rain to get married. Although they know the rules, their tacit understanding is really poor, which leads to frequent mission failures.

Expeditionary Army: Be optimistic about the color, don't mess around.

Still Rain: [Grievance] Husband, they didn't mess up the order, it was obviously pink just now, you ordered it, how can you blame others, it's too much to promise~~ [cry] [cry] [cry]

Expeditionary Army: emmmmm, can I make a mistake if you don’t yell?The next is not an example.

The still rain dismantled the eighteen pig-killing styles used by the expeditionary army in his heart, and responded sweetly on his face: "Okay~ I know~"

Expeditionary Army: Then I start the mission.

The expeditionary army ordered the task. Although they were in a hurry this time, they finally completed the task. Seeing the couple cuddling tightly in mid-air, the two were secretly relieved and felt a little strange. This was their first time. The first time we worked together to finish one thing, even though the process was messy, we still persisted in the end.

Expeditionary Army: Let's go back and turn in the mission.

Still Rain: Good.

Because of the strange feeling in his heart, the still rain even forgot the wavy lines that he usually likes to hit. Fortunately, the expeditionary army was also uncomfortable and didn't pay attention.

After handing in the task, the two got 50 points of affection and sweetness.

The expeditionary army took on a second mission, which was to go to Taihu Lake to hang a thousand origami cranes.

As I said before, King's Landing is the largest gang in this area, and the Expeditionary Army is the number one god in this area. Usually, no one has eyes to challenge him in the wild, and Da Yali doesn't dare to mess around with him.Moreover, the expeditionary army did not pay attention to the five-day mountain of Da Yali.

Today, because of the task of husband and wife, only a husband and wife can form a team. The expeditionary army did not bring anyone else, so the two went to Taihu Lake.First collect the paper cranes, and then go to a nearby tree to hang the paper cranes. As the captain of the mission, the expeditionary army cannot ride a mount, so they can only run over by themselves.

Still Yu did not ride his mount, and ran behind the expeditionary army.When they were a few steps away from the tree, Da Yali flew over with Little Apple and an Emei whom he had never seen before, and declared war without saying a word.The still rain bears the brunt of it, and it is instantly killed when it is magnified by Little Apple.

The expeditionary army typed in the team channel: out of body, stay in the city.

Still Yu knew that she was dragging the opponent back in the past, so she went out of her body and stayed in Luoyang without moving.

Not long after, the expeditionary force also returned to Luoyang.

Static Yu saw that the expeditionary army only had 500 blood left, and they replenished the blood without saying a word when they flew to him inseparably.

Expeditionary Force: Thank you.

Still Rain: Husband, are we still there?

Expeditionary Army: Well, I let Gua come over, let's kill them back.

Still Rain: Good.

Soon, Hami was a melon and came over with a world-renowned beauty.

[Nearby Channels] Hami is a melon: Hehe~ Apprentice, apprentice husband, I heard that you all died so badly just now!Don't be afraid, the master will protect you~

Qingshi Meiyan: Xiao Yuyu, I’m here to protect you too~~Are you very moved~

Still Rain: Husband, let's go.

Expeditionary Army: Yes.

Hami is a melon: hey, don't.I was wrong, can't I be wrong?The two of you go over first, and then go over after hitting us.

After discussing the battle plan, the expeditionary force flew to Taihu Lake with the still rain. Hami was a melon and her beauty was waiting at the portal where Mingjiao passed on to Taihu Lake.

The expeditionary army said to the still rain: "I will go in first, you wait here at the Suzhou portal, I will let you in, and you come in again, inseparable and fly to my side, and then the moon will set in the west mountain and make them blind, understand?"

Still Rain: Okay, husband, I understand, be careful.

The expeditionary force flew into Taihu Lake, and let the still rain pass in the team channel 5 minutes later.

The still rain flew into Taihu Lake, inseparable from the expeditionary army, and just as the moon was about to set on the western mountain, Little Pingguo and Dayali, the female Emei named Wan Junxin in the small apple team directly turned on the melee mode, and took the expeditionary army and them first. The moon is down.

The Emei Moon Falling West Mountain skill can blind 5 players within a range of 4 meters, and cannot perform any skill operations, and will run around.

When the still rain was running around, he saw Hami flying over as a melon, and just wanted to make his mouth bloody with Qingshi Meiyan, when he was beaten to death by Wan Junxin, a Xizi holding his heart.

Reluctantly, he left his body and returned to Luoyang, but the expeditionary army refused to let him go back. After a few minutes, the other three returned.

Still Rain: How is it? Did you kill him? Are you okay?

Expeditionary Army: Killed.

Hami is a melon: That Wan Jun is so powerful, I suspect that she has more than 2000 ice resistance, and it is a bit difficult for me to beat her. Fortunately, she has no Xuan resistance, and was beaten to death by the boss, otherwise we will have to explain.

Beauty in the world: That big Emei dress is so beautiful~ The accessories on her body must have three levels, they are too flashy!

Automatically ignoring a certain nympho, the three discussed for a long time where this Emei came from, and they all said that there is such a big Emei, it is impossible not to know it.

Soon, a loudspeaker in Wanjun's heart solved the confusion.

[Trumpet] Wan Junxin: Still Rain, do you still remember the little Emei Wanwan who was robbed by you before? It's me!Seeing you kill once in the future, my account is airborne for you!

Hami is a melon: Apprentice, you are amazing, men and women are crazy about you!

Beauty in the world: Xiaoyuyu~Awesome~

Expeditionary Army: Down.

Still Rain: Huh?Husband, you—

Before Static Rain could finish speaking, the expeditionary army directly withdrew from the group.

Ye Yu looked at the Expeditionary Army that went up and down on the screen, and didn't know how he had offended him, but he looked at the husband and wife mission that had only been done for one round and sighed: In the end, he didn't try anything.

Postgraduate dormitory.

Du Peng: "Why are you offline? You haven't finished talking yet."

Lin Zheng: "Go out and smoke."

Du Peng: "Oh."

Lin Zheng opened the door and went out. Du Peng continued to chat with Qingshi Meiyan in the game. The two analyzed today's results. After discussing for a long time, they couldn't figure out why. In the end, they could only agree to try again next time.

After turning off the phone, Lin Zheng hadn't come back yet, and Du Peng was about to go out for a cigarette.Just as he took out the cigarette case, Du Peng realized that Lin Zheng had quit smoking for a year.

Husband and wife theater

Ye Yu: Do you like still rain?

Lin Zheng:. . . . . .Well, sort of.

Ye Yu: You cheated!

Lin Zheng: Aren't you both?

Ye Yu: Then do you like Ye Yuduo or the static Yuduo?

Lin Zheng:. . . . . .Daughter-in-law, can we stop making trouble?