Who said game girls are easy to mess with?
Chapter 19 The massacre caused by a piece of land can still be operated like this
The Expeditionary Army is a person who walks the talk. When the rain stops the next day and then goes online, it seems that there are 7 more people in the gang.
The cute little Qiao still greeted him on the gang channel: "Sister-in-law, I'm here to find you, ahahahaha~"
Meimei Xiaoxuan also joined in the fun: "Sister-in-law, I'm coming too, hehehe~"
"Hello, sister-in-law!"
"Hello, sister-in-law!"
Sister-in-law, you sisters!Static Rain has the heart to touch his head to death. He deeply regrets that the money fan took two stones from the Expeditionary Army yesterday, and they are all bound to the equipment. It is too late to return them to him. Open the ingot shop Take a look at the gem price——
"Thank you for your hard work~ Is there anything I can do for you~"
"It's okay, sister-in-law, you can rest, we will start the task and do the task soon!"
"Okay~ Then I will trouble you~"
People are poor and short-sighted, and Static Yu gave up her dignity for two rubies, so let's be a sister-in-law, anyway, even if you are called twice in a game, you won't lose a piece of meat.
At this moment, the still Yu in the game, and Ye Yu outside the game don't know how terrible it is to get used to this thing. In the near future, after someone calls him sister-in-law in reality and he subconsciously agrees, fate will move towards him. Unexpectedly, they ran farther and farther within reason, and they would never be able to get back together.
But that is still in the future, and now Jing Yu is still getting used to the title of sister-in-law and the fact that she has a husband.
Doing gang missions is still very boring, cute Xiaoqiao formed a team, and added Meimeida Xiaoxuan and Jingyu to chat.
Cute Xiao Qiao: Xiaoxuan, Xiaoxuan, have you watched the animation I recommended?
Beautiful Xiaoxuan: Yes, yes!Xiaobai and Xiaohei are a good match~ Xiaohei can also cook, so □□~
Cute Xiao Qiao: I like Zun and Munakata.Indifferent Gong x Tsundere Queen Shou, so cute~~ah~~~~
Static Yu looked at the two people in the team who were chatting enthusiastically, and he probably understood that they were talking about anime, and then it was Gongshou. He had a bad premonition——
Still Rain: Are you talking about anime?
Cute Xiao Qiao: Yes, sister-in-law, do you like watching animation? Let’s go together!I recommend you to watch "K"~ The characters are beautiful and the voice actors are blinding. The main reason is that there are so many pairs, there is always one that suits you!
Still Rain: Okay, let me see.What did you just say about attacking and receiving?And what about pairing?
Beautiful Xiaoxuan: Sister-in-law, no!You don't know how to attack?Now even boys know it!Come, come, let us give you a popular science!
After half an hour of science popularization between the two, Jing Yu definitely confirmed the identities of the two rotten girls, and decided not to let them know the fact that he is a man, otherwise it is conceivable that his future gaming career will be different. How sad.In reality, it’s okay to have a fake gay honey who wants to break up with him. He doesn’t want two more rotten girls in the game to watch him and the expeditionary army every day, and he has to completely separate Qingshimeiyan from these two people. They must not be allowed to know each other's identities, otherwise, the combined power of these three people is beyond his imagination.
Adorable Xiao Qiao: Sister-in-law?Sister, are you still there?Why don't you speak?
Meimeida Xiaoxuan: Could it be that our popular science just now was too obscene and frightened my sister-in-law?
Still Rain: Haha, how could that be? I was just searching for information about the anime you recommended, and it looked pretty good. I'll watch it later.
Adorable Xiao Qiao: Okay, okay, sister-in-law, please work hard, let’s exchange ideas tomorrow~
Still Rain: Well, that's fine.Oh, yes, since you are rotten girls, why have I never seen you flirting with my husband and master, I think they are quite suitable~ They should be the kind you mentioned, um, um, beautiful and strong powerful?
Meimei Xiaoxuan: Hey, sister-in-law, you are a fast learner. You can combine theory and practice~
Still Rain: Oh hehehe~ That's right, how can you improve yourself if you don't practice?
Adorable Xiao Qiao: Sister-in-law, let me tell you, it's not that Xiaoxuan and I haven't flirted with my brother and Gua, it's Gua who disappointed us so much.
Still Rain: What does it mean?Is he ugly?
Cute Xiao Qiao: No, he and his elder brother are both handsome, but he is a straight man of steel, chasing after girls with big breasts and long legs every day, which makes us really slutty!
Still Rain: Oh, I see.However, shouldn't a rotten girl have to go when there are difficulties, even if there are no difficulties and create difficulties?
Meimeida Xiaoxuan: There is no drama, no drama, these two are impossible, but if you are a boy, sister-in-law, it is quite possible to have a relationship with your eldest brother.
Still Rain:. . . . . .Haha, don't be kidding, how is it possible, I think your elder brother is quite annoying to me.
Cute Xiao Qiao: No, if the eldest brother bothers you, he won't let us join the gang to upgrade the Rain Worship Sect.
Still Rain: That's why he wants to accept this gang, and it would be shameful not to make it better.
Adorable Xiao Qiao: Oh, I said sister-in-law, don’t underestimate yourself. Every day there are gangs who want to be affiliated with the King’s Landing, and there are also gangs who want to be the Kahuo gang. The eldest brother has never cared about any of them. Melon processing.Bai Yujiao, but he personally told me and Xiaoxuan to come to help, it's not that he likes you, can he take care of this matter?
Beautiful Xiaoxuan: That's right, big brother must like you.Indifferent Gongshou x Green Tea Girl Shou, oops, maybe a new variety of Gongshou has been developed, maybe it’s so cute, how can it be broken, hehehehe~
Still Rain:. . . . . .Please, I'm a girl~
Cute Xiao Qiao: You can't see your face, so we will treat you as a boy.Xiaoxuan, have you noticed that on the day of the wedding, the elder brother looked at the elder sister-in-law, tsk tsk tsk~
Meimei Xiaoxuan: Yes, that’s the one, hehehehe~
I'm convinced you, you can see the eyes of the game characters, is this 24k platinum Cyclops?Still Yu didn't dare to chat with the two of them anymore, so she used the excuse of going to watch an animation, put her account in Dali to farm, and they slipped away.
Ye Yu turned off the computer screen wearily, looked at the mobile phone, there was still half an hour before class, packed up the books, picked up the schoolbag and left the dormitory.
Walking slowly on campus, looking at the boys playing basketball and football beside him, Ye Yu felt that this was the correct way to open up college boys, and now her life surrounded by men was corrupt and decadent.
"Hey, Gossip Boy, what are you doing? You hurt the spring and the autumn, and your back looks lonely." Su Yang rushed up from behind and grabbed Ye Yu's arm, "Why aren't the three sluts with you?"
Ye Yu pulled Su Yang's hand off his arm, looked at the number one man surrounded by him, and said angrily: "We are not conjoined twins, we have to stick together every day."
Su Yang blinked: "What's the matter, so angry? Who messed with you?"
Ye Yu looked at Su Yang very seriously: "I am a normal adolescent boy, I like girls, please don't associate me with other men in the future."
"Oh, Jiang Zi." Su Yang nodded to express his understanding, then pointed to a girl with long breasts and thighs and asked, "Adolescent boy, what do you think of that girl?"
Ye Yu took a closer look: "He's quite tall, very thin, and a bit dark."
Su Yang pointed to another boy: "What about this one?"
Ye Yu: "I can't see the face, but the back is very straight, with a slender waist and long legs, a good figure, an inverted triangle, and smooth hair. She should be quite handsome."
Su Yang: "So, what are you struggling with?"
Ye Yu: "..." There was no way to refute.
Walking in front of the two, the handsome guy with a slender waist, long legs and inverted triangle seemed to have heard their conversation, and suddenly turned around.
"Lin Zheng?! Oh, buy it!" Su Yang felt that this was simply God's will.
Lin Zheng walked up to the two of them with two long legs, and said, "Take a step to talk?"
Ye Yu's face was completely red like a monkey's ass, and he stuttered when he spoke: "Yes, what's the matter, just, just say it here, let's say it."
Lin Zheng laughed softly: "Here? It seems inconvenient."
Ye Yu: "If there is any inconvenience, you can tell others about everything. Unless you have ghosts in your heart."
Hearing this, Lin Zheng cast a glance at Su Yang.
Su Yang understood, and immediately said: "I have to leave beforehand, you can talk slowly."
Ye Yu hurriedly grabbed Su Yang's schoolbag strap, and said in a low voice, "You're so disrespectful, you just threw me away like this?"
Su Yang winked ambiguously: "I'm creating an opportunity for you and your rumored boyfriend, you have to seize it, adolescent boy~" After finishing speaking, he waved his hand and left, regardless of Ye Yu.
"Hey! Su Yang!" Ye Yu stomped his feet anxiously, he didn't want to be alone with Lin Zheng!
"Let's talk over there." Lin Zheng walked back without waiting for Ye Yu to speak.
Ye Yu had no choice but to bite the bullet and follow Lin Zheng.
The two came to a grove behind the teaching building. This grove is usually a place for lovers to meet up. Now it's class time, and almost no one comes.
Ye Yu looked at the forest, and suddenly remembered the tree that the expeditionary army took him to yesterday, and he couldn't help imagining the scenes that he imagined yesterday.
In order not to make up more things in his head, Ye Yu decided to strike first: "What do you want from me?"
Seeing that Ye Yu looked like a little hedgehog with thorns all over his body, Lin Zheng smiled and said, "Afraid of me?"
Ye Yu insisted: "What are you afraid of! What's the matter with you, I'm leaving!"
Lin Zheng: "I want to apologize for what happened yesterday."
Ye Yu: "?"
Lin Zheng: "I heard that someone posted some of our, um, posts on the Internet. It's what happened in the cafeteria yesterday. The content is very..." It's very pornographic, I like it!
Ye Yu never expected that Lin Zheng would know the little Huang Wen on the pink website, and asked sadly, "You, have you seen it?"
Lin Zheng pointed to Ye Yu: "Senior Hua" and pointed to himself, "Senior Beast."
Ye Yu covered her face: "Please forgive me."
Lin Zheng smiled and said, "It's quite interesting to write."
Ye Yu was speechless: "Where is it interesting, you don't feel disgusted?"
Lin Zheng: "The little girl's game, why take it seriously."
Ye Yu didn't expect that Lin Zheng's heart was quite big, and the matter he had been entangled with for a long time was not a problem at all in the eyes of the other party. Who knew that Lin Zheng was not only happy to hear it, but also provided a lot of writing materials.
Seeing that Ye Yu was still depressed, Lin Zheng didn't continue to persuade him, but just said, "Aren't you going to class?"
Ye Yu took out his phone to check, he was already 15 minutes late, anyway, this is an elective course, so it doesn't matter if you don't go: "No, I've previewed this class, it's not very difficult, I'm late, skip it gone."
Lin Zheng was surprised: "I thought you were a good student who must attend every class."
Ye Yu shrugged: "Good students also need to relax."
Lin Zheng smiled and said, "Then I have relaxation rewards for good students, do you want to?"
"What reward?"
"Professor Zhao's thesis defense videos over the years."
"real?!"
"Well, it's in my computer, you and I go to the dormitory to get it?"
"okokokok!"
Thus, the pure and pure junior Hua was tricked into the dormitory by the hungry and thirsty senior, where he ate everything and wiped it off, leaving no scum left.
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Ye Yu followed Lin Zheng into the dormitory. The windows in the room were bright and clean, very clean, not at all like a dormitory for college boys.
Ye Yu looked left and right: "Brother, your room is so clean."
Lin Zheng poured a glass of water and pointed to the chair next to him: "I have a slight obsession with cleanliness, and I can't stand a messy environment. Du Peng doesn't sleep in the dormitory for more than half a month, so it's still clean."
Ye Yu nodded, took the cup and drank water.Lin Zheng opened his laptop to look for information.
With sharp eyes, Ye Yu saw the game icon of Tian Long Ba Bu on the desktop: "Brother, are you still playing games?"
"Huh?" Lin Zheng said indifferently, "My sister played it. Her computer broke down a while ago, and I downloaded the game on my computer. I'm too lazy to delete it."
"Oh, I just said how could senior brother play such a mentally retarded game, hahaha." Fortunately, he didn't play, otherwise I would really stay away from him.
The file was several gigabytes, and Lin Zheng used a mobile hard disk to copy it to Ye Yu: "The file is a bit big, and it will take a while to transfer it."
Ye Yu: "Okay, thank you brother."
Lin Zheng: "I have some books here, you can take them back and read them, they should help you write your thesis."
Ye Yu took the books to read, many of them were edited by Zhao Fang, there were also some medical journals, and even several foreign language publications.
Lin Zheng: "How's your English? Can you understand these books?"
Ye Yu turned his head and nodded: "I can probably understand it, but I don't understand some parts. These magazines are very professional, and they are hard to buy in China. Where did you come from?"
Lin Zheng said casually: "My parents are also doctors. They are now in the United States. It is easy to get these magazines."
Ye Yu was surprised: "I didn't expect my brother to be from a medical family? Disrespect and disrespect."
Lin Zheng said calmly: "Fortunately, it's just an ordinary doctor, nothing special." Ah~ my wife praised me!
Ye Yu was amazed at Lin Zheng's calmness. He always thought that Lin Zheng was the kind of person whose eyes were above the top and who spoke condescendingly. Although the process of these few encounters was not satisfactory, what was surprising was Lin Zheng's calmness. random.
Afterwards, the two chatted about other topics, Lin Zheng's erudition and talent impressed Ye Yu even more, and in the end, they felt that they hated seeing each other late and cherished each other.
Lin Zheng was also pleasantly surprised. Although he had liked Ye Yu for two years and knew his likes like the back of his hand, it was the first time he had a serious face-to-face conversation with him like today. Once again, he had a new understanding of the excellence of this boy. He knew, and once again confirmed that his choice was not wrong, Ye Yu was the one worthy of his love.
The two have their own thoughts, but they also get along well.Soon the files were copied, Lin Zheng unplugged the data cable, and handed the hard drive to Ye Yu: "Go back and have a look, you can ask me anytime if you have any questions."
Ye Yu took the hard drive: "Well, good. I'll send the hard drive to senior brother when I get back. I'm really bothering you today, so I'll go back first."
Lin Zheng really didn't want Ye Yu to go back, but he didn't have any good excuses to keep him. He was also afraid that talking too much would scare people away, so he nodded in agreement: "I'll send you out."
"Ah, no need, I'll just go down by myself." Ye Yu picked up his schoolbag and went to pull the doorknob. It happened that Lin Zheng also wanted to help Ye Yu open the door, but the two of them overlapped their hands.
Ye Yu: "!!!!"
Lin Zheng smiled, held Ye Yu's hand, pressed the doorknob, and opened the door: "Be careful on the road."
"Okay!" Ye Yu ran away with a blushing face.
Lin Zheng closed the door calmly.
A few minutes later, downstairs.
Senior Brother A: "What's going on upstairs, it's thumping, and the house is being demolished?"
Senior Brother B: "Lin Zheng has another convulsion."
Ye Yu ran back to 208, closed the door tightly, took a glass of water, and drank it all in one gulp, only to feel his beating heart slowly return to its original position, and sat down on the chair with numb hands and feet. I don't know what's wrong with me.Looking down at the hand held by Lin Zheng just now, his face blushed again.
"Ah!!!!" Ye Yu put her head in her hands, "Am I crazy! I blushed when a man shook his hand and my heart beat, you are an innocent girl!"
The innocent girl Ye Yu is restless, thinking that she may have an incurable disease, and is going to ask Du Niang to see if there is any good medicine to relieve the symptoms.
Clicking on the screen, before opening the Baidu page, Ye Yu found that in the game, there was a female player standing next to the Little Emei, swiping the screen and swearing at people in a nearby channel.
Wanwan: Still Rain, do you think you can grab other people's land casually with the title of the expeditionary army's lady?If you want to farm the land, you can find it by yourself. What kind of skill is it to steal someone else's?
Wanwan: It's amazing to have her husband backing her up!You think my mother is afraid of you, I will use the horn every day to scold you from now on!Brush up to 50 speakers and you will be offline!
Wanwan: Tell your husband to beat me, I'm not going out of town, I'm going to piss you off! ! !
This Wanwan did what she said, she really used the horn to swear at people all the time, and several people from the Sword Fighting Gang helped her to swear together, especially that little apple who jumped up and down the most.
Ye Yu frowned as he looked at the speakers and was confused. He didn't know why this person scolded him.
[Private chat] Still Rain: I was away just now, why did you scold me?
Wanwan: Hey, I don't scold you, can you answer me?People are not there, huh, huh, there are really good reasons.
Still Rain: Talk about something, don't be eccentric.
Wanwan: My old lady grows colored cotton in this field every day, and the old players know it.Today I was disconnected for 1 minute, and you took the land, no one is there?Hehehe, hanging is very easy to use!
Hearing what she said, Still Yu opened the backpack and took a look, isn't it? It's full of colored cotton!This is a necessary material for making equipment, a set of 40 gold!Anyone who has a piece of land where they can grow colored cotton will keep their phones on for 24 hours.But I didn't set it up to farm in Suzhou.
Click to open and hang again, and I have chosen the wrong place.
The still rain is quite embarrassing, it seems that it is indeed my fault.
[Private Chat] Static Rain: I just checked, and it was indeed a mistake when I set it up. I originally wanted to choose Dali, but I chose Suzhou. I’m leaving now. I will trade colored cotton for you. I’m sorry. .
Wan Wan: Oh, the Goddess's wife is different, she is generous enough, she can give away hundreds of gold items if she wants, and it is good to have thighs.
Still Rain: I have already apologized to you, and the colored cotton can also be traded to you, what else do you want?
Wanwan: Apologize to me by using the horn, and promise not to steal other people's land in the future!
The two were talking when the expeditionary army sent a message.
Expeditionary Army: What happened to the horn?
The still rain told the story again.
Expeditionary Army: I see.
After saying this, there was no movement from the expeditionary army.Not long after, the system showed that King's Landing had started a gang war with the Wanwan gang.
[Trumpet] Expeditionary Army: The Yiye Piaoxue gang kicked out 10 female Emei Wanwan within 112 minutes, otherwise they will help fight every day.
Not long after the trumpet came out, Wanwan was kicked by the gang, and the gang didn't even have time to redeem it, so she was so angry that she kept cursing on the trumpet.
Still Yu was also stupid, he didn't expect that the expeditionary army would really vent their anger on him.
Still Rain: Master?
Expeditionary Army: I am.
Still Rain: Husband, I know you are the best, I love you the most, and I love you so much, okay~
Expeditionary Army: Don't get me wrong, I just don't want others to touch my things.
thing?thing? !Ye Yu stared at the message from the Expeditionary Army and really wanted to piss people off, this chauvinistic perverted and domineering president!Is it because of hydrocephalus that the whole world revolves around him, who is his thing!It was definitely an illusion yesterday that I felt that my husband was a great god, an illusion!
At four o'clock in the afternoon, the trio pushed open the door of 208.
"Little Ye Zi, what are you doing?"
"Practice!"
"What skill?"
"Eighteen Styles of Killing Pigs!"
"..."
Husband and wife theater
Ye Yu: Do you have a split personality?
Lin Zheng: No, I am true to you from the beginning to the end!
Ye Yu: Then why is there such a difference between your game and reality?
Lin Zheng: Because the heart that loves you is changing all the time!
Ye Yu: You win the game.
The cute little Qiao still greeted him on the gang channel: "Sister-in-law, I'm here to find you, ahahahaha~"
Meimei Xiaoxuan also joined in the fun: "Sister-in-law, I'm coming too, hehehe~"
"Hello, sister-in-law!"
"Hello, sister-in-law!"
Sister-in-law, you sisters!Static Rain has the heart to touch his head to death. He deeply regrets that the money fan took two stones from the Expeditionary Army yesterday, and they are all bound to the equipment. It is too late to return them to him. Open the ingot shop Take a look at the gem price——
"Thank you for your hard work~ Is there anything I can do for you~"
"It's okay, sister-in-law, you can rest, we will start the task and do the task soon!"
"Okay~ Then I will trouble you~"
People are poor and short-sighted, and Static Yu gave up her dignity for two rubies, so let's be a sister-in-law, anyway, even if you are called twice in a game, you won't lose a piece of meat.
At this moment, the still Yu in the game, and Ye Yu outside the game don't know how terrible it is to get used to this thing. In the near future, after someone calls him sister-in-law in reality and he subconsciously agrees, fate will move towards him. Unexpectedly, they ran farther and farther within reason, and they would never be able to get back together.
But that is still in the future, and now Jing Yu is still getting used to the title of sister-in-law and the fact that she has a husband.
Doing gang missions is still very boring, cute Xiaoqiao formed a team, and added Meimeida Xiaoxuan and Jingyu to chat.
Cute Xiao Qiao: Xiaoxuan, Xiaoxuan, have you watched the animation I recommended?
Beautiful Xiaoxuan: Yes, yes!Xiaobai and Xiaohei are a good match~ Xiaohei can also cook, so □□~
Cute Xiao Qiao: I like Zun and Munakata.Indifferent Gong x Tsundere Queen Shou, so cute~~ah~~~~
Static Yu looked at the two people in the team who were chatting enthusiastically, and he probably understood that they were talking about anime, and then it was Gongshou. He had a bad premonition——
Still Rain: Are you talking about anime?
Cute Xiao Qiao: Yes, sister-in-law, do you like watching animation? Let’s go together!I recommend you to watch "K"~ The characters are beautiful and the voice actors are blinding. The main reason is that there are so many pairs, there is always one that suits you!
Still Rain: Okay, let me see.What did you just say about attacking and receiving?And what about pairing?
Beautiful Xiaoxuan: Sister-in-law, no!You don't know how to attack?Now even boys know it!Come, come, let us give you a popular science!
After half an hour of science popularization between the two, Jing Yu definitely confirmed the identities of the two rotten girls, and decided not to let them know the fact that he is a man, otherwise it is conceivable that his future gaming career will be different. How sad.In reality, it’s okay to have a fake gay honey who wants to break up with him. He doesn’t want two more rotten girls in the game to watch him and the expeditionary army every day, and he has to completely separate Qingshimeiyan from these two people. They must not be allowed to know each other's identities, otherwise, the combined power of these three people is beyond his imagination.
Adorable Xiao Qiao: Sister-in-law?Sister, are you still there?Why don't you speak?
Meimeida Xiaoxuan: Could it be that our popular science just now was too obscene and frightened my sister-in-law?
Still Rain: Haha, how could that be? I was just searching for information about the anime you recommended, and it looked pretty good. I'll watch it later.
Adorable Xiao Qiao: Okay, okay, sister-in-law, please work hard, let’s exchange ideas tomorrow~
Still Rain: Well, that's fine.Oh, yes, since you are rotten girls, why have I never seen you flirting with my husband and master, I think they are quite suitable~ They should be the kind you mentioned, um, um, beautiful and strong powerful?
Meimei Xiaoxuan: Hey, sister-in-law, you are a fast learner. You can combine theory and practice~
Still Rain: Oh hehehe~ That's right, how can you improve yourself if you don't practice?
Adorable Xiao Qiao: Sister-in-law, let me tell you, it's not that Xiaoxuan and I haven't flirted with my brother and Gua, it's Gua who disappointed us so much.
Still Rain: What does it mean?Is he ugly?
Cute Xiao Qiao: No, he and his elder brother are both handsome, but he is a straight man of steel, chasing after girls with big breasts and long legs every day, which makes us really slutty!
Still Rain: Oh, I see.However, shouldn't a rotten girl have to go when there are difficulties, even if there are no difficulties and create difficulties?
Meimeida Xiaoxuan: There is no drama, no drama, these two are impossible, but if you are a boy, sister-in-law, it is quite possible to have a relationship with your eldest brother.
Still Rain:. . . . . .Haha, don't be kidding, how is it possible, I think your elder brother is quite annoying to me.
Cute Xiao Qiao: No, if the eldest brother bothers you, he won't let us join the gang to upgrade the Rain Worship Sect.
Still Rain: That's why he wants to accept this gang, and it would be shameful not to make it better.
Adorable Xiao Qiao: Oh, I said sister-in-law, don’t underestimate yourself. Every day there are gangs who want to be affiliated with the King’s Landing, and there are also gangs who want to be the Kahuo gang. The eldest brother has never cared about any of them. Melon processing.Bai Yujiao, but he personally told me and Xiaoxuan to come to help, it's not that he likes you, can he take care of this matter?
Beautiful Xiaoxuan: That's right, big brother must like you.Indifferent Gongshou x Green Tea Girl Shou, oops, maybe a new variety of Gongshou has been developed, maybe it’s so cute, how can it be broken, hehehehe~
Still Rain:. . . . . .Please, I'm a girl~
Cute Xiao Qiao: You can't see your face, so we will treat you as a boy.Xiaoxuan, have you noticed that on the day of the wedding, the elder brother looked at the elder sister-in-law, tsk tsk tsk~
Meimei Xiaoxuan: Yes, that’s the one, hehehehe~
I'm convinced you, you can see the eyes of the game characters, is this 24k platinum Cyclops?Still Yu didn't dare to chat with the two of them anymore, so she used the excuse of going to watch an animation, put her account in Dali to farm, and they slipped away.
Ye Yu turned off the computer screen wearily, looked at the mobile phone, there was still half an hour before class, packed up the books, picked up the schoolbag and left the dormitory.
Walking slowly on campus, looking at the boys playing basketball and football beside him, Ye Yu felt that this was the correct way to open up college boys, and now her life surrounded by men was corrupt and decadent.
"Hey, Gossip Boy, what are you doing? You hurt the spring and the autumn, and your back looks lonely." Su Yang rushed up from behind and grabbed Ye Yu's arm, "Why aren't the three sluts with you?"
Ye Yu pulled Su Yang's hand off his arm, looked at the number one man surrounded by him, and said angrily: "We are not conjoined twins, we have to stick together every day."
Su Yang blinked: "What's the matter, so angry? Who messed with you?"
Ye Yu looked at Su Yang very seriously: "I am a normal adolescent boy, I like girls, please don't associate me with other men in the future."
"Oh, Jiang Zi." Su Yang nodded to express his understanding, then pointed to a girl with long breasts and thighs and asked, "Adolescent boy, what do you think of that girl?"
Ye Yu took a closer look: "He's quite tall, very thin, and a bit dark."
Su Yang pointed to another boy: "What about this one?"
Ye Yu: "I can't see the face, but the back is very straight, with a slender waist and long legs, a good figure, an inverted triangle, and smooth hair. She should be quite handsome."
Su Yang: "So, what are you struggling with?"
Ye Yu: "..." There was no way to refute.
Walking in front of the two, the handsome guy with a slender waist, long legs and inverted triangle seemed to have heard their conversation, and suddenly turned around.
"Lin Zheng?! Oh, buy it!" Su Yang felt that this was simply God's will.
Lin Zheng walked up to the two of them with two long legs, and said, "Take a step to talk?"
Ye Yu's face was completely red like a monkey's ass, and he stuttered when he spoke: "Yes, what's the matter, just, just say it here, let's say it."
Lin Zheng laughed softly: "Here? It seems inconvenient."
Ye Yu: "If there is any inconvenience, you can tell others about everything. Unless you have ghosts in your heart."
Hearing this, Lin Zheng cast a glance at Su Yang.
Su Yang understood, and immediately said: "I have to leave beforehand, you can talk slowly."
Ye Yu hurriedly grabbed Su Yang's schoolbag strap, and said in a low voice, "You're so disrespectful, you just threw me away like this?"
Su Yang winked ambiguously: "I'm creating an opportunity for you and your rumored boyfriend, you have to seize it, adolescent boy~" After finishing speaking, he waved his hand and left, regardless of Ye Yu.
"Hey! Su Yang!" Ye Yu stomped his feet anxiously, he didn't want to be alone with Lin Zheng!
"Let's talk over there." Lin Zheng walked back without waiting for Ye Yu to speak.
Ye Yu had no choice but to bite the bullet and follow Lin Zheng.
The two came to a grove behind the teaching building. This grove is usually a place for lovers to meet up. Now it's class time, and almost no one comes.
Ye Yu looked at the forest, and suddenly remembered the tree that the expeditionary army took him to yesterday, and he couldn't help imagining the scenes that he imagined yesterday.
In order not to make up more things in his head, Ye Yu decided to strike first: "What do you want from me?"
Seeing that Ye Yu looked like a little hedgehog with thorns all over his body, Lin Zheng smiled and said, "Afraid of me?"
Ye Yu insisted: "What are you afraid of! What's the matter with you, I'm leaving!"
Lin Zheng: "I want to apologize for what happened yesterday."
Ye Yu: "?"
Lin Zheng: "I heard that someone posted some of our, um, posts on the Internet. It's what happened in the cafeteria yesterday. The content is very..." It's very pornographic, I like it!
Ye Yu never expected that Lin Zheng would know the little Huang Wen on the pink website, and asked sadly, "You, have you seen it?"
Lin Zheng pointed to Ye Yu: "Senior Hua" and pointed to himself, "Senior Beast."
Ye Yu covered her face: "Please forgive me."
Lin Zheng smiled and said, "It's quite interesting to write."
Ye Yu was speechless: "Where is it interesting, you don't feel disgusted?"
Lin Zheng: "The little girl's game, why take it seriously."
Ye Yu didn't expect that Lin Zheng's heart was quite big, and the matter he had been entangled with for a long time was not a problem at all in the eyes of the other party. Who knew that Lin Zheng was not only happy to hear it, but also provided a lot of writing materials.
Seeing that Ye Yu was still depressed, Lin Zheng didn't continue to persuade him, but just said, "Aren't you going to class?"
Ye Yu took out his phone to check, he was already 15 minutes late, anyway, this is an elective course, so it doesn't matter if you don't go: "No, I've previewed this class, it's not very difficult, I'm late, skip it gone."
Lin Zheng was surprised: "I thought you were a good student who must attend every class."
Ye Yu shrugged: "Good students also need to relax."
Lin Zheng smiled and said, "Then I have relaxation rewards for good students, do you want to?"
"What reward?"
"Professor Zhao's thesis defense videos over the years."
"real?!"
"Well, it's in my computer, you and I go to the dormitory to get it?"
"okokokok!"
Thus, the pure and pure junior Hua was tricked into the dormitory by the hungry and thirsty senior, where he ate everything and wiped it off, leaving no scum left.
========================================== Lied to you, hee hee~=========== =======================
Ye Yu followed Lin Zheng into the dormitory. The windows in the room were bright and clean, very clean, not at all like a dormitory for college boys.
Ye Yu looked left and right: "Brother, your room is so clean."
Lin Zheng poured a glass of water and pointed to the chair next to him: "I have a slight obsession with cleanliness, and I can't stand a messy environment. Du Peng doesn't sleep in the dormitory for more than half a month, so it's still clean."
Ye Yu nodded, took the cup and drank water.Lin Zheng opened his laptop to look for information.
With sharp eyes, Ye Yu saw the game icon of Tian Long Ba Bu on the desktop: "Brother, are you still playing games?"
"Huh?" Lin Zheng said indifferently, "My sister played it. Her computer broke down a while ago, and I downloaded the game on my computer. I'm too lazy to delete it."
"Oh, I just said how could senior brother play such a mentally retarded game, hahaha." Fortunately, he didn't play, otherwise I would really stay away from him.
The file was several gigabytes, and Lin Zheng used a mobile hard disk to copy it to Ye Yu: "The file is a bit big, and it will take a while to transfer it."
Ye Yu: "Okay, thank you brother."
Lin Zheng: "I have some books here, you can take them back and read them, they should help you write your thesis."
Ye Yu took the books to read, many of them were edited by Zhao Fang, there were also some medical journals, and even several foreign language publications.
Lin Zheng: "How's your English? Can you understand these books?"
Ye Yu turned his head and nodded: "I can probably understand it, but I don't understand some parts. These magazines are very professional, and they are hard to buy in China. Where did you come from?"
Lin Zheng said casually: "My parents are also doctors. They are now in the United States. It is easy to get these magazines."
Ye Yu was surprised: "I didn't expect my brother to be from a medical family? Disrespect and disrespect."
Lin Zheng said calmly: "Fortunately, it's just an ordinary doctor, nothing special." Ah~ my wife praised me!
Ye Yu was amazed at Lin Zheng's calmness. He always thought that Lin Zheng was the kind of person whose eyes were above the top and who spoke condescendingly. Although the process of these few encounters was not satisfactory, what was surprising was Lin Zheng's calmness. random.
Afterwards, the two chatted about other topics, Lin Zheng's erudition and talent impressed Ye Yu even more, and in the end, they felt that they hated seeing each other late and cherished each other.
Lin Zheng was also pleasantly surprised. Although he had liked Ye Yu for two years and knew his likes like the back of his hand, it was the first time he had a serious face-to-face conversation with him like today. Once again, he had a new understanding of the excellence of this boy. He knew, and once again confirmed that his choice was not wrong, Ye Yu was the one worthy of his love.
The two have their own thoughts, but they also get along well.Soon the files were copied, Lin Zheng unplugged the data cable, and handed the hard drive to Ye Yu: "Go back and have a look, you can ask me anytime if you have any questions."
Ye Yu took the hard drive: "Well, good. I'll send the hard drive to senior brother when I get back. I'm really bothering you today, so I'll go back first."
Lin Zheng really didn't want Ye Yu to go back, but he didn't have any good excuses to keep him. He was also afraid that talking too much would scare people away, so he nodded in agreement: "I'll send you out."
"Ah, no need, I'll just go down by myself." Ye Yu picked up his schoolbag and went to pull the doorknob. It happened that Lin Zheng also wanted to help Ye Yu open the door, but the two of them overlapped their hands.
Ye Yu: "!!!!"
Lin Zheng smiled, held Ye Yu's hand, pressed the doorknob, and opened the door: "Be careful on the road."
"Okay!" Ye Yu ran away with a blushing face.
Lin Zheng closed the door calmly.
A few minutes later, downstairs.
Senior Brother A: "What's going on upstairs, it's thumping, and the house is being demolished?"
Senior Brother B: "Lin Zheng has another convulsion."
Ye Yu ran back to 208, closed the door tightly, took a glass of water, and drank it all in one gulp, only to feel his beating heart slowly return to its original position, and sat down on the chair with numb hands and feet. I don't know what's wrong with me.Looking down at the hand held by Lin Zheng just now, his face blushed again.
"Ah!!!!" Ye Yu put her head in her hands, "Am I crazy! I blushed when a man shook his hand and my heart beat, you are an innocent girl!"
The innocent girl Ye Yu is restless, thinking that she may have an incurable disease, and is going to ask Du Niang to see if there is any good medicine to relieve the symptoms.
Clicking on the screen, before opening the Baidu page, Ye Yu found that in the game, there was a female player standing next to the Little Emei, swiping the screen and swearing at people in a nearby channel.
Wanwan: Still Rain, do you think you can grab other people's land casually with the title of the expeditionary army's lady?If you want to farm the land, you can find it by yourself. What kind of skill is it to steal someone else's?
Wanwan: It's amazing to have her husband backing her up!You think my mother is afraid of you, I will use the horn every day to scold you from now on!Brush up to 50 speakers and you will be offline!
Wanwan: Tell your husband to beat me, I'm not going out of town, I'm going to piss you off! ! !
This Wanwan did what she said, she really used the horn to swear at people all the time, and several people from the Sword Fighting Gang helped her to swear together, especially that little apple who jumped up and down the most.
Ye Yu frowned as he looked at the speakers and was confused. He didn't know why this person scolded him.
[Private chat] Still Rain: I was away just now, why did you scold me?
Wanwan: Hey, I don't scold you, can you answer me?People are not there, huh, huh, there are really good reasons.
Still Rain: Talk about something, don't be eccentric.
Wanwan: My old lady grows colored cotton in this field every day, and the old players know it.Today I was disconnected for 1 minute, and you took the land, no one is there?Hehehe, hanging is very easy to use!
Hearing what she said, Still Yu opened the backpack and took a look, isn't it? It's full of colored cotton!This is a necessary material for making equipment, a set of 40 gold!Anyone who has a piece of land where they can grow colored cotton will keep their phones on for 24 hours.But I didn't set it up to farm in Suzhou.
Click to open and hang again, and I have chosen the wrong place.
The still rain is quite embarrassing, it seems that it is indeed my fault.
[Private Chat] Static Rain: I just checked, and it was indeed a mistake when I set it up. I originally wanted to choose Dali, but I chose Suzhou. I’m leaving now. I will trade colored cotton for you. I’m sorry. .
Wan Wan: Oh, the Goddess's wife is different, she is generous enough, she can give away hundreds of gold items if she wants, and it is good to have thighs.
Still Rain: I have already apologized to you, and the colored cotton can also be traded to you, what else do you want?
Wanwan: Apologize to me by using the horn, and promise not to steal other people's land in the future!
The two were talking when the expeditionary army sent a message.
Expeditionary Army: What happened to the horn?
The still rain told the story again.
Expeditionary Army: I see.
After saying this, there was no movement from the expeditionary army.Not long after, the system showed that King's Landing had started a gang war with the Wanwan gang.
[Trumpet] Expeditionary Army: The Yiye Piaoxue gang kicked out 10 female Emei Wanwan within 112 minutes, otherwise they will help fight every day.
Not long after the trumpet came out, Wanwan was kicked by the gang, and the gang didn't even have time to redeem it, so she was so angry that she kept cursing on the trumpet.
Still Yu was also stupid, he didn't expect that the expeditionary army would really vent their anger on him.
Still Rain: Master?
Expeditionary Army: I am.
Still Rain: Husband, I know you are the best, I love you the most, and I love you so much, okay~
Expeditionary Army: Don't get me wrong, I just don't want others to touch my things.
thing?thing? !Ye Yu stared at the message from the Expeditionary Army and really wanted to piss people off, this chauvinistic perverted and domineering president!Is it because of hydrocephalus that the whole world revolves around him, who is his thing!It was definitely an illusion yesterday that I felt that my husband was a great god, an illusion!
At four o'clock in the afternoon, the trio pushed open the door of 208.
"Little Ye Zi, what are you doing?"
"Practice!"
"What skill?"
"Eighteen Styles of Killing Pigs!"
"..."
Husband and wife theater
Ye Yu: Do you have a split personality?
Lin Zheng: No, I am true to you from the beginning to the end!
Ye Yu: Then why is there such a difference between your game and reality?
Lin Zheng: Because the heart that loves you is changing all the time!
Ye Yu: You win the game.
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