My Bamboo Horse is so hard to fuck

Qi Lelei faced Li Jia's approaching face, her heart beating a bit violently.

However, Li Jia neither wanted to hit him nor kiss him, but Li Jia lowered her head and sniffed his lips.

Qi Lelei's slender eyelashes fluttered slightly, like the flapping wings of a butterfly.

Li Jia's warm breath hit his face, making him purse the corners of his lips nervously, and the scent of fragrance penetrated into his heart along his breath, making his heart beat wildly, Qi Lelei felt that the cells in his whole body were tightening up.

"You still smell of cigarettes." Li Jia let go of Qi Lelei's collar, glanced at Qi Lelei's flushed face, raised his eyebrows, and jokingly said, "What? The burn on your hand has transferred to your face, making your face turn red gone?"

Qi Lelei realized that Li Jia was just checking the smell of cigarettes on him, and he was made so nervous and shy, he suddenly became angry: "Fart... um..."

As soon as the words fell, Qi Lelei was forcefully stuffed with something in Li Jia's mouth, and he turned pale with shock: "What are you feeding me... huh? Is it mints?"

Qi Lelei bit the mints into pieces with a "click, click", and the slightly sweet scent spread between his lips and teeth. After eating one, he begged with a knowing taste: "It's delicious, do you have any more?"

Li Jia: "..."

Seeing that Li Jia didn't answer, Qi Lelei reached out to find candy on him, and shouted: "Give it to me."

"Don't mess around." Li Jia stopped Qi Lelei's unscrupulous hands, took out mint candy and handed it to Qi Lelei.

"Hand it over earlier." Qi Lelei stuffed the mint candy into his mouth proudly, a strong sour taste spread in his mouth, he grinned his teeth and frowned: "Why is this candy so sour!?"

"Ha." Li Jia chuckled lightly.

Qi Lelei took a closer look, only to realize that it was a mint candy in his hand, but a sour candy, because the box was full of gaudy patterns, he didn't pay attention at first.

"Fuck!" Seeing Li Jia's smiling face, Qi Lelei became furious, and rushed forward to feed Li Jia a sour candy.

When Director Zha came to check the sanitation, he saw such a scene as soon as he opened the door.

Qi Lelei hugged Li Jia, lying on his back, reaching out to touch Li Jia's mouth.

The two were bumped into by Director Cha in an extremely awkward posture.

Director Cha: "..."

Qi Lelei: "..."

Li Jia: "..."

While Qi Lelei was embarrassed, he was also thankful that Director Po didn't catch him lighting a cigarette, otherwise he wouldn't be able to explain clearly.

Fortunately, Director Zha is well-informed and knows that boys like to play like this, so he said calmly: "You two have such a good relationship, keep playing, and go home early after cleaning."

After he finished speaking, he left, and when he left, he sighed: "It's nice to be young."

Qi Lelei no longer wants to explain to Director Zha, nor does he want to deny it, so let Director Zha think so.

"Can you let me go?" Li Jia patted Qi Lelei who was hanging on his body.

Qi Lelei let go of Li Jia, and took advantage of his unpreparedness, threw a sour candy into his mouth. After Li Jia frowned, he asked contentedly: "By the way, why did you come here?"

"Huh? Did you bring something?" Qi Lelei realized at this moment that there was a plastic bag at the entrance, which was obviously brought in by Li Jia just now.

Li Jia opened the bag that he brought, and the fragrance hit his face.

"Beef noodles?" Qi Lelei's eyes lit up, he smiled, and took the noodles. At this moment, he was as enthusiastic about Li Jia as a fellow villager seeing Xie Fangjun.

Li Jia sneered, already used to him as a chameleon.

Qi Lelei mixed the noodles, and when he was about to eat, Fu Mingkun sent a message, and he quickly replied.

Qi Lelei: I won't try it again, what the hell.

Qi Lelei: The male lead smoking cigarettes on TV is a lie.

Qi Lelei: Brother Kun, you also smoke less.

Fu Mingkun who received the message: "..."

It seems that it is not easy to let this little fool go astray.

Li Jia listened to Qi Lelei typing back the message, and glanced at him.

The guilty Qi Lelei gave him a smirk, quickly put away his phone, and obediently ate his noodles.

**

Qi Lelei went home at night, pieced things together according to Baidu, and finally came up with a handwritten [-]-character self-criticism.

After writing, he felt that his hand was going to break.

But writing the review is not troublesome, the troublesome thing is the parents' signature.

Director Zha has seen his father's writing, the school dormitory was donated by Qi Guanshan, and Qi Guanshan wrote a message to the school at that time.

His father's handwriting is sharp and tough, like a man who has stepped out of the hail of bullets, with a unique momentum.

And Qi Lelei's handwriting has no sharpness, is clean and clean, and the overall style is soft, so he can't imitate his father's handwriting. After thinking about it, among the people he knows, the only person who is suitable to sign for him is Li Jia.

Qi Lelei sent Li Jia a message, but Li Jia didn't reply, so he lay down on the balcony and yelled Li Jia's name.

"Li Jia! Li Jia!"

"are you there?"

There was no movement in the next room, Qi Lelei couldn't believe that Li Jiahui didn't hear him yelling so loudly, this guy must be pretending to be deaf and dumb.

So Qi Lelei picked up the automatic telescopic pole that was placed on the balcony. The telescopic pole seemed to be quite old at first glance, so it could be seen that it was a regular communication material for the two of them.

Qi Lelei stretched out his pole to poke Li Jia's floor-to-ceiling windows, just as Li Jia came out of the room, this poke precisely went from the neckline of the pajamas to Li Jia's mouth.

Especially rogue, especially excessive.

Qi Lelei: "..."

Li Jia: "..."

To be honest, Qi Lelei was stunned, and he reckoned that Li Jia was also stunned, but Li Jia had the same expression when he was stunned or not.

Qi Lelei's pole remained in the state of stabbing Li Jia, and did not move for a long time.

Li Jia raised his eyelids, saw him dumbfounded, and asked, "You still don't take it back?"

Qi Lelei came back to his senses, pressed the automatic button, and the telescopic rod shrank back with a bang. When it was withdrawing from the collar of Li Jia's clothes, it hooked it unbiasedly, and the first button of him was stretched away, taking Li Jia with him. Jia was also pulled forward.

Qi Lelei: "..."

Li Jia: "..."

Li Jia's neckline was open, revealing a sexy collarbone and a piece of delicate skin.

Qi Lelei's behavior became more and more like a hooligan. He scratched his hair, struggled for a while, and said forcefully: "You, the quality of your pajamas is too bad. I will pay you a good one someday."

"Okay." Li Jia sighed helplessly, and while wiping her hair with a towel, she asked, "What do you want from me?"

Perhaps it was because Li Jia had just taken a shower, Li Jia's voice was lazy, warm and hoarse, very attractive.

When Li Jia came out of the bathroom, he saw Qi Lelei's telescopic rod prowling around on the balcony. He guessed that Qi Lelei had something to do with him, so he came out to have a look. Who knew that the telescopic rod went into him clothing……

Forget it, don't talk about it.

Qi Lelei saw Li Jia standing on the balcony wiping his hair, the water droplets flowed down his chin, slowly flowing to his collarbone and Yuexiong's mouth, the water was shining, very attractive, there was a red mark a little below Li Jia's collarbone, It is obviously a masterpiece that Qi Lelei has just released.

Qi Lelei swallowed guiltyly, retracted his gaze, and let himself focus on the "business", he raised the self-criticism in his hand: "Sign it for me."

Li Jia paused while wiping his hair, and smiled involuntarily, probably because he was amused by Qi Lelei's arrogant begging for help, and he felt that he wanted to suppress the arrogance of the two hundred and five.

"You want me to be your father so much?" Li Jia had a narrow smile in his eyes.

Qi Lelei was stunned, and raised his sleeves as if to hit someone: "What are you talking about?"

Li Jia was not afraid of him: "Didn't you ask me to sign your review?"

"...That's true, but that doesn't mean you are my father." Qi Lelei said in a very aggressive tone, without any conscious intention of asking for help, "Do you want to sign?"

Li Jia answered irrelevantly: "Dang."

Qi Lelei was furious, turned his head and wanted to go back to his room, if he didn't help, he wouldn't help, so much nonsense.

As soon as he turned around, Li Jia's voice came from behind him.

"Qi Lelei, do you still want to sign?"

Qi Lelei turned around, and saw Li Jia with his hands on the railing, smiling like a villain.

If it's someone else with a bit of backbone, they probably wouldn't sign it.

But Qi Lelei believed more in being able to bend and stretch, so with a dark face, he said in a rough voice: "Sign."

"But you are not my father." Qi Lelei added.

"Okay." Li Jia knew enough was enough, "Throw it over."

The self-criticism is just a few sheets of paper, which are too soft to throw away, so Qi Lelei folded the self-criticism into a paper airplane, and then let out a sigh towards the nose of the plane.

"You're ready." Qi Lelei held up the paper plane and flew towards Li Jia.

At the beginning, the paper airplane was quite vigorous, and flew a long way in one breath, but when it flew to two-thirds of the distance, it seemed to encounter an obstacle, and the fuselage shook a few times.

Qi Lelei was nervous: "Hey!"

Then the paper airplane fell down as if deflated.

"My test..." Qi Lelei lay on the balcony and looked down, the words behind were broken like a crashed paper airplane.

Qi's father just came back and saw the paper airplane falling in front of his feet. He looked up at Qi Lelei and Li Jia amusedly: "What are you two playing with? You are so big, you still play with paper airplanes?"

Qi Lelei showed a desperate expression of being about to be executed by Ling Chi: "..."

Just when Qi Lelei's heart was ashamed, a whistle sounded from the opposite side, and a black and white Bian Mu jumped out. Li Jia shouted a password, and Bian Mu easily jumped over the fence, then obediently squatted beside Qi's father's legs, looking up. With a straight face and tongue sticking out, he looked eagerly at Papa Qi.

Li Jia said seriously upstairs: "Uncle Qi, this is a secret between Leilei and me."

Qi Guanshan laughed loudly: "Okay, okay, I won't peek at your little secret."

Children of this age have some secrets that they don't want to tell their parents. Qi's father is someone who has experienced it, so he doesn't force it. Besides, Li Jia has a good reputation and has a good sense of proportion. He wants Li Jia to take him with him. If something important happened, he took the initiative to stuff the paper plane into Bian Mu's dog's mouth, and Bian Mu ran back with the paper plane in his mouth.

Seeing that he escaped, Qi Lelei breathed a sigh of relief.

Bian Mu took the self-criticism book into Li Jia's room, and Li Jia shook the self-criticism book, pretending to say: "Oh, it's over, your self-criticism..."

"Keep your voice down!" Qi Lelei felt lingering fears, afraid that his father would hear the words "criticism" before he entered the room.

Li Jia sneered, Qi Lelei was narrow-minded and even less courageous.

"I...that book...what's wrong?"

"Being bitten by a dog, it's all the dog's saliva."

Qi Lelei was sluggish, with an expression on his face as if the sky had fallen: "Then, don't I want to rewrite it? Three thousand words!"

After a few seconds, Li Jia said slowly, "I lied to you."

Being scared just now, and being scared again now, Qi Lelei, who has experienced ups and downs, was so angry that he climbed directly onto the balcony.

Li Jia's eyelids twitched: "Qi Lelei, what are you going to do?"

"I'm going to beat you up!" Qi Lelei had lost his mind at this time.

The balconies of the two are very close, Li Jia believes that Qi Lelei can come over, and the bottom of the balcony between the two is actually the top of the convex balcony of the room on the second floor, so even if Qi Lelei falls, as long as the posture is correct, he should not be able to fall too far Big problem, so Li Jia didn't stop him.

Of course, Li Jia also knew that he couldn't stop him, and with Qi Lelei's temper, stopping him might make him more motivated.

In the end, Li Jia still overestimated Qi Lelei, he climbed up aggressively, stepped on the edge of the wall, walked halfway, looked down, and was scared.

"Li Jia, cough, come here and help me."

Shy and cowardly, he was talking about Qi Lelei.

Li Jia: "..."

Li Jia stepped forward to hold Qi Lelei's hand, and Qi Lelei had to emphasize worriedly: "Hold on tight."

Li Jia couldn't help laughing and said, "Why didn't I see you when I said the harsh words just now?"

Right now, just now, Qi Lelei decided not to talk to Li Jia quickly. He held Li Jia's hand, and with the help of the other party, he jumped onto the balcony. At the moment he jumped up, he was a little surprised. Li Jia His arms are thin, but powerful.

When landing, due to inertia, he jumped on Li Jia's body, but fortunately, he stopped the car when he was only one centimeter away from Li Jia.

The two faced each other, staring at each other.

It might be because of just taking a shower, Li Jia's body was a little hot, and the heat invaded Qi Lelei unscrupulously, so hot that Qi Lelei's ears were a little red, and when he lowered his eyes a little, he could see Li Jia's open neckline.

There seemed to be a little monster living in that place, it suddenly jumped up and bit Qi Lelei, which made him flustered.

Li Jia didn't notice his strangeness, but reached out and patted his back to help him remove the wall dust from his clothes.

Qi Lelei suddenly felt a little embarrassed, and pushed Li Jia: "Stop taking pictures, go and sign for me."

At this moment, he completely forgot that he came here to beat someone up.

The author has something to say: The last incident was very controversial. Some people said that Leilei was too stupid. Let me explain it to him_(:3ゝ∠)_. In fact, even adults may not be able to tell the difference between good and bad. What's more, when I was a teenager, at that age, whoever pampered me would think that the other party was good, and then I would feel that the teachers and parents were annoying and annoying.

As for Leilei, he's actually quite well. Although he didn't see Fu Mingkun clearly, he won't dislike Director Zha's management of his teacher like this (although he is still disobedient 2333).

Everyone thinks that Fu Mingkun is God's perspective, but as far as Qi Lelei is concerned, Fu Mingkun often comes to play at home, works hard to improve himself and often helps his elder brother.

And Qi Lelei's setting is to tout the character of going to heaven, so he was encouraged to try it, but he didn't try it just because of the instigation, because boys at this age are indeed curious about the activities of adults, but he himself is not I like it, so I won't continue.

In fact, without Li Jia watching, he would not be led to be bad by Fu Mingkun, because he is not bad by nature, and he is a little lazy guy, and if he really does bad things, he will stop doing them because it is too troublesome.