My Bamboo Horse is so hard to fuck

Qi Lelei was waiting for his unknown fate outside the office. He was upset when he saw Li Jia coming.

Qi Lelei was afraid that he would see her joke, so he said in disgust, "Why are you here?"

Li Jia said coldly, "Passing by."

Qi Lelei: "Your class is not here, is it?"

As soon as his voice of questioning fell to the ground, he heard the sound of slapping fried meat in Director Zha's office.

The two parents scolded while beating: "How dare you smoke!?!"

"Isn't it courageous? Did I send you to school to make you smoke!"

"Are you smoking, are you smoking! See if I don't smoke you to death!"

"Ah! Ah!"

"Ah! Woohoo!"

"Dad, stop hitting!"

"Mom, I was wrong!"

Director Zha, who was about to communicate with the parents, was suddenly stunned, but in the end he pulled the parents on both sides to tell them not to beat the children anymore.

Qi Lelei was terrified by this socialist beating. He grabbed Li Jia's hand and asked nervously, "This, so fierce?"

"If Uncle Qi came, it should be the same." Li Jia wrote lightly, he actually hoped that Qi Guanshan could come, because Qi Lelei is getting more and more begging.

Li Jia thought the screams of those two people were too loud, and was about to leave, but Qi Lelei panicked, and quickly grabbed him: "Don't go qaq!"

Qi Lelei, who still disliked "Li Jia is here" just now, quickly no longer disliked it, not only did he not dislike it, he also wished to be tied to Li Jia's body.

Because the sound of the beating inside was too harsh, Qi Lelei was frightened: "You said that if I run away before Director Cha calls my dad..."

"If you sneak away now, you will be able to see Director Zha and your father having a cordial conversation at the dinner table at night."

"Oh." Qi Lelei sighed, "Why doesn't my dad go on business these days?"

Li Jia reminded him: "It's not like your dad came back to look for you without hitting him."

"You, why don't you say something good, let it be fine if you don't say good things, and you are very gloating."

Li Jia: "You know you're afraid?"

Qi Lelei pursed her lips and remained silent.

After a few seconds, Qi Lelei couldn't stand it any longer, and spoke first. He asked worriedly, "What should I do?"

"Tell me what happened to your cigarette first?"

Survival was imminent, Qi Lelei didn't make it difficult for Li Jia, and honestly said: "I was just curious, so I took my father's cigarettes, accidentally brought them to school, and accidentally threw them on Director Zha's head..."

Li Jia: "..."

Qi Lelei said anxiously: "But I didn't smoke, really."

Li Jia thought that he had stayed in the classroom all morning, and it must be due to evil intentions, but before the plan was implemented, he comforted him: "Got it."

Qi Lelei asked again sadly: "Then what should I do?"

"Wait patiently."

Qi Lelei didn't understand what Li Jia meant, but he still waited patiently.

At this time, the sound of beating in the room gradually stopped, and it seemed that the parents of the two people were tired from the beating. After another ten minutes, the two boys who were beaten were wearing colors and followed their parents listlessly. came out behind.

As soon as they left, Li Jia reminded Qi Lelei: "Low your head, and act as sad as you are."

"Ah?" Although Qi Lelei didn't understand, he still lowered his head according to his intention, pretending to admit his mistake, and he was deeply rooted, pretending to be very pitiful.

After a while, Director Zha also came out exhausted. He was blocked and educated just now, which had already consumed most of his energy. Now seeing Qi Lelei with his head down, looking pitiful, it seems that he knew he was wrong.

Director Zha sighed, and said: "Qi Lelei, you go back and write a review by hand, and ask the parents to sign it and hand it over to me. In addition, you will be fined to clean the laboratory for a week after school."

Qi Lelei suppressed the ecstasy in his heart, and whispered: "Okay."

Director Zha preached earnestly: "Cigarettes are very harmful to the body, and they are not something you children should touch, understand?"

Qi Lelei nodded like a pounding garlic.

Director Zha just experienced a persuasion. He was tired and tired. He waved his hands and said, "Okay, okay, you two go to class quickly."

After Director Zha returned to the office, Qi Lelei reverted to his old ways and immediately became lively.

He excitedly patted Li Jia: "Fuck, just write a review! It's really great!"

Compared to this, Li Jia was more concerned about another matter: "Why did Director Zha emphasize handwritten reviews? What did you do to him before?"

"Hey." Qi Lelei said shyly, "There was a time when Director Zha asked me to write seven self-criticisms. I couldn't write so many, so I just printed them out."

Later, Director Zha received the first printed review since the founding of the Fifth Middle School, and he almost fainted from anger.

Li Jia's language is blocked, and he doesn't know whether it is the astonishing amount of "blocking" or Qi Lelei's good way.

Qi Lelei, who escaped the parent-calling session, breathed a sigh of relief, but if he escaped the first day of junior high school, he couldn't avoid the fifteenth day, what should he do with the self-criticism letter signed by the parents?

If his father knew that he brought cigarettes to school, wouldn't he beat him colorfully?

Qi Lelei went back to class feeling melancholy, after school in the afternoon, he cleaned the laboratory alone.

It was dinner time at this time, and the smell of vegetables wafted from the canteen next door. He usually disliked the food in the canteen, but now he felt that the food in the canteen was delicious and attractive.

Qi Lelei's grief and anger could only be vented on the harmful cigarette.

He put the remaining cigarettes in his schoolbag on the table and lit them...

After Qi Lelei lit the cigarette butt, he was curiously about to smell it, when the door of the laboratory was suddenly pushed open.

Qi Lelei was stunned for a moment, thinking it was the teacher who came, and hurriedly squeezed the cigarette to hide it, but in his panic, he was accidentally smoked into his nose.

"Cough, cough, cough." Qi Lelei coughed violently, the pungent smell made his eyes turn red, and then, out of the corner of his eye, someone approached quickly like a phantom.

After he saw the person coming, he was startled, like a mouse seeing a cat: "Li Li Lijia? Cough cough, why is it you?"

"You are here..." Li Jia smelled the smell of nicotine floating in the air, his brows immediately frowned, and his voice dropped ten degrees, "Smoking?"

"No." Qi Lelei coughed, "They made me write a self-criticism, and made me clean up hungry..."

"So?" Li Jia raised his eyebrows.

"I burned them!" Qi Lelei was filled with righteous indignation.

"..." Li Jia gained a new understanding of Qi Lelei's brain circuits.

Next, he made another breakthrough in Qi Lelei's thinking.

I don't know what Qi Lelei was thinking, he suddenly picked up the cigarette with his fingers, raised his hand, put it to his lips, and showed off to Li Jia: "How is it, man?"

Qi Lelei pretended to hold a cigarette with his right hand, and stopped it by his lips, then raised his left hand, put it on his chest, and rested his right elbow on it.

He thought he was a big boss, but in fact he looked like an aunt of the Republic of China...

And because Qi Lelei is not used to the smell of smoke, in fact, when the cigarette was placed near his lips, he held his breath.

"..." Li Jia saw his frowning face, and sighed, "If you don't know it, don't pretend, kill it."

Qi Lelei desperately insisted on face: "Immortal."

Li Jia frightened him: "Director Zha will come over to check the sanitation later."

Upon hearing this, Qi Lelei quickly extinguished the cigarette.

However, even if it is just to pinch a cigarette, he has to show a different attitude, especially in front of Li Jia, he can't lose face, so Qi Lelei imitated the gesture of the protagonist in the movie to pinch the cigarette, holding the cigarette end with two fingers , press hard——

Not as handsome as imagined, only the pain of being burned by sparks!

"Oh!" Qi Lelei was afraid of pain since he was a child, and he was spoiled and spoiled, his hands were white and tender, and he couldn't stand such a bad treatment. The moment he was burned, his tears burst out immediately, and he quickly threw the cigarette on the ground and stomped on it. two feet.

Li Jia: "..."

Qi Lelei pinched the fire directly, so a small blister was created. He was about to blow air on his finger when Li Jia dragged him to the pool.

The teaching desks in the laboratory are all equipped with faucets. Li Jia held Qi Lelei's hand and rushed into the water: "To pinch the cigarette is to pinch the position above the burning part. Who told you to pinch the burning part directly with your fingers."

Qi Lelei burst into tears: "How do you know?"

Li Jia ignored him.

"Have you ever smoked behind my back?" Qi Lelei's mournful tone was as if Li Jia was stealing from him instead of smoking.

Li Jia still didn't bother to talk to him.

However, Li Jia's way of ignoring it did not prevent Qi Lelei from imagining a TV series. Qi Lelei sighed and thought: Unexpectedly, unexpectedly he was a step slower than Li Jia in smoking, really aggrieved.

Qi Lelei bumped Li Jia's arm with his elbow: "Let go, I will charge by myself."

Li Jia withdrew his hand without saying a word, and stared at Qi Lelei's hand in the pool with lowered eyelashes.

"Okay." Under Li Jia's supervision, Qi Lelei carefully washed his hands, then raised his hands for Li Jia to see.

Qi Lelei's fingers were slender and white, as slender as a girl's hand, Li Jia looked at them for a long time.

"Hello?" Qi Lelei saw that Li Jia hadn't moved for a while, so he flicked his fingers at him, and the wet water splashed on Li Jia's face, making him frown.

Seeing him frown, Qi Lelei was amused, and then flicked his fingers mischievously, throwing the water on Li Jia.

Just when he was so proud that he couldn't find Bei, Li Jia suddenly grabbed his collar.

Qi Lelei was taken aback, thinking that Li Jia was going to beat him, based on the experience of countless battles in the past ten years - he couldn't beat Li Jia.

Qi Lelei's nerves were tense, and he said forcefully, "You, what are you going to do?"

When Li Jia gradually approached, Qi Lelei suddenly realized that this posture and this angle didn't seem like he was going to hit him, but like he was going to kiss himself!