My Bamboo Horse is so hard to fuck
Chapter 27
Due to Qi Lelei's excessive care for his physics and mathematics teachers, he likes to offer a National Day gift package for mathematics and physics homework.
The two teachers know that Qi Lelei's "money ability" is very good, and he can spend money to ask others to help with the questions he can't do, so the quantity of their homework gift packages is not high in quality, so even if Qi Lelei spends money to find someone to do it for him, simple It also takes a long time to transcribe the answers.
What is the concept of writing a mathematics and physics homework that can be written until the hand feels like it is about to break?
It was Qi Lelei who was lying in front of the desk and writing, feeling emotional while writing: "Oh, fortunately, the Chinese teacher and the English teacher have a lot of hair, I didn't offend them."
Li Jia was kindly invited by Qi Lelei to be the tutor. Qi Lelei's reason was that Li Jia was also included in the National Day gift package. If it wasn't for worrying about his hair, he wouldn't have been caught by the teacher.
Li Jia felt that his nonsense was very reasonable, so he agreed.Hearing his emotion now, I couldn't help but put down the book and glanced at him.
Qi Lelei noticed his gaze, raised his head, and said with a sad face: "What are you looking at?"
Probably because of being tortured by the topic, he is a bit weak even in cursing people now, if you want to put it aside before, he will definitely scold you for looking fart.
Li Jia turned over a page of the book without changing his face: "It's nothing, I just think the truth you realized is quite profound."
Qi Lelei could hear the slight sarcasm in his tone, but what can he do?I can only endure it, after all... Qi Lelei pouted, handed the homework in front of Li Jia, and kicked him: "How do you write this question?"
Li Jia glanced at the topic, and was about to speak, but was preempted by Qi Lelei, as if he saw a devil, he said in surprise: "You can do it just by looking at it?"
Li Jia said indifferently: "These are simple basic questions, you don't need to look at them too much, and the science questions are always the same, as long as you grasp the key points, you can understand everything."
After hearing what he said, Qi Lelei said, "Okay, then tell me."
Li Jia dragged the chair to Qi Lelei's side, and carefully explained to him how to solve this problem. Qi Lelei listened to it once, but still didn't understand. Li Jia was patient and explained it to him again.
This time, Qi Lelei seemed to finally understand, he poked his cheek with the tip of a pen, and said, "I'll try."
As he spoke, he took a pen to write and draw on the paper for a while, and then asked Li Jia, "Is it c?"
Li Jia raised his eyes from the competition questions, observed him for half a second, and saw his hands neatly resting on the table, covering the draft paper. At that moment, Li Jia understood everything: "I want to formulate the answer." ?”
Qi Lelei pretended to be stupid: "What did you say?"
Li Jia took out the draft paper from his arms, shook it twice, and the cartoon turtle drawn by Qi Lelei on it came alive: "Draw a bastard turtle, is that your idea of solving the problem?"
Qi Lelei, who was exposed, pouted and said honestly, "I don't know how."
He sighed, took back the draft paper, and drew a cross on the turtle: "Your eyes are so poisonous, you can find it."
Li Jia looked at him and sighed, and kept poking the turtle with the tip of his pen. This man was so frustrated that even the curly hair on his head was a little frustrated.
"How can you not, I can tell you again." Li Jia's voice was very soft, like the moonlight outside the window, "I have been competing in other places for a few days, you can ask me if you don't understand anything."
Qi Lelei looked at Li Jia in surprise, he didn't expect him to be willing to teach himself, there was a glimmer of light in his dark and clear eyes: "Will it affect your competition?"
"It doesn't affect much." Li Jia was calm and confident.
The light in Qi Lelei's eyes flickered even more.He wriggled his lips, as if a thousand words were about to spew out.
Li Jia quickly stopped him: "If you want to call your son again, you can shut up."
"Oh." Qi Lelei saw that he was so dissatisfied, so he raised his seniority appropriately, and called out kindly, "Brother."
Li Jia: "..."
"Ah!!!" Qi Lelei was pressed on the table by Li Jia, the hand clasping his wrist was extremely cold.
Qi Lelei said anxiously: "What are you doing? Let go, uh, this is my house, if you don't let go, I'll call someone."
"You can call your uncle and aunt to come up and try."
Qi Lelei was upset, he knew he was wrong, even if he called his parents up, they would not stand by him.
A few minutes later, Qi Lelei was doing math problems tearfully with the turtle he had just drawn on his forehead.
A few minutes later, Qi Lelei, who had been educated by Li Jia, said humiliatedly and cautiously: "Brother Li Jia, I don't know how to do this question."
Li Jia put down the review questions, and said "gently": "Let me see."
A few minutes later, Qi Lelei's soft voice sounded again: "Brother Li Jia, speak slowly."
Li Jiawen said softly, "Well, good."
The two of them spent the whole night like brothers and sisters in such a friendly manner, Li Jia was satisfied, and Qi Lelei was about to suffer internal injuries.
In a blink of an eye, the National Day is here, brother Li Jia has finally left, and brother Qi Lelei is proud!
But this joy didn't last long, Qi Lelei gradually regretted seeing that there were still so many unfinished questions left, why didn't he press that bastard Li Jia to do a few more questions?What a waste of this tool!
During the holiday, the class group was extremely lively, everyone was discussing where to go to play, only a few people honestly said that they wanted to review at home.
Classmate a: I’ll go back to my grandma’s house. My grandma’s house is by the sea, and I can go out to eat seafood. Four days is just enough.
Classmate b: Envious, I can only date games at home.
Classmate c: Going out on National Day would be deadly, why not travel at home and look at the photos sent by friends.
Fan Sizjie: I really want to travel, but the places around City A are full, so I can't make a reservation, alas.
This time, it was an emergency that the first-year high school students were only released for four days.In the past, the first year of senior high school could be given six or seven days, so many students booked a six-day travel itinerary, but they were disrupted by the sudden abbreviation. The travel itinerary was too late to plan.
Qi Lelei: If you want to play, you can come to Lele Racecourse.
Fan Sizjie: Lele Racecourse?I've never heard of it, is there such a place in City A?
Gong Liping: I heard from my dad that the private racecourse is not open to the public, it is only open to the wealthy in City A, and fostering a good horse is the minimum requirement.But they don't accept foster care for everyone's horses, only the top richest people recognized by them can join.
This is a bit like a supercar club, where you can only join if you have a specified sports car brand and model.
Classmate a: raising horses?Oh my god, that's great!
Classmate b: I’m poor and I don’t even have a place to raise a dog, woo woo woo!
Classmate c: My parents don't even want to raise me, let alone a horse.
Fan Sister: A private racecourse?We can't go there, or do you have a channel to go?If the ticket price is not expensive, you can go to Qi Lelei.
Qi Lelei: No tickets.
Gong Liping: Don't you want to say that this is your uncle's or your father's racecourse?
Gong Liping's words obviously have hidden meanings, but the speaker has intentions, but the listener has no intention.
Qi Lelei: No.
Gong Liping: Smile.jpg
Qi Lelei: That's my racecourse.
classmates:……
Gong Liping: ...
When Qi Lelei was nine years old, something happened to Qi Lelei, and Qi Guanshan gave him a horse in order to make him come out of the shadows.The horse was raised in the suburbs. Slowly, the small horse farm became a big horse farm, and one horse became many horses.
Not all of these horses belonged to Qi Lelei, some belonged to his friends and friends of friends. Even Li Jia had a horse at Lele Racecourse.
In fact, Gong Liping didn't have a comprehensive understanding of Lele Racecourse. Lele Racecourse is a purely private venue, and not the so-called top rich people can join, as long as Qi Lelei nods.
It is true that those who can raise horses there are also children of rich families. After all, raising horses is a considerable expense, but in fact there is no great commercial purpose.
If Qi Guanshan wants to socialize, he has other places, so he doesn't need to occupy his son's happy little world.
Now that Qi Lelei nodded, he would definitely be able to go to the Lele racecourse, and the class group began to sign up enthusiastically, because there were too many people who signed up, and Qi Lelei couldn't remember seeing the dazzle.
Qi Lelei: Can the class monitor ask you to count the number of people for me?I'll let the people over at the racecourse arrange it.
Fan Sizjie: Good.
Qi Lelei: No, I mean Zhao Fei, the deputy squad leader, let the boys do this kind of thing, and let the girls do it if they want to play.
Zhao Fei replied quite quickly: Well, what Qi said is right, don't bother me, I am very happy, and thank you Qi for the invitation.
Female students: Student Qi is really handsome and kind-hearted!Compare your heart! !
Gong Liping: ...
Fan Sizjie: I checked the map just now, and it's quite far there, but there seems to be accommodation nearby, so you may need to stay overnight if you go to the racecourse this time, please remember to apply with your family.
Qi Lelei: No need to book accommodation.
Qi Lelei: There is a villa over the racecourse.
Zhao Fei asked worriedly: Can we accommodate so many people when we go?
Qi Lelei: More than one villa 0.0.
classmates:…………
It is only now that everyone realizes that they know nothing about Qi Lelei's banknote ability.
On the eleventh day, Qi Lelei arrived at the racecourse before everyone else, because this was a free tour, many students in the class signed up, including Gong Liping who posted countless "..." in the group.
In fact, Gong Liping didn't want to come at first, but his father heard that it was Qi Lelei's team, so he followed his son's head.
The students arrived at the racecourse one after another. The racecourse got news from Qi Lelei, and the preparations started early. Not only were there people taking them around, but there were also special chefs who took care of the three meals a day for these students.
A male classmate just arrived at the racecourse, and when he saw the vast world piled up by this "money", he sighed with emotion: "Brother Lei, I strongly feel the gap between people."
Qi Lelei said heartlessly: "Really?! You finally feel it!"
"You finally found out that I'm taller than you?!"
Qi Lelei stood next to the male classmate and compared him: "I was shorter than you when I first started school. Remember, I stood in front of you in the military training team. Hehe, it's only been over a month now, and I'm shorter than you High!!"
Male classmate: "..."
Other students: "..."
Gong Liping: "..."
After all the students had arrived, the visit officially began. The students in Class [-] were all here for the first time, so they were full of freshness everywhere. Qi Lelei followed behind the crowd uncomfortably, constantly checking Moments.
Today is the first day of Li Jia's competition, and I don't know how he is doing.
The two teachers know that Qi Lelei's "money ability" is very good, and he can spend money to ask others to help with the questions he can't do, so the quantity of their homework gift packages is not high in quality, so even if Qi Lelei spends money to find someone to do it for him, simple It also takes a long time to transcribe the answers.
What is the concept of writing a mathematics and physics homework that can be written until the hand feels like it is about to break?
It was Qi Lelei who was lying in front of the desk and writing, feeling emotional while writing: "Oh, fortunately, the Chinese teacher and the English teacher have a lot of hair, I didn't offend them."
Li Jia was kindly invited by Qi Lelei to be the tutor. Qi Lelei's reason was that Li Jia was also included in the National Day gift package. If it wasn't for worrying about his hair, he wouldn't have been caught by the teacher.
Li Jia felt that his nonsense was very reasonable, so he agreed.Hearing his emotion now, I couldn't help but put down the book and glanced at him.
Qi Lelei noticed his gaze, raised his head, and said with a sad face: "What are you looking at?"
Probably because of being tortured by the topic, he is a bit weak even in cursing people now, if you want to put it aside before, he will definitely scold you for looking fart.
Li Jia turned over a page of the book without changing his face: "It's nothing, I just think the truth you realized is quite profound."
Qi Lelei could hear the slight sarcasm in his tone, but what can he do?I can only endure it, after all... Qi Lelei pouted, handed the homework in front of Li Jia, and kicked him: "How do you write this question?"
Li Jia glanced at the topic, and was about to speak, but was preempted by Qi Lelei, as if he saw a devil, he said in surprise: "You can do it just by looking at it?"
Li Jia said indifferently: "These are simple basic questions, you don't need to look at them too much, and the science questions are always the same, as long as you grasp the key points, you can understand everything."
After hearing what he said, Qi Lelei said, "Okay, then tell me."
Li Jia dragged the chair to Qi Lelei's side, and carefully explained to him how to solve this problem. Qi Lelei listened to it once, but still didn't understand. Li Jia was patient and explained it to him again.
This time, Qi Lelei seemed to finally understand, he poked his cheek with the tip of a pen, and said, "I'll try."
As he spoke, he took a pen to write and draw on the paper for a while, and then asked Li Jia, "Is it c?"
Li Jia raised his eyes from the competition questions, observed him for half a second, and saw his hands neatly resting on the table, covering the draft paper. At that moment, Li Jia understood everything: "I want to formulate the answer." ?”
Qi Lelei pretended to be stupid: "What did you say?"
Li Jia took out the draft paper from his arms, shook it twice, and the cartoon turtle drawn by Qi Lelei on it came alive: "Draw a bastard turtle, is that your idea of solving the problem?"
Qi Lelei, who was exposed, pouted and said honestly, "I don't know how."
He sighed, took back the draft paper, and drew a cross on the turtle: "Your eyes are so poisonous, you can find it."
Li Jia looked at him and sighed, and kept poking the turtle with the tip of his pen. This man was so frustrated that even the curly hair on his head was a little frustrated.
"How can you not, I can tell you again." Li Jia's voice was very soft, like the moonlight outside the window, "I have been competing in other places for a few days, you can ask me if you don't understand anything."
Qi Lelei looked at Li Jia in surprise, he didn't expect him to be willing to teach himself, there was a glimmer of light in his dark and clear eyes: "Will it affect your competition?"
"It doesn't affect much." Li Jia was calm and confident.
The light in Qi Lelei's eyes flickered even more.He wriggled his lips, as if a thousand words were about to spew out.
Li Jia quickly stopped him: "If you want to call your son again, you can shut up."
"Oh." Qi Lelei saw that he was so dissatisfied, so he raised his seniority appropriately, and called out kindly, "Brother."
Li Jia: "..."
"Ah!!!" Qi Lelei was pressed on the table by Li Jia, the hand clasping his wrist was extremely cold.
Qi Lelei said anxiously: "What are you doing? Let go, uh, this is my house, if you don't let go, I'll call someone."
"You can call your uncle and aunt to come up and try."
Qi Lelei was upset, he knew he was wrong, even if he called his parents up, they would not stand by him.
A few minutes later, Qi Lelei was doing math problems tearfully with the turtle he had just drawn on his forehead.
A few minutes later, Qi Lelei, who had been educated by Li Jia, said humiliatedly and cautiously: "Brother Li Jia, I don't know how to do this question."
Li Jia put down the review questions, and said "gently": "Let me see."
A few minutes later, Qi Lelei's soft voice sounded again: "Brother Li Jia, speak slowly."
Li Jiawen said softly, "Well, good."
The two of them spent the whole night like brothers and sisters in such a friendly manner, Li Jia was satisfied, and Qi Lelei was about to suffer internal injuries.
In a blink of an eye, the National Day is here, brother Li Jia has finally left, and brother Qi Lelei is proud!
But this joy didn't last long, Qi Lelei gradually regretted seeing that there were still so many unfinished questions left, why didn't he press that bastard Li Jia to do a few more questions?What a waste of this tool!
During the holiday, the class group was extremely lively, everyone was discussing where to go to play, only a few people honestly said that they wanted to review at home.
Classmate a: I’ll go back to my grandma’s house. My grandma’s house is by the sea, and I can go out to eat seafood. Four days is just enough.
Classmate b: Envious, I can only date games at home.
Classmate c: Going out on National Day would be deadly, why not travel at home and look at the photos sent by friends.
Fan Sizjie: I really want to travel, but the places around City A are full, so I can't make a reservation, alas.
This time, it was an emergency that the first-year high school students were only released for four days.In the past, the first year of senior high school could be given six or seven days, so many students booked a six-day travel itinerary, but they were disrupted by the sudden abbreviation. The travel itinerary was too late to plan.
Qi Lelei: If you want to play, you can come to Lele Racecourse.
Fan Sizjie: Lele Racecourse?I've never heard of it, is there such a place in City A?
Gong Liping: I heard from my dad that the private racecourse is not open to the public, it is only open to the wealthy in City A, and fostering a good horse is the minimum requirement.But they don't accept foster care for everyone's horses, only the top richest people recognized by them can join.
This is a bit like a supercar club, where you can only join if you have a specified sports car brand and model.
Classmate a: raising horses?Oh my god, that's great!
Classmate b: I’m poor and I don’t even have a place to raise a dog, woo woo woo!
Classmate c: My parents don't even want to raise me, let alone a horse.
Fan Sister: A private racecourse?We can't go there, or do you have a channel to go?If the ticket price is not expensive, you can go to Qi Lelei.
Qi Lelei: No tickets.
Gong Liping: Don't you want to say that this is your uncle's or your father's racecourse?
Gong Liping's words obviously have hidden meanings, but the speaker has intentions, but the listener has no intention.
Qi Lelei: No.
Gong Liping: Smile.jpg
Qi Lelei: That's my racecourse.
classmates:……
Gong Liping: ...
When Qi Lelei was nine years old, something happened to Qi Lelei, and Qi Guanshan gave him a horse in order to make him come out of the shadows.The horse was raised in the suburbs. Slowly, the small horse farm became a big horse farm, and one horse became many horses.
Not all of these horses belonged to Qi Lelei, some belonged to his friends and friends of friends. Even Li Jia had a horse at Lele Racecourse.
In fact, Gong Liping didn't have a comprehensive understanding of Lele Racecourse. Lele Racecourse is a purely private venue, and not the so-called top rich people can join, as long as Qi Lelei nods.
It is true that those who can raise horses there are also children of rich families. After all, raising horses is a considerable expense, but in fact there is no great commercial purpose.
If Qi Guanshan wants to socialize, he has other places, so he doesn't need to occupy his son's happy little world.
Now that Qi Lelei nodded, he would definitely be able to go to the Lele racecourse, and the class group began to sign up enthusiastically, because there were too many people who signed up, and Qi Lelei couldn't remember seeing the dazzle.
Qi Lelei: Can the class monitor ask you to count the number of people for me?I'll let the people over at the racecourse arrange it.
Fan Sizjie: Good.
Qi Lelei: No, I mean Zhao Fei, the deputy squad leader, let the boys do this kind of thing, and let the girls do it if they want to play.
Zhao Fei replied quite quickly: Well, what Qi said is right, don't bother me, I am very happy, and thank you Qi for the invitation.
Female students: Student Qi is really handsome and kind-hearted!Compare your heart! !
Gong Liping: ...
Fan Sizjie: I checked the map just now, and it's quite far there, but there seems to be accommodation nearby, so you may need to stay overnight if you go to the racecourse this time, please remember to apply with your family.
Qi Lelei: No need to book accommodation.
Qi Lelei: There is a villa over the racecourse.
Zhao Fei asked worriedly: Can we accommodate so many people when we go?
Qi Lelei: More than one villa 0.0.
classmates:…………
It is only now that everyone realizes that they know nothing about Qi Lelei's banknote ability.
On the eleventh day, Qi Lelei arrived at the racecourse before everyone else, because this was a free tour, many students in the class signed up, including Gong Liping who posted countless "..." in the group.
In fact, Gong Liping didn't want to come at first, but his father heard that it was Qi Lelei's team, so he followed his son's head.
The students arrived at the racecourse one after another. The racecourse got news from Qi Lelei, and the preparations started early. Not only were there people taking them around, but there were also special chefs who took care of the three meals a day for these students.
A male classmate just arrived at the racecourse, and when he saw the vast world piled up by this "money", he sighed with emotion: "Brother Lei, I strongly feel the gap between people."
Qi Lelei said heartlessly: "Really?! You finally feel it!"
"You finally found out that I'm taller than you?!"
Qi Lelei stood next to the male classmate and compared him: "I was shorter than you when I first started school. Remember, I stood in front of you in the military training team. Hehe, it's only been over a month now, and I'm shorter than you High!!"
Male classmate: "..."
Other students: "..."
Gong Liping: "..."
After all the students had arrived, the visit officially began. The students in Class [-] were all here for the first time, so they were full of freshness everywhere. Qi Lelei followed behind the crowd uncomfortably, constantly checking Moments.
Today is the first day of Li Jia's competition, and I don't know how he is doing.
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