My Bamboo Horse is so hard to fuck

As soon as the bell rang for the end of get out of class in the afternoon, Qi Lelei rushed out of the classroom before the physics teacher said that class was over, and the physics teacher was so angry that he slapped the blackboard on it: "Qi Lelei, you are so active in get out of class, why haven't you been so active in class?"

Qi Lelei stopped the car, stood still at the back door, smiled at the teacher on the podium, and saluted.

The physics teacher glared at him and said helplessly, "get out of class is over."

Hearing this, Qi Lelei cheered and ran away. He hurried to the opposite class, only to find that the head teacher of class [-], the math teacher, was dragging the classroom.

He leaned against the window and yelled inside, trying to get Li Jia's attention.

Li Jia was sitting by the window, and when she saw him, she gestured to him: You go back first.

Qi Lelei shook his head and whispered, "I'll wait for you."

Li Jia thought that he didn't understand, so he gestured again and told him to go back first.

Of course Qi Lelei understood it, but Li Jia didn't understand it, so he became anxious and raised his voice: "I'll wait for you!"

Li Jia was stunned.

The sound was too loud, all the students in Class [-] looked over, everyone saw that it was Qi Lelei, they all snickered, and some mischievous students sang Jay Chou's song in a low voice.

"Azure is waiting for Misty Rain, and I'm waiting for you~"

"Hahaha."

The math teacher turned green with anger because Qi Lelei disrupted the classroom.

The math teacher has always regarded Li Jia as a baby bump, so naturally he doesn't like Qi Lelei, who is rumored to be at odds with Li Jia, and he is still a math teacher in Class [-]. Qi Lelei's math grades are terrible, so he can't like it even if he wants to .

The math teacher rushed to the window, like a parent who caught a young couple secretly dating: "Who are you waiting for?"

Looking at the triangular ruler in his hand, Qi Lelei felt a little guilty, his head shrank a little bit under the window sill, and disappeared from the sight of the math teacher.

The math teacher closed the window and went to the podium to continue the lecture: "Although the get out of class bell rang, I haven't finished class yet. You all should be serious. Do you think I want to procrastinate? I procrastinate for your own good."

The students shrank their heads and dared not speak.

"Is there anyone who can do this question? If not..."

Li Jia, who had always been muddling through in math class, suddenly raised his hand.

The math teacher's face brightened a little, but fortunately his precious student was not spoiled: "Okay, Li Jia, come up and write."

Li Jia finished writing the answers quickly, whether it was the idea of ​​solving the problem or the beautiful and neat writing on the blackboard, the math teacher was pleasing to the eye.

The math teacher said happily: "Very good, your answer is one step better than the standard answer, come on."

Before Li Jia went down, the math teacher patted him on the shoulder with satisfaction.

Probably because the math teacher was in a better mood, when he was speaking next, he speeded up a bit and spoke in a more friendly tone. The students all looked at Li Jia gratefully.

This class dragged on for about half an hour. After the math teacher announced that the get out of class was over, Li Jia hurried out. He didn't hold out hope at first, thinking that Qi Lelei would still wait for him.

Unexpectedly, he didn't go far when he saw Qi Lelei sitting on the stone bench in the garden in front of the teaching building, beating mosquitoes with a "snack".

Qi Lelei patted back and forth aggrievedly, and pitifully grabbed the mosquito bag on his calf.

Li Jia stared at him for a long time, but he didn't know how to change his seat. He insisted on sitting in the garden and feeding the mosquitoes.

Li Jia sighed, and was about to step forward, but was snatched away by Weng Jing who was passing by.

Seeing Qi Lelei, Weng Jing greeted with a smile: "Qi Lelei, what are you doing here?"

"Sister, I'll wait for Li Jia." Qi Lelei stood up, blinked and apologized, "I'm really sorry about what happened last time."

Knowing what he said, Weng Jing covered her mouth with a smile and said, "It's okay, I heard Director Zha said that you are quite brave, and you want to take responsibility alone, man."

"Director Zha talked with you so many details?"

"Well, I can call him a distant uncle."

Qi Lelei was shocked: "Director Zha has such a beautiful niece."

Girls like to be praised for their beauty, especially when Qi Lelei praises others, his innocent face looks very sincere and convincing.

Weng Jing smiled even happier: "By the way, last time I wanted to ask you, what is the fragrance on your body? Perfume? Shower gel or shampoo?"

Li Jia saw that Qi Lelei and Weng Jing chatted very familiarly, and their heads got closer and closer.

In fact, he knew that although he had been confessed by girls more times since he was a child, Qi Lelei was the one who really had a relationship with the opposite sex.

Girls like him, just look at him from a distance with blushing faces, discuss quietly, and hand over love letters boldly.

And those girls like Qi Lelei, they just like to play with him, they can chat with him anytime, they are very close.

"I don't use perfume, maybe it's shower gel, or shampoo? I don't know either." Qi Lelei is not very sensitive to this #: "Why don't you smell it and see what kind it is?"

Qi Lelei raised his hand and handed it to Weng Jing.

"It's rotten all day long, and it's still smelling."

Li Jia's icy voice suddenly came from behind Qi Lelei, scaring him to his wits, as if the air outlet of the air conditioner behind him was blowing straight at his neck.

"Who do you think is rotten?" Qi Lelei turned his head and glared at Li Jia, then put his wrist under Li Jia's nose, furious, "Smell carefully, who is rotten?"

Li Jia dodged him, but he was so angry that he hit Li Jia's lips with the back of his hand.

Warm and soft to the touch...

Qi Lelei: "..."

Li Jia: "..."

Qi Lelei clutched the wet back of his hand, like a poor boy who was being treated lightly: "Ah! Eh? Alas..."

Li Jia wiped her lips lightly.

Weng Jing looked at the two of them with a funny face: "You guys are too funny, okay, since Li Jia is here, I'll go first, elementary school boy, bye."

Qi Lelei changed his face in a second, smiled and said to Weng Jing: "See you next time, sister."

Turning around, he was wiping his hands again with a bitter face, and said strangely while wiping: "Your lips are actually hot."

Li Jia: "..." What kind of terrible lines are you talking about.

"I thought your mouth would be just like yours, cold." Qi Lelei's eyes fell on Li Jia's lips involuntarily, the beautiful arc concealed a bit of tenderness and a bit of coldness.

Sensing Qi Lelei's unscrupulous sizing, Li Jia took a step forward uncomfortably, avoiding his gaze: "Let's go."

As soon as he took a step, Qi Lelei's questioning sounded from behind him.

"That...you and senior sister..."

"No."

"what?"

"Don't you want to ask if we are together? No." Li Jia has answered this question many times today, so he answered quickly.

"No, I didn't want to ask this, do you have a deal with your senior sister? Is it because you asked me to be on the radio to read my experience? And then you broadcast for her for a week or a month?" Qi Lelei said today Think about it for a day.

Li Jia looked at Qi Lelei in surprise, never expecting him to be smart: "Well, do it for a week."

After finishing speaking, he saw Qi Lelei's eyes brighten up, and even his lips trembled slightly, as if he was inexplicably moved.

Li Jia thought to himself, it seems that this little fool still has a bit of conscience, and this week's work was not in vain.

Unexpectedly, in the next second, Qi Lelei said excitedly: "Son! I didn't expect you to be so filial. Dad is so touched. What do you want to eat? Come and tell Dad! Dad please!"

A ghost with a conscience, obviously his conscience was eaten by a dog.

"..." Li Jia walked forward indifferently.

Qi Lelei chased after him, trying to grab Li Jia's shoulders, but Li Jia dodged nimbly, and he stuck to him persistently: "Really, you can say whatever you want!"

"The top floor of Guoyue?"

"Rose No. [-]?" Qi Lelei reported the names of several restaurants without distraction.

Li Jia sighed helplessly, those places are all famous marriage proposal restaurants.

Qi Lelei didn't know why Li Jia sighed, but he just liked Li Jia's helplessness and inability to kill him, so he strangled him by the shoulder and urged: "You're welcome, just say it, don't say treat you to a meal, You can just wrap it up.”

It's more like a marriage proposal...

Qi Lelei saw that he was silent all the time, so he asked: "Son, are you too moved to speak?"

Hearing the son left and the son right, Li Jia stopped, turned his head, and stared at Qi Lelei with deep eyes, his eyes were as deep as the sea.

Qi Lelei was taken aback by Li Jia. Suddenly, someone touched his waist, and then he laughed "hahaha" as if a switch had been pressed.

Qi Lelei quickly jumped away from Li Jia's body, but Li Jia would never let him go, his powerful hand tightly grasped Qi Lelei's arm, and the other hand continued to scratch Qi Lelei's waist.

During the grabbing, the muscle lines of Li Jia's arms were tense, strong and beautiful, and Qi Lelei was the little chicken that was firmly controlled in his hands.

Qi Lelei laughed so hard that tears came out, begging for mercy: "I, I was wrong."

Li Jia didn't stop, and continued to scratch his deadly position every time.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ow ."

Li Jia held his arm with one hand and pressed his waist with the other, and asked coldly, "Are you still making trouble?"

Qi Lelei leaned on Li Jia, lowered his eyes, and said obediently: "Stop making trouble."

Li Jia saw that "Quiet and obedient, please let me go" was written on his hair, so he let him go.

Qi Lelei rubbed his eyes, sniffed his nose, and followed Li Jia honestly. After being quiet for a while, he started again: "Are you sitting alone too? Is no one sitting with you?"

Qi Lelei looked at Li Jia with sympathy and pity.

Li Jia: "..."

Both of them are VIP single seats, but the reasons are different. Qi Lelei just missed the allocation of seats, and he happened to be left; Li Jia, everyone wanted to sit with him, so they could only be left behind. Of course, Qi Lelei didn't know the truth .

Qi Lelei: "Poor."

Li Jia: "Yes."

Seeing that he agreed so quickly, Qi Lelei thought that no one would want to sit at the same table with him, so he comforted him: "Your classmate is not very discerning, if I were in your class, I would definitely sit with you."

Li Jia: "I thought you would hide as far away as possible, wishing to draw the Milky Way as the boundary in the middle."

Qi Lelei: "How can it be? Sitting next to you has many benefits. You can copy homework. When the teacher asks questions, you can ask questions if you don't understand."

Li Jia: "As a co-author, you use me as a tool?"

"Hey." Qi Lelei gave him a look that you understand, "Then you don't eat, why don't you go to the racecourse together on the National Day? Actually, if the National Day is held for seven days, I can invite you to go out to play, but this time Let's only leave it for four days, and just casually travel in the suburbs."

Qi Lelei raised a horse in the suburbs, which was a birthday present from his father.

"I can't go. In those few days, I will go to the province to participate in a physics competition on behalf of the school."

"Competition again?" Qi Lelei touched his nose regretfully, he glanced at Li Jia's head carefully, and asked worriedly, "You don't want to study physics in the future, do you?"

"Why do you ask that?" Li Jia didn't know why he suddenly cared about this question, because he really didn't look like someone who started thinking about his future major in his freshman year of high school.

Qi Lelei: "It depends on how often you go to these competitions."

Li Jia: "Not necessarily."

Qi Lelei breathed a sigh of relief, suddenly he didn't know what to think, and asked worriedly: "Then learn mathematics?"

"What major to study in the future, I have no idea for now." Li Jia wanted to know what was going on in his head, so he said in harmony with his distress.

Qi Lelei said happily: "Ha, so Xueba also has this kind of mortal distress?"

In fact, Li Jia had a rough idea of ​​his future plans, he pretended to be distressed, just to amuse Qi Lelei.

"Hmm..." Li Jia slowed down his tone, and when he saw the smug smile on Qi Lelei's face widen, he said lightly, "Because actually with my grades, I can learn anything."

"..." Qi Lelei's smile froze, this wave of intangible pretense is enough, he was willing to bow down, and then said in distaste, "Let's learn, you'd better learn physics and mathematics."

Li Jia: "?"

"Learn to lose all your hair." Qi Lelei winked, "Like Teacher Wang and Teacher Zhang."

Teacher Wang is a physics teacher, and Teacher Zhang is a math teacher.

Li Jia: "..."

It turned out that this guy asked just now because he was worried about his hair.

Probably because the last class just now was physics class and math class, and hearing that he was going to a competition, Qi Lelei had this association, but——

Li Jia looked behind Qi Lelei, and then showed sympathy.

Qi Lelei didn't know why, so when he turned around, he saw Teacher Shuangsha Wang and Teacher Zhang standing coldly by the side of the road, one was holding an electrical test box in his hand, and the other was holding a triangular ruler.

Their foreheads are shiny, but the fierce light in their eyes cannot be brightened.

Qi Lelei: "..."