sneak test

Yuan Che, you are on the same page. "

Yuan Che asked absently: "Huh? What did you say?"

I said: "You are free, no, you turn your foot...Forget it, you stand here and watch me go."

I raised my left hand, stepped my right foot, and stepped on the stairs smoothly.

I turned around, my hand had its own thoughts, it thought it could save me from danger, so it swung a perfect arc in the air, and accurately grabbed the face of Yuan Che, who was innocent and unclear about the situation behind me.

Yuan Che opened his eyes wide, and his excellent reflexes came online immediately. He immediately grabbed my hand and pulled it back.

There is no use.

Under the interaction of forces so complex as to be a big physics problem, we collided together and fell down the stairs. My nose hit his jaw, and a fishy smell gushed out of my nasal cavity.

This fleeting moment should have passed in the blink of an eye, and I was able to see all the details, except for the fact that I was about to hit the street.

Yuan Che, this fairy-like man, flew backwards and kicked the handrail of the stairs, as if he wanted to use his strength to do something.

It soon became clear to me that he gave me a forward acceleration and I fell out.The wooden handrail squeaked and screamed under his feet, it was uprooted suddenly, and landed on the sound system on the first floor. When the switch was turned on, a beautiful light music played.

Fortunately, no one was hit, but everyone's attention was attracted.

In full view of everyone, I flew onto the sofa in the hall, and brought down a few flower pots along the way. The petals flew all over the sky, and I fell with stars in my eyes, and two pillars of blood flowed out from my nose.

Everyone was in an uproar, and a few classmates quickly pulled me back.

The men's class yelled: "Speak up if you have something to say, don't fight!"

I rubbed my disorganized internal organs, the pain was so painful that I couldn't speak.

Yuan Che was blocked by several people and couldn't see at all. He could only hear a girl shouting: "My God! What's wrong with you, Yuan Che? Hurry up and get the medicine box."

so serious?You won't be banging your head, will you?

I stood up quickly, and several people held me tightly.

"Don't be impulsive, impulsive is the devil!"

"Don't be angry, anger gives the devil a chance!"

I struggled desperately, gritted my teeth and said, "You devils, let me pass!"

The sports committee shouted next to me: "Even if you hit your shirt, even if you are not as good as him, you can't make up for it with such a ruthless hand!"

You can shut up.

The Health Committee also shouted: "No, you are bleeding, you have to stop the bleeding quickly!"

Yes, my nose will be healed if it doesn't stop bleeding.

The other end also became confused, "Don't move, don't move, it will leave a scar!"

The students on the periphery were even more chaotic. Some people went to get the medicine box, and some could only listen to the form and rush to persuade them.

At this time, another tourist group from the homestay came down and saw a group of us below, music petals, and the crowd was high-pitched. I don’t know which big brother shouted: "Accept him!"

This sound was like thunder on the ground, awakening the human nature of making a fuss when nothing happened, and the whole group shouted: "Accept him! Accept him!"

Not to be outdone, the students on the periphery even applauded rhythmically: "Brother, give me a hug! Brother, give me a hug!"

Those people went one step further and started stamping their feet: "Brother, kiss one! Brother, kiss one!"

The scene was like a large-scale percussion concert, full of festive joy, the atmosphere of fighting was gone, and no one was fighting anymore, everyone consciously dispersed.

Leave the two protagonists in the focus of sight.

I saw Yuan Che being supported by two classmates, unscathed, but there were two glaring red marks on his face, which I scratched.If you don't go to the medicine cabinet, you will be healed soon.

With a nosebleed, I stubbornly stayed where I was alone.

Our eyes met, we couldn't laugh or cry.

The men's class forcibly pulled our hands together, "We are all classmates, so there is no need to fight to the death, right? Adults, what can't be solved with words, you have to do it."

I had an idea.

Before everyone could react, one leaned forward and quickly kissed Yuan Che on the face.

"Solved, we're fine."

6 oxygen emergency

After the episode, although I tried every means to explain that we were really fine, Yuan Che and I were still isolated.

Yuan Che and I on another cable car looked at each other through the window, and felt that we were like two hamsters who appeared to be feuding on the surface but were actually honeyed, locked in two cages by ignorant humans.

Yuan Che's news surfaced: [See you on the mountain. ]

I opened WeChat, just in time to encounter Faxiao's continuous bombing.

[Who is this man? ]

[He has been wanted by the whole school. ]

[Push his business card to me, the No. 1 yuan in the East Eighth District went to ask for advice on the 36 tricks of Paozi. ]

I clicked on it, and he sent a photo of me kissing Yuan Che secretly. The angle of capture was too good, only my back and half of Yuan Che's handsome face, red all over the ground, and the onlookers were moved to tears, as if a A grand confession.

I said, "What's the matter with disciples?" ]

Xiao Miao replied: [You really are bent. ]

Me: [Qin Sigu, the earth’s surface is the straightest, and he was once selected as one of the [-] most rigid levers for Archimedes to pry the earth. ]

Fa Xiao: [You'd better be .jpg]

Fa Xiao: [Why are you kissing us Xiao Yuan?Posts scolding you on the forum are all over the place. ]

When I went to the forum, this group of people was so ruthless that they could even swear words like "Licking a dog can't make a house".

You can scold me, but you can't scold innocent netizens.

I turned on the keyboard, and immediately replied to Yuan Che: [Mmm, ummm. ]

Hmph, I'm mad at you.

I quit the forum and replied: [Playing games, not only kissing him, but also kissing other boys. ]

Fa Xiao: [You kiss Yuan Che, what's his reaction? ]

When I think about it, Yuan Che just stood there, looking at me with wide eyes, the tips of his ears were a little red, and he didn't have any special reaction. ]

Fa Xiao: [Do you remember that there was a girl who wanted to kiss Yuan Che forcefully, just when he raised his head, he threw her over his shoulder and threw her out, and then bowed and apologized saying it was a conditioned reflex. ]

Me: [Remember, his family opened a gymnasium. ]

Fa Xiao: [Why didn't he hit you? ]

I was lost in thought.

I came up with the answer: [Because I am a fragile glass boy, unable to resist beatings. ]

Fa Xiao: [Why does Yuan Che tolerate you, a fool? ]

Me: [Who are you talking about the second idiot?Show me some respect. ]

Fa Xiao: [You two idiots, how about some snacks? ]

The cable car is about to reach the top, and I don't have time to continue wrangling with Fatty. Just now, I've conceived a brilliant plan and promised to complete the test task today.

I raised my phone, opened my mouth to the screen, and said, "Hey, this is Xiaoqin's travel vlog. I'm going to climb a snow mountain today. Hey, this shot is too ugly. Never mind, let me introduce my classmates. Arau, look at the camera."

The labor committee came over and quickly made some inexplicable gestures, as if they were going to form an array to subdue the devil, or express some complicated name of the boy group, "Is your camera broken? Why do you make me look so ugly? Hurry up, My hands are going to cramp."

I said, "I'm recording."

"Damn, I didn't say it earlier." The Labor Committee immediately put on the sunglasses, looking for the best angle to the camera, "Am I handsome?"

Looking at this ADHD-like head, I decided to stabilize him first, "Turn left 45°, yes, so handsome."

The labor committee kept this angle and started admiring itself in the mirror.

His side face was defenseless, and my heart was extremely resistant.

Holy snow mountain, why am I destined to suffer such a catastrophe?

Just as I was mentally building up and ready to speak, the cable car arrived.

Yuan Che stood in the crowd, wearing a rented earth-red jacket, and he couldn't hide his handsomeness. By comparison, passers-by A, B, B, D, and Ding looked like buckets of braised beef noodles.He looked over, waved in my direction, and smiled like a summer day shining on the snow on the mountain, bright and dazzling.

I suddenly had difficulty breathing, my steps were heavy, and my head still hurt badly.

Could this be the legendary so handsome that he fainted?

Yuan Che trotted over and probed my face with the back of his finger, "Your face is so red, is it high-reverse?"

Oh, it's just altitude sickness.

"It's okay, what about the monitor and the others? Why are you here alone?"

"They raced to the top and are gone."

"Then we..."

As soon as I turned around, the classmates in the car with me had already scrambled to set off, leaving me alone.

Weak and pitiful, but there is a handsome guy to help.

I leaned on the railing and slowly moved up. When several sunset red tour groups passed by me, my waist didn't hurt, and my legs didn't hurt anymore. I could climb ten steps in one breath, and I still had to look back to see where I was.

I've never been so insulted in my life.

As long as I gave up quickly enough, the frustration couldn't catch up with me.

I sat down directly in the corner of the platform: "No, I have to explain here today."

Yuan Che sat down beside me and handed me the oxygen bottle: "Then I will die in love with you."

I took a breath of oxygen, felt better, and patted his shoulder: "You are still very loyal."

Yuan Che's expression froze on his face, he took the oxygen bottle in my hand, and took a few big breaths, I was afraid that he would be drunk.

"Are you overreacting too?"

"No, I just feel a little suffocated."

so serious.I was anxious, "What's going on? How is it now? Let me see if there is a medical station nearby."

I got up quickly, but Yuan Che took my hand and shook his head: "I'm fine, you can pull me up."

I grabbed his wrist and exerted a strong force. Unexpectedly, Yuan Che exerted his own force in the later stage, and the two of them exerted too much force. As a result, I, the one who was pulling people, staggered a few times and slammed backwards against the railing.

At this moment, time slowed down again.

Yuan Che was driven forward by me, his handsome face was exponentially enlarged in front of my eyes, and he bumped into me