sneak test

Ah, what shall we do? "

I said, "You'd win faster without me."

When they thought about it, they probably thought it made sense, "Then go and take care of Yuan Che, and Ti Ti must come back quickly~"

I, Qin Sigu, do not deserve to have a name in the e-sports world.

The three of us pushed the door open, Yuan Che turned his head abruptly, and all four of us heard a crisp "click".

Yuan Che's head froze.

His fine eyebrows were twisted with pain.

He may not have thought that this look back is a lifetime, and he will never go back to the past.

I'm guilty.

I shouldn't be riding on his neck.

If God gives me a chance to do it all over again, I will tell Yuan Che: Actually, I can climb trees, and we can definitely hang them on trees.

The sports committee stepped forward: "I'll help you break it back, it hurts a bit, please cooperate."

Yuan Che stopped and said, "No need."

He pressed the top of his head and chin, twisting his head vigorously like a master suicide in a martial arts movie, and snapped it back without a word.

I was suddenly afraid of being assassinated by him at night.

The female class was already dumbfounded, and the medicinal wine fell on the floor mat with a gurgling sound. Yuan Che picked it up and said politely, "Thank you."

The sports committee said: "It's good that you're fine. Then what, it's getting late, let's take a rest."

They left, and only Yuan Che and I looked at each other in blank dismay.

Guilty it surrounds me.

I cleared my throat and asked, "How do you feel, do you want me to help you out?"

Yuan Che smiled at me: "Okay."

I spent ten years of spring and winter in that smile, and when I came back to my senses, he was already lying on the bed with his upper body bare, and I sat straddling his waist, mechanically rubbing the medicinal wine in my palm.

This position is a little tricky.

But the angle of view is extremely wonderful, Yuan Che's shoulder blades, back muscles, spine, and waist fossa are completely exposed in my sight, and I don't even know how to do it.

One small step for me will be one giant step for Yuan Che to fall from the high mountain.

Otherwise forget it.

Yuan Che asked, "Can we start?"

"Start immediately."

I closed my eyes and touched it casually, wherever I touched it.

Eh?This is where?It doesn't feel right to touch.

Yuan Che below him snorted.

I opened my eyes, but I didn't expect that I was strangling Yuan Che's neck, so I hurriedly stopped: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

Yuan Che coughed twice: "It's okay, you continue."

I took a deep breath and began to think about how I helped my mother massage the pork during Chinese New Year. The feeling gradually improved. I let go of my grudges and focused on massaging Yuan Che. The harder I pressed, the more I was sweating.

I was addicted, but Yuan Che suddenly said: "It's done!"

I can't easily let go of this opportunity to express myself: "Don't press it now? Don't be afraid that I'm tired, I can do it!"

Yuan Che rolled over and threw me off his back: "No, I want to take a shower and go to sleep."

"Okay." I got up.

Yuan Che grabbed his clothes and rushed into the bathroom.

He has been in the shower for a long time.

I almost fell asleep waiting.

Finally, Yuan Che came out, I forced my eyelids up, took a quick battle bath, and lay back in my bed.

Comfortable.

Yuan Che was already asleep. He was not like other boys in our class. When he fell asleep, he was like turning on a boiler in an arsenal. He could act in a series in his dreams. He was very quiet, as if he was in a coma.

Wait a moment.

Yuan Che fell asleep?

I, Hu Hansan, am back again.

I called him tentatively, but he didn't answer.

I shook him with the flashlight, but he didn't move.

He must have fallen asleep.

I tiptoed out of the bed and crawled to his bed by touching the edge of the bed. His sleeping face was so fragile under the moonlight, like a phantom in the water that would break at the touch of a touch.This activated the evil nature in my bones, I poked out my sinful head and leaned over.

A hand suddenly pressed my shoulder.

I was so frightened that my blood flowed back, my limbs felt cold, I opened my mouth but couldn't utter a word.

Yuan Che opened his eyes: "So, can't you sleep?"

aunt?What aunt?What kind of wicked incest drama is this?

I was stupid on the spot.

Yuan Che's hand on my shoulder loosened his strength, and gently stroked my arm, "What's wrong with you?"

I suddenly had a flash of inspiration and conceived my script.

"I had a nightmare, it was terrible."

Hey, what a disgusting little white flower I am.

"Want to sleep with me?"

"I want to turn on..." The lamp fell asleep.

Ah, is Yuan Che so understanding?

I looked at his open quilt, it seemed to be warm, and there was a smell of his body, and I changed my words abruptly: "I want to sleep happily with my roommate."

Yuan Che was silent for a while: "...Then let me tell you a joke?"

Yuan Che told a joke!

What a joke, this is a joke!

Qin Sigu never missed a joke.

I got into his bed.

Yuan Che told me a bad joke.

However, the foreshadowing was too long, and I fell asleep halfway through.

When I woke up the next day, my mind was in chaos, with a few flashbacks, Daxue, me, Hara Toru, lips, clothes, neck...

stop!What the hell am I dreaming about?

I woke up with a jolt.

A dream is a dream, no matter how absurd it is, it can't hurt me, but the reality can easily kill me: I grabbed Yuan Che's waist, I clamped Yuan Che's legs, and there seemed to be an internal problem in my pants.

Is there anything more embarrassing than this?

let me die!Right now!

I stiffly remain the same.

Yuan Che beside him was sleeping evenly.

He's still awake?

I can still save it again.

I got up quickly, and my desire to survive made me quickly clean up all the traces of the crime.

I did everything and was relieved.

Coming out of the bathroom, Yuan Che had already woken up.

The morning sun shone on his slightly messy hair, and his beautiful eyebrows smiled at me. His smile was so harmless, he was like an angel in the morning light, and I seemed to be able to see his invisible wings.

He said, "Morning."

How sinful I am.

5 kiss one

As a man, I only need 15 minutes to get ready when I go out.

If the clothes can be more mature and walk out of the suitcase by yourself, the time required will be shortened to 3 minutes.

My wish came true quickly, the clothes matured, and it learned to run away from home.

My anxious old father searched every corner, but could not find a trace of it.

This is the snow mountain equipment I chose after a night of strategy!Trendy and warm, lively and decent, I can wear sparks and lightning all the way and ride the wind to the top of the mountain.

I won't allow this kind of pretentious failure to happen.

I'm going to make a fuss.

"You can wear mine." Yuan Che said.

I looked up, and Yuan Che took out a set of clothes, the same style as him, but he was wearing black and red, and this one was white and gray.

The voice of the male class sounded in the corridor: "Gather downstairs in 10 minutes, if you are late, go up the mountain by yourself!"

I looked at my phone, and it was already 7:20, and a message from my mother surfaced: [Son, are you going to climb the mountain today?Mom took out your Antarctic travel suit, don't embarrass Mom outside. ]

Case solved.

I am not biological.

Since Yuan Che warmly invited me, I said politely: "Thank you, you look good in this color."

He asked, "Do you think this color looks good?"

Yuan Che is worthy of a perfect score in reading comprehension, and his grasp of key points is always so fresh and refined.

I was just trying to explain, no, it's you who look good.

He added: "Then I'll give you this set, and I'll change it."

He suddenly lifted up his clothes, revealing the familiar figure in the dream. I immediately turned my head away, just like when I was a child watching TV with my parents and seeing restricted-rated images, and tried my best to express my integrity, purity and understanding.

Then squint and peek.

Wow, Hara Toru's legs are so charming.

It seemed bigger than in a dream.

Wait, Qin Sigu, what are you thinking.

What he has, you also have, so be normal.

Yuan Che changed quickly, and he handed over the black and red suit that he took off to me.I looked at the clothes and felt that they were soulless if they were not hanging on Yuan Che.

Yuan Che said: "Change it, I'll go downstairs to get breakfast first. What do you want to eat?"

I replied: "Flower cake."

Yuan Che took his phone and bag: "Okay, I'll wait for you downstairs."

he's gone.

His clothes are still in my hands, exuding a faint warmth and fragrance.

According to my observation, Yuan Che doesn't wear perfume, but why does he have deodorant on his body?

This smell is not strong, but it is sultry and seductive. It often just passes by the tip of your nose, so you smell it desperately, like a dog licking at someone's feet.

To be honest.

I am such a dog.

But now I have a chance, I can smell it all at once, then wean myself off and go back to being human.

I picked up my clothes, buried my face in it, and took a breath.

With a click, the door opened, and Yuan Che held the handle: "I forgot to take the meal card..."

I apply to be a dog, right now.

It's so hard to be a human being.

Even if fate strangles my trachea, I have to breathe without oxygen.

I pretended to sniff my nose twice more, preemptively: "Did you use my laundry detergent? It smells like it."

Reasonable and well-founded, scientific blame.

Yuan Che hesitated and said, "I brought this dress from home, and it hasn't been washed yet."

Mom, I'm sorry, my son is no longer a man.

Yuan Toru added: "Maybe we are using the same kind."

I am still alive and well.

After experiencing such embarrassment like the rest of my life, nothing could shake my strong heart and tough skin, so I changed my clothes while Yuan Che took the card.

The two of us went downstairs together, and everyone had gathered in the downstairs hall in twos and threes. It may be that the equipment of the students was too colorful, which caused great pollution to Yuan Che's spiritual world.

I found that he was walking with a straight turn.

How can this be!

I will protect the image of Yuan Che!

I whispered: "