sneak test

This bed is a bit big, it can almost sleep two people? "

I lay down next to him and looked at him sideways: "Yes."

Yuan Che's drooping eyelashes fluttered, and he raised his eyes to look at me: "Then let's sleep together."

I said yes.

17 You Are Special

Fa Xiao, who had been left out by me for a long time, finally felt a wave of presence, and called early in the morning.I was afraid of waking Yuan Che up, so I hid in the bathroom and answered the phone.

Send a small question: "How is it? Do you have that..."

I was confused: "What, what?"

"Where did you answer the phone, why is there still an answer, it's so noisy." Sending a novel, "It's just two men fighting each other, can you have some snacks yourself?"

I remembered: "Hey, that's it, I don't have any reaction."

But before Toru Hara had.I dare not tell Fa Xiao about this for the time being.

Fa Xiao breathed a sigh of relief: "Okay, it's okay, you can go and play."

For a talkative person like me, it is too demanding to hold back my thoughts. I was impulsive and couldn't help but say: "Don't hang up, let me ask you a question, how do you chase someone?"

"Yuan Che?" With a small question, I can almost imagine the gossiping expression on his face.

I was like a cat whose tail was stepped on, and immediately frowned: "No! How could it be him? Although Yuan Che is very good, I don't like him at all!"

I thought about it, but I didn't understand why I had to deny it, so I added with a guilty conscience: "Didn't I say it before, I don't like people who are too ostentatious, and I don't like people who are too good, I just like ordinary people like me." Well... Well, anyway, you just tell me how to chase it."

Fa Xiao yelled: "You are still ordinary! Do you have any misunderstandings about yourself?"

I said: "Goodbye, I will go to Baidu."

Send a novel: "All right, all right, let me tell you, any known methods of chasing people are useless to Yuan Che, he has rejected them all, you can figure it out yourself."

I said, "Is that so? Then I should have tried everything on Baidu? Can I go to Zhihu?"

Fa Xiao: "You still say it's not Yuan Che! You've revealed your secrets! You're so stupid|pussy!"

"Goodbye." I hung up the phone neatly.

After I washed up and left the bathroom, Yuan Che had already woken up and was sitting by the bed playing with his mobile phone.

"Morning." I looked at my watch, there was still some time before the meeting, "I'll go down and get the eggs first, do you want to eat anything? I'll bring it up for you."

Yuan Che stood up, threw the phone on the bed, and smiled at me: "No, I'll go by myself."

I sensed something eerie and fleeting in the atmosphere, and it seemed like a hallucination.

"Then I'll wait for you below."

I was drinking soy milk while brushing the "108 Counter-Routines of Chasing People (Philosophy ♂ Philosophy ♂ Chapter)" sent to me.

Anti-routine one, say to him: I had a nightmare last night, people who understand the routine will let you go, but if he asks what the dream is, answer: I dreamed that our lovers became sisters.Quickly get closer through humor and take advantage of verbal advantage.

My soy milk is about to squirt out, why don't you grab a strong man and try it.

I stared at the life committee who added its own crab sauce to the porridge, and sat down: "I had a nightmare last night."

The Health Committee slapped the table: "Me too! Dreaming about Sayaka! Damn it, it's too scary. She just strangled my neck and forced me to transfer my account all night."

Why doesn't this person play his cards according to the routine?

I said, "Why don't you ask me, what nightmare did you have?"

The Health Committee covered its ears: "If I don't listen, I won't listen. Those who are fighting in front of the army will all march forward."

All right, I've shifted my target.

When Yuan Che came down, I waved to him.

He sat down next to me, and I pulled out my opening line: "I had a nightmare last night."

Yuan Che: "Then let's sleep separately."

Cang, a, a, God!

What a rubbish counter-routine!

I flew down three thousand feet, the water of the Yellow River came up to the sky, and the earth shed tears.

The Health Committee said: "Hey, I'm going to Licheng tonight. The budget is not enough, so I have to change to a youth hostel."

Brother, don't you listen?

The Health Commission added: "There are two groups of boys, one for four and one for six, you may still be in the same room."

According to his auspicious words, I got a four-person room, which was originally a six-person room.

I want to change, and I look at my roommates: Hulu King Sports Commissioner, Sleepwalking Machine Labor Commissioner, Sleep Talker Old Five.Form a sleepless boy group every minute, and every night is a shining and fit stage.

I have foreseen my fate, no one will want this death debut.

Early in the morning, I took a pig trough boat to cruise the lake, and I managed to get ahead of the others and squeeze to Yuan Che's side.The sun was not shining in the morning, but it was a bit dazzling. His beautiful eyes narrowed, and he looked at the lake in the distance. It was very difficult to look at it. I said, "I have a hat here, do you want it?"

Yuan Che wanted to pick it up, but when he saw my fisherman's hat, which was black on the outside and green on the bottom, he withdrew his hand again: "Is it double-sided? No, thank you."

"Oh," I started to chat awkwardly, "Do you know what a sentence of a hundred years and a thousand years is?"

The boy who rocked the boat quickly replied: "I know! The water is good for a hundred years, the cellar is old for a thousand years, and the reeds are good for wine. Don't think about leaving after drinking it."

Hey, don't put ads inexplicably!

What I want to say is that it is a hundred years of cultivation to cross the same boat, and a thousand years of cultivation to sleep together!

But it would be too greasy to say it myself, so I chose to go along with my brother: "Yes, that's right, the water is really clear, and you can see the aquatic plants underneath."

There were many small flowers with white petals and yellow stamens floating on the lake. Yuan Che asked, "What kind of flowers are these?"

The little brother said: "It's seaweed flower, but some people call it skittish flower on the Internet."

"Oh, skittish." Yuan Che turned his head and gave me a meaningful look.

Why does he want to look at me!

Why do I feel that there is something in his words?

My depression lasted until I got on the train, several people huddled together to play who was the undercover agent, and the word I got was tadpole.

"Black." "Can swim." "Looking for mom."

The sports committee said: "There is a tail."

Looks like I'm taking the safe card.

When it was Yuan Che's turn, he said, "Four legs."

He must have got the frog!This undercover!

I said, "The tongue is very long."

At the end of the round, I was named undercover and out.

The game continued, the second round ended, and Yuan Che was also voted out.

The rest of the people looked like everyone had a ghost. At the end, everyone found that all we got were tadpoles, and the sports committee got blank cards.

"Are you two playing who is the traitor?"

"Game black hole! Goodbye!"

The sports committee smiled happily: "Thank you."

They left me and Yuan Che and went to play werewolf killing elsewhere.

Yuan Che asked, "Do you think I'm stupid?"

I said, "There are also four-legged tadpoles."

Yuan Che said: "But I said in the second round that there is a shell."

I said, "Because you thought you were an undercover agent, and everyone said it was a turtle. The little tadpoles used soy sauce with the turtle in their mother! They are too stupid."

Yuan Che turned to ask: "Why don't you speak according to the words?"

I said: "Because I feel that you are not happy today, I wonder if you will be happier if you win the game."

Yuan Che blinked, as if he had nothing to say, after a while he took a deep breath, as if he was ready for something, he asked, "Do you hate people whose appearance doesn't match your aesthetics?"

Why do you ask this all of a sudden?

I said, "I don't hate it, it just shows that my aesthetics are too narrow."

"What about the person whose grades are at the bottom of the grade?"

"I don't hate it, everyone has something they are good at and interested in."

Yuan Che looked at me puzzled: "Then why don't you like their opposites?"

I was confused: "What do you mean?"

I felt that Yuan Che wanted to grab my shoulder and shake it wildly for a moment.

Yuan Che lowered his head, and I saw him stretch out his hands and clenched the trousers on his legs, so hard that the knuckles on his fists turned white, "I mean, I'm actually an ordinary person."

"How come?" I said.

"You are special."

"In my eyes, it is different from others, that kind of special."

18 want to say it out loud

On the [-]th day of the fifth lunar month, it is advisable to travel and get married.In the early morning, the sky is slightly cloudy and there is no wind. We will ride a small electric donkey around the sea.

Didn't get a good rest last night as expected.

I yawned and stepped onto the car, Mimi stared, grabbed the handlebar and drove forward, and fell into a ditch while yelling.

"Street killer." The men's class picked me up to show the public.

Trembling, I begged for mercy: "Killing is forbidden today."

The male class said: "Whoever has a seat behind, take him."

Yuan Che stood up and claimed it: "I'll do it."

I got into the back seat of Yuan Che, and I was still in a daze. I don't know if it was my illusion. Since I said something special yesterday, he doesn't seem to want to talk to me very much.

I feel like I have to say something to break the silence.

I said: "I'm so sleepy, I didn't sleep well last night, my fifth child sang rap in my sleep all night."

It's better to sleep with you.

Yuan Che said, "I also suffered from insomnia last night."

"Yes—" the little eDonkey drove to the speed bump, and I was caught off guard and almost fell, "is it?"

Yuan Che seemed to have eyes on the back of his head, and he grabbed me. I caught a glimpse of him watching the back from the rearview mirror, and he said, "Hold me up."

I let out a sigh of relief, stretched out my hand, hesitated for a while, and grabbed the hem of his clothes.

"Help here." He grabbed my wrist and put my hand on his waist.

His abdominal muscles are also clearly defined through the material, and the warmth transfers to the cool fingertips, I restrain the urge to touch.

Suddenly, icy cold rain fell, and I hid behind Yuan Che, with goose bumps on my arms and the back of my neck.

The men's class stopped in front and asked everyone to put on their raincoats before leaving.

I was probably the one who lost the chain at a critical moment. Everyone was dressed almost the same, but I was still digging through my bags, feeling impetuous: "It's strange, I obviously brought it."

Yuan Che turned to look at me, crystal water drops fell on his long and curled eyelashes, his eyes looked clear, he said: "Put it on together, you get in from behind."