his tongue-in-cheek guide

Coco is a girl with three wireless waves.

Jiang He is a stuffy bottle of electricity pole.

This is something the entire Sharp Knife Squad knows.

Generally speaking, it is already difficult to communicate with a quiet person around. When there are more than two quiet people, it can be said to be a disaster.

Of course, the ones who feel the disaster will definitely not be the two who don't speak.

The atmosphere in the battle meeting room of the Sharp Knife Squad was extremely heavy.

"Talk, why are one or two of you dumb? Don't you usually speak well? You can't stop your small mouth." Fang Qi put down the "About the Grouping of the Secondary Combat Units of the Sharp Knife Squad" in his hand. "Decision" white paper, looked up at the people in front of the conference table, sat down on the chair, flung long legs on the table, how attractive a pair of peach blossom eyes are.

Those peach blossom eyes were looking at Lu Lanqiu who was sitting at the opposite table, and Chen Luo, who had long ago recognized who was the real thigh in the situation, and who had exposed his dog-legged nature more and more.

The hypocritical thigh himself had no choice but to take advantage of official business to pretend to be a tiger, and his face was ugly.

The real thigh sneered, and said in a unique cold voice: "This matter has nothing to do with me, can I still form a team with people other than you? I would like to, but the dog leash is on there. "

He called the soul contract between the sentinel and the guide a dog chain, which is quite appropriate.

Fang Qi frowned and replied, "How dare you? You can't even think about this kind of thought. Even if you die in this life, you have to hang on my crooked neck tree!"

As he spoke, he cast very friendly glances at the other two sentinels present.

What is written in the white paper is actually something that will be put on the agenda sooner or later.

Generally speaking, most of the task assignments in the tower are sentinel-guide units, but in the past, because the sharp knife team started from the captain Fang Qi, they were all single dogs for thousands of years. Operations are carried out in the form of combat teams.

But since Fang Qi and Lu Lanqiu combined, and after the changes in the team, the situation is not quite the same.

The Sharp Knife Squad is currently able to form a sentinel guide unit, but the other four still maintain the single dog setting, so how to pair up in two groups has become a problem.

Claude said calmly: "I have no problem forming a team with Arlo."

When Chen Luo heard this, he immediately frowned: "Who wants to form a team with you? You little red guy, stay away from the young master." As he spoke, he moved the chair away from Claude with a look of disgust.

Claude said aggrievedly: "Hey? Aruo's physical skills are so poor, do you want to follow Keke?"

Chen Luo snorted, obviously dissatisfied: "Is it with you?"

Claude nodded with a smile: "I think so."

Chen Luo shook his head like a rattle: "I don't think so."

"Ah Luo is really strict—you were the one who asked me to join the team, but now you want to give up? A Luo, you are such a scumbag." Claude looked resentful.

"I'm warning you, if you speak in that disgusting tone again, believe it or not, I'll magnify the lizard to bite you!" Chen Luo had goosebumps all over his body, and retreated three feet away as if bitten by a poisonous snake.

"Okay, give me peace." Seeing that the fight was about to take place there, Fang Qi finally released his coercion, knocked on the table, and said, "I just want you to express your own thoughts, and the final decision rests with me. If you keep arguing, you will all be kicked out of the team."

Chen Luo stopped talking instantly, and sat back obediently.

Fang Qi turned to the last page of the white paper, which included the assessment results of each member of the team, which can be used as a reference for grouping.

That's right, in terms of physical skills, it happened to be Chen Luo's pain as a sentinel. His strengths were agility and camouflage, and he was famous for escaping and camouflage. Compared with Sentinel's physical skills and shooting results, the guide is indeed more suitable for Chen Luo from the perspective of the overall level.

And looking at Claude's attitude, it seems that he really doesn't want to team up with other people.

Fang Qi bit the pen holder and looked down, still hesitating.

—The problem is the remaining two.

Jiang He is fine, as long as Fang Qi gives the order, the wood will definitely do it without saying a word.

It's just that the girl Ke Ke, when Qian Qianqi brought her back, vowed not to let the child do what he didn't want to do, so Ke Ke's will is his priority.

No matter what, the old father Fang Qi still bite the bullet and said: "Girl..."

"I can work with Jiang He." The girl poked her head out from behind the computer, her big eyes were neither sad nor happy, and said calmly.

Fang Qi sounded the old father's alarm in an instant, and looked at Ke Ke vigilantly: "Girl Ke Ke, tell me honestly, is that brat Jiang He threatening you in private? Or do you have something to hide? Don't force it."

Ke Ke glanced back at Fang Qi silently and said, "Isn't this a mission?"

Fang Qi's just-prepared speech was aborted in an instant, and he turned to look at Jiang He.

The wooden stick stood next to Fang Qi, glanced at the girl indifferently, and said, "It's just as long as the captain gives the order."

Well, the other set also fell through, and the old father Fang Qi just slipped back to Lu Lanqiu's side in desperation.

In this way, after a brief, one-sided discussion, the second-level combat unit of the Sharp Knife Squad was established.

Originally, Lu Lanqiu thought that with Ke Ke and Jiang He's temperament, there should be difficulties in communication. After all, these two are the kings of quick talk who can't beat a fart with three sticks.

Until one day Lu Lanqiu, Fang Qi and Song Zhixiao passed by the war room and saw Ke Ke and Jiang He having a battle meeting.

The girl shrank her body into the sofa like a small animal, a computer was on her lap, and her slender index finger was typing on the keyboard, while Jiang He standing behind the sofa was like a standing tree, He stared intently at the computer in Coco's hand.

Coco: "Route."

Jiang He: "Yes."

Coco: "Number of people."

Jiang He: "It's fine."

Coco: "Evacuate."

Jiang He: "The sewer."

Seeing this, Song Zhixiao was completely stupefied, and looked up at Lu Lanqiu beside him: "Mr. Lu, what are they doing?"

Lu Lanqiu glanced lightly at Fang Qi who was standing beside him, and a playful look flashed in his eyes: "What else can we do in the battle meeting room? Of course it's a battle meeting."

Song Zhixiao showed confusion on his face: "Well, what kind of battle meeting is this, why can't I understand it?"

Lu Lanqiu chuckled, and was about to speak, Fang Qi frowned and interrupted: "If you can understand, you are in the conference room, not the infirmary."

There seemed to be some anger in the words.

Lu Lanqiu was not angry when his words were interrupted, and patted Song Zhixiao on the shoulder: "The less people who know the combat information, the better."

The battle meeting inside was still going on, when Ke Ke suddenly paused, and tapped his fingers lightly on the keyboard, the movement was so subtle that it was almost imperceptible, but Fang Qi's excellent eyesight as a sentinel would never let go of any subtleties. He twitched his eyebrows, and was about to step forward when he saw Jiang He suddenly take out a packaged colorful lollipop from his pocket and hand it over.

The girl didn't even look at the lollipop, she just took the lollipop, unwrapped it, stuffed it into her mouth, and continued the battle meeting that none of them understood.

At this time, Lu Lanqiu's eyes flashed, watching Fang Qi abruptly withdraw the steps he was about to step in, turned around and left there aggressively.

This time, Song Zhixiao couldn't understand at all, and could only turn his eyes to the all-knowing and omnipotent Comrade Lu Lanqiu again: "Mr. Lu, what's going on with Captain Fang? Why do you feel that he is a little unhappy?"

Lu Lanqiu smiled: "It's probably because I suddenly don't know whether it's better to protect the cabbage in my house, or to open up my pigsty."

After finishing speaking, he followed up, leaving Song Zhixiao who was completely confused, thinking about the relationship between cabbage and pigs seriously.

Two weeks later, Ke Ke and Jiang He's mission was completed.

It is said that no one can enter within 800 meters of Jiang He, but Ke Ke was discovered by the opponent in order to obtain a computer chip. At the very moment, Jiang He shot his head, but it also exposed his sniper point, and was caught by the opponent's sentinel. , and finally relied on Ke Ke to cut off the line in time to evacuate, but Jiang He suffered a mental attack from the guide when he exposed his position, and fell into a short-lived manic state after returning to the tower.

Now it has been locked in a small black room.

When the big man woke up, he happened to meet the girl's dark eyes.

"Go out in three days." Can be seen that the other party woke up and said lightly.

Jiang He: "..."

"Sniper qualification certificate re-examination."

The sentry's fingers curled together silently.

Sniper is a profession that requires absolute calmness. There should be no record of manic episodes on the resume. Once an episode occurs, it will lead to re-examination, and manic experience will greatly reduce the passing rate of the exam.

Ke Ke stopped talking, staring at the other party with black eyes, motionless like a delicate puppet.

The sound of white noise flowing gently can be heard in the space for a while.

After a while, there was a rustling sound.

Coco could not see the movement of the sentinel clearly in the dim light. At this moment, she felt something touching her hand, which seemed to be a plastic product from the touch.

Then, something wrapped in plastic and carrying a stick fell into her palm.

She instantly understood what it was.

——It's a small lollipop that carries a little of the other person's body temperature.

"Don't be afraid, I still have it on me." The sentry's faint, gentle voice came.

Coco clenched the lollipop tightly in her palm, lowered her head and carefully tore open the packaging bag little by little. Her hand, which was usually on the keyboard, tore off a layer of plastic packaging solemnly as if it was a priceless coin. gem.

Jiang He saw the other party tear off the package, his expression was extremely gentle.

Just as he was about to say something, he seemed to feel that it was inappropriate. At this moment, he was caught off guard, his mouth sweetened, and it was the other party who stuffed this lollipop into his mouth.

"I'll eat it for you." The girl said softly.

After a pause, he added, "Only this time."

Jiang He was a little puzzled, but he still licked the lollipop honestly.

A hint of blueberry in the dark.

"Sweet?"

"sweet."

Half a month later, Lu Lanqiu and Song Zhixiao met in the medical center. At this time, Song Zhixiao was able to work alone, but he still couldn't change his habit of turning into a fanatic when he saw Lu Lanqiu.

"Mr. Lu, how is Captain Fang doing recently? I remember when I saw him last time, I was still very angry."

Lu Lanqiu faintly evoked a smile: "Recently? Probably going bald."

"what?"

"The pigs raised by the family have taken over the cabbage field of the family, who should you take care of?" Lu Lanqiu seemed a little happy.

"This..." Song Zhixiao was confused.

"That's why I said he's going bald." After Lu Lanqiu finished speaking, she patted Song Zhixiao's shoulder lightly: "In short, lollipop and pocky should always be the same."

This time Song Zhixiao didn't understand at all, so he could only nod.

At the same time, Fang Qi looked at a joint application in front of him, and wanted to tear it up and reject it.

Because in the reason column, the two wrote in unison: "Both like to eat lollipops."

When Fang Qi saw it for the first time, he was so angry: what do you mean, isn't pocky delicious?

Captain Fang, the old father, is experiencing the pain of Chinese cabbage being kicked by his own pigs.

"—So, we must strictly guard against all pigs that attack our cabbage field! Even our own family can't take it lightly!"

The above is Captain Fang's cry from the bottom of his heart.