his tongue-in-cheek guide

Lu Lanqiu crouched in front of the closet, feeling a headache.

Since the zombie virus was effectively controlled, Captain Fang has shown unprecedented slack.

The specific manifestations are that they are not active in work, not active in making money, and not even active in attendance.

The unicorn dangled in front of Lu Lanqiu every day, rubbed its round horns against him, and then opened its wet round eyes, acting cute in all kinds of ways.

My big roc bird is much colder, and from time to time it uses its pointed beak to peck the unicorn to show that it is forbidden to be cute, but it turns its head and wraps itself into a ball and curls up on the unicorn's back to rest.

It's unbearable for a bird, a beast, to be so bold as to show affection in front of him.

Fang Qi has been idle all day long, leaving two cubs to him, he feels that he has almost become a full-time preschool teacher.

Although both belong to the teacher, but the essence is very different.

After the war, Lu Lanqiu still resumed his old job, but he became Fang Qi's full-time military doctor, and also occasionally served in the tower as a doctor, so his skills were not wasted.

But the daily working hours have become very fixed. Unlike before, they need to be on duty frequently, and there are emergency operations every now and then.

After being with Fang Qi, he found out that Captain Fang's personal hygiene habits are very worrying. It's not that he is dirty, but that everything is not where it should be. The clothes in the closet are on the bed, and the shoes are thrown on the ground. , The socks are never in pairs, which makes Mr. Lu, who has a slight obsessive-compulsive disorder, very headache.

But after being together, Fang Qi knew how to hide things and maintain a kind of superficial tidiness.

This is very different from his office habits. Fang Qi's desk is very tidy, everything is neatly placed.

Lu Lanqiu once asked Fang Qi, and Fang Qi said that he was very tired from work and needed to relax a bit when he went home.

Fuck, that's laziness.

Teacher Lu was very dissatisfied with this answer.

Because of this matter, Lu Lanqiu had talked to Fang Qi several times, but Fang Qi always had a playful smile on his face and attacked Lu Lanqiu so much that Lu Lanqiu had no time to take care of it. Every time, Lu Lanqiu was exhausted. Falling down on the bed, sweating, looking at the messy wardrobe, cursing Fang Qi in circles.

Later, Lu Lanqiu brought up this matter on the bed again. At that time, Lu Lanqiu was being "cleaned up" by Fang Qi in front of the French window. Lu Lanqiu tried her best to resolve this matter before the last trace of clarity disappeared.

As a result, Fang Qi tried his best to "clean up" him, and kissed his sweaty back without hesitation. A low voice rang in his ear: "Mr. Lu, can you help me clean it up? Huh?"

Lu Lanqiu is not someone who is easily stunned by beauty, he tried his best to turn his head, and looked at Fang Qi with a half-smile: "You, you are not afraid that I will find some invisible things? ——Hiss, lightly point!"

With his smile, under the light of the neon lights outside the window, the magnificent colors flowed, and Fang Qi's brain became bloodshot in an instant, and he worked harder to "clean up".

Lu Lanqiu suddenly felt that this person was about to push her soul out.

Before his consciousness completely dissipated, Lu Lanqiu only remembered that Fang Qi lowered his head and brushed away the hair falling from his ears, and the moist breath blew into his ears with a smile:

"What else do I have that you can't know?"

Lu Lanqiu struggled and retorted: "Who knows..."

After speaking, he tilted his head and fell asleep completely.

I have to admit that when it comes to pillow wind, Captain Fang is still good at it.

Lu Lanqiu got off work very early today, and when she got home, she finally couldn't bear the typhoon-like bedroom caused by Fang Qi, so she rolled up her sleeves and started tidying up.

The living room is okay, in the public area, children come over for dinner from time to time, Fang Qi is not too presumptuous.

Only the bedroom, the bedroom where two people live together, presents a clear state, half of the bed for two people, and half of the wardrobe for one person.

Fang Qi clings to him like a koala every night, and doesn't let go when he's done. He often falls asleep before things are done. The most hateful thing is that his arms imprison him like iron, and he won't let him go. people.

But fortunately, this person still has common sense, knowing to get up early to help him clean up, and he doesn't know whether he was too sleepy or Fang Qi moved too lightly. Every time it dawns, he becomes that clean and refreshing Teacher Lu again.

He sighed, tidied up the bed, and started tidying up the closet. Fang Qi's closet can be said to be the hardest-hit area, and all kinds of messy things were stuffed into it.

Lu Lanqiu felt more tired than a set of punches after tidying up.

But there was only the last grid left untied, Lu Lanqiu saw the dawn of victory waving ahead.

Obviously, Fang Qi seldom used this grid. There were some old objects, including some trophies and medals he had won in the Sentinel Academy, all of which were piled up in a mess.

Lu Lanqiu was even angrier when she saw it, she just wanted to hold Fang Qi by the ear and let this person clean up by himself.

But he just sighed and knelt down to help Fang Qi clean up.

At the beginning, it was the graduation photo of Sentinel Academy. Fang Qi was still a stunned young man at that time. Although his hairstyle was the same as now, there was still a stubbornness that had not been worn away by the years on his handsome face.

Lu Lanqiu also found Frankie in this photo. The tall, red-haired man was standing beside Fang Qi, with obvious intimacy.

Not long after this photo was taken, Franky died during the mission.

Further down, there are Fang Qi's graduation certificates, transcripts and other things. Lu Lanqiu glanced at it, as long as it is practical points, there is no surprise S+, and as long as it is cultural points, it is very tragic for the whole group to be low. fly over.

Fortunately, the sentinel had few culture classes, otherwise Captain Fang would have become the first chief sentinel in history to repeat a grade.

After that, there are some old books, Lu Lanqiu even found two love letters that other guides stuffed into Fang Qi.

Seeing that the seal has not been opened, no one knows the contents inside.

Thinking about it, these little girls don't know what to think, stuffing love letters into the book of a person who never reads.

Hey, it's a pity to lose the heart of a Huaichun girl.

Lu Lanqiu continued to scroll down, and the things below became a little familiar, the first was Fang Qi's parking pass.

Well, in middle school.

Lu Lanqiu is too familiar with it, because he himself has a very rough card, on which the master's class, name, payment status, etc. are scribbled.

What attracted Lu Lanqiu was the photo on it.

Although the handsome outline can be vaguely seen, Fang Qi's hairstyle is very unconventional.

Chopped bangs hung thickly in front of one eye, and two were highlighted and dyed in a fashionable way, completely covering the original handsome outline.

Lu Lanqiu swears that if this person walks in the school with this hairstyle, he will be called to drink tea by the dean within a hundred meters.

No wonder Lu Lanqiu didn't have much impression of this person back then, no one would remember his appearance by himself with such a hairstyle.

Fortunately, he had to shave his face when he entered Sentinel Academy, which saved Fang Qi's handsome face.

Lu Lanqiu shook her head, put the parking pass aside, the next thing was more familiar, Lu Lanqiu's junior high school graduation photo.

At that time, he had already transferred to another school because of his father's remarriage, and the head teacher thoughtfully added himself to the side.

After moving several times later, this photo is no longer known where it was lost.

Lu Lanqiu looked at Fang Qi in the photo. At this time, he had cut his hair short, revealing his firm chin. The boy in the photo was full of anger and stubbornness.

Stands out among a group of kids.

Lu Lanqiu sighed, Fang Qi's youth was also spent in constant struggle and anger.

He regretted that he didn't really know Fang Qi at that young age.

Taking away the photo, Lu Lanqiu was attracted by something.

—It was a uniform.

This is a uniform that Lu Lanqiu is very familiar with.He has worn this uniform for two and a half years.

Holding his breath, he carefully unfolded the collar of his school uniform, and saw Fang Qi's name written on the label.

He breathed a sigh of relief. For a moment, he thought it was his school uniform.

Their school uniforms back then were somewhat imitated from Japanese middle school uniforms. Boys all wore suits and shirts, and girls all wore sailor suits and pleated skirts.

Probably Fang Qi was afraid that he would grow too fast and would need to buy a new school uniform, so he chose the largest size at the beginning.

Lu Lanqiu compared herself, this uniform, even if worn by an adult Lu Lanqiu, would still look a little too big.

Lu Lanqiu brushed the dust off his jacket, and accidentally touched the right pocket, which jingled, obviously there was something in it.

Could it be an old coin?

Lu Lanqiu reached in and took out a button and a name tag.

When Lu Lanqiu saw the name tag, his heart trembled, and when he turned around, it really said Lu Lanqiu.That was the wrong name in his household registration book before he applied for his ID card.

Lu Lanqiu quickly counted the buttons on his suit and shirt, not too many, but not too many.

Girls wear sailor suits and don't have buttons. Fang Qi's own clothes have all buttons.

He looked at the name tag with the buttons, and his mind went blank.

Like a ghost, he lowered his head and hugged the white shirt tightly, put his nose to the collar, and struggled to find the breath of that stubborn boy back then.

But no, it just smells stale and rotten.

He was a little sad, this shirt was more than ten years that they had missed.

Lu Lanqiu's mood moved, and she began to untie her home clothes, trying to put the shirt on.

The shirt was really too big, when Lu Lanqiu put it on, he found that the sleeves had exceeded the palm of his hand, and the shoulders had completely gone down.

He was not in a hurry to put on his trousers, and carefully rolled up the overly long sleeves above his elbows little by little.

He did it very seriously, as if he was performing a sacred ceremony.

So when Fang Qi opened the door and came in, he was completely caught off guard.

"Ms. Lu! Come here quickly, I'll tell you some good news——"

Fang Qi's voice disappeared into Lu Lanqiu's astonished expression.

At this moment, Lu Lanqiu had only one thought in mind, but luckily he didn't even take off his underwear.

Lu Lanqiu asked himself that he has always been calm in the face of danger all his life. He once froze on the operating table to complete the operation when the patient's blood pressure had dropped to a state of shock, and he also helped a patient's stomach in the face of aftershocks during earthquake rescue. The wound on the body is stitched well, and the psychological quality is not insignificant.

But within ten seconds when Fang Qi pushed the door and walked in, he could have put on his pants calmly, destroyed the evidence quickly, and expelled Fang Qi from the crime scene.

But he didn't, he kept looking at Fang Qi with a shocked expression, until Fang Qi saw the school uniform jacket falling on the ground with his vision as the chief sentinel.

Lu Lanqiu followed Fang Qi's eyes and looked over with embarrassment on his face.

"..." Fang Qi was silent.

Lu Lanqiu hurriedly said: "Then what, I got off work early today, and seeing that your closet is too messy, I couldn't help tidying it up for you, and accidentally found these things..."

Before he finished speaking, he was pushed against the wall, his head was protected by Fang Qi, but his body was still blinded by the impact for a long time.