Turn tears into rain of love
Chapter 41
"Let's go now? Teacher, chat for another 10 minutes!" Sun Mengnan hugged Xiang Siyu's left arm tightly, and refused to let go no matter what.
"A quiz math test paper, I told you for three hours, you are lucky, in the end, you still don't know anything." This feeling is more exhausting than letting Xiang Siyu run around the playground three times.
"The reason why I don't know it yet is because we don't have a deep relationship yet. Teacher"
Xiang Siyu: "......"
Sun Mengnan said, pushing Xiang Siyu back on the chair again, "I'm not familiar with everyone, but I just want to be familiar with you, teacher, so that we can get along better in the future. Only in this way can we communicate more deeply.”
"Am I talking about bird language, or did you come from Mars? If you can't even understand Chinese, then I can only express my deep regret." Xiang Siyu said!Picking up the schoolbag on the table, without looking back, he opened the door of Sun Mengnan's bedroom, and strode out.
It was not easy for Sun Mengnan to meet a caring little brother, especially if he was so beautiful and patient, how could he let him go so easily!At the very least, I have to ask for the phone number. Although we will meet again at seven o'clock tomorrow night, he has never been a person who will wait.
"Can you stop following me like a little tail? Sun Mengnan" Xiang Siyu was already so angry that he called each other by his first and last name, even his voice was a little shrill.
Sun Mengnan looked at Xiang Siyu with a cheeky face, "Teacher, can I go to sleep in your dormitory tonight? I really don't want to hear my father's ink marks. You don't even know that my father can scold me for five hours in a row. , without repetition."
Watching Xiang Siyu roll his eyes at him, Sun Mengnan continued to add, "I am a rough-skinned and thick-skinned person, and I have already practiced words that can automatically block my grandfather's heart, but he is old after all, so he scolded me. Don't talk about dry mouth, if I get angry again, I will become a sinner."
Xiang Siyu couldn't help asking: "How did you deal with your grandfather before I was there?"
"How else can I deal with it? It's nothing more than being a coward! The old man said it was him, and my left ear goes in and the right ear goes out. Teacher"
"Then you continue to shrink into your shell." Xiang Siyu thought to himself: Even if I could kindly take you to the dormitory, Qin Ju would kick you out with one kick.
Sun Mengnan: "......"
"I won't punish you for how many times you copied the wrong questions, but before I give you tutoring tomorrow, you must understand all the wrong questions on the paper, and then I will randomly select questions to test you."
"Teacher, are you kidding me?"
"Do you think I am the kind of person who is joking? Remember that this matter is not discussed, otherwise I will sell the hiding place of your five latest game consoles to Uncle Sun or my master."
"I kindly showed you my collection, but you want to threaten me naked, teacher, you can't be so dishonest." Sun Mengnan looked at Xiang Siyu eagerly, with a look of bitterness and hatred.
"When will you improve from 38 points to 83 points in the math quiz, then you can make a condition with me, and I can also be righteous to you."
Sun Mengnan blurted out without thinking, "Then you are trying to force me to my death. Teacher"
"How can a small math test paper drive you to a dead end? It's not like you have an elm head. Besides, I've been telling you for so long before, and you really don't have the slightest impression. no yet?"
"But I didn't listen to the questions you gave me at all, but I was watching you attentively. Teacher"
At this very moment, Xiang Siyu really wanted to slap Sun Mengnan to death, "Am I Liu Dehua or do I have the answers to the exam papers on my face?"
"Quick, teacher, let's give a high five first." Sun Mengnan completely ignored Xiang Siyu's masked face, and forcibly took Xiang Siyu's hand, which collided with his own palm.
"What are you messing with?"
"I didn't expect you, teacher, to be Hua Tsai's loyal fan."
"That's why you high-fived me." Xiang Siyu finally came to his senses.
"That's right! In this way, we are also people of the same path. Teacher"
Xiang Siyu: "......"
"Teacher, do you agree or not?"
"Agree to what?"
"You also said that I have a bad memory. I think you are the one with a bad memory, so you agreed to let me sleep in your dormitory!"
"If I remember correctly, I rejected you just now." In order to save face for Sun Mengnan, Xiang Siyu was going to tell a kind little lie, "You should know that I am not the only one living in the dormitory. A roommate who doesn't like strangers very much, and also snores, farts and talks in sleep."
"What? There are such people, how do you spend every night? Teacher"
Sun Mengnan asked Xiang Siyu by mistake.
"You said it! Teacher"
Xiang Siyu thought about it for a while, and said slowly: "I am born to be the kind of person who will not wake up after being carried and sold. Of course, the only person who can wake me up is me. alarm."
"Teacher, let's high five again!"
"Stop it! Don't tell me that you are also such a sleepy person." A smart person like Xiang Siyu would not be fooled by Sun Mengnan.
As soon as Xiang Siyu finished speaking, Sun Mengnan explained and retorted with an aggrieved face, "But I am this kind of person. I think that when I was five years old, I was in my yard once because I slept too deeply and was killed by human traffickers." Pick it up and sell it, I don’t even know.”
"Then may I ask, since you have been sold by human traffickers, how can you still be in your own home? Aren't you trying to deceive me?"
"Teacher, don't interrupt me. Listen to me. The traffickers sold me around and sold me to my aunt. Naturally, the traffickers went to jail and I went back home. But this thing is The ultimate trigger for my parents' divorce."
"Even if you sleep more deeply than me, I can't take you back to the dormitory, Meng Nan, I hope you can understand me, after all, I have to take into account the feelings of my roommates."
"Or you can stay tonight! Teacher, you can just teach me math problems all night."
Xiang Siyu snorted coldly, "You can't listen to it during the day, and you expect to listen to my lecture at night when you are sleepy and can't tell the difference between east, west, and north?"
"But during the daytime, I can't tell the difference between east, west, and north! Teacher, please, just promise me! In fact, I just don't want to sleep alone. You don't even know that is lonely, lonely, and cold."
"Wrapping your arms around a game console, chatting on WeChat, and covering up with more layers of quilt, you will feel the warmth of spring and the blooming of flowers, and life is full of meaning." Xiang Siyu looked at his phone, "Mengnan, I My roommate is waiting for me outside the gate of your community! Go back quickly! See you tomorrow afternoon."
Sun Mengnan looked at Xiang Siyu's back, unwilling to leave for a long time.
~~~I am the dividing line of cuteness~~~
"Why did you come out so late? Little brat"
Xiang Siyu leaned back and leaned on the back of the passenger seat, "I'm talking about math test questions, I didn't expect time to pass so quickly."
"Is your master's grandson too naughty? Why do I feel that you are just doing coolies?"
Xiang Siyu turned his head to look at Qin Ju, and smiled, "It's not enough to work hard, but there is definitely some brainpower. I spent less than four hours this afternoon, and more than half of my brain cells must have died."
"Since it's been so hard, don't be a tutor for Sun Mengnan. If you're embarrassed to say so, I'll go talk to Professor Sun." Qin Ju said distressedly.
Xiang Siyu hurriedly shook his head, "No, please don't go to my teacher. In fact, making up lessons is not very tiring. You just need to fight that kid (Sun Mengnan) with wits and courage. But this is my first day, so I will get used to it slowly. Well, I am confident that I can straighten this crooked tree."
Hearing what Xiang Siyu said, Qin Yu had no choice but to agree, "Have you had dinner then?"
"Sun Mengnan ordered takeaway, by the way, Qin Han, have you eaten yet?"
"No, I just ate two ham sausages, three bags of spicy duck necks, one country bumpkin, and three small bags of crispy noodles. Hey! You can't do without dinner!"
Xiang Siyu: "......"
"In the last week, the school moved the gate control time forward by half an hour, do you know? Little brat," Qin Kui said, and hiccupped uncontrollably. The smell of instant noodles with spicy sticks filled the air instantly. In the car, Xiang Siyu almost choked to death.
Xiang Siyu squinted at Qin Yu, "I don't know, but I know you ate spicy noodles behind my back again. Didn't you say that spicy noodles are unhygienic? Why do you still eat them, and you still eat them?" A lot."
"I said that spicy sticks are unhygienic, but both of us are Weilong!"
Xiang Siyu: "......"
Qin Yu thought for a while and then said: "If I don't sacrifice myself, stand at the door of the dormitory, eat the spicy noodles while greedy for them, can the spicy noodles we bought be sold out so quickly? Besides, don't you think that The spicy strips are too flavorful!"
When Xiang Siyu thought of the picture of Qin Yu standing at the door of the dormitory with a serious face, waving spicy sticks with his big hands, soliciting business, he couldn't help but shudder, "Are you willing to sacrifice so much?"
"Look at what you said, if I didn't have time to drive, I would have knocked you out of my mind."
"But didn't you want to shout at the door of the dormitory that new products have arrived? Could it be that the sun came out from the north?"
"I call it a good thing to share with everyone. You don't know that the more you eat this spicy film, the more delicious it is. The more delicious it is, the more you want to eat it. It made my tongue two big blisters, but I still can't stop talking."
"Tell me honestly, how many packs of spicy sticks did you steal this afternoon?"
"Except for the sold ones, I wrapped up the rest. What's the matter? Do you want to eat too?" Just in front of a red light, Qin Ku stepped on the brakes.
"That's a lot, let me be honest, how many packs did you eat?" Xiang Siyu was not worried about the money, but worried that Qin Kui was just looking for a moment of pleasure, and he didn't know whether his stomach could bear it or not. .
Qin Yu actually only ate one pack. As for the two big blisters on his tongue, they were not caused by the spicy strips at all, but were left over after the spicy strips accidentally bit his tongue and his teeth scratched the tongue coating. Two marks, a little swelling.
"Let me think about it! Three packs? Five packs? Could it be eight packs?"
"Then you don't feel heartburn at all?" Qin Ju, the client, didn't care at all, but Xiang Siyu, who was suffering beside him, scratched his ears and cheeks and was burning with anxiety.
"What does heartburn feel like? Little brat," Qin Kui asked rhetorically.
"It's like the big sun in the dog days, passing through your body and directly hitting your heart, it's unbearably hot." This is based on Xiang Siyu's previous experience, deeply felt and expressed.
"So, you've burned your heart! Little brat"
"It's more than just being burnt. I almost didn't get burnt to death. In fact, it's quite embarrassing to talk about it. In the first year of high school, in order to save money, I bought ointment for my mother and took it continuously. A week’s worth of steamed buns are served with scallions, and they’re still the kind of dry land scallions, so spicy.”
Qin Ju turned the car around a corner, parked it on the side of the road, opened the door of the car without a word and walked down, opened the door of the co-pilot, and hugged Xiang Siyu down.
"What are you doing?" Xiang Siyu subconsciously wrapped his arms around Qin Ju's neck, afraid of falling off.
"It's too stuffy in the car, let's get down and get some air. Little brat"
"But the winter just started two days ago, I feel a little cold, what's wrong with you?"
"My heart burns." Qin Ju, who has always been fearless, felt heartache for the first time. It was not because of the bag of spicy strips, but because he felt so sorry for Xiang Siyu, as if it wasn't a kid who ate dry land onions , but he did.
Xiang Siyu thought that Qin Yu was on the rise, but he really burned his heart because he ate too many spicy strips, "How old are you? Can you still be possessed by greedy insects? Can't you just eat a pack? You have to eat it." There are so many, I will never eat spicy noodles again, and I will go to the hospital now."
Qin Yu just wanted to see Xiang Siyu worrying about him, so he deliberately said, "But I can't drive now."
If it wasn't for Qin Yu's 'uncomfortable' body, Xiang Siyu would have kicked him in the butt long ago, "What time is it? Why don't you just take a taxi?"
"It costs 80 yuan to take a taxi from here to the nearest hospital, or you can carry me!"
Xiang Siyu: "......"
"Just kidding you! Little boy, if I persist, I can still control the steering wheel."
"It's okay, I'll carry you on my back, come up." Xiang Siyu squatted down slowly, and hooked his fingers at Qin Ju.
"Are you sure you can move me? Little brat"
"I think back in the village, I even memorized dead pigs. What do you count as a mere one? Are you up or not?"
Qin Yu: "......"
Xiang Siyu had already seen that Qin Ju was deliberately teasing him, but he didn't tell the truth, but cooperated with him intentionally.
When Qin Kui clung to the little boy's back with great interest, Xiang Siyu's eyes were quick and his feet were quick, like a little frog suddenly leaping forward, and Qin Kui, who was unexpectedly behind, staggered forward. He staggered and almost knocked on the curb, knocking off his front teeth.
Without even looking at Qin Ju, Xiang Siyu got into the car straight away, looked out through the window, sulking alone.
~~~I am the naughty dividing line~~~
"I'm sorry, little brat, just talk to me!" Qin Ju hugged Xiao Muhu, looking pitifully at Xiang Siyu who was on the bunk and covered with a quilt.
"Humph!"
"Stop humming, you little brat, people who don't know think I'm raising Piggy in the dormitory!"
Xiang Siyu lifted the quilt on his head and body, sat up suddenly, and pointed at Qin Ju, "You are the piggy! No, pigs are so smart and cute, how can they be used to scold people? I You look like a wild boar. Hmph!"
Qin Yu: "......"
Xiang Siyu was already confused, and automatically excluded wild boars from the category of pigs, but Qin Yu was not confused, and giggled.
"What's so funny? Am I describing it wrong?"
"It's the first time I've heard that wild boars are not pigs. You little brat" said Qin Ju and put Little Misty on top of his head.
"Thousands of money can't buy me, I'm happy, I said wild boars are not pigs, you bite me?" Xiang Siyu could only pretend to be a dead duck with a hard mouth in order to cover up his embarrassment.
"That's what you said, little brat, don't admit cowardice for a while."
Xiang Siyu saw Qin Yu 'throwing' Xiao Mimu on the sofa, and immediately got under the covers again.
Qin Yu only used one move, and Xiang Siyu, who was 'fully armed', obediently poked his head out of his own accord.
"Didn't you say that the spicy strips are gone? Where did it come from?" Xiang Siyu was choked out of the quilt by a spicy strip in Qin Yu's hand.
"I still have one left to eat, no, use up everything, nothing wasted." Immediately afterwards, Qin Kui ate the spicy sticks in his hand in one bite.
"You just stuffed it into my quilt and just ate it? Don't you think it's dirty?"
Qin Yu shook his head, disapproving, "What's so dirty about it? It smells delicious!"
"I think you are a donkey dung, smooth on the outside and dirty on the inside." Xiang Siyu was still puzzled, and said again, "It's fake and clean, you can wash the pot with urine."
"Who did you learn these 'swearing' words from?" Qin Ju was not angry at all, but laughed out loud when he was scolded by Xiang Si.
"I learned from the village chief's uncle and his wife, what's the matter?" Xiang Siyu stared directly at Qin Que with angry eyes.
"What are you doing? Of course, squatting down with your pants off! But it looks like a kid who can juggle and can stand on the toilet." Qin Kui can't open which pot and which pot to lift. This little secret can be said to be a Siyu's minefield is absolutely untouchable.
Sure enough, when Xiang Siyu heard this, he immediately blew up, "Say it again if you have the ability."
Qin Yu: "I'm just stating a fact."
"Scholar can't be humiliated, I'll never finish with you tonight." Xiang Siyu climbed down from the bunk, chased Qin Ju, and started fighting in the dormitory.
Ten minutes later, just as Xiang Siyu had gone to great lengths to catch Qin Ju, before he could beat him up, he suddenly heard someone knocking on the dormitory door.
It was almost 11 o'clock in the evening. Basically, few people would knock on the door of 503 at this time. Qin Ju hugged Xiang Siyu to protect him behind him, but according to his personality, he would never be afraid and opened the door directly. At first glance, it was not someone else, but the dormitory teacher Ge Yanyan.
"It's so late, and I saw the lights in the dormitory of the two of you, why don't you sleep and catch lice?"
Xiang Siyu was quick to wit, "I found a big cockroach in the dormitory. I just focused on beating it. If I don't get rid of it, I wouldn't be able to sleep." After speaking, he deliberately glanced at Qin Que.
"I don't like cockroaches too much. Remember to get some cockroach medicine in my dormitory tomorrow. Classmate Xiang Siyu"
"Hmm! Thank you, by the way, it's so late, why don't you rest, teacher?"
Ge Yanyan cleared his throat and looked at Xiang Siyu. In fact, he didn't dare to look at Qin Yu directly. After all, the other party was too lethal. "I'm here to buy spicy noodles."
Xiang Siyu and Qin Yu: "......"
"Teacher, you came at such an unlucky time, the spicy strips have already been sold out."
"Then you guys should eat more tomorrow, and you will be refreshed after eating spicy sticks."
"Refreshing?" Xiang Siyu looked at Ge Yan strictly.
"Isn't it because of you little bastards! Recently, some students have jumped out of the bathroom windows on the first floor, either to go to the Internet cafe to rent a room, or" Ge Yanyan coughed twice at this point, and then said: "Anyway, you I understand, this is half an hour earlier without access control, I only dare to sleep at ease until 11:[-]."
"Then why don't you just lock the bathroom on the first floor?"
"You are so naive, Xiang Siyu. If I lock the bathroom door on the first floor, the students on the first floor want to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, and they have to go to the second floor. I will not be criticized by them tomorrow." Ge Strictly sighed, "Okay, don't bother you two anymore, go to rest early!"
"Teacher, then go slowly." Xiang Siyu closed the door, turned around, passed Qin Ju, picked up Little Misty, and left a sentence, "Go to sleep by yourself!" Then climbed onto the bunk again.
Qin Yu: "......"
"A quiz math test paper, I told you for three hours, you are lucky, in the end, you still don't know anything." This feeling is more exhausting than letting Xiang Siyu run around the playground three times.
"The reason why I don't know it yet is because we don't have a deep relationship yet. Teacher"
Xiang Siyu: "......"
Sun Mengnan said, pushing Xiang Siyu back on the chair again, "I'm not familiar with everyone, but I just want to be familiar with you, teacher, so that we can get along better in the future. Only in this way can we communicate more deeply.”
"Am I talking about bird language, or did you come from Mars? If you can't even understand Chinese, then I can only express my deep regret." Xiang Siyu said!Picking up the schoolbag on the table, without looking back, he opened the door of Sun Mengnan's bedroom, and strode out.
It was not easy for Sun Mengnan to meet a caring little brother, especially if he was so beautiful and patient, how could he let him go so easily!At the very least, I have to ask for the phone number. Although we will meet again at seven o'clock tomorrow night, he has never been a person who will wait.
"Can you stop following me like a little tail? Sun Mengnan" Xiang Siyu was already so angry that he called each other by his first and last name, even his voice was a little shrill.
Sun Mengnan looked at Xiang Siyu with a cheeky face, "Teacher, can I go to sleep in your dormitory tonight? I really don't want to hear my father's ink marks. You don't even know that my father can scold me for five hours in a row. , without repetition."
Watching Xiang Siyu roll his eyes at him, Sun Mengnan continued to add, "I am a rough-skinned and thick-skinned person, and I have already practiced words that can automatically block my grandfather's heart, but he is old after all, so he scolded me. Don't talk about dry mouth, if I get angry again, I will become a sinner."
Xiang Siyu couldn't help asking: "How did you deal with your grandfather before I was there?"
"How else can I deal with it? It's nothing more than being a coward! The old man said it was him, and my left ear goes in and the right ear goes out. Teacher"
"Then you continue to shrink into your shell." Xiang Siyu thought to himself: Even if I could kindly take you to the dormitory, Qin Ju would kick you out with one kick.
Sun Mengnan: "......"
"I won't punish you for how many times you copied the wrong questions, but before I give you tutoring tomorrow, you must understand all the wrong questions on the paper, and then I will randomly select questions to test you."
"Teacher, are you kidding me?"
"Do you think I am the kind of person who is joking? Remember that this matter is not discussed, otherwise I will sell the hiding place of your five latest game consoles to Uncle Sun or my master."
"I kindly showed you my collection, but you want to threaten me naked, teacher, you can't be so dishonest." Sun Mengnan looked at Xiang Siyu eagerly, with a look of bitterness and hatred.
"When will you improve from 38 points to 83 points in the math quiz, then you can make a condition with me, and I can also be righteous to you."
Sun Mengnan blurted out without thinking, "Then you are trying to force me to my death. Teacher"
"How can a small math test paper drive you to a dead end? It's not like you have an elm head. Besides, I've been telling you for so long before, and you really don't have the slightest impression. no yet?"
"But I didn't listen to the questions you gave me at all, but I was watching you attentively. Teacher"
At this very moment, Xiang Siyu really wanted to slap Sun Mengnan to death, "Am I Liu Dehua or do I have the answers to the exam papers on my face?"
"Quick, teacher, let's give a high five first." Sun Mengnan completely ignored Xiang Siyu's masked face, and forcibly took Xiang Siyu's hand, which collided with his own palm.
"What are you messing with?"
"I didn't expect you, teacher, to be Hua Tsai's loyal fan."
"That's why you high-fived me." Xiang Siyu finally came to his senses.
"That's right! In this way, we are also people of the same path. Teacher"
Xiang Siyu: "......"
"Teacher, do you agree or not?"
"Agree to what?"
"You also said that I have a bad memory. I think you are the one with a bad memory, so you agreed to let me sleep in your dormitory!"
"If I remember correctly, I rejected you just now." In order to save face for Sun Mengnan, Xiang Siyu was going to tell a kind little lie, "You should know that I am not the only one living in the dormitory. A roommate who doesn't like strangers very much, and also snores, farts and talks in sleep."
"What? There are such people, how do you spend every night? Teacher"
Sun Mengnan asked Xiang Siyu by mistake.
"You said it! Teacher"
Xiang Siyu thought about it for a while, and said slowly: "I am born to be the kind of person who will not wake up after being carried and sold. Of course, the only person who can wake me up is me. alarm."
"Teacher, let's high five again!"
"Stop it! Don't tell me that you are also such a sleepy person." A smart person like Xiang Siyu would not be fooled by Sun Mengnan.
As soon as Xiang Siyu finished speaking, Sun Mengnan explained and retorted with an aggrieved face, "But I am this kind of person. I think that when I was five years old, I was in my yard once because I slept too deeply and was killed by human traffickers." Pick it up and sell it, I don’t even know.”
"Then may I ask, since you have been sold by human traffickers, how can you still be in your own home? Aren't you trying to deceive me?"
"Teacher, don't interrupt me. Listen to me. The traffickers sold me around and sold me to my aunt. Naturally, the traffickers went to jail and I went back home. But this thing is The ultimate trigger for my parents' divorce."
"Even if you sleep more deeply than me, I can't take you back to the dormitory, Meng Nan, I hope you can understand me, after all, I have to take into account the feelings of my roommates."
"Or you can stay tonight! Teacher, you can just teach me math problems all night."
Xiang Siyu snorted coldly, "You can't listen to it during the day, and you expect to listen to my lecture at night when you are sleepy and can't tell the difference between east, west, and north?"
"But during the daytime, I can't tell the difference between east, west, and north! Teacher, please, just promise me! In fact, I just don't want to sleep alone. You don't even know that is lonely, lonely, and cold."
"Wrapping your arms around a game console, chatting on WeChat, and covering up with more layers of quilt, you will feel the warmth of spring and the blooming of flowers, and life is full of meaning." Xiang Siyu looked at his phone, "Mengnan, I My roommate is waiting for me outside the gate of your community! Go back quickly! See you tomorrow afternoon."
Sun Mengnan looked at Xiang Siyu's back, unwilling to leave for a long time.
~~~I am the dividing line of cuteness~~~
"Why did you come out so late? Little brat"
Xiang Siyu leaned back and leaned on the back of the passenger seat, "I'm talking about math test questions, I didn't expect time to pass so quickly."
"Is your master's grandson too naughty? Why do I feel that you are just doing coolies?"
Xiang Siyu turned his head to look at Qin Ju, and smiled, "It's not enough to work hard, but there is definitely some brainpower. I spent less than four hours this afternoon, and more than half of my brain cells must have died."
"Since it's been so hard, don't be a tutor for Sun Mengnan. If you're embarrassed to say so, I'll go talk to Professor Sun." Qin Ju said distressedly.
Xiang Siyu hurriedly shook his head, "No, please don't go to my teacher. In fact, making up lessons is not very tiring. You just need to fight that kid (Sun Mengnan) with wits and courage. But this is my first day, so I will get used to it slowly. Well, I am confident that I can straighten this crooked tree."
Hearing what Xiang Siyu said, Qin Yu had no choice but to agree, "Have you had dinner then?"
"Sun Mengnan ordered takeaway, by the way, Qin Han, have you eaten yet?"
"No, I just ate two ham sausages, three bags of spicy duck necks, one country bumpkin, and three small bags of crispy noodles. Hey! You can't do without dinner!"
Xiang Siyu: "......"
"In the last week, the school moved the gate control time forward by half an hour, do you know? Little brat," Qin Kui said, and hiccupped uncontrollably. The smell of instant noodles with spicy sticks filled the air instantly. In the car, Xiang Siyu almost choked to death.
Xiang Siyu squinted at Qin Yu, "I don't know, but I know you ate spicy noodles behind my back again. Didn't you say that spicy noodles are unhygienic? Why do you still eat them, and you still eat them?" A lot."
"I said that spicy sticks are unhygienic, but both of us are Weilong!"
Xiang Siyu: "......"
Qin Yu thought for a while and then said: "If I don't sacrifice myself, stand at the door of the dormitory, eat the spicy noodles while greedy for them, can the spicy noodles we bought be sold out so quickly? Besides, don't you think that The spicy strips are too flavorful!"
When Xiang Siyu thought of the picture of Qin Yu standing at the door of the dormitory with a serious face, waving spicy sticks with his big hands, soliciting business, he couldn't help but shudder, "Are you willing to sacrifice so much?"
"Look at what you said, if I didn't have time to drive, I would have knocked you out of my mind."
"But didn't you want to shout at the door of the dormitory that new products have arrived? Could it be that the sun came out from the north?"
"I call it a good thing to share with everyone. You don't know that the more you eat this spicy film, the more delicious it is. The more delicious it is, the more you want to eat it. It made my tongue two big blisters, but I still can't stop talking."
"Tell me honestly, how many packs of spicy sticks did you steal this afternoon?"
"Except for the sold ones, I wrapped up the rest. What's the matter? Do you want to eat too?" Just in front of a red light, Qin Ku stepped on the brakes.
"That's a lot, let me be honest, how many packs did you eat?" Xiang Siyu was not worried about the money, but worried that Qin Kui was just looking for a moment of pleasure, and he didn't know whether his stomach could bear it or not. .
Qin Yu actually only ate one pack. As for the two big blisters on his tongue, they were not caused by the spicy strips at all, but were left over after the spicy strips accidentally bit his tongue and his teeth scratched the tongue coating. Two marks, a little swelling.
"Let me think about it! Three packs? Five packs? Could it be eight packs?"
"Then you don't feel heartburn at all?" Qin Ju, the client, didn't care at all, but Xiang Siyu, who was suffering beside him, scratched his ears and cheeks and was burning with anxiety.
"What does heartburn feel like? Little brat," Qin Kui asked rhetorically.
"It's like the big sun in the dog days, passing through your body and directly hitting your heart, it's unbearably hot." This is based on Xiang Siyu's previous experience, deeply felt and expressed.
"So, you've burned your heart! Little brat"
"It's more than just being burnt. I almost didn't get burnt to death. In fact, it's quite embarrassing to talk about it. In the first year of high school, in order to save money, I bought ointment for my mother and took it continuously. A week’s worth of steamed buns are served with scallions, and they’re still the kind of dry land scallions, so spicy.”
Qin Ju turned the car around a corner, parked it on the side of the road, opened the door of the car without a word and walked down, opened the door of the co-pilot, and hugged Xiang Siyu down.
"What are you doing?" Xiang Siyu subconsciously wrapped his arms around Qin Ju's neck, afraid of falling off.
"It's too stuffy in the car, let's get down and get some air. Little brat"
"But the winter just started two days ago, I feel a little cold, what's wrong with you?"
"My heart burns." Qin Ju, who has always been fearless, felt heartache for the first time. It was not because of the bag of spicy strips, but because he felt so sorry for Xiang Siyu, as if it wasn't a kid who ate dry land onions , but he did.
Xiang Siyu thought that Qin Yu was on the rise, but he really burned his heart because he ate too many spicy strips, "How old are you? Can you still be possessed by greedy insects? Can't you just eat a pack? You have to eat it." There are so many, I will never eat spicy noodles again, and I will go to the hospital now."
Qin Yu just wanted to see Xiang Siyu worrying about him, so he deliberately said, "But I can't drive now."
If it wasn't for Qin Yu's 'uncomfortable' body, Xiang Siyu would have kicked him in the butt long ago, "What time is it? Why don't you just take a taxi?"
"It costs 80 yuan to take a taxi from here to the nearest hospital, or you can carry me!"
Xiang Siyu: "......"
"Just kidding you! Little boy, if I persist, I can still control the steering wheel."
"It's okay, I'll carry you on my back, come up." Xiang Siyu squatted down slowly, and hooked his fingers at Qin Ju.
"Are you sure you can move me? Little brat"
"I think back in the village, I even memorized dead pigs. What do you count as a mere one? Are you up or not?"
Qin Yu: "......"
Xiang Siyu had already seen that Qin Ju was deliberately teasing him, but he didn't tell the truth, but cooperated with him intentionally.
When Qin Kui clung to the little boy's back with great interest, Xiang Siyu's eyes were quick and his feet were quick, like a little frog suddenly leaping forward, and Qin Kui, who was unexpectedly behind, staggered forward. He staggered and almost knocked on the curb, knocking off his front teeth.
Without even looking at Qin Ju, Xiang Siyu got into the car straight away, looked out through the window, sulking alone.
~~~I am the naughty dividing line~~~
"I'm sorry, little brat, just talk to me!" Qin Ju hugged Xiao Muhu, looking pitifully at Xiang Siyu who was on the bunk and covered with a quilt.
"Humph!"
"Stop humming, you little brat, people who don't know think I'm raising Piggy in the dormitory!"
Xiang Siyu lifted the quilt on his head and body, sat up suddenly, and pointed at Qin Ju, "You are the piggy! No, pigs are so smart and cute, how can they be used to scold people? I You look like a wild boar. Hmph!"
Qin Yu: "......"
Xiang Siyu was already confused, and automatically excluded wild boars from the category of pigs, but Qin Yu was not confused, and giggled.
"What's so funny? Am I describing it wrong?"
"It's the first time I've heard that wild boars are not pigs. You little brat" said Qin Ju and put Little Misty on top of his head.
"Thousands of money can't buy me, I'm happy, I said wild boars are not pigs, you bite me?" Xiang Siyu could only pretend to be a dead duck with a hard mouth in order to cover up his embarrassment.
"That's what you said, little brat, don't admit cowardice for a while."
Xiang Siyu saw Qin Yu 'throwing' Xiao Mimu on the sofa, and immediately got under the covers again.
Qin Yu only used one move, and Xiang Siyu, who was 'fully armed', obediently poked his head out of his own accord.
"Didn't you say that the spicy strips are gone? Where did it come from?" Xiang Siyu was choked out of the quilt by a spicy strip in Qin Yu's hand.
"I still have one left to eat, no, use up everything, nothing wasted." Immediately afterwards, Qin Kui ate the spicy sticks in his hand in one bite.
"You just stuffed it into my quilt and just ate it? Don't you think it's dirty?"
Qin Yu shook his head, disapproving, "What's so dirty about it? It smells delicious!"
"I think you are a donkey dung, smooth on the outside and dirty on the inside." Xiang Siyu was still puzzled, and said again, "It's fake and clean, you can wash the pot with urine."
"Who did you learn these 'swearing' words from?" Qin Ju was not angry at all, but laughed out loud when he was scolded by Xiang Si.
"I learned from the village chief's uncle and his wife, what's the matter?" Xiang Siyu stared directly at Qin Que with angry eyes.
"What are you doing? Of course, squatting down with your pants off! But it looks like a kid who can juggle and can stand on the toilet." Qin Kui can't open which pot and which pot to lift. This little secret can be said to be a Siyu's minefield is absolutely untouchable.
Sure enough, when Xiang Siyu heard this, he immediately blew up, "Say it again if you have the ability."
Qin Yu: "I'm just stating a fact."
"Scholar can't be humiliated, I'll never finish with you tonight." Xiang Siyu climbed down from the bunk, chased Qin Ju, and started fighting in the dormitory.
Ten minutes later, just as Xiang Siyu had gone to great lengths to catch Qin Ju, before he could beat him up, he suddenly heard someone knocking on the dormitory door.
It was almost 11 o'clock in the evening. Basically, few people would knock on the door of 503 at this time. Qin Ju hugged Xiang Siyu to protect him behind him, but according to his personality, he would never be afraid and opened the door directly. At first glance, it was not someone else, but the dormitory teacher Ge Yanyan.
"It's so late, and I saw the lights in the dormitory of the two of you, why don't you sleep and catch lice?"
Xiang Siyu was quick to wit, "I found a big cockroach in the dormitory. I just focused on beating it. If I don't get rid of it, I wouldn't be able to sleep." After speaking, he deliberately glanced at Qin Que.
"I don't like cockroaches too much. Remember to get some cockroach medicine in my dormitory tomorrow. Classmate Xiang Siyu"
"Hmm! Thank you, by the way, it's so late, why don't you rest, teacher?"
Ge Yanyan cleared his throat and looked at Xiang Siyu. In fact, he didn't dare to look at Qin Yu directly. After all, the other party was too lethal. "I'm here to buy spicy noodles."
Xiang Siyu and Qin Yu: "......"
"Teacher, you came at such an unlucky time, the spicy strips have already been sold out."
"Then you guys should eat more tomorrow, and you will be refreshed after eating spicy sticks."
"Refreshing?" Xiang Siyu looked at Ge Yan strictly.
"Isn't it because of you little bastards! Recently, some students have jumped out of the bathroom windows on the first floor, either to go to the Internet cafe to rent a room, or" Ge Yanyan coughed twice at this point, and then said: "Anyway, you I understand, this is half an hour earlier without access control, I only dare to sleep at ease until 11:[-]."
"Then why don't you just lock the bathroom on the first floor?"
"You are so naive, Xiang Siyu. If I lock the bathroom door on the first floor, the students on the first floor want to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, and they have to go to the second floor. I will not be criticized by them tomorrow." Ge Strictly sighed, "Okay, don't bother you two anymore, go to rest early!"
"Teacher, then go slowly." Xiang Siyu closed the door, turned around, passed Qin Ju, picked up Little Misty, and left a sentence, "Go to sleep by yourself!" Then climbed onto the bunk again.
Qin Yu: "......"
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