Turn tears into rain of love

As the old saying goes, snakes coil their way, rabbits jump around, each has its own plans, but at this moment, Xiang Siyu's mind is full of thoughts on how to make Sun Mengnan, a 'damned calf', docile and obedient. Instead of being scolded by the other party like a "turtle grandson" like now.

"Can you have a little self-knowledge? Get out of here, my old man, my old man's old man, can't control me, what kind of onion are you? Besides, I really don't want to bully your mother because of your thin skin and tender flesh. ', then again, are you a boy? Don't be a beautiful girl disguised as a man!" As he said, Sun Mengnan tried to strip Xiang Siyu's clothes, so as to find out, in fact, he Just trying to change the way, trying to scare off the tutor.

Xiang Siyu had reached the point where he couldn't bear it anymore, and he didn't need to bear it anymore. With one hand, he tightly tightened the zipper of his jacket and sports jacket, and with the other hand, he randomly picked up a third-year math book from the table, without even taking his eyes off it. In a blink of an eye, he bent his wrist and smashed it to the back of Sun Mengnan's head, because he knew the location of the temple, but the most vulnerable part of the human body should never be touched with force.

This made Sun Mengnan stop his blatant "playing hooliganism" and looked at Xiang Siyu with an incredulous expression on his face, "How dare you hit me? I think you are impatient!"

Hearing this, Xiang Siyu got angry and slapped Sun Mengnan on the right side of the face, "There is no one who dares to call me Lao Tzu except my father."

"Fuck you, actually..." Before Sun Mengnan finished cursing, Xiang Siyu was furious. This time, he used more force than the last time. On Sun Mengnan's left face, five red finger prints suddenly appeared , "There is no one who dares to scold my mother, except my mother herself." Xiang Siyu paused for a moment, then continued with a look of disdain: "Didn't you even know about axis symmetry?"

"What do you mean?" Sun Mengnan could be said to have been slapped by Xiang Siyu's slap, and asked weakly.

Xiang Siyu couldn't help laughing, "Take your eyebrows and nose tip as a number axis, and the slaps on the left and right sides of your face can be said to be axisymmetric." Obviously, Xiang Siyu is lying nonsense, because It frightened Sun Mengnan, the boy who owed a beating.

Only then did Sun Mengnan come to his senses, the implication of Xiang Siyu's mouth, the acrimony, came out again, "Don't think that if you hit me, you can get away with it, I won't let go!" Thanks to you, I never beat women, but today I will make an exception."

Although Sun Mengnan deliberately provoked Xiang Siyu by saying that he was a girl, but Xiang Siyu didn't care, the corner of his mouth turned up slightly, and said in a deep voice: "It seems that you are not short-sighted, but such a good pair of hearts are actually blind, It’s all right if you don’t distinguish between right and wrong, but now you can’t even tell the difference between men and women, should I say you are short-sighted! Or is there a problem with your mind?”

Sun Mengnan answered Xiang Siyu confidently, "Look at the face, of course I can easily tell the gender of other people, but you! I really can't tell."

"I can't tell it's because your sinuses are slapped less and the blood supply to the brain is insufficient. For a middle school boy like you who has no brains, if you get a few more slaps, your heart will be as bright as a mirror." Si Yu spoke uprightly.

Let Sun Mengnan really take revenge on Xiang Siyu, but looking at such a pretty face, he really can't do it. In order to avoid the immediate loss of a hero, he can only temporarily wrong himself, "It seems that I have met an even-matched opponent today, so Let's go! How much money did my father give you? I'll give you double. As long as you don't leave this room, you can do whatever you like. As for me playing games or something, you don't care about me, how about it?"

Xiang Siyu actually felt in his heart that Sun Mengnan hadn't reached the point of no cure, at least, he didn't hit himself back, shook his head while speaking softly, trying to sound like a friend, tried to reason Convincing people, "You are so smart, why don't you study hard? 24 hours a day, except for sleeping and playing games, the rest of the time, how good it would be to read books!"

"How do I have time to read? You don't even know how busy I am?" Sun Mengnan said, and handed Xiang Siyu a drink in a rather doggy manner, because he had a small plan and wanted Xiang Siyu to stay and help him do homework.

"As a student, you don't have time to study, so where do you put your energy?" Xiang Siyu thought: Do you think I'm a three-year-old?Still dare to lie?

Sun Mengnan looked as if his brother had three thousand beauties in the harem, raised his eyebrows and looked at Xiang Siyu's boastful words, "Of course I put all my energy on picking up girls."

When Xiang Siyu heard this, he took a sip of the drink in his mouth, before he swallowed it, he couldn't hold back, and sprayed it out, splashed on Sun Mengnan's pants, and happened to land on the zipper of the jeans .

Without thinking about it, he took out a handkerchief from his trouser pocket and gently wiped the stain on Sun Mengnan's trousers, muttering to himself, "Sorry, or if you take it off, I'll wash it for you." Bar!"

"Teacher, you, don't wipe it." Sun Mengnan said hesitantly, motionless as if he was nailed to the stool.

Xiang Siyu didn't stop what he was doing, he was racing against time, because the 'mistake' was made by him after all, so naturally he had to do the aftermath work himself, raised his head, and glanced at Sun Mengnan, "What's wrong? If it is not wiped in time, it will not be washed clean."

Sun Mengnan didn't even dare to look into Xiang Siyu's eyes, and said shyly, "If you rub it again, there will be sparks. Teacher."

Xiang Siyu: "......"

Sun Mengnan went to the bathroom and changed into a new pair of pants, including underwear, and then walked to Xiang Siyu's side leisurely. However, at this time, he was no longer as cynical and unrestrained as before. On the desk, pretending to be obedient.

"I only scored 38 points in the math test, what do you think?" Xiang Siyu had already read Sun Mengnan's small test paper from beginning to end. To him, these test questions were simply drizzle.

Sun Mengnan thought for a while, then slowly replied: "Compared to those who got more than ten points in the test, my score is still average! Of course, this still needs to be improved."

Xiang Siyu was dumbfounded by Sun Mengnan's words, "The total score is 150 points, not 100 points, and not 50 points. The most annoying thing is that for the fifth multiple-choice question, you actually chose two options. Do you want to tease the math teacher?"

"But I think A and C are more pleasing to the eye, so it's not easy to choose at the moment! If so, it's better to choose both! Besides, since ancient times, heroes have played cards out of common sense. I call it unconventional. Road." Sun Mengnan had a big basket of self-excuses, and he could justify himself no matter what he said.

"Okay, let's turn to the multiple-choice questions first, and then talk about your big question." Xiang Siyu pointed to the first big question, "What's the use of you only writing one correct answer up? Do a question, how about the process? Did you eat it?"

"I know how to do it, why not write about the process! Wouldn't it be superfluous to take off your pants and fart?"

Xiang Siyu was almost left speechless by Sun Mengnan, "Although your final answer is correct, there is no process, and you still get zero points. This question is worth eight points."

"What's the matter with eight points? WhoCare?" Sun Mengnan also chewed a sentence in foreign language to show the magnanimity in his heart.

Xiang Siyu: "......"

～～～I am the dividing line of cuteness～～～

"Teacher, do you have a girlfriend?" This was the tenth time Sun Mengnan wentssip about Xiang Siyu tirelessly.

"Didn't I tell you! During the make-up class, don't ask questions that have nothing to do with textbook knowledge."

"Got it, teacher, by the way, do you have a boyfriend?"

Xiang Siyu: "......"

Sun Mengnan scratched his head for a while, looking at the test paper in his hand, it was no different from a heavenly book, "Teacher, maybe these questions know me, but I definitely don't know them, I'm about to match each other, can you combine work and rest?" ?”

"Of course there is no problem. Put aside the math test paper and memorize the chemical periodic table."

Sun Mengnan: "......"

"Don't look at me with that kind of look, who made you a senior in high school, and you still don't know what titanium and vanadium are?" Xiang Siyu was not laughing at Sun Mengnan, but was asking the truth.

"But our chemistry teacher didn't ask me to recite these two! Just say that I recite the important ones." Sun Mengnan said innocently.

"Then you can recite those so-called important chemical elements to me." Xiang Siyu thought in his heart, you little bastard, if you don't know it, you can't!I also dumped the blame on the chemistry teacher.

Although Sun Mengnan is a science student, the chemical knowledge in his head is not as good as the top students among liberal arts students. However, the chemistry teacher once circled him, and he can be said to memorize the two or several chemical elements by heart. , of course because he was fined to copy no less than a hundred times, so he naturally remembered it in his heart.

"Teacher, you have to prick up your ears and listen."

"Don't talk nonsense, don't waste time."

"Helium hydrogen lithium beryllium boron - ah! Carbon nitrogen oxygen fluorine neon - ah! Sodium magnesium aluminum silicon phosphorus - ah! Sulfur chlorine argon potassium calcium - yay!"

Originally, Sun Mengnan was still waiting for Xiang Siyu's praise, but he never expected that the other party's laughter and exaggerated body movements that made him lean forward and backward when he laughed.

Xiang Siyu usually has a good laugh, but this time, he was completely defeated by Sun Mengnan's 'innocence and innocence'.

"Am I reciting it wrong? Teacher"

"Can you explain to me, ah, ah, um, yeah, what kind of chemical elements are they? Who taught you to memorize them like this?"

"This is my 'unique recipe', teacher, and I think that it doesn't matter if it's a black cat or a white cat, as long as it catches mice, it's the same. Is that enough?"

"What about the other chemical elements? Don't you remember any of them?"

"Teacher, it took me two and a half years to memorize these twenty. Do you want me to memorize the others? Why don't you just give me a good time." Sun Mengnan spread his hands and shrugged. shrugged.

"You can memorize it, but you can't write it, so it doesn't work either." Xiang Siyu pulled out a piece of A4 paper from the desk and put it in front of Sun Mengnan.

"Teacher, you don't want me to write silently, do you?"

"Otherwise? Do you think I'll let you stack planes?"

Sun Mengnan: "......"

After 10 minutes, Xiang Siyu got a little impatient for waiting. Under Sun Mengnan's strong request, he turned his back to him, but it was only 20 characters. Even if he wrote it five times, he should write Come out, urging, "Can you stop working hard?"

"It's coming soon, it's coming soon, teacher, just wait a little longer."

Sun Mengnan held the pen in his right hand and didn't stop, but Xiang Siyu didn't know what he was messing with for the time being.

"Teacher, you can turn around now, Nuo, look." Sun Mengnan has done his job.

However, Xiang Siyu took the A4 paper, and just glanced at it, and almost lost his temper, "Is your Chinese class taught by an art teacher?"

"Of course not, but the Chinese teacher in our class, his wife is an elementary school art teacher." What a perfect answer, it is simply impeccable.

Xiang Siyu: "......"

"Teacher, some characters are rare. I can't write them. It's understandable. Don't worry too much about them."

"Except for oxygen, calcium, and carbon, are the other 17 characters all rare characters?"

"The other words, haven't I already expressed them in the form of pictures! Teacher"

"Do you think you are in the kindergarten class? You can read pictures and read? Why do you draw a feather? Do you still want to hold a chicken feather as an arrow?"

"No, no, the reason why I drew feathers first is because it can replace -hydrogen. Teacher"

"According to you, drawing a pear means lithium, and drawing a turtle means silicon."

"The teacher is worthy of being a teacher, and he can understand everything."

"Tell me, if I give this piece of paper to your father or my master, will it save me the trouble of beating you?" After finishing speaking, Xiang Siyu folded the A4 paper in his hand into small squares , into the trouser pocket.

"You can't be so dishonest! Teacher"

"Then you're playing tricks on me, are you real?" Xiang Siyu looked at Sun Mengnan expressionlessly, and his voice became stern.

Sun Mengnan scratched the back of his head in embarrassment, "Did you see it? Teacher"

Xiang Siyu changed his previous 'friendly' style of painting, sat upright, and frowned solemnly, "Say something you don't like to hear, with your IQ, I don't even need to lift my shoes."

"Teacher, don't be angry. I'm really just joking with you. Can't I write it right now?" Sun Mengnan was afraid that Xiang Siyu would leave the stall and leave. , beat the fuck up.

Xiang Siyu lost his temper for a while, and the effect was immediately different. I saw that Sun Mengnan wrote every word and every drawing in a neat and orderly manner, and there was not a single typo.

～～～I am the naughty dividing line～～～

Seeing Sun Mengnan earnestly correcting the wrong questions, Xiang Siyu on the side said earnestly: "Stop being angry with your father and grandpa, we are all close relatives, what's the point of hurting both?"

Sun Mengnan stopped the pen in his hand and sighed: "You know everything. Teacher"

Xiang Siyu nodded, "Since you don't want to study Chinese medicine, why don't you just choose a major you like for the college entrance examination next year?"

"But they don't think so. Teacher, you should know that including my great-grandfather, the three generations of our family have an indissoluble bond with Chinese medicine. It can be said that we are a family of Chinese medicine, but I am not interested in this at all. It can be said to be disgusting." Speaking of this, Sun Mengnan's eye circles were already a little red.

"But the separation between adults is not just because of your father's busy work." Xiang Siyu has already understood the root cause of Sun Mengnan's real rejection of studying through his master Sun Yanjing.

"But it's because of me, my father, that he devoted himself to the Sun's Chinese Medicine Clinic and didn't care about my mother's feelings at all. This forced my mother to choose to leave this house, and even I abandoned it. Isn't that Is the root cause of their divorce? Teacher"

"In your eyes, your father may be just a 'culprit' who made you feel the love of mother and father since childhood, but do you know? In the eyes of those with physical diseases, he is a person who can 'return to life', A conscientious doctor with superb medical skills is even rarer, I know that I am a bit selfish when I say this, but although your father sacrificed the 'Xiaojia', he saved countless everyone."

"So what? He was never what I wanted, that qualified father. I just wanted a rainy day, someone who could hold an umbrella for me, and who could carry my father when I was tired. But these, from childhood to adulthood, He never did it for me."

"If you are a girl, I think it is understandable to say so, but you are a man, you can ask your father, but you have to put yourself in your father's shoes, think about it for your father, does he want Did you grow up in a single-parent environment? Doesn’t he want to come and pick you up with an umbrella when it rains? Does he just want his former wife to go abroad?”

"But I don't want much at all, teacher, but my father is 365 days a year, and he can't wait to take root in the clinic 367 days, or else he won't even bother to talk to me, go home, have a meal, rush Just leave in the shower, is there a father like him?"

"Mengnan, don't get excited. Listen to me first. I have only worked part-time in the clinic for a week. Do you know how many people come to your father every day? It can range from 50 to 100. Number.

Many of them seek medical treatment from other places, so tell me, when these patients or their family members are eagerly begging your father to see a doctor for them so that they can live longer, of course, I am now It's about a seriously ill patient, can you refuse it in order to celebrate your child's birthday? "

"Is it true that he can't spare even a little time? Teacher"

"Your father often holds back his urine, takes time to drink water, or relies on others to remind him. Do you think he can make time? The burden on his shoulders is too heavy, and he can't help himself. These days, there are too few responsible doctors, and there are even fewer good doctors who are conscientious, use good medicine, and have a sense of responsibility. I hope you can understand and understand your father's difficulties."

"Teacher, but I'm really not interested in Chinese medicine. If he and my grandfather still force me to learn Chinese medicine, what should I do?"

"If you are really not interested in Chinese medicine, why can you memorize nearly 200 kinds of Chinese medicinal materials?

"I'm just bored and playing behind my back. Teacher"

"Even if you're bored playing behind your back, it can only prove that you have this talent, but the knot in your heart hasn't been solved yet."