Scumbag Survival Guide

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Then he suddenly realized what happened yesterday, and the smile stopped completely.

"Are you awake? I ordered tonkotsu ramen for lunch."

Xu Jiancheng looked as usual, as if he wasn't the one who kissed yesterday, nor the one he said he liked.

Forget it, that wasn't really a kiss at all.

"I didn't say I was going to have lunch here."

Xu Jiancheng was stunned for a moment, obviously not realizing that He Xiang would say that.

Although He Si is usually smiling, even if he is cold, he just doesn't speak, but when he opens his mouth, he is still very good at poking people's pain.

"This is hangover soup."

"This is Chuanbei Sydney."

Xu Jiancheng pushed the two bone china bowls forward.

Depend on……

Do you want to do this.

He Xiang couldn't bear this set the most, and felt that all his fangs and claws were scratching the cotton.

Xu Jiancheng pushed the two bowls forward again.

He seems to have to sit down.

After eating Chuanbei pears, He Sian just wanted to open his mouth when the doorbell rang again.

"It should be that the ordered ramen has arrived."

Xu Jiancheng got up and went to open the door.

He Si tapped the table with his right index finger unconsciously, thinking about what to say to Xu Jiancheng for a while.

I was so stupid last night, Xu Jiancheng said what he said, and now I have to borrow Xu Jiancheng's clothes, otherwise I would be able to leave this morning.

Xu Jiancheng put the ramen on the table.

The ramen is not served in the usual takeaway plastic box, but a Japanese-style solid wood bowl with a solid wooden tray.

When Xu Jiancheng put the tray on the table, He Sicai saw that there were two Japanese-style chopstick rests on it. The chopsticks were placed on the chopstick rests, and they were the kind of pointed chopsticks specially used for eating Japanese cuisine.

He Ru took it, and casually stirred the noodles with chopsticks, and stared at Xu Jiancheng who was opposite him from the corner of his eye.

It's like when you know that there is a girl in your class who likes you, even though you don't have feelings for her, you still can't help but pay attention to her every move, not to mention that Xu Jiancheng is a man, not to mention that you are not indifferent to Xu Jiancheng.

Maybe, there is still a little bit, a little bit of feeling.

He Ru found that when Xu Jiancheng ate the noodles, he first used the chopsticks to stir the noodles into a circle, rolled them on the tip of the chopsticks, then put them into the spoon, and finally ate them with the spoon.

"Why don't you eat it? Does it not suit your taste?"

He Ru shook his head, sandwiching noodles with chopsticks.

After eating the noodles, Xu Jiancheng thought of the two bowls of Yuanzi porridge in the kitchen.

Forget it, it's all cold.

Afterwards, the two of them went upstairs to look for clothes in the closet. Xu Jiancheng opened his clothes and left a small tuft of trousers beside him.

He Ruo picked an Adidas string label and found that it was his own size.

180 / 86A

I changed a few more and found it was still the same size.

In the end, He Xi still chose the stringing label for the first time.

The clothes are Xu Jiancheng's size.

Why does it seem that every time he wears Xu Jiancheng's clothes, the sleeves grow a little, and they have to be rolled up to fit.

As usual, Xu Jiancheng sent He Si to He Si's house downstairs, and then the two said goodbye.

The two seemed to be back when they first met, looking at each other without saying a word.

Why didn't he speak all the way, and he didn't know how to speak.

He Si went upstairs to open the door, and He Wenyuan was drinking water in the kitchen.

"Didn't go to school today?"

"Severe smog today, schools are closed."

"Where have you been?"

"Go back to school to get the book", why is it like lying and not drafting.

"Forgetful."

Just these four words were said by He Wenyuan through gnashing of teeth, fiercely.

It is said that the daughter is the lover of the father in the previous life, and the son is the benefactor of the father in the previous life.

He Si felt that he must be He Wenyuan's enemy in his previous life, and He Wenyuan came to seek revenge in this life.

He Si took a deep breath, "Be careful next time."

"Who was the boy downstairs just now?"

"classmate."

What else did He Wenyuan say, He Bi went into the room and closed the door, plugged in the earphones and started listening to the online class that he didn't finish yesterday.

A few minutes before the end of morning self-study, Xia Lian woke up the group of drowsy people underneath.

"Kids wake up."

Xia Lian put the book in his hand on the podium.

"Change seats every semester, and go to the podium in order to choose seats according to grades. Again, everyone is almost an adult, and you have to be responsible for yourself. Don't play with two people every day just to sit with your good friends."

He Si closed his sleepy eyes, and woke up immediately when he heard the shift.

Xia Lian opened the blackboard, revealing the white screen behind, punched in a form that had already been typed, and asked everyone to come up and fill in their names one by one.

Xu Jiancheng ranked first, so he should be the first to choose the seat.

Xu Jiancheng glanced at He Si when he got up, but He Si blocked it with a book.

As long as Xu Jiancheng was on the podium, the people below started whispering.The two people who want to be at the same table say hello in advance, but if the difference in ranking between the two is too big, there is really nothing to do if they are cut off in the middle.

Li Sipei turned around, He Ruo was pushed against the table again, but after being pushed for such a long time, he was basically immune.

"What is it like?"

Li Sipei covered his mouth with a book and whispered.

"Will you still sit here?"

He Bi didn't speak, but looked at her suspiciously.

"can you?"

Why didn't he speak.

Li Sipei lowered his head and whispered: "Is it... Is it because I'm too fat, I squeeze you every time."

"Why do you think so?"

He Ruo turned the pen in his hand.

Although this is also true.

The position in the last row is very embarrassing, it is not something you can move back if you want, especially the position near the door.

If He Si sat back, he would definitely get stuck in his chair when he opened the back door. He Si always had to give up his seat to people who came in from behind, and then he was too lazy to move the table forward, although every time Li Sipei As soon as he turned his head back and forth, he seemed to feel that the bones in front of his chest would be crushed, but he got used to it.

"Everyone who sat here before..."

"No", He Ruo interrupted Li Sipei's next words, "Why, I will continue to sit here."

Emotionally sensitive people are always extraordinarily vulnerable.

"Then the seat next to Xu Jiancheng has always been empty?"

Li Sipei opened his mouth to speak, but He Bi saw Xu Jiancheng coming over, and made a silent gesture to her.

He Si looked up, and Xu Jiancheng still chose the original position.

It was He Si's turn, he thought for a while, and then typed two words next to Xu Jiancheng, He Si.

Xu Jiancheng, He Si

After everyone has arranged their seats, they change rows again.

The purpose of changing rows is to prevent some students from always sitting on the far side and looking sideways at the blackboard for a long time, which may easily cause spine twisting and strabismus.

He seemed to switch from the side to the middle row.

In fact, he still blamed him for being reluctant to leave, after all how comfortable it is to lean against the wall, it is not warm in winter, but it must be cool in summer.

"You sit here?"

Why asked.

Xu Jiancheng took his seat, so he could only sit on the left.

position becomes

He Xiang, Xu Jiancheng

All right, all right, it doesn't matter.

He Ruo stuffed all the books in the desk, and the desk was clean, except for the math papers and a pen for the first class.

Then he lowered his head and started playing with his phone. He opened Moments and swiped.

Li Sipei reposted an article from a public account titled Love, Hate, Love and Hate in the Twelve Constellations

He Ru paused with his fingers, then quickly skipped over.

After waiting for a few seconds, he turned back in a strange way.

Love and Hate of the Zodiac

How to quickly find the Scorpio column.

Scorpio: Paranoid, black-bellied, mysterious, sexy, good at exuding charm but also dangerous.

Seeing these adjectives, He Si got goosebumps all of a sudden.

This zodiac sign tends to go to extremes

What is it like:?

It looks a bit cold at first glance

Maybe, at first glance Xu Jiancheng was quite cold, not easy to get in touch with.

If you give Scorpio a bad first impression, then he will keep a close distance from you in the future.

When he thought about it, it was true.

Scorpio never communicates without purpose.

What is it like:?

What can arouse the interest of Scorpio is either intelligence or beauty and temperament.

No way, He Ruo thought, this is too superficial.But Xu Jiancheng, cleverness, beauty and temperament, these three things are all accounted for.

He seemed to continue to scroll down.

Although Scorpio is a little lazy, he is still very persistent in certain things.

……

For example, to achieve a certain goal.

For example, chasing someone.

In the matter of love, Scorpio is persistent, long-term and persistent. Once a person is identified, it is a lifetime.

As long as it is you, no one will do.

When He Xiang saw this sentence, his hands trembled slightly.

If it's not you, anyone will do.

Damn, isn't this just a scumbag?

☆, Gypsophila

At this time, the math teacher asked someone to get up to answer the question, He Ruo hurriedly turned over the phone.

He didn't know when the math teacher came in, it was so miserable.

He Ruo didn't want to look for Xu Jiancheng, so he had to lower his head to avoid making eye contact with the math teacher.

"Li Sipei."

He Si let out a breath, fortunately it wasn't him, but soon his heart hung up again.If Li Sipei couldn't answer, the next one might be herself.

"What function image is this?"

He Ruyi brought it up with a heart, for fear that Li Sipei would not be able to answer.

"This is... this is a function image."

The whole class was silent for a while, and then burst into laughter. Some people laughed so hard that they hammered the table, and even the math teacher laughed so hard that he broke the chalk in his hand.

He Si smiled so much that he lay his head sideways on the table, just in time to meet Xu Jiancheng's eyes.

"It is said that when everyone laughs together, people who like you will look at you unconsciously."

When Jiang Huanqing said this to He Bi, he put his hands on the window sill, and He Si leaned on the table and looked at him, "Look at what the other party is doing?"

"I want to see you happy."

I want to see you happy.

The smile on He Ru's face stopped completely, and he turned his head awkwardly.

"Why, what function is this?"

He Li stood up, looked at the function image on the blackboard and said, "This is a positive function."

This is simply obvious.

Li Sipei smoked? ?

"Sit down," the math teacher continued, "and you, Li Sipei, please sit down!"

There was another burst of rustling laughter in the class.