Scumbag Survival Guide

He felt that someone was touching his eyelashes, it was so annoying, He Ruo thought to himself, but it was so gentle.

He Si's eyelashes are long, not only thick but also upturned. When I was a child, my classmates put pencil leads up, and I counted more than 20 eyelashes.

He opened his eyes quietly and found that it was Xu Jiancheng.

Xu Jiancheng seemed to find something interesting and novel, touching it horizontally for a while, and stroked it vertically for a while, as if he was scratching the strings of a harp.

He Si originally wanted to open his eyes suddenly to scare him and catch him, but he was afraid that Xu Jiancheng would poke his eyes into his eyes with a trembling hand, so he pretended to turn over in his sleep, with his face facing the wall. But I can't touch it.

wrong.

Whose arm is he resting on?

He Ru blinked and woke up suddenly, Xu Jiancheng was taken aback, because his arm was numb from He Ru's pillow, and he hadn't had time to retract it.

He actually slept on Xu Jiancheng's arm for half a class? !

"you……"

"I saw that you fell down with a brush, and your head would definitely be hit like this, so I put your arm as a pillow for you."

He Si was moved at first, and then felt a little guilty. He started to pinch Xu Jiancheng's right arm like a little daughter-in-law.

"is this OK?"

It seems that he has never been pinched by anyone, so he doesn't know the severity.

Xu Jiancheng propped his head with his left hand, looking at He Xiang from the corner of his eyes.

He could clearly see his own eyes reflected in Xu Jiancheng's pupils, and He Si's heart contracted violently again. This time was different from the one in class. Yes, this time I felt a real palpitation, as if something trickled out of my heart.

No way.

"Uncle Xu, do you think I'm okay with kneading?"

He Ruo lowered his head and asked in a panic while pinching.

Xu Jiancheng didn't answer.

"what?"

He Ru raised his head and asked, then pinched again heavily.

Xu Jiancheng still looked at him with a smile.

When Xu Jiancheng smiled slightly, there was always a line that was neither deep nor shallow on the lying silkworm.

He Si looked at Xu Jiancheng, and Xu Jiancheng looked back at himself with a smile.

Xu Jiancheng smiled, and the stripes under his lying silkworm got deeper, and his eyebrows and eyes were curved like crescent moons.

So gentle.

If the little deer in other people's heart is pounding, then the little deer in He Niang's heart may have been pounding and concussed.

"Why, your political paper."

"Ah, thanks."

He Ruo recovered from the downtime and took the paper.

When He Ni was doing his homework at night, he could hear He Wenyuan's roar through the door.

"I only have this one chance in my life. This is a good springboard. I will definitely be promoted when I come back..."

"The old men in the office are struggling to get there, and now the opportunity finally falls on me..."

"No one can stop me. It seems that he is already a sophomore in high school and can take care of himself."

"Senior year? What happened to the third year?! The third year is going to spoil him?"

"I also said that I didn't raise him, because I was away all the year round, but I also paid you child support?"

"Don't think you have enough money? Let me calculate it for you from the beginning. He Ruan went to the best bilingual kindergarten in Q City when he was young. It costs [-] a month. How much is our salary? After going to elementary school, he started to take extracurricular classes. What violin, English..."

It started again, it started again.

……

After a while, He Wenyuan knocked on the door of He Si's bedroom, "I'm going to be transferred for about two years, and you may be the only one at home during this time, and I will leave money for you at home, you see..."

"Well, okay, I see."

He seems to reply

He Wenyuan closed the door embarrassingly.

After a while, Shen Huan called again, "He Bi, your father will be transferred for two years, and he may not be able to come back before your college entrance examination. You have to eat and live there by yourself, and call your mother if you have anything to do." Call, mom will go over, you are already an adult..."

He Si replied humbly, turning the paper clatteringly in his hand.

Just when he was about to hang up the phone, he asked when He Wenyuan would leave.

"In the second half of the year, mom doesn't know the exact time."

He Ruo hung up the phone, looked at the physics problems in the book for a while, and was stunned for a while, his mind was empty.

The lights on the roof were flickering, maybe the ballast was broken.

He Si rubbed his eyes, got up and turned off the light, leaving only a bright yellow desk lamp on, illuminating a corner of the desk. He was lying on the desk, too lazy to move, as if he had schizophrenia, and all his strength was drained from his body Unknowingly, it flowed out, and I was tired just holding a pen.

☆, Sunset Boulevard

A week before the exam, City B issued a red alert for heavy air pollution, and then the Education Commission issued a notice requiring primary schools and kindergartens to suspend classes for three days, and middle schools to implement flexible teaching.

It was still three o'clock in the morning when the notification was sent, and He Ruan just lay down and fell into a deep sleep.

"Dididi - Didi"

The cell phone next to the pillow vibrates and rings in unison, vowing to wake He Ruo up.

"Hey."

Wu You: "What is it like! Still sleeping! Classes are suspended!!! Wake up and cheer up!!! Exciting battlefields are waiting for you!!"

He Xiang: ...

Although classes have been suspended, R Middle School, which is the city's key point, has set an example by launching online courses, aiming to ensure that "study does not stop when classes are suspended."

He Ru looked at the online lessons on the notebook, and the school had to make a rule to read them all, otherwise... otherwise...

Really, which idiot came up with such a method.

He Ru put his legs on the table, leaned on the back of the chair, coupled with video hypnosis, and fell asleep leaning against the person.

"Didi - Didi"

He seemed to wake up suddenly.

"Which brat is looking for my father??"

Wu You: "How is it! Come out and be happy!"

"No, you are not sleepy."

From three o'clock in the morning this morning, He Xiang and Wu You have been traveling in the exciting battlefield until dawn.

In addition, after he didn't get up this morning and was bombarded by He Wenyuan's violent temper, he almost died on the spot.

"I'm not sleepy. When can't I sleep? I have to waste this good time. Look outside! It looks like it! The sun is shining brightly and the sky is clear! Do you have the nerve to sleep on such a fine day?! Did you sleep soundly?!"

He Ru glanced at the sky outside the window, it was cloudy and foggy, the floor was half covered in clouds and mist, buffed with immortal energy.

"There's no sun outside..."

"It doesn't matter whether there is sun or not, the important thing is to be dry. There is a new air factory trampoline party hall near the school, and it can also play VR!!! Everyone go!!!"

When He Xiang heard about VR, his heart moved, "Is Xu Jiancheng going?"

"You go and he goes!"

The trampoline hall was much bigger than what He Xiang had imagined. After they collectively bought the anti-slip socks and put on the wristbands, the girls chattered and went to the locker to put their bags. Most of the boys only took a mobile phone, so did He Xiang.

He Si and Xu Jiancheng sat on a chair beside them and put on non-slip socks.

He Xiang asked, "What size shoes do you wear?"

"45"

"No. 45?? Is your foot a boat? But it doesn't look much bigger than mine."

Xu Jiancheng stretched out his feet and asked He Si to put them up for comparison.

"Are you two elementary school students?"

Wu You asked while holding up the shoes.

After stepping on it, He Ru stretched out his foot, "It's really big. Wu You, how big are your feet?"

Wu You replied, "No. 43 and a half."

"We are the same age, Xu Jiancheng's feet are really as big as a boat."

The trampoline area is divided into several pieces, with a large rectangular trampoline in the middle and small trampolines scattered around.

A big trampoline can also withstand several people jumping together at the same time, but a small trampoline can't. If two people jump together, they will have to roll over.

Xu Jiancheng lacked interest in this kind of thing, but he couldn't help but seem restless.

"Robbery!"

Taking advantage of Xu Jiancheng's inattention, He Si jumped up from behind, and the two of them fell into the sponge pool together.

The sponge pool was soft and deep, and the two fell and were soon submerged by the sponge and sank into it.

He Si took advantage of the chaos and touched Xu Jiancheng's abdominal muscles.

Strange elastic.

Xu Jiancheng hid for a while.

"Can't touch it anymore?"

He seemed to touch it a few more times.

He didn't have one himself, and he really wanted to touch it, but he didn't know who to touch except Xu Jiancheng.

"I'm afraid that the gun will go off by accident."

He Xiang: ...

Is it so easy to misfire...

Wu You first pretended to knock a few times, then climbed onto the trampoline and asked the two people in the sponge pool, "There is also a private theater here that can be ordered. The squad leader asked me to check public opinion and ask you what you want What are you looking at?"

"I can do it, and obey the organization's arrangement."

He Xiang said.

"Me too."

Xu Jiancheng continued.

Wu You let out a wow, and muttered something when he got up.

"What did you say?! Wu You!"

He seemed to be amused, "Husband sings, husband follows?!"

He Ru put his hands together and came up from the sponge pool, "I can't beat you to death!"

After he finished arching Wu You, he found that Xu Jiancheng could not be found when he came back.

"Xu Jiancheng?"

"See Cheng slowly slowly?"

Suddenly one hand grabbed He Ru's ankle and pulled him into the sponge pool again.

by

"Why are you so bad?"

He Si lay on Xu Jiancheng's body, his head was slightly offset from Xu Jiancheng's, but a lot of hair ends fell on Xu Jiancheng's face.

Surrounded by sponge blocks of various colors, there is a secret world separated from the outside.

"Ah, why are you so bad?"

He Ruo got closer again, their foreheads almost touching their foreheads.

He saw Xu Jiancheng's pupils dilated for a moment.

Xu Jiancheng doesn't like himself, does he?

As soon as this thought came out, it was like soda popping out, bubbling out unstoppably.

He Ru felt that it was not interesting after playing for a while, so he dragged Xu Jiancheng to play on the devil slide next to him.

He is already a sophomore in high school, so why does he play on the slide like a kindergarten kid? Sliding once is not enough, and he slides over and over again.

Xu Jiancheng sat next to the ocean ball below and looked at He Sihua, just like a parent.

He Si slid to Xu Jiancheng's side again, "Do you not like playing with these things?"

"No."

"You sit here motionless, just like a parent looking after a child."

Xu Jiancheng was amused by He Bi's description.

"is it?"

"Really", He Sidao, "Don't you really feel bored?"

Xu Jiancheng shook his head.

He Bi slipped again, this time he glanced sideways at Xu Jiancheng in a strange way.

He was actually laughing.

The upward arc of the corner of the mouth was very small, maybe Xu Jiancheng himself didn't realize that he was smiling.

No way.

Until Wu You came and told them to go to the movies.

"Look at what?" He Xiang asked

"Marvel? Or DC? I don't know, let's see."

This theater understands the thoughts of young people very well. The small boxes and big leather chairs also provide snacks and drinks, and they can also sing K and play games. There are also XBOX and PS4 where you can play freely.

The couples in the class are all nestled in the double seat, chattering about you and me.

He Si and Xu Jiancheng sat at the back, and the air was filled with the fragrance of April Cotton, which smelled hundreds of times better than public cinemas in other business districts.

Unexpectedly, they chose the horror movie "A Quiet Place"

It tells the story that human beings are threatened by mysterious creatures, and the mysterious creatures are located according to the sound. Once human beings accidentally make a sound, they will be strangled immediately. The family lives carefully in this absolute silence.

The lights are dim, and the smell of April cotton is very comfortable, faint, neither strong nor colorful.

Why didn't he sleep all night, and couldn't help but start to feel drowsy, not to mention that the movie was almost silent throughout.

From the corner of his eye, Xu Jiancheng caught a glimpse of the fat man mumbling something while tossing and turning to find a comfortable position.

He leaned closer and listened.

"So sleepy, so sleepy... so sleepy, so sleepy, so sleepy."

Xu Jiancheng turned He Si's head over and placed it on his shoulder.

It may be that Xu Jiancheng's breath swept He Si's ears, and He Si kept trying to scratch his ears in his dream.

Xu Jiancheng had no choice but to look ahead.

Without the disturbance of sound, He Ruo could sleep even more in a mess.

When he woke up, He Ru found himself wrapped in a cashmere blanket and arched on the seat like a ball.

A few people stayed in the movie hall, and changed to "Sunset Boulevard"

Old-fashioned black-and-white film, considered the pinnacle of Billy Wilder.

"Three six!"

"Three points!"

……

He Ru shrugged his nose, the smell of April cotton mixed with Nordic cedar.

Nordic cedar still has the upper hand.

Like fresh snow falling on the pine branches, mixed with the icy water vapor of the Arctic Ocean, it swept over the sky.

"woke up?"

Xu Jiancheng put down his phone and handed He Bi a bottle of Evian.

He Ruo took it over and found that the bottle cap had been unscrewed.

Wow, boyfriend power max

He Ru raised his wrist and looked at his watch, it was already three o'clock in the afternoon.

"hungry?"

He Xiang shook his head.

"I asked you if you wanted lunch, but you said no."

"is it?"

He Xiang slept so hard that his bones were crisp, and he didn't remember this incident at all.

"How can I play xbox?"

He Ru swiped his phone and saw that they posted pictures of playing xbox in the group.

"This way."

It turned out that it was next to the theater.

The squad leader seemed to be here, so he gave him the xbox in his hand, and went to play ps4 with Wu You.

He Ni returned to the menu on the main interface, flipping through the game aimlessly, "What do you want to play?"

"I also can."

GTA

"Okay."

The initial task is to hijack the car on the transport vehicle. One person drives to control the distance from the transport vehicle, while the other jumps onto the transport vehicle at the right time.

"Are you going to drive or carjack?"

"I also can."

"You can do whatever you want, every time."

"Always let me choose first," He Bi murmured softly again, "I'll drive, you hijack the car."

……

"No way, this transport vehicle drives so fast?!"

"Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!"

"Don't jump yet!"

"My pot my pot."

"I was wrong brother."

"I'm not human!"

"Kill this girl to death!"

……

After playing for about 45 minutes, it was all about He Xiang driving.

Xu Jiancheng jumped three times in total, and fell to his death because He Bi didn't control the distance between the cars.

He Ru put down the handle, "Food is the original sin..."

Xu Jiancheng switched to single player mode, "I'll help you."

"How to help……?"

Xu Jiancheng put down his handle, patted his leg, and motioned for He Si to sit over.

"Unspoken rules?"

"Unspoken rules."

He Si was amused by Xu Jiancheng's serious face.

"Dive and dive."

Not sure who dives whom?

He Si sat between Xu Jiancheng's legs, and Xu Jiancheng surrounded He Si with his whole body.

Xu Jiancheng's hand wrapped around He Xiang's and pressed the handle.

He Si looked at Xu Jiancheng dashing left and right in the traffic all the way, perfectly making the npc jump onto the transport vehicle.

Complete the task in one go.

"Wow!"

Xu Jiancheng stuck it to the back of He Si's neck and said, "Just practice more."

Seen from a distance, Xu Jiancheng looks like a big cat holding He Xiang's soft cub in its mouth.

☆, Yan Xian

"Practice more?"

When He Ru turned his head, his lower lip brushed against Xu Jiancheng's.

Second time.

Xu Jiancheng didn't even hide.

He might like me, otherwise how could he not even hide.

He seemed to forget what he was going to say next, and also forgot that the two of them had to separate.

In this posture, Xu Jiancheng stuck out his tongue and licked He Si's lips.

He Ru's pupils shrank suddenly, and his curled eyelashes seemed to be frightened straight, "Aren't you!"

He Si looked around, then lowered his voice again, and said quietly: "... like me?"

"How did you see that?"

How did you see it, ah.

These eight words made He Ruo's mind go blank, no less than when an asteroid hit the earth, it made him feel top-heavy and top-heavy.

It took a long time for He Ruo to find his own voice, "Is...is it?"

In December, the point of direct sunlight crosses the equator and gradually moves toward the Tropic of Capricorn.

It was getting dark early in City B, leaving only a few purple afterglows.

After everyone finished playing, they were not ready to go to the bar upstairs to have a good time.

"If you have wine today, you will be drunk today, how many days are the days of wandering!"

"Exotic style, swing first. Shake!"

"Who ordered the song, why is it so stupid, it's so stupid that it explodes, it's embarrassing."

"Great vulgarity and elegance, the extreme soil is trendy, okay?!"

"Okay, okay, you talk too much, you are right, you are awesome."

……

He seemed to be chased upstairs by Wu You and the others.

"I haven't finished my homework yet."

"It's as if one of us did our homework."

"Who is a decent person doing homework?"

……

He Si was squeezed into the middle of the deck, with Xu Jiancheng next to him.

Embarrassed.

However, Xu Jiancheng looked innocent, talking to the people beside him, but it seemed that he had a ghost in his heart.

The waiter brought the wine list, He Bi looked through it, and ordered a Long Island iced tea.

Xu Jiancheng turned his head and asked him, "Drink often?"

"Not often."

He Si almost bit his tongue when he said these four words.

Xu Jiancheng said to the waiter, "Change to an angel's kiss."

Xu Jiancheng ordered a sea salt mint mojito, and the group ordered Jager and a dozen Budweisers.

Angel's Kiss wine is as its name suggests, the bottom layer is like a diluted pink salt lake, magnificent and romantic, covered with a layer of white fresh cream, like clouds on the lake.

He seemed to take a sip of drink.

sweet.

"Want to taste mine?"

Xu Jiancheng pushed the mojito in front of him towards He Si, "I haven't touched it yet..."

Before Xu Jiancheng finished speaking, he laughed.

He stretched out his left hand and gently wiped the cream on He Ni's lips, "Like a cat."

"I……"

He seemed like a balloon that had only been punctured, deflated with a bang.

I really don't understand Xu Jiancheng.

"Xu Jiancheng?"

Someone in the booth next to him yelled.

All the boys in their class turned towards the direction of the voice.

The first thing He Sian saw was that the other party's hair was dyed conspicuously yellow. It is estimated that this kind of yellow hair must be bleached at nine to ten degrees before it can be dyed.

Then came the face, but that face was hidden in the dim light.

This person was wearing the uniform of their school's International Department.

Wu You, who was sitting by the side shaking the dice, stopped, "Yan Xian?"

Yan Xian looked aside and Wu You said, "After all these years, you are still Xu Jiancheng's little tail."

The tone of these words was a bit harsh, Wu You was unexpectedly not angry or anxious to defend, but just looked at the other party silently.

He Ruo couldn't get used to not seeing Wu You giggling for a while, but he didn't make a sound, and the people behind him didn't make a sound.

No one dared to be a peacemaker between them.

Yan Xian laughed and sat directly next to Wu You.

Under the dim light, He seemed to be able to clearly see Wu You's Adam's apple moving up and down.

nervous?

It wasn't until Yan Xian sat up that He Si could see his appearance clearly.

Yan Xian's facial features are very straight, the lines of the entire face are clean and sharp, and he has an aggressive appearance, not to mention that he has shaved his head.

It is said that the cropped head is the only criterion for judging the value of the face. Without a hairstyle to cover up, it is easy to expose the shortcomings of one's facial features, but for Yan Xian, she is simply impeccable.

"Yan Xian, so you are here."

A few girls shouted not far away.

These girls are also students of the International Department, and there is a girl He Sian also knows, named Cai Xuanyan, who is one of the leaders in his aircraft model club.

Apparently the girl also remembered He Si, and waved at He Si, who smiled at her.

"Come on, sit down"

Yan Xian said to the girls behind him.

"is it okay?"

the girls asked.

Several boys looked at Xu Jiancheng, Xu Jiancheng nodded, and then several boys waved their hands one after another. What's the point of a group of old men drinking by themselves.

Yan Xian ordered another dozen Budweisers.

Someone in the first class couldn't help asking: "Why are you wearing school uniforms?"

Cai Xuanyan replied: "The school just organized us to listen to the lecture."

"Lecture, what lecture?"

Ji Ying asked again.

Ji Ying also looks like a dog, but she just likes to hook up with girls, cleverly acting on the occasion, and breaking up the drama; but as simple as Li Sipei, she is still in the drama.

"Lectures on the IB curriculum."

Cai Xuanyan replied

Ji Ying and his group of boys chatted enthusiastically with the girls from the International Department in a short while, only the atmosphere between Yan Xian, Xu Jiancheng and Wu You was still cold, why didn't they want to be inserted into the circle of those boys and girls, and sat beside them Talk, just listen.

Wu You asked Xiang Yanxian, "When did you return to China?"

"What? I'm not welcome back home?"

"How come? It's just that there are so many international schools in city B...why did you choose R?"

Indeed, R is indeed a top-notch high school if you follow the path of ordinary high schools taking the college entrance examination, but if you look at the rankings of international high schools, R is not outstanding.

"I can pick whichever I want."

Yan Xian said lazily, "We have been friends for more than ten years anyway, don't be dumbfounded, I didn't clean up my dust when I returned to China, I have to make up for it today."

Yan Xian handed Xu Jiancheng a bottle of Budweiser, and motioned him to blow it up.

Xu Jiancheng didn't answer, Yan Xian's hand was hanging straight in the air, Wu You still took it, but put it on the table without blowing.

"Okay, don't give me face, right?"

Yan Xian leaned back on the sofa, the purple beam light hit his face, making the smile on the corner of his mouth extraordinarily careless.

"It's really a tree falling and a monkey scattered. As soon as my dad goes in, you're going to make trouble, right? Xu Jiancheng, ask yourself, is your family a credit for my dad going in, and you, Wu You, don't be so hypocritical. Step on me Dad has gone up, is your Xu family still comfortable in this seat?"

Yan Xian suddenly raised the volume.

The men and women next to them were having fun, but when Yan Xian yelled so unexpectedly, everyone fell silent.

He Ruo didn't show anything on his face, but his heart skipped a beat. He picked up the cup in front of him and took a sip to calm down the shock, but he coughed earth-shatteringly.

Xu Jiancheng waved to the waiter, "Bring a cup of hot milk."

Damn, I got it wrong.

This is from Xu Jiancheng.

The sea salt on the rim of this glass was too bitter.

He Si frowned, because of his thinness, there was a dimple on his brow.

Yan Xian's five fingers gradually squeezed the glass in his hand tightly, and the veins on the back of his hand were all exposed. After a while, he picked up his school uniform jacket and strode away.

"Hey, Yan Xian, Yan Xian"

Cai Xuanyan called.

With Ji Ying's words still in her mouth, Cai Xuanyan picked up her coat and hurriedly followed.

Most of the remaining girls from the international department are veterans of wine shops, and they smoothed things over, "Come on, let's continue playing dice and dice."

So they asked the waiter to bring some more dice cups and dice.

He Si hasn't played before, and the others are obviously veterans. A girl from the international department eagerly sat next to He Si, "Come on, let me teach you."

"I'll teach."

Xu Jiancheng, who was sitting on the side, said.

He Ru held a cup of hot milk and nodded mechanically.

The milk was frothed too much.

The girl opposite touched her nose, feeling a little embarrassed, Wu You sat next to the young lady and said, "Miss sister, come here, I will play with you."

The girl smiled immediately.

"There are five dice in each dice cup, then cover and shake."

Xu Jiancheng demonstrated while talking, "If I call four twos, you can look at your dice cup and guess if I'm right. If I lose, I drink, if you lose, you drink."

He Si has a general understanding of the rules, but after all, he is a fledgling, especially when they sometimes cheat, purposely yell up, lure He Si to also go up and then fire him, after drinking two glasses, He Si will also cheat , They started to shake the leopard again, and the shaking method of the dice cup was simply overwhelmed.

He Ruo whispered wow.

Xu Jiancheng glanced at him, and began to shake the flowers.

"No, Brother Xu!"

Wu You exaggeratedly said, "Whoever loses will drink."

The bar closed at two o'clock in the morning, and the group played until the end, drank all kinds of meat and eight vegetables, and said goodbye with their tongues open.

"See you at school tomorrow."

"See you tomorrow."

"Fuck, I haven't written my homework yet."

Wu You stood under the street lamp and muttered.

He seems to be a little over the top.

It is easier to get drunk when milk and wine are mixed together.

He Si leaned on the other side of the street lamp and said with his tongue out, "I...I haven't finished writing..."

He took out his mobile phone and looked at it. It was another notification from the Education Committee that the start date of school had been postponed.

"Wu You...Wu You? It's heavy...severe smog again. Tomorrow...we won't be able to go to school."

"Wu worry?"

He Ni turned to look at Wu You.

Wu You took advantage of the moment when He Ruo was reading the text message and turned to the other side, and started a fight with those boys.

"Damn X, 200 direction 200 direction, there are snipers! Hurry up and get down on the ground, hide behind the tree!"

The people who came out of the bar together and were still waiting for the bus were shocked.

"Sorry, sorry, this is too drunk."

The boys in the class quickly apologized to the people around them.

Wu You was lying on the side of the electric pole next to the road, holding on to the electric pole desperately.

It’s been 1 years since a monkey changed me, and I became a monkey by a catty and a half.

Wu You is completely drunk.

"listen!"

What is it like:? ?

Wu You bowed her ears to the ground, "The voice of awm!"

He Xiang: ...

He Xiang stuck it next to Wu You's ear to imitate UMP9's voice for a while.

Wu You: "Ah! I'm a box. Don't forget...don't forget to lick my box..."

It's pretty realistic.

Wu You managed to be quiet for a while, and then began to mumble something like a silkworm chrysalis again, arching her body and twisting and turning.

"string...string"

What is it like: "?"

"string..string"

He Si bent down and brought his ear to Wu You's mouth.

Xu Jiancheng had just bought sober medicine from 7-11 across the road, picked Wu You up with one hand, and stuffed him with a bottle of water.

"The car is here."

Wu You and Xu Jiancheng's house were in two different directions. Xu Jiancheng stuffed Wu You in first, and then took He Si into another car.

"Where are we... where are we going?"

Probably because of being drunk, He Si always shows a little pink tongue tip when talking with his tongue out.

"go home."

"go home?"

He Si tilted his head, his cold hat tilted, "Whose house are you going back to?"

Xu Jiancheng straightened He Si's cold hat, and said to him, "Go back to our home."

Xu Jiancheng opened the door with He Si in his arms.

The orange cat jumped out from the darkness, jumped onto He Si's shoulder with the help of the shoe cabinet a few times, and touched the switch behind him, and the light in the living room flickered on.

He seemed to be taken aback, and suddenly woke up from the wine.

The orange cat looked like a small ball, but I didn't expect it to be so heavy.

He Si didn't care if he would be caught by the cat, pinched the back of his neck, lifted him down, and hugged him like a child.

"You said earlier that this is a cat raised for your friend. Is that friend Yan Xian?"

why ask

"That's it."

Xu Jiancheng replied

That's right.

What He Ruo wanted to say twirled on the tip of his tongue and swallowed again.

"Are you taking a shower?"

"Let's wash."

In fact, He Xiang is a bit lazy, but after all, he will sleep on someone else's bed for a while, and it is not good to smell of alcohol.

He reluctantly put the cat on the ground, and Xianxian still grabbed He Xiang's trousers without letting go of his claws.

"Want me to help you?"

He Xiang shook his head hastily, "It's just a little drunk, a little drunk. It's not...not so drunk yet."

Xu Jiancheng licked Huya, "Just take off the clothes and throw them in the clothes basket. Let Auntie wash them, and I'll bring them to you when school starts."

Xu Jiancheng picked up Xianxian from He Ru's trousers, "All the toiletries are prepared for you, and they are all placed on the sink."

"Are there... more rooms?"

He Xiang asked as he walked towards the bathroom.

Xu Jiancheng paused, "Before we..."

But then he changed his rhetoric, "Yes, but you should sleep with me, I'm afraid you'll feel like vomiting in the middle of the night."

"Not so much."

He Ru stood at the door and looked at Xu Jiancheng who was holding the cat.

"I'm afraid you will suffocate, just in case."

"Fine……"

Xu Jiancheng seemed to have entered the bathroom, lifted the cat in his arms, stared at Xianxian for a while expressionlessly, and finally ended with Xianxian begging for a soft meow.

"Why don't you blow your hair?"

Xu Jiancheng frowned.

"I never blow it, I just sleep directly. Anyway, my hair doesn't grow long, so it will dry in a while."

Xu Jiancheng entered the cloakroom and opened the door of the cabinet. He Sian discovered that there was still a lot of space inside the cabinet, and there was a bathroom and a small milky white dressing table inside.

Xu Jiancheng took out the hair dryer from the drawer of the dressing table and motioned for He Si to sit over.

"I'll do it myself."

Xu Jiancheng said incredulously, "I'll come."

He Ruo slowly moved over and sat on the chair of the dressing table.

The light was dim, and Xu Jiancheng behind him turned on the switch and began to blow He Si's hair slowly. He put He Si's hair under the hot wind with his hands, and changed the wind direction of the hair dryer as soon as his hands got hot.

The time of mastering is very suitable, and it is just right, and it will not cause the scalp to burn because of being in the same place for too long.

He Si looked at Xu Jiancheng's slender fingers running through his hair.

Thoughts that had been suppressed before rose up again like bubbles.

What the hell is this?

What the hell are he and Xu Jiancheng?

A mess.

"All right."

Xu Jiancheng said.

Interrupting He Si's wandering thoughts, Xu Jiancheng stretched out his hand to comb He Si's hair, trying to push down that disobedient hair, but that hair was quite tenacious and would rather bend than bend.

"you……"

He Bi looked at Xu Jiancheng.

Xu Jiancheng was wearing a gray flannel nightgown, the belt was loosely tied around his waist, which made He Ru feel a little hot in his heart.

"It's okay, you can talk about it later when you think about it."

"Good night."

Xu Jiancheng left a bedside lamp behind.

He Ru rubbed the pillow, hummed nasally, and fell into a dream.

Xu Jiancheng was not in a hurry to sleep, he took out his mobile phone and found the photo he just took at the entrance of the bar.

He Xiang leaned against the street lamp, probably because he was too drunk, the corners of his mouth were raised, and he looked dazed, like a lost kitten.

Xu Jiancheng then made a move that Wu You and the others would be horrified if they saw it.

He kissed the person in the photo across the screen.

Then smiled shyly.

After the kiss was not enough, I used the drawing tool that came with the iPhone to draw a red line under He Si's nose.

Pretending to be a nosebleed.

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Xu Jiancheng didn't expect He Bi to be able to sleep so well.

He cooked red bean barley porridge as usual, and prepared a bowl of Chuanbei and pear soup as usual.

After asking Aunt Shen for advice, I don't know how many bowls I boiled down, and finally I was able to leave the teacher.

It's also a pity that the Xu family's family is very ordinary and wealthy, so they can use the wild pine fritillary that costs several thousand yuan per catty as a practice hand.

After simmering on low heat for about an hour, Xu Jiancheng took a pair of white sandalwood chopsticks and poked the pear slightly to see that the pear was really soft after being cooked slowly before turning off the fire.

It is ten o'clock.

He seems to be still sleeping.

It was really late yesterday.

Xu Jiancheng waited for a while, and suddenly remembered that he seemed to drink again last night.

I should make another bowl of hangover soup.

It might be too late to call Aunt Shen at this point. Xu Jiancheng looked it up on the Internet, and he couldn't do anything too complicated, but he did have olives and green plums. He wasted some time frying olives and green plums, extracting juice and adding sugar.

After finishing it, I found out that it was lunch time.

He seems to be still sleeping.

Xu Jiancheng rubbed his water-stained hands on the gray cotton apron helplessly, and went downstairs.

He seems to like noodles.

Xu Jiancheng looked at the soup on the table, hesitated for a while, and then called to order the tonkotsu ramen.

He seemed to wake up naturally.

After rolling around on the bed with his eyes closed and wrapped in a quilt, he realized that the bed was not that big, and it was not the bed in his rented house at all.

Throwing off the quilt violently, she found that the pajamas had already been lifted up to the belly, and one side of the pajama pants was rolled up to the bottom of the leg.

He Ru jumped out of bed, and put down the pajamas while arranging the pajamas.

"Xu Jiancheng?"

Xu Jiancheng was sitting at the dining table in a daze staring at the cup of rock sugar pears, and he hadn't even taken off his apron.

Seeing Xu Jiancheng's appearance, He Ru unconsciously turned up the corners of his mouth.

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