On the Correct Way of Not Failing a Course at the End of the Term

1: What is your name?

Song: Song Yu

Yan: Yan Baijing

2: What is your age? ?

Song: 25 years old

Yan: 25 years old

3: What is your gender? ?

Song: Isn't this problem obvious!

Yan: Male.

4: What is your personality like? ?

Song: Shuai breaks the sky and can't breathe.

Yan: I don't know, it should be the type that gets along well.

Bingtang: (………… I almost believed it!)

5: What about the character of the other party? ?

Song: Willful!How fucking capricious!Willful, black-bellied and vengeful!

Yan: Very cute.

Song: ...Fuck, I'm a man!

6: When did the two meet?Where? ?

Song: During the summer vacation after my third year of high school, I was in an Internet cafe.

Yan: He said so.

7: What is your first impression of the other party? ?

Song: Xueba, a nerd, a neurotic who codes codes in Internet cafes.

Yan: He is very handsome, so he should be very popular with girls.

8: What do you like about each other? ?

Song: He is very gentle with his friends, very loyal, especially protective of his weaknesses, and super thoughtful, he is decathlon!

Yan: She is very good in bed.

Song: ...you are paralyzed!

9: What do you hate about each other? ?

Song: Do you hate it?Ah, jealousy, but it's not annoying, is it?Sometimes it's cute to see him jealous.

Yan: I hate when he has sharp teeth and sharp mouth, that mouth can really make the dead alive.But it's also cute.

Song: ...why do I feel weird?

10: Do you think you have a good relationship with the other party? ?

Song: Then don't you talk nonsense?Regardless of whether the compatibility is good or not, I like it!

Yan: As above.

(Bing Tang: ... was shown off defenselessly)

11: What do you call each other?

Song: I liked to call him Yida at the beginning, but after getting together, I feel that calling him by his name is more touching.

Yan: Song Yu.

Song: Huh?

Yan: ...I didn't call you, just to answer the question.

Song:! @#￥%...&*(?

12: What do you want the other party to call you?

Song: He was super sexy when he called me Song Yu!Just call me by name!

Yan: I like whatever he calls it. ?

Song: ?(????ω????)? Why do you suddenly feel so ashamed.

13: If you use an animal metaphor, what do you think the other party is? ?

Song: Wolves!And it's still the kind of wolf king who commands the entire wolf pack!Very handsome!

Yan: (Actually, I subconsciously wanted to say monkey...) Cough...fox.

Song: Why?

Yan: Very cunning...um...ah, yes, very tempting.

Song: ...you go eat shit.

14: If you want to give someone a gift, which one would you choose? ?

Song: Ye Zi’s bookmark, he didn’t take it with him when he went abroad.

Yan: Take him to see Adam Lambert's concert.

15: What gift do you want? ?

Song: I want to go to Adam Lambert's concert! ! !

Yan: He.

16: Any dissatisfaction with the other party?What is it normally?

Song: Xiu Xiuxiu regardless of the occasion! ! !I don't know how fast the show dies! ! !

Yan: It doesn't satisfy my young girl's heart that loves to show affection.Very dissatisfied with this.

Song: ...

17: What is your hobby? ?

Song: Gnaw his collarbone, listen to him call the bed.

Yan: Wasabi-flavored ultra-thin rubbing particles.

Bingtang: What is this?

Song (with a look of horror): no! ! ! ! ! ! !I do not want! ! !

18: What is the hobby of the other party? ?

Song: ...a set of different flavors.

Yan: Enjoy the lubrication of different feelings.

Song: Can I refuse to answer the next question?Why are the Yan family so dirty!

19: What did you do (including mistakes) that made the other person unhappy? ?

Song: It should be when I occasionally get entangled, such as the matter of Mr. Xue.

Yan: When I'm jealous, maybe when I show affection regardless of the occasion?He has a thin skin.

20: What did the other party do (including mistakes) that made you unhappy? ?

Song: Sometimes he is a bit too self-assertive and treats me like a girl.

Yan: It seems that there is nothing unpleasant. If I have to say it, it is when I feel it when he kicks me away. I am really very upset.

21: To what extent are you related? ?

Song: What should be done has been done.

Yan: I did everything I shouldn't have done.

22: Where did the two first date? ?

Song: I don’t know. I feel like I spend a lot of time alone with him. If I have to say something specific... it will be October 10st.

Yan: Really?I think the Ferris wheel together afterwards was more like a date.

Song: It doesn't matter, anyway, every day is like a date!

Yan: Yes.

23: How was the atmosphere between the two at that time? ?

Song: It's quite romantic when I think about it now, but it was a bit embarrassing at the time... I would actually kiss a man.

Yan: I felt very happy when he fed me dessert in the Ferris wheel.

Song: ?(????ω????)?

24: How far has it progressed? ?

Song: There was no progress. At that time, I had no idea that this guy was secretly in love with me.

Yan: The progress is quite difficult.

25: Where do you often date? ?

Song: During school, it should be in the library, hahahahaha, after all, this guy is teaching me to study.

Yan: The library, although I think the most impressive one is Lover's Road.

26: What will you do to prepare for the other party's birthday? ?

Song: Surprise!For example, the happy birthday song I sang for him during the campus singer competition.

Yan: Take him out for a while, and then do some embarrassing things.

Song: ...Yan Baijing, what are you pretending to be in your head?

Yan: You.

27: Which party confessed first? ?

Song: This question is very straightforward and annoying. He didn't confess to me, he was exposed!

Yan: It should be regarded as my confession first, after all, I pushed him against the wall of the playground.

Song: ...and then I punched you.

Yan: Uh-huh, but it's okay, I don't hold any grudges, I got everything back on the bed.

Song: You are paralyzed.

28: How much do you like each other?

Song: I like it very much. If he fell in love with someone else, I would tear it apart with my bare hands.

Yan: I want to fuck him every minute and every second. ?

29: So, do you love each other? ?

Song: I don't know what love is. Anyway, I don't want to leave him, I want to be with him forever.

Yan: I think about him every minute and every second.

30: What do you do if your date is more than an hour late? ?

Song: Wait, if he is late, there must be something wrong.

Yan: This kind of thing won't happen, usually we just go out as soon as we talk about where to go.

31: Who do you think your rival in love is?

Song: Haha, it's me.

Yan: Beautiful women, beautiful men, men and women, young and old.

Song: Damn, why is your vinegar smell so sour! ! ?

32: What does the other party do that make you feel uncomfortable? ?

Song: Innocent and cute.I am simply devastated by it! ! !But no matter what, I will still be soft-hearted.

Yan: I don't know what he said.

33: What will you do if the other party is suspected of changing his mind? ?

Song: Stalking? Nonono, this is not my style, I will beat him up first, and then fulfill him.But there will definitely be sadness.

Yan: He has no chance to change his mind.

34: Can you forgive the other party's change of heart?

Song: It can be forgiven objectively, but there must still be a grudge in my heart, after all, my father loves him so much now.

Yan: I will not forgive myself.If he changes his mind, it must be that I am not good enough. ?

35: Which part of the other person's body do you like most? ?

Song: Fuck, I finally got to this question! ! !I like his mouth, his collarbone, his abs, his mermaid line, his 23cm! ! !And his voice! !and his eyes! !Yes, yes, his eyes! ! !

Bingtang (mouth twitches): ...So this is basically the whole body, right?

Yan: It's really difficult to choose this question. If I have to say my favorite word...it should be his waist, right?

36: What is the sexiest expression of the other party? ?

Song: Open your lips slightly!Blurred eyes!Take a little panting time! !Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa sexy! ! !

Yan: When he looked at me with super possessive desire.

37: What is the thing that makes your heart beat the most when you two are together? ?

Song: When he stares at me...and when he whispers in my ear...it's unbearable...

Yan: When he laughs.

38: Have you ever lied to someone?Are you good at lying? ?

Song: No, because I am the worst person to tell a lie, and he will expose a lie in a second.

Yan: Lies every day...

Song: ...the god of the rivers and lakes.

39: When do you feel the happiest? ?

Song: Doing nothing, chatting and reminiscing about the old days together, ah, and when he appeared in front of me with a meal.

Yan: When hugging him, don't think too much, it's really just a hug.

Bingtang: (This explanation is really suspicious...)

40: Have you ever had a fight? ?

Song: A small quarrel in two days, a big quarrel in three days.

Yan: I don't think it's a quarrel. The biggest quarrel I've ever had was probably the one in college.

41: What kind of quarrels are they? ?

Song: ...You asked me to say that I suddenly couldn't remember, it seemed like it was just bickering.

Yan: So we haven't had much quarrel.

42: How to reconcile afterwards? ?

Song: If it was my fault, I would apologize.

Yan: He can clearly distinguish right from wrong, and whoever is wrong will apologize, so I don't need to coax people against my will.

43: Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation? ?

Song: I want to, I want to in this life too.

Yan: I'm really worried, what if the two of us are called father and son in this life and become father and son in the next life?Hahahahahaha...

44: When did you feel that you were loved? ?

Song: I have always felt that.

Yan: Yes, I have always felt that.

45: When did you feel that maybe he doesn't love me anymore...? ?

Song: He didn't contact me after he left the country.

Yan: I have never felt this way, because since we got together, I can feel his heart.

46: How do you express your love? ?

Song: I don't really like to talk about "I love you and I'm so worried about you", but my performance seems to be a bit distasteful, and I dislike him in my mouth. In fact, I am very anxious when he gets hurt.

Yan: I can do whatever he likes.

47: Is there anything the two of you are hiding from each other?

Song: No.

Yan: It seems that there is no... right?

Song: Right?

Yan: No, you think too much.

Bingtang: (The cheat book under the cupboard is very suspicious...)?

48: Where does your inferiority complex come from? ?

Song: Why do you have an inferiority complex?

Yan: Same as above.

49: Is the relationship between the two recognized or secret?

Song: It is recognized!

Yan: Accepted.I got all the certificates. ?

50: Do you think the love with each other can last forever? ?

Song: I don't know, anyway, as long as we are together now, we can live every day well.

Yan: I agree with what he said, and I also want to last forever.

51: Are you the attacker or the receiver? ?

Song: Although I have attacked him, he is more aggressive.

Yan: ...I thought you would say that you are the one to attack, why don't you play cards according to the rules?

Song: Haha, we must seek truth from facts.

52: Why such a decision? ?

Song: It's decided on the bed!What the hell question is this.

Yan: It's nothing. If he wants to be attacked, I will accept it. If he wants to be attacked, I will attack. It's very simple.

53: Are you satisfied with the current situation? ?

Song: I'm not satisfied. It would be great if what I just asked is true, haha.

Yan: If I knew he liked me, I wouldn't come back to him.

54: Where was the first H? ?

Song: Hotel.

Yan: Hotel.

55: How did you feel at that time? ?

Song: A little sudden...but very happy, really.

Yan: Very happy, very excited, a little caught off guard, because I didn't expect him to like me.

56: How did the other party look like at that time? ?

Song: Handsome as always, no, even more handsome than in college, super handsome, super handsome, sexy and handsome!

Yan: Very delicious.

57: On the morning of the first night, what was your first sentence? ?

Song: I forgot. . .

Yan: I remember, he said shit, it's so numb.

58: What is the frequency of H per week??

Song: It depends.

Yan: I really want to do it day by day, day by day, but the conditions do not allow it.

Song: So why do such a profligate person like you have a face of abstinence?

Yan: Why don't I feel that my face looks abstinent?You take a good look into my eyes.

Song: ?(????u????)? Don’t look at it.

59: How many times a week do you think ideally? ?

Song: Three times a week, it is healthier.

Yan: Day by day, day by day.

Song: You are enough! ! ! ! !

60: What kind of H is that? ?

Song: Very cool, very happy, very thirst-quenching.

Yan: Fuck cry, fuck cry, fuck cry, fuck cry, fuck cry x100

Bingtang: ...Calm down.

61: What is your most sensitive part? ?

Song: Waist... No, Yan Baijing is so sensitive.

Yan: the roots of the ears, and the inner thighs.

Song:! ! !What!It turned out to be here!

Yan: Hahahaha, did you just find out now?

62: What is the most sensitive part of the other party? ?

Song: I don't really know, but I feel that he is very involved every time, so it should be... very cool, right?

Yan: I think he is very sensitive all over his body.

63: If you describe H in one sentence, who is the other party? ?

Song: Sexy, seductive and aggressive man with aphrodisiac properties.

Yan: I want to eat delicious.

Song: ...you are poisonous!

64: Frankly speaking, do you like H? ?

Song: I like it, why don't I like it?

Yan: I like to have sex with him, forget about others, I'm not interested.

65: In general, where is H? ?

Song: At home.

Yan: I actually want to try every corner of the house, such as the floor-to-ceiling windows, the bathroom, and the kitchen! ! !

Song: Damn...I didn't realize that you are such...exciting person!

Yan: You didn’t find out more hahahahaha.

66: Which place do you want to try? ?

Song: Every corner of the house, on the floor, in the bathroom, in the kitchen, everything is fine, hahahahaha.

Yan: Actually, you really like this kind of stuff, right?

Song: Nonsense, aren't you!

67: Is the shower before or after H? ?

Yan: There may be both before and after.

Song: We will definitely take a shower at the end. Both he and I are a bit of a clean freak.

68: Is there any agreement between the two during H? ?

Song: ...Why did you have to make an appointment at the time of H, just be cool?

Yan: This is really not...

69: Have you ever had sex with anyone other than your lover? ?

Song: Not really, haha, but I was fucked in the novel.

Yan: ...So this 100-degree compatibility question should be about you in the novel, right?We've never been together.

Song: You and I have come to participate in this 100 questions, are we still together?

Yan: You are spoiling this.

Song: I care about him?

Yan: Yes yes yes.

70: If you can't get the heart, at least you have to get the body. Do you agree or disagree? ?

Song: Crazy.

Yan: I can understand it, but I don’t agree with it. Although I did this before, I was really short-circuited at that time.In fact, I still don't agree.The most basic respect for loving someone is still there.

71: What would you do if the other party was raped by thugs? ?

Song: ...Are you sure it wasn't the thugs who were raped by him?

Yan: Rescue him, beat the thugs if you can beat them, call the police if you can't beat them.Although I know this is probably not an answer he will be satisfied with, but this answer is more rational.

Song: I think this answer is very normal, otherwise, wouldn't you be able to get out if you were in danger with me?

Yan: So I can't understand why girls love to ask boys what to do in this situation, and then want to hear boys say that I fought with thugs.

Song: ...I'm not a girl!

72: Do you feel embarrassed before H or after? ?

Song: This is normal, why are you embarrassed.

Yan: I will not be embarrassed.

73: If a good friend tells you that I am lonely, so only tonight, please...and ask for H, will you? ?

Song: Get lost, Lao Tzu.

Yan: This is a friend?

74: Do you think you are good at H? ?

Song: It's okay, it's all instinct.

Yan: Ask Song Yu.

Song: ...very good at it!

75: What about the other party? ?

Song: Very good at it!After all, I am very satisfied with 23CM!

Yan: He is very popular, and I also like it when he is up. I heard that some readers want to know his size. He is 18cm. Don’t ask me why I know.

Song: ...Why?

Yan: Keep it secret.

77: What kind of expression do you like on the other side during H? ?

Song: All kinds of expressions are so sexy that it explodes! ! ! !real! ! ! !Especially when those eyes are squinted, when the mouth is slightly opened and starts to pant!

Yan: When he yelled to hurry up and ask for more.

Song: ...Did I yell?Why suddenly feel a little ashamed.

Yan: Isn't this normal...?

78: Is it okay to have sex with someone other than your lover? ?

Song: Not interested.

Yan: Not interested.

79: Are you interested in SM? ?

Song: You can try a little bit of the more emotional ones, the ones that are bundled with the play, and the bleeding is a bit unacceptable.

Yan: Actually, I am not very interested. If Song Yu likes it, I will accompany him.

80: If the other party suddenly stopped asking for his body, what would you do? ?

Song: Is he old?

Yan: Hug him, kiss him, watch the stars, watch the moon and play games with him.It is not only the body that can express love.

31: What do you think about rape? ?

Song: Too much desire and dissatisfaction?Head full of sperm?

Yan: That's an idiot.

82: What is more painful in H? ?

Song: When it was expanding, and when he first came in, it hurt so much, 23CM! ! !

Yan: ...you don't need to deliberately emphasize my size.

83: So far in H, which place makes you most excited and anxious? ?

Song: There is only excitement and no anxiety.

Yan: If he is anxious, it should be in front of the French windows?But he should also prefer this kind of excitement.

84: Has the recipient ever actively seduced you? ?

Song: Yes!When he got it, he was a fucking temptation! ! !It's so fucking hot!

Yan: He is very cooperative and proactive when he is in bed, there is nothing to be shy about.

86: Has the attacker committed any acts of violence? ?

Song: No, he respects me more. Although I kind of expect him to be strong once, but after thinking about it carefully, forget it. I guess I will go berserk.

Yan: No, I don't really like to force others.

87; What was the recipient's reaction at that time? ?

Song: If forced, my reaction would be very violent.

Yan: He should slap me or beat me up. Anyway, this kind of sex can't go on.

88: For you, who is the ideal object for H? ?

Song: Yan Baijing!

Yan: He is great.

89: Does the current partner meet your ideal? ?

Song: It's like the lover of your dreams, okay?All kinds of perfection!

Yan: Yes, I am not H for the sake of H.

90: Have you used small props in H? ?

Song: You can try.

Yan: Does the mustard-flavored ultra-thin friction particles count?

91: How old was your first time? ?

Song: In the novel, it is 24 years old.There is no first time in reality, hahaha.

Yan: 24 years old.in his dream.

92: Is the object your current lover? ?

Song: If we meet again, it should be.

Yan: If he likes me, it should be him.

93: Where do you like to be kissed by the other party? ?

Song: Mouth.

Yan: clavicle.

95: What is the best way to please each other in H? ?

Song: Seduce him.

Yan: Pretend to accept and seduce him.

96: What do you think about when H? ?

Song: A little more~ hahahaha

Yan: Miss him.

97: How many times do you have sex in one night? ?

Song: Twice to death.It's not Seven Times One Night.

Strict: +1

98: During H, did you take off your clothes yourself or did the other party help you? ??

Song: He helps me or I take it off by myself.

Yan: Sometimes I leave his shirt hanging on him.You understand.

99: What is H for you? ?

Song: It’s optional, it’s good to have Yan Baijing.

Yan: If you solve your physical needs, you can masturbate yourself. If you desire his body, you should talk to each other, so that you will feel full in your heart.

100: Finally, please say something to your lover!

Song: Come back.

Yan: I love you.

Bingtang: Next is the question sent by the readers, please answer it with two people:

Who usually cooks at home?

Song: He did it!He cooks delicious food! ! ! !

Yan: Cough cough.Well, I cook.

Bingtang: Hahahahaha, next question, Song Yu, have you ever tried cooking?

Song: If Yan Baijing wants to try dark cooking, he will.

Yan: Leave the cooking to me.You are in charge of being beautiful.

Bingtang: The next one is, why do you identify each other?

Song: There is no reason, because it is him, so it is him.

Yan: It's not a recognition, it's just a matter of cherishing what is in front of you, and being with him is very happy.

Bingtang: Hey~ Show your love.So have you ever thought about having kids?

Song: What the hell. . .What's the problem!I must have this function!

Yan: I don’t really think about it at the moment, because if I have a child, I have to think about asking who is the father and who is the mother in the future. Other children have normal parents, and I don’t want the child to be shadowed, so I will not consider the issue of adoption.

Song: Children are too bear, I don't like it.

Bingtang: Alright hahahaha, thank you both for being a guest!In the end, I asked Yan Baijing a question that everyone was curious about for Song Yu, Yan Baijing, do you still like Song Yu?

Yan: Yes, I know you want to ask me why I like him and I haven’t come back to find him, because in reality, he is a straight man, I know it’s hard to break up a straight man, and after I left, he bent this matter to me I don’t know, and I don’t want to trouble him, just like what you wrote in your article, if we meet again, I know his heart, and I will definitely not sit idly by, so the final ending, although it is an open ending , but what will happen in the end, everyone should be able to see.

As long as you believe in loving people, as long as you are willing to give, as long as you know how to respect each other, you will be happy.

Although your story is just a fiction, but I believe that people like me and Song Yu may really exist in a corner in the real world, living happily together.

Perhaps, the real ending is the ending of the dream written by Song Yu in your pen?

Therefore, don't give up your dreams and the opportunity to make a wish just because the reality is unsatisfactory.

I wish all lovers in the world get married. Song Yu and I live happily in your dreams, so don't regret it.