[Bungo Stray Dogs Double Black Taichung] Trouble Maker

There is a kind of pregnancy called your partner thinks you are pregnant.

In the name of marriage, Osamu Dazai pestered Nakahara Chuya to ask Mori Ogai for a half-month vacation for a so-called honeymoon. When he heard Mori Ogai's words, "there is no marriage leave during the holiday, Nakaya-kun, this It will be deducted from your annual leave." Nakahara Chuya's heart has been half cold. As a conscientious workaholic, the last thing he can tolerate is the interruption of his original work flow.This is not over yet, Osamu Dazai changed the subject again and said that in order to give Nakahara Nakaya a good health and prepare for pregnancy, he imitated his handwriting and wrote a leave note and secretly inserted it in the document that Nakahara Nakaya presented to Mori Ogai. After half a month's vacation, Nakahara also felt that Mori Ogai's smile had some meaning.

Looking at Nakahara Nakaya's surprised expression after saying that he was allowed to leave, Mori Ogai knew that the leave note was not written by Nakahara Chuya when he closed and opened his eyes. After shaking for a while, Zhong Yuanzhong suddenly realized:

The culprit is Osamu Dazai!

The first thing Nakahara Chuya did after he got home was to hold down the smiling guy on the sofa and beat him up. As long as he thought that his annual leave was suddenly reduced by a whole month, he would feel pain in his flesh. Mori Ogai is really good at squeezing employees. When he received the wedding invitation of the two, Mori Ogai smiled happily, just by looking at his face, others can read "my children grow up Why do you want to deduct your own vacation on purpose!

Zhongyuan, who was forced to "rehabilitate his body" at home, didn't have a quarter of an hour to rest. When the holiday time came, he returned to his job with his waist supported. The folders on his desk had piled up into a hill. The tables and chairs that had not been used for a month were covered with a thin layer of dust. Zhong Yuanzhong also stretched out his fingers and slid across the table. When he lifted his fingers, he saw the dust on the black gloves.

Zhong Yuanzhong also frowned, he is not a person with serious cleanliness, but he still has this kind of cleanliness, he took two steps back and walked out of his office door, he casually called a passing subordinate to ask him to find a cleaner Come and clean.The work efficiency within the mafia is very high. The cleaners who came quickly after receiving the order started to work without stopping. The basic vigilance made Zhongyuan Zhong also choose to stay, leaning on the edge of the door frame to watch his hands and feet The swift cleaner is cleaning his office.

There is accumulated dust on the corner of the table, and there is also dirt accumulation under the desktop computer that has not been moved for a long time. Ah, there is also a layer of dust that has not been cleaned in the corner of the pen holder. Nakahara Nakaya followed the cleaning He counted the places to be cleaned in his heart, then changed his standing position to make himself leaning on the door frame more comfortable, and stretched out his hand to press his lower back unconsciously.His waist still has the soreness from last night. The bastard Dazai knew that he was going to work today, so he stayed late on purpose, and even deliberately lured him to ask for a few more days when he was most vulnerable during the process. Fake.

Didn't everyone say that the marked Omega will have an irresistible sense of dependence on their own Alpha?Why did it seem to be reversed here in Chuya, Central Plains? In addition to the Yokohama Vinegar King, Dazai Osamu can get another title, the Yokohama Sticky King.

Thinking of this, Zhong Yuanzhong didn't care that it was in front of outsiders, and he laughed out loud with his lips curled up, which made the cleaners in the house feel a chill, thinking that he had done something wrong and would be ridiculed by an adult Well, the terrified cleaner raised his head and sneaked a peek at the cadre of Nakahara Chuya who was distracted by the door from the corner of his eye. Well, it was a happy smile. It seemed that it wasn't because of him. Don't worry, don't worry.

But wait, their cadres seem to be different from before. Due to the high-intensity workload and fighting, they even have to drink heavily during breaks, and Zhongyuanzhong has always been in a state of bad complexion. , it's not that he has an ugly complexion, but that at his age, Zhongyuan Zhong is thinner than ordinary people.But in this short month, Zhongyuan Zhong was also obviously moistened and tender, his face was even more comparable to that of a woman, and even when he smiled, he had a maternal brilliance that was completely incompatible with cold blood.

The cleaner trembled for his own thoughts, the broom handle in his hand hit the corner of the table, and the broom that came out of his hand "slapped" on the dustpan. The dust and garbage that had just been swept into a pile seemed to be The fireworks that exploded in the office caused both of them to raise their arms to cover them, reducing the amount of inhalation. The cleaner wore a mask, which could reduce the burden a little. On the other hand, Nakahara Zhongya, who was standing at the door, the incident happened suddenly and nothing happened Lethal things, unsuspectingly inhaled a mouthful of ash.

Zhong Yuanzhong also took a few steps back and left the area of ​​the office. He fanned the dust with his hand and survived. Only the dust that entered the respiratory tract for the first time was still haunting his throat, choking him to cough continuously. , the stimulated physiological tears hung in the corners of the eyes, filling the sea blue eyes with moist water.It was as if thousands of worms had crawled into his throat, and he couldn't breathe normally due to the scratching of his thin and dense claws. There was a numb and itchy sensation from his throat to his lungs. For a while, only The coughing sound of Zhongye Zhongyuan became more and more intense, as if he was about to cough up his lungs.

The cough was too violent, and Zhong Yuanzhong also covered his mouth, trying to calm down the cough gradually, but what the severe cough brought was the feeling of vomiting from the bottom up, Zhong Yuanzhong also pushed away the trembling surrounding The subordinate and the cleaner who asked him if he was okay by his side rushed into the bathroom not far from his office at the fastest running speed in his life, holding the edge of the sink to return the things in his stomach Spit out.

When Nakahara Chuya got up, it was already time for the sun to bask in his butt. After realizing that his alarm clock was turned off by Osamu Dazai, he kicked the innocent guy who was sleeping next to him to the ground in a fit of anger and anxiety. After reaching the waist from excessive exercise, I came to work peacefully holding my breath.He didn't have time to eat breakfast, and he couldn't spit out anything, only water and stomach acid, Zhong Yuanzhong also turned on the tap and took some water to wash his face, cleared his throat to get his chaotic thoughts back to normal.

If you want to say how capable Osamu Dazai is, and how many of his subordinates in Hong Kong are his eyeliners, Nakahara Chuya has just coughed after vomiting here, and the news that "the cadres of Nakahara Chuya retched while going to work" has spread there After going out, entering Osamu Dazai's ear and putting on a psychological filter to filter it, it immediately became "Nakahara Chuya has morning sickness".

Osamu Dazai, who is a happy father, didn't even have time to put on his clothes. The loose bolo tie hanging around his neck swayed side to side with his master. Nakahara also sat down in the cleaned office. He heard the sound of the doorknob being turned.Smelling it before seeing anyone, the faint smell of rum has penetrated into the office through the crack of the door, and Nakahara Zhongya has already realized who this guy is entering the door with a dazed effort.

"Chuya, you are too much!!!"

The moment the door was opened, an unknown object rushed in first and plunged into Nakahara Chuya's arms. Those who didn't know it thought it was some kind of large dog that wanted to make out with its owner, and Nakahara Nakaya was imprisoned by Dazai Osamu's strength. There was no way to move between the office chair and his chest. Even the anger that he had simmered all morning was still warm in his hot embrace. Nakahara also hated this inevitable physiological reflex. He stretched out his hand to respond to Osamu Dazai. This hug, patted Osamu Dazai's back as a comfort: "Hey you guy...what are you doing so early in the morning."

The subordinates are all watching, did Osamu Dazai really lose all his IQ once he fell in love?You don't even want face and image?

"Chuya didn't tell me that she was pregnant, and she came to work secretly. What if something happens?" Osamu Dazai let go of Chuya Nakahara, who was tightly hugged and struggling to breathe, and stood up to hold her The little man covered under the crook of his arms looked up and down carefully, and after confirming that it was intact, he focused his gaze on the lower abdomen that was still flat and wrapped in a slim vest and shirt.

Nakahara also blinked his eyes, and after confirming that he had heard correctly, he stretched out his hand to touch Osamu Dazai's forehead as if he had heard some terrible joke: "Who told you that I was pregnant, you burned out your brain today? "

Osamu Dazai pulled Nakahara Chuya's hand from his forehead, and stared into Nakahara Chuya's eyes plausibly: "Your subordinate just said that you had morning sickness."

"I didn't..." Chuya Nakahara felt that he really had no secrets to Osamu Dazai. How many eyeliners he had planted around him, and every move would be broadcast to Osamu Dazai in real time. Turning around, he replied angrily: "That's because I choked on the dust this morning and coughed up. Don't you know how disgusting the food you gave me was last night?"

Nakahara Chuya is referring to what happened last night. Of course, being tricked into eating Dazai’s food will make Nakahara Chuya hold grudges for a long time, but there is no such thing as Dazai being so nervous that he needs to keep track of Nakahara Chuya’s movements. There is no way to avoid it. After all, his negligence caused such a big accident before. This incident has been enough to make Dazai Zhi blame himself for a long time. How much unspeakable sadness was concealed.

Osamu Dazai didn't feel that he was wronged at all, he reached out to untie the clothes on Chuya Nakahara's abdomen, and unbuttoned the neatly buttoned buttons one by one: "The cough may be just an inducement, Chuya~ you should go to the hospital with me Check it? Don’t button your clothes so tightly, it will cause oppression.”

"I said, don't talk to yourself!! How can I go out when I take off my clothes?!" Zhong Yuan Zhong also raised his foot and kicked the leg of the desk lightly, and used the recoil to slide the office chair back for a short distance The distance was beyond Osamu Dazai's control, he stood up from the chair, fastened the unbuttoned buttons one by one, met Dazai Osamu's pitiful eyes, swallowed all the arrogance into his stomach, let go The soft voice reasoned with Osamu Dazai: "I'm not pregnant, and I don't have morning sickness. What basis are you using to define me like this?"

Dazai Osamu looked at each other seriously with Nakahara Nakaya, sincerity was written in the kite-colored pupils, but there was also a bit of cunning: "I think you are pregnant, and this is the basis."

"..."

There is no way to explain this reasoning. Nakahara also felt that Osamu Dazai was about to develop himself into a real pregnant woman within a month or so after their marriage. Smoking and alcohol were banned, and even the practice of fighting skills was banned. To raise one's health, the Central Plains can't hold back Dazai Zhi, and the bitter tricks are tried here in the Central Plains. Dazai pretended to be pitiful to the Central Plains, so he softened his heart and agreed to everything.

"Let me say it first, Si Qingma, if I am not pregnant, then you should go back to the detective agency and don't get in the way here." Nakahara Chuya was defeated eight times under Dazai Osamu's eyes, actually In fact, he didn't quite believe that he would cough and vomit because of choking on the dust, so it would be more reassuring to go for a checkup.He stretched out his middle finger and gestured at Osamu Dazai, and after receiving an innocent shrug from the latter, he grabbed the coat on the back of the chair and set off for the hospital.

The results of the inspection naturally came out very quickly. After all, those lying here are mafia cadres, and no one dares to neglect. All the work was arranged to be urgent, and the report was presented before the Central Plains became impatient. come up.Osamu Dazai sat on the side of the examination bed, blocked the report sheet carefully handed over by the doctor, and read the thin sheet of paper from beginning to end expressionlessly.

"Do you understand, Doctor Dazai?" Zhongya Nakahara was lying on the bed and playing a single-player game on his mobile phone. He raised his eyelids and saw Osamu Dazai who was looking at the checklist seriously. kicked him.

Osamu Dazai's free other hand quickly grabbed Nakahara Chuya's ankle, not only because he was familiar with Nakahara Chuya's attack, but also because Nakahara Chuya's kick didn't use much force at all, it was purely for fun. Noisy, he stuffed the paper back into the doctor's hand, and then took off the gold-rimmed glasses on the doctor's face, clamped them on the bridge of his nose, bent down and approached Zhong Yuan In also.

"What, why are you getting so close all of a sudden?"

When Dazai Osamu grabbed his ankle, Nakahara still didn't raise his head, and he was single-mindedly dealing with the game in his hand, until the shadow of the person overwhelmed him, and the hanging hair affected his vision, Nakahara Nakaya impatiently He raised his head, and it was Osamu Dazai wearing glasses that met his eyes.

A person who wears glasses does not necessarily look good, but if a good-looking person wears glasses, it will only look better.To that doctor, a pair of glasses that seemed rigid and dogmatic were placed on the bridge of Dazai Osamu's nose. Behind the thick glass was the most familiar iris-colored eyes, which seemed unreal when viewed through the glass. Nakahara Nakahara He also swallowed, and the Adam's apple behind the choker rolled up and down.

Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Nakaya looked at each other for a few seconds before he breathed a sigh of relief. The serious lines on his face eased slightly. He pinched Nakahara Nakaya's jaw and placed a kiss on his soft lips. Leaving the smell of rum, but not the temperature, he said slowly, "Chuya... the test result is a bit serious, you have to be mentally prepared."

Nakahara was also taken aback, he couldn't think of anything more serious than the infertility of the genital cavity, he could only let Dazai Osamu's eyes draw his mind, he pursed his lips, as if he wanted to taste the real Lang from his lips With the taste of rum, the hand holding the phone tightened a bit, and then loosened after a heavy pinch.

"Don't worry about your mother-in-law, just talk about it if you have something to say." Nervousness was only a momentary thing, and Nakahara Nakahara suddenly came to his senses. Today is different. He is now Dazai Osamu's legal spouse, an Omega who has combined with Alpha in every way. , he has nothing to worry about, there is nothing more terrifying than Osamu Dazai in this world.

With Osamu Dazai by his side, he has nothing to fear anymore.

Osamu Dazai seemed to know what Chuya Nakahara was planning, and he was very satisfied with Chuya Nakahara's calmness. His shrewd pupils behind the glasses flickered and said the bad news: "There is a vicious parasite in your genital cavity, Chuya." Living things cannot be removed by surgery."

Nakahara also laughed out loud, he reached out and grabbed Osamu Dazai's collar, pulling the distance between the two closer, the two lips only needed a little distance to fit together again, when talking The hot air that was exhaled was between the two: "Then what should I do with you for the rest of my life?"

"Ah~ Is the vitality of slugs so tenacious? They didn't cry in fright." Osamu Dazai frowned in distress, with a slightly serious expression and gentle glasses, Nakahara almost thought that this guy was real. It's a doctor, this gentle scum doctor lowered his figure a little, and put his lips on Zhongye Zhongye's, and finished the second half of the sentence vaguely: "That Zhongye will be good for the rest of his life." Just wait for ten months, let this 'malignant parasite' that cannot be removed by surgery come out by itself."

Nakahara Nakaya reached out and took off Dazai Osamu's glasses, pried open the gap between Dazai Osamu's lips with the tip of his wet tongue, and poked it in to seek a moist and short kiss, his eyes wandered to the point where he was standing beside Osamu Dazai bent over, not knowing what to do On the doctor who should not go out, he signaled that he could go out.

"What are you doing, don't you need Dr. Dazai to treat the slug?" Osamu Dazai put his hands around Chuya Nakahara's waist, and started to unbutton him.

"You're a quack doctor." Nakahara didn't stop Osamu Dazai's movements, and added: "I can't see your eyes clearly with glasses on."

"Wow... So it's my eyes that Chuya likes, not me." Osamu Dazai curled his lips pretending to be aggrieved, sticking it sticky to ask for another kiss, Chuya Nakahara quickly raised his hand to block it Between the two, Osamu Dazai put a kiss on the palm of the gloved hand. Of course, the texture of the fabric was not as good as Nakahara Nakaya's mouth, and Osamu Dazai frowned instantly.

"Pregnancy can no longer be like this or that, you bear with me." Zhong Yuanzhong also seemed to have caught something, and announced triumphantly.

Osamu Dazai tilted his head, thought about this question very seriously, and smiled slyly: "Then give birth to this little bastard later, and make up for it one by one."

Zhong Yuan also only felt a chill behind his back. What he was thinking about was not what he would be like after ten months, but he was praying that the child in his stomach would not be like Dazai Zhi, otherwise he would not be able to put the two kings of jealousy together. I can't serve you.

What about Osamu Dazai?

Osamu Dazai thought the same way, if the child is like Chuya Nakahara, it will be easier to bully him, and the most important point - Osamu Dazai took advantage of the moment Nakahara Chuya was distracted and sneaked a kiss on the moist and shiny lips, He didn't want to share the little guy with anyone else.

Children's jealousy is also eaten, and today's mind is also small, Dazai-kun.

The author has something to say:

So far, this fanfare of Double Black Taizhong has come to an end!

There are also two extras with cars because they were given to me by other writers, so I won’t post them here. You can search for the same name in LOFTER to view them.

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