[Bungo Stray Dogs Double Black Taichung] Trouble Maker

Osamu Dazai is a lover, at least for women, regardless of Alpha, Beta, Omega, he can easily win, but when facing Chuya Nakahara, he is not a fart, let alone a romantic routine or a love story Now, even Dazai Osamu's direct dedication to the battle will not have any effect, especially when Zhongyuan Zhong is still angry.Nakahara didn’t argue with Osamu Dazai because of his health before, but now that he regained his strength and was able to sit up with the pillows and cushions, he started to lose his temper with Osamu Dazai, as small as throwing a pillow to keep him from approaching him as big as Ask Akutagawa to lock the door and prevent him from coming in, come all over again.

The doctor explained that Omega, who had just had a miscarriage and lost her child, had a very bad temper due to the outburst of motherhood she was born with. After a while, Zhongyuan Zhong was able to get out of bed, and he would probably die even worse.

After Osamu Dazai came out of the attending doctor's office, he went straight back to Chuya Nakahara's ward. There were two mighty men standing at the door, wearing black suits, black ties, and white shirts. They refused to take off a pair of black sunglasses in the room. , Immediately parted legs, the two crossed their bodies, and blocked the small ward door tightly.Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who was sitting on the bench resting outside the ward door, turned his head and saw Osamu Dazai who had returned, stood up and bowed respectfully: "I'm sorry, Mr. Dazai, this is the request of the Central Plains cadres:' Dazai Rulers and dogs are not allowed inside'."

As they said that, the two big men who guarded the door turned sideways, revealing the white ward door behind them, on which a piece of white paper was pasted, and this line of words was written in a large black pen, and it was still in the lower right corner. I drew a simplified head portrait of Osamu Dazai, but I just painted Osamu Dazai's face as a dog's head.

"Drawn by Chuya?" Osamu Dazai pointed to the head portrait that was deliberately ugly and full of malice, and asked dumbfounded.

"Yes, this is the cadre of the Central Plains who asked to paint in person."

Osamu Dazai tilted his head, he didn't look angry, but touched his chin and asked with interest: "So, Akutagawa, do you think this looks like me?"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke sized up the ugly and cute dog head portrait of Osamu Dazai for a while, and replied very honestly: "I think it's very unlike Mr. Dazai."

"That's right." Osamu Dazai withdrew his gaze and finished the second half of the sentence vaguely: "Because these two are not me."

"……what?"

Amidst Akutagawa Ryunosuke's questioning voice, Osamu Dazai finally stopped slapping the door frame of the ward in a desperate manner like before, yelling loudly that he must go in to see Nakahara Chuya. Putting his hands in his pockets, he turned and left.

Which song is this sung?Akutagawa Ryunosuke blinked his eyes, watching Dazai Osamu leave without hesitation, until he gradually disappeared into the corner of the corridor, and even the corner of the raised coat fell and disappeared, then he turned his head back and walked through the glass of the ward. The window looked at Zhongye Zhongyuan who was lying on the hospital bed, hanging the nutrient solution on his side, with his back facing here.What the hell are these two hedgehogs who are clearly in love but want to torture?... Ryunosuke Akutagawa, who has no love experience, lowered his head and sat back on the bench, expressing that he could not understand these two seniors view of love.

Chuya Nakahara knew that Osamu Dazai had just been here, and he was not asleep. Everyone's guess was wrong. Only the two of them knew about Osamu Dazai and Chuya Nakahara. They were not as jealous as they appeared on the surface. It can even be said that it is an ordinary little fight, Zhongya Zhongya just can't suppress his temper these days.It would be impossible to say that he didn't mean to blame Osamu Dazai at all, but he didn't know what he could blame. After all, he was the one who wanted to hide this matter from himself, and he had been deliberately leading Osamu Dazai to think in the wrong direction. It's also himself, so it seems that it is not Dazai Osamu's fault at all-then why is Nakahara Chu also angry?

The mobile phone on the bedside table rang unexpectedly, and Zhong Yuanzhong, who was half awake and half asleep thinking about life, almost jumped up in fright, but he had been lying on the bed these days, his bones were a little weak, and he couldn't satisfy his swiftness for a while The demand is only enough for him to sit up suddenly from the bed and reach for the mobile phone on the table.

It was a well-timed alarm clock, if it wasn’t set by Nakahara Chuya himself, then it was Osamu Dazai, and the sound that rang later proved it for him: This is the alarm clock ringtone that Osamu Dazai recorded in advance, and it is now one o’clock in the afternoon. When that gentle and magnetic voice sounded, Nakahara Chuya's first reaction was still to want to beat him hard.

"I know that slugs will stop me, so I set the alarm clock in advance. At this time, it's time to find a doctor for a new tube of nutrient solution. Remember to drink another cup of hot milk, and Akutagawa will send it in later. , remember to drink, dry, and clean.”

After a slight clicking sound, the alarm clock that fulfilled its mission stopped playing audio, and the vibration stopped. Nakahara Zhong also pinched his phone and didn't know whether to throw it or not. After all, it was his phone. It’s not a good idea to spend his own money to buy it, but his intuition told him that Osamu Dazai would definitely not have just set an alarm clock. For the whole afternoon, even if Osamu Dazai himself was not here, these alarm clocks that had been set would still be there. sounded in turn.

why?Because before today, Osamu Dazai was still able to dodge various attacks from Chuya Nakahara. These completely self-added treatment plans were added to him by Osamu Dazai. He arranged all the steps while holding Nakahara. Chuya's wrist prevented him from activating his ability, and while smiling and softly coaxing him, he was also accompanied by bits and pieces of chores.Change the nutrient solution in this hour, drink hot milk in the next hour, add a spoonful and a half of honey, stir three times to the left and three times to the right, and do a waist muscle massage in the next hour to prevent the Central Plains from being My muscles are sore from being in bed too long.

These things have to be repeated every day, and Zhong Yuanzhong also has to accept these tosses while resisting. He feels that this is not paving the way for recovery, but for the elderly, an idea of ​​"I am too disabled to take care of myself". Spontaneously, he wanted to break free his wrist from Dazai Osamu, but Dazai Osamu's strength was frightening at this moment, and at the same time coaxed a child to lower his head and look at the little dwarf in his arms, coaxing: "Chu can bear it again!" Bear with it, you don’t need to do these things when your body recovers.”

Speaking of which, Osamu Dazai hasn't teased him very much these days, and he suddenly called him a slug in the recording, which made Nakahara feel uncomfortable.

So what was the result? Nakahara Nakaya finally gave up struggling, and in the afternoon sunlight, Dazai Osamu, who was sitting beside the hospital bed, hugged his upper body and leaned lazily in his arms. The curtains were not drawn, But Osamu Dazai's sideways body can help him block the sun, and Nakahara Nakahara can't raise his head to see Osamu Dazai's expression, because the sun that is just side by side with Osamu Dazai will be so dazzling that he can't open his eyes.Osamu Dazai's hands were warm, and his numb arms, which were poured with ice-cold potion, were slowly rubbed by Osamu Dazai to help blood circulation. There was still hot milk in his stomach, which seemed to be faintly feverish. Everyone is warm, mixed with the faint smell of rum, Osamu Dazai deliberately restrained himself to prevent the smell of alcohol from irritating Chuya Nakahara.

"It's too quiet, it doesn't look like you at all, Osamu Dazai, if you have any bad ideas, tell them earlier, don't pretend to do these things." Nakahara also closed his eyes, looking as if he had fallen asleep, he was resting on Dazai's pillow Zhi's shoulder, and soberly said those words.

"Chuya said that makes me so sad..." Osamu Dazai's words and tone are completely inconsistent, he replied with a smile: "Now I just want to really live in this world, and then really, for Chuya Go laugh, would such an answer satisfy you?"

"It will be disgusting." Zhong Yuanzhong also replied briefly, shut his mouth and really fell asleep.

Zhong Yuanzhong also put down his cell phone. He neither turned off the rest of the alarm clocks nor smashed his cell phone to the ground. The cell phone, which was so hot from the palm of his hand, returned to the bedside table. At the same time, someone knocked lightly on the door of the ward twice. , Akutagawa Ryunosuke brought a cup of milky white thing and opened the door, and exchanged a glance with Nakahara Nakaya, without any explanation, approached the bed, then put down the steaming milk in his hand, followed by a few replacements Doctors and nurses with nutrient solution.

Nakahara also picked up the cup of sweet-smelling milk, brought it to his lips and took a sip. When Osamu Dazai was around, he was forced to swallow the fishy-smelling liquid, but when Osamu Dazai was away, , he will take the initiative to drink it again, the soft and mellow taste explodes on the taste buds-but it is not sweet enough.

"I won't change the nutrient solution today." Zhong Yuanzhong also only took a sip, put the cup back to its original position, and told the doctors and nurses standing beside his bed, they were inferior to Dazai Zhi, and dared not play What kind of stalking tricks, if the cadre said no to change, then he would not change. Akutagawa Ryunosuke was the last one to leave the ward, and followed everyone to help close the door. Nakahara Nakahara suddenly called out to stop him.

"Where's that guy?" Nakahara Chuya pressed his temple, trying to make himself look a bit unintentional. He didn't mention his name, but he believed that Akutagawa Ryunosuke would know who he was talking about.

"Mr. Dazai, he..."

"He's busy picking a ring for the beauty." The cold female voice interrupted Akutagawa Ryunosuke, and Ozaki Koyo, who came in from the door, put away the umbrella in hand and finished speaking for Akutagawa Ryunosuke.

"...What?" Chuya Nakahara didn't realize what Koyo Ozaki was saying for a while, he blinked his ice blue eyes, and showed the doubts in Koyo Ozaki unabashedly.

"On the way I came here, I saw that bastard holding the hand of a beautiful woman in the mall, leaning over the counter to help her choose a ring." Koye Ozaki was so angry that his teeth itch when he mentioned this. It’s okay to be slept by a pig, but this pig even marked the cabbage, and it’s okay to mark it, but it even got pregnant with its precious cabbage. , Is it tolerable or unbearable, if Koye Ozaki didn't see that Nakahara still couldn't let go of him, he would have secretly arranged for people to wipe him out.

Zhongyuan Zhong also "hummed" and continued, talking to himself: "Sure enough, this is what that guy should do."

Koyo Ozaki walked to the side of the hospital bed, turned back to signal Akutagawa Ryunosuke to close the door and go out, and then asked earnestly, "Chuya, tell the truth to my eldest sister, do you really like him?"

"...What, big sister, who would like that..."

"to be frank."

The sign of Nakahara Chuya lying is obvious, and his eyes glanced down unconsciously. Although Koyo Ozaki does not know Nakahara Chuya as well as Dazai Osamu, as an elder who grew up watching Nakahara Chuya, he still has this ability.In fact, Nakahara was not lying, but he was a little nervous when he was asked this question so seriously by his close elders, as if he was going to bring someone to meet the parents. He took a deep breath, and met Koye Ozaki's eyes, firm and firm She nodded shyly: "Yes, eldest sister, I love him very much."

Not liking, not liking very much, not even loving, but loving him very much.

Ozaki Momiji's sharp eyes met Nakahara Chuya's eyes, and she immediately lost her original sharpness. They were eyes that were not members of the mafia. She had thought about this a long time ago, and now she doesn't have it at all. Change is like a bit of pure land in the filth, as if it wants to include the sky and the sea together, and then turn it upside down for everyone to see. It is as pure as sapphire, which can be seen but cannot be touched. There is another layer of enthusiasm for love, which makes people feel the warmth from the cool blue. This is a pair of eyes that are eager, deeply in love, and ignite more hope for living in this world.

"That's good. Dazai's hope of living can be ignited, and he got the fire from you." The dissuasion words were full of dissuasion, but it was a gratifying approval. Ozaki Momiji came with Mori Ogai's question At this point, why would a leader not want to know what would happen to his two best subordinates—one current subordinate and the former subordinate—and what unexpected performances they would have.

"I'm leaving the hospital, Miss Hongye." Zhongya Nakahara lifted the quilt, pulled out the needle tube on the back of his hand that was still infused with fluid, and started changing clothes without stopping, while Hongye Ozaki, who always put Nakahara Chuya's body as the most important thing, just He looked at it with a smile and didn't stop him.

"Is Zhong Ye going to find him?"

"Yes." Zhong Yuanzhong also picked up his top hat that he had put aside for many days, bent his fingertips and flicked the dust that didn't exist at all, and the corners of his lips were raised high: "I'm going to find that flirtatious bastard It's settled."

When Osamu Dazai finished swiping Nakahara Chuya's card at the mall checkout, the phone in his pocket had been vibrating crazily for a long time. He slowly took out the phone, and when he slowly picked it up, a voice from Akutagawa Ryu burst out from the other end of the microphone. Nosuke exclaimed: "Mr. Dazai, something is wrong!!"

"Is it because the slug refused to cooperate with the treatment again?"

"Senior Zhongyuan heard that you were picking out rings for other women in the store. He pulled out the infusion tube angrily and ran away. He opened a supernatural power, and none of us can stop him..."

Osamu Dazai's first thought was not where Chuya Nakahara went, but based on his current physical recovery, whether he could activate the ability and how much damage it would cause, and then he got to the point , Zhong Yuan also left the hospital, where did he go?Why did he know that he was picking out rings in the mall, and was he angry because he left?

So it wasn't a good idea to ask that lady who was about the size of Nakahara Nakaya's hand to try on the ring just now! ! !

Osamu Dazai picked out the ring from the packing box and put it in his pocket, and threw all the other burdens into the trash can beside him. He didn't even have time to wait for the elevator, and walked directly to the stairs of the emergency passage. The advantage of long legs is at this time It is fully reflected that two or three stair steps can be merged into one, Osamu Dazai's heart is pounding, and there are not many people in the stairwell, so naturally no one will care that such a man who is on the way flies from Running down the stairs, the lobby on the first floor is just out of the stairwell. The overcrowded lobby of the shopping mall is full of people. Osamu Dazai dodged left and right and inevitably bumped into a few innocent passers-by, including many young women. Ji would definitely apologize in a coquettish way, but now—

Except that Zhongyuan Zhong also appeared in front of him to confirm his safety, everything else is out of the question.

Reality and dreams hit it off. When Osamu Dazai pushed open the glass door of the shopping mall, he bumped into a small man who walked in. What was faster than thinking was instinct. When Osamu Dazai recognized that it was Chuya Nakahara, He had already grabbed Nakahara Chuya's clothes with his hands, and pressed him into his arms fiercely, ignoring the eyes of others coming and going, as if he was trying to rub him into his body with great strength.

"Hey... Dazai, I'm going to suffocate to death." Nakahara Nakaya was forced to accept this hug, his hand grabbed Dazai Osamu's clothes, trying to pull him away from him. After all, it has been a long time Being worshiped by Osamu Dazai as an ancestor on the bed, Zhongyuanzhong was a little tired from running for such a short distance, he was not able to catch his breath and had to accept a hug from a suffocating person, Zhongyuanzhong also felt that he might die It's over.

"Chuya can't run out without warning like this in the future." Osamu Dazai relaxed a little bit, allowing him to breathe well, but he still didn't let go of his arms, his hairy head resting on the crest of Chuya Nakahara's neck After a while, Zhong Yuanzhong also had the illusion that he was coaxing a big dog.

"That's because you're here to pick out rings for other women, bastard..." Nakahara Nakaya took a few breaths, and replied with a smile. They all said that he was pregnant for three years, why did Osamu Dazai fall in love, as if his IQ also dropped Hundreds of grades.

"That's because Chuya's hands are very similar to that lady's." Osamu Dazai explained sullenly, and the strength of his arms around Chuya Nakahara unknowingly became heavier again, as if Chuya Hara was about to let go of his hand Like ran away.

"I know, I believe in you." Nakahara Zhong also coaxed the big child in his arms in a low voice, and began to rejoice that he didn't give birth to the little trouble in his stomach. One Dazai Osamu was enough for him to coax him, wouldn't it be another one? After killing him, will the two Yokohama Vinegar Kings compete?

"I started liking you when I was 15 years old, and I wanted to mark you when I was 16 years old, Chuya."

"I know."

"'Osamu Dazai and the dog' shouldn't be me anymore, I just want to be your Alpha, Chuya."

"I know."

"The reason for teasing you all the time is to prevent myself from getting the same treatment as others from you, Chuya."

"I know."

"The collar I gave you is to tie you up and prevent you from being coveted by others, Zhongya."

"I know."

"I want to live and really laugh because of you, Chuya."

"I know."

"I want to marry you."

"I know." Zhongyuan Zhong also paused, and added in a small but firm voice: "Me too."

Osamu Dazai let go of Nakahara Chuya, and stared at him with wide eyes. He felt as if he had reached Nakahara Nakaya in a routine, but he seemed to be teased invisibly.

Chuya Nakahara raised his hand slowly, holding the ring that he just took out of Osamu Dazai's pocket in a hug, and saw himself reflected in Osamu Dazai's iris-colored pupils, he believed that there was something in Osamu Dazai's eyes too. Looking at a Dazai Osamu, he proudly showed off: "The trick of stealing things is still very useful occasionally, no wonder you are so good at it, I said - I want to marry you too, Dazai Osamu."

The ring in Nakahara Nakaya’s hand reflects the dazzling silver light under the lights of the shopping mall, without any extra embellishments, it is the simplest ring structure, it is a twisted circle, connected end to end, without borders, without end, this is Mobius ring, no matter how many times they escape and chase, they will eventually meet again.

Each other is fleeing, doomed, to flee or not to flee?I won't run away because I like you.