Straight Guy's Guide to Bending

Hey kid, are you an adult?I said, don't be so active, what kind of clothes are you taking off, put them on for me quickly!Hey, can you stop calling me uncle?I'm only 26, okay?Little brat, don't follow me!I have a favorite person!What do you mean you won't go to class if I don't sleep with you?Grandpa, I beg you!Get up, quickly get up from my bed and go to school, please?This is a story about a doting wife, a crazy peach blossom man and a 10-year-old Zhengtai.