Pingtou brother interstellar practice

"This is a special kind of pseudopregnancy: that is, a man has an obvious pregnancy reaction, but actually has no fetus, and he himself does not have the conditions to give birth." Finally, a well-informed old doctor said: "I used to I have seen this before, and it will disappear naturally after a while. During this period, it is enough to take care of the patient according to the condition of the pregnant woman. Give him what he wants to eat, don’t be too tired, and keep a good mood.”

Wu Linhan sent away all the doctors, and the room returned to calm.He took a look at this small house, the living room was shrouded in dizzy yellow lights, there were photos of him and Xu Jian on the wall, the roses he brought home yesterday were on the table, and two kinds of flowers with different styles were placed in the entrance. shoes for men.

This home is full of traces of him and Xu Jian.But, if it is possible to have a child...

Wu Linhan stood in the living room for a while, until Xu Jian's voice came from inside.

"...Little bastard...where did you go?"

Xu Jian looked sleepy, the doctors surrounded him like watching a rare animal and didn't tell him anything, a group of people were chattering outside.Xu Jian was really tired and didn't care about them.He himself wondered why this disaster lasted so long, and what kind of disaster it was.But Song Zangxiu was no longer around, and he couldn't discuss with others.

Waking up in a daze of sleep, seeing no one around me, feeling a little lonely again in my heart.Seeing Wu Linhan walk in with hot water, he pursed his lips in dissatisfaction.

Wu Linhan fed him some medicine, while Xu Jian ate it, he murmured and asked, "What is this?"

Wu Linhan obviously hesitated to speak, hesitated for a moment, and said, "Stop being hungry."

It was impossible for him to tell Xu Jian that this was to protect the baby.The doctor said that although it was a false pregnancy, Xu Jian still had various pregnant reactions and should be treated as a pregnant woman.

Xu Jian took the medicine obediently, and the two of them lay down to sleep.In the middle of the night, Xu Jian turned over a few times and pulled on Wu Linhan's body.

"Little bastard, I'm still hungry..."

In fact, Wu Linhan didn't fall asleep either. Hearing this, he turned sideways and hugged him into his arms.He thought for a moment, and said: "Otherwise, I will accompany you to live in the mountains for a while."

Where there are boa constrictors outside, even if there are pythons, they are also protected animals in the zoo. Where can Xu Jian eat them casually.It's better to move into the deep mountains and old forests, and Xu Jian can eat whatever he wants.

Xu Jian was not too happy, the deep mountain was very dangerous, he could do it alone, but if Wu Linhan was really allowed to go there, he was not at ease.Although he has changed his fate 70 years later, Wu Linhan is still a mortal and needs to be careful.

"Forget it, you can buy more meat and bring it back to me, preferably raw."

"also."

Wu Linhan got up to place an order.

But Xu Jian has a big appetite, so it won't be a problem in the long run.And probably it was really a pregnancy symptom, Xu Jian became suspicious.Because the doctor said that he should be treated as a pregnant woman, Wu Linhan stopped rubbing his back.In addition, the sun is not stable recently, and the weather is uncertain, and the bureau often works overtime.Xu Jian felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't hold back his face, so he had to look innocent on the surface.After coming and going, the atmosphere between the two people is not right.

Fortunately, Wu Linhan noticed this strangeness in time.After thinking about it, he simply asked for a long vacation at the Bureau of Astronomical Astronomy, and then went to the suburbs to buy a very large farm. He put [-] chickens, [-] cows and [-] sheep in it, and moved with Xu Jian. past.Now Xu Jian was happy, food and company were guaranteed, but the fact that the two of them simply lay dead bodies every night made Xu Jian, an old monster who only had meat, feel a little uncomfortable.

But he was too embarrassed to ask, so he endured it.In this way, another half a year passed.

The class reunion was held on this day, and all the people from Class [-] were gathered at Wu Linhan's farm.Xu Jian's body has become heavier these days, and she is not in the mood to go out to meet the students.So Wu Linhan was sent out to deal with him, and he slept at home.

This sleep until the evening.

The side of his face was warm and wet, he opened his eyes, the young man's dark eyes reflected a little light outside the room, and he was looking at him with some worry.Xu Jian's heart warmed, she reached out to wrap her arms around the man's back, and hooked him over.

The two kissed for a while, and Wu Linhan withdrew with some restraint.

"Everyone wants to see you." He cleared his hoarse throat and said softly.

"Then I'll go out and have a sit." Xu Jian sat up with sleepy eyes.Wu Linhan stretched out his hand to straighten his pajamas, and suddenly said, "Change some clothes."

Xu Jian looked down at the pajamas on her body. It was an off-white shirt style, but because it was pajamas, the neckline was relatively large, and the collarbone was flushed, so it didn't look very good.So he said: "Go and find me one." After speaking, he fell back into the nest.

Wu Linhan found a white cotton T-shirt and a pair of black trousers, and pulled Xu Jian to change into them.During the period, the two rubbed together, and Xu Jian inadvertently took the shape of a badger heart, raised her head and gnawed her chin.Wu Linhan paused, bowed his head and kissed him.

The two almost couldn't get out of the room, Cheng Xie called three times to remind them.At that time, the night was just getting up, and the group of people went to the bar in the town and set off first. After drinking for two rounds, Wu Linhan drove Xu Jian staggeringly to the bar in a classic car.Afraid that Xu Jian would be blown away, Wu Linhan even put on a peaked cap and mask for him.

A group of people were having a drink, and the light in the bar was chaotic. They were a little surprised to see Wu Linhan leading a half-head-short man in white T trousers.

"What's going on? Didn't you mean Old Xu?" Wan Zhenzhen, Shen Xingchen and the girls exploded.At this moment, I saw Wu Linhan leading a little boy over. These people drank a few more bottles, and they were a little over the top.

"Actually, I heard people from the school say that they don't seem to have a good relationship. They often quarreled in the cold war. It seems that they really broke up..." The rumors of the breakup quickly spread among the girls, and the boys over there also looked at it one after another. Although no one discussed it, they all put down their wine glasses and stared.Chang Weiwei was wearing a small white suit and stared blankly at the two people walking in.

"Fuck, I really can't accept it." Wan Zhenzhen stood up staggeringly, she drank a little too much, Shen Xingchen pulled her: "What are you doing?"

"Don't pull me, I'll go and see which coquettish vixen is so courageous as to pry old Xu's corner."

He also said that there were a lot of people in the bar, so Wu Linhan held Xu Jian in his arms for fear of getting lost.Xu Jian was drowsy and seemed to return to her instincts, so she obediently carried him away.After finally squeezing through the dance floor, a woman rushed over and lifted Xu Jian's hat.And called him: "Fox spirit!"

Xu Jian was also dizzy. Hearing that the vixen regained his energy, he stared around and looked around.Wan Zhenzhen came to grab his mask, but Wu Linhan waved it away.A group of people from Cheng Xie rushed forward, pulling Wan Zhenzhen to keep her out of trouble, Cheng Xie said: "She drank a little too much, why did she come here now?"

Allowing Wu Linhan and Xu Jian to sit in the middle, Xu Jian woke up after being so frightened by Wan Zhenzhen. Looking at many familiar faces from the past, he raised his hand in a very big way to say hello.

"Come on, sit down, you're welcome, I'll treat you tonight."

He took off the mask, and only then did everyone see his face clearly, and they gasped for a moment.Especially on the girls side, their eyes are straight.Shen Xingchen pulled Wan Zhenzhen over to toast and apologize, "I'm sorry, teacher, just now Zhenzhen mistook you for someone else and thought you were poached, don't mind."

Xu Jian suddenly realized, "So the vixen you said was scolding me. I thought there were foxes here, so I looked for it for a long time."

The crowd laughed.

Wan Zhenzhen was very embarrassed, "Oh, old Xu, it's all because you are too young. Look at us, we are almost getting old. You are still so young. Your skin is fairer and tenderer than before. I am so jealous. No wonder I will I misunderstood you! At the first glance just now, everyone thought Brother Xiaohan found another college student!"

Ju Sifeier hurriedly said: "Hey Wan Zhenzhen, don't drag other people into the water, we all recognize that this is old Xu."

"Excuse me, you didn't tell me just now..."

A group of people laughed and laughed, but the embarrassment of the students seeing Xu Jian for the first time was relieved.The matter between Xu Jian and Wu Linhan was frowned upon in the class group for a long time at first, and it took a long time to accept it. After all, Wu Linhan was really the white moonlight in many people's hearts back then, so it was not a joke.To this day, those who are not guaranteed to be there are all let go, and they all use today to come and have a look.If you have a chance, dig it out, and if you don't have a chance, let yourself give up.

Cheng Xie is better at smoothing things out, calling boys and girls to dance.Xu Jian's body was as heavy as when he was carrying the sun, so there was no way he could dance.He slumped on his seat and wanted to rub people, but he felt embarrassed with the students around him, so he pushed Wu Linhan to let him play with others.

Wu Linhan was not too happy to go, but it was really not good for him and Xu Jian to sit here. To put it bluntly, many people came to see them this time.Xu Jian couldn't handle it now, so he had to deal with it anyway.

So he went.

Then Xu Jian watched them play.

After all, he is a young man who knows how to play, not just the form, but the kind of spirit, full of the power of blood spurting.It is impossible for Wu Linhan and Jiang Yuan to dance. Standing on the dance floor, they will only make people around them unable to perform. They even stood in the middle of the dance floor to guard. Wan Zhenzhen and Shen Xingchen were originally There were a few men who danced very high, and they all disappeared in disgrace after dancing for a while.

So Cheng Xie and Ju Sifeier pulled a few people to sit on a table to play dice, Wu Linhan became a little interested this time, after being tricked by Chang Weiwei into drinking a few glasses of wine at the beginning, he became familiar with the rules Started to feed back.

Xu Jian has been watching from the sidelines, feeling very relieved.

Wu Linhan hated ghosts when he was a child, and no one in his class dared to approach him.He also has a cold face all day long, wrapping himself in a cold mask. From childhood to adulthood, he has almost no friends to talk to.

In recent years, Wu Linhan has become somewhat popular.He doesn't reject contact with people so much. For example, today, he still gets along very well with his classmates.Although he is reticent, at least he is not as repulsive as before.When playing games, he would also play tricks a little bit. After seeing Jusfield drink two glasses of red wine because of the loss, he looked quite happy.When Chang Weiwei whispered something in his ear, he would think for a while, and nodded in response...

They are a beach bar with the sea and night view outside.After playing inside for more than an hour, everyone moved their positions and came outside.There is a small room for rest by the sea, where the students all go to play, and Xu Jian is placed in it.He was also very happy, just nestled on the sofa and looked out the window. A group of them were driving a barbecue on the beach, playing with the sand with their bare feet.Chang Weiwei found a guitar band, and Wu Linhan even went to play a piano.

...is the song he played repeatedly when he was a child.

Xu Jian squinted her eyes and looked through the dim lights. Wu Linhan was sitting in the sea breeze with his trousers rolled up, with a lot of tenderness in his brows and eyes.Chang Weiwei in a small white suit was leaning next to the piano, looking at him fascinated.

At this moment, the gossip of a few girls resting in the distance reached Xu Jian's ears.It is roughly because Chang Weiwei played with a boyfriend two years ago, he is a current traffic star, and the most important thing is that he looks five or six points like Wu Linhan.But it was broken up a while ago.

"...He still likes her in his heart, and he came back this time to see if there is a chance."

"There should be no chance. Wu Linhan and the teacher seem to have a good relationship."

"That's not necessarily the case. You can see that the teacher can't play with us. Wu Linhan is also from our generation. There is a generation gap. Isn't there a saying? I'm not afraid that the two of us will have a deep relationship, but I'm afraid that the third party will not be serious. I think I can't tell..."

"Shh, the teacher has a good ear, don't talk about this."

Someone glanced at Xu Jian and stopped talking.But turning their heads and winking at each other, the group of girls saw Xu Jian's carelessness and deliberately reminded him.

Xu Jian frowned, and the alarm sounded in her heart.

He is not very sensitive to these, but once he knows, he will not tolerate a little sand.Honey Badger is notoriously possessive, so no matter how I look at it now, I feel something is wrong.When something went wrong, he took two sips of wine.Looking at those around Wu Linhan again, I think they are all Yingying and Yanyan, and the more I look at them, the more angry I become.

Someone got a cruise ship, and everyone said that they would go out to sea to have fun together, and a group of people were packing up and going up.

Wu Linhan rolled his trouser legs, and with a flower he found somewhere in his hand, he walked slowly into the pergola where Xu Jian was resting.

Xu Jian looked at him on the sofa with a face of "you still know how to come back".

Seeing his blushing, Wu Linhan pinched his chin and opened his mouth to look, "Have you been drinking?"

Sitting down beside him.

"Little bastard." Xu Jian called him suddenly, like raving.

Wu Linhan put the flowers into a glass bottle, turned to look at him: "What's wrong?"

Since that time, Wu Linhan seemed to have compromised and never joked with Xu Jian.As for the titles, Xiao Han, Little Bastard, Old Man Wu, Dr. Wu, and Xu Jian called each other depending on his mood, and he responded casually.

Xu Jian looked at him bewilderedly.

It was dim in the arbor, and others on the beach were calling them to get out.Wu Linhan stretched out his hand, trying to pull Xu Jian up, but found that he couldn't be pulled.

"Going to the cruise ship?" Wu Linhan asked him.

Xu Jian didn't speak, just looked at him like this.

Wu Linhan didn't understand what happened to him suddenly, but seeing him like this, he was also afraid that he would get seasick.Then he took out his mobile phone and prepared to send a message to Cheng Xie, saying that they were not going.

Just after calling out the page, I heard a vague voice coming from Xu Jian's throat.

Wu Linhan paused, raised his head and stared at Xu Jian for a moment, a smile appeared in his dark eyes: "What did you call just now?"

Xu Jian hummed twice, then turned her face to the sofa: "Forget it if you didn't hear it."

Wu Linhan was also very patient, just waiting for him.Xu Jian couldn't exhaust him, and shouted angrily, "Little bastard."

He also stretched out his foot and lightly kicked Wu Linhan's leg twice.

Wu Linhan pressed his feet, took a deep breath, and suddenly stood up, but was hooked by Xu Jian's legs.

"Wait for me, dear." Wu Linhan hurriedly kissed him on the ear, got up and sent a message to Cheng Xie: "Give me two hours."

Then Wu Linhan walked outside the door and looked around.Everyone went to the cruise ship, and there was no one around.Wu Linhan closed the door and locked it, then pulled the window over and closed the curtains.

He also said that Chengxie was standing on the cruise ship, and he didn't quite understand what it meant when he received the news from Wu Linhan.Until seeing Xu Jian's lounge on the beach from a distance with the doors and windows closed, he vaguely guessed something, but couldn't believe it.

This, on this big beach, how dare they? ? ?No way……

A group of people played until two or three o'clock in the middle of the night, and were about to go back, but Wu Linhan and Xu Jian were nowhere to be seen.Seeing that the doors and windows of the house were closed, everyone was a little curious, Wan Zhenzhen was careless and planned to knock on the door.

Cheng Xie rang the alarm bell, and said quickly: "Teacher is not feeling well, and has already gone back."

Wan Zhenzhen didn't believe it, and went up to knock on the door, but after knocking for a long time, there was no one there, and planned to open the window.Cheng Xie winked at Jusfeier and Jiang Yuan. Although Jiang Yuan entered without knowing it, he had already walked up.Ju Sifeier vaguely guessed something, and hurried up to follow Jiang Yuan to get Wan Zhenzhen away.He also greeted everyone: "Let's go, let's all go back."

A group of people just left.Chang Weiwei stayed where he was, staring blankly at the house in a daze.As soon as Jusfield saw him, he went back and pulled him: "Let's go, what are you doing?"

Chang Weiwei lowered his head and asked softly, "Did the teacher really go back?"

"If you don't go back, what does it have to do with you." But Jusfield said, "Don't think about what you shouldn't, don't think about what you shouldn't, or you won't even be friends." Putting it in his trouser pocket, he said casually.

Chang Weiwei sighed, "I see, actually... I don't have any ideas. I just want to see if he is doing well."

Jusfield looked back at the room and said with a smile: "I think he's doing well, so don't bother us to worry about it."

Although Chang Weiwei was sad for a while, he could only comfort himself to adjust his mentality.No matter what, it was impossible for him to rob someone from Xu Jian.He didn't have the guts, nor the strength.

He also said that when the group of people were making trouble outside, Xu Jian was covering his mouth tightly in the room.After finally waiting for everyone to go far away, he raised his foot and kicked the person on top of him: "You want me to die..."

Wu Linhan pulled his feet away, and pressed down to kiss him with his posture, his voice was low and outrageous: "I can't bear to..."

Xu Jian gagged him, his body was almost falling apart, and he couldn't speak at all.

Xu Shi was too indulgent. At 4 o'clock in the morning, when the two were lying down to rest, Xu Jian started to have a stomachache.He wanted to bear it at first, but then the pain was so overwhelming that his dantian seemed to explode.Wu Linhan hugged him all the time, and noticed that he was covered in cold sweat, so he stood up and saw his painful expression, and immediately sat up.

"What's wrong? Don't scare me, talk."

"I...my stomach hurts..." Xu Jian gritted her teeth and said.

Wu Linhan's expression froze, and he immediately sent a message to Cheng Xie, quickly dressed the two of them, hugged Xu Jian and started to go out.

There are very few people on the beach outside now, and there are a few drunks far away.Cheng Xie ran back with the boys Jiang Yuan and Ju Sifeier, sweating profusely: "What's wrong?"

"Hurry up, take him to the hospital." Wu Linhan also felt a little impatient, and knelt on the ground.Jusfield quickly came to help him, and he was startled when he raised it: "Why, why is it so heavy?!"

Xu Jian's weight was obviously wrong, it suddenly increased several times, and it continued to increase.

Jiang Yuan and Cheng Xie also came up, and the four carried them to the car outside the beach.Chang Weiwei was sitting in the driver's seat, seeing the sweaty faces of the boys, he was also a little frightened.Finally, several people got Xu Jian into the car, and the car sank a little.

The car blew out after driving less than ten meters away. Xu Jian turned into a honey badger, got out of the car, and ran back to the beach in a rampage, and continued to grow in size while running.

"Run! Run! Stay away!" Cheng Xie and the others chased after him, calling the drunks and tourists by the sea to stay away.

Wu Linhan ran at the front, but Honey Badger ignored him at all and kept diving into the sea.

When Hopfington arrived at the scene with the mecha troops, a huge mountain had already risen from the beach. It was so dark that the end could not be seen at a glance.

"Here, what's going on?" Hopfield glanced at the men squatting on the ground next to him, and finally looked at Wu Linhan: "What did you do to him?"

Wu Linhan was holding his trouser legs, his face was covered with ashes, and he was sitting on the beach with dull eyes.

Cheng Xie glanced back at the tourists watching on the beach, and said, "Don't ask these questions, just evacuate the crowd."

The tourists were evacuated, and Hopfriedon didn't know what to do, so he contacted Li Fengchun.Poor Li Fengchun is retired. He rushed over from home at five o'clock in the morning. After seeing the scene, he called Wu Linhan aside and asked him about his situation in detail.

Of course, Wu Linhan was also embarrassed to say that he and Xu Jian were in doi, so he talked about Xu Jian's situation in the past year and what the doctor said at the time.Li Fengchun pondered for a while, "Did he eat something indiscriminately? He swallowed the sun before, and it suddenly became huge. He was taken out by surgery 300 years ago. Will he eat something again this time?"

Wu Linhan thought for a while, "No, it's all the usual meat..."

Everyone was helpless, and they could only impose martial law within a radius of ten miles, and the people were strictly prohibited from approaching.

The honey badger was also strange. It seemed to be relieving itself of pain by sinking in the sea, although it was still screaming Ulu Ulu.Wu Linhan went to see it in a helicopter, and it sank in the sea from the bottom of its face, with tears in its eyes, and it seemed to be in real pain.

Wu Linhan jumped down wearing a life jacket to accompany it, but it drove him away again, and dangled towards the center of the sea by himself.The "sun" in the sky also showed symptoms. It was bright and dark for a while, and sometimes the light would dance and touch people's faces hotly. The feeling was indescribably strange, like a child playing a prank on you.

The Bureau of Astronomical Astronomy urged Wu Linhan to go to work. According to the news there, the beads inside the "sun" are running at high speed. Perhaps this has something to do with Xu Jian's current situation.How could it be possible for Wu Linhan to walk away? Every day, he and the honey badger would look at each other affectionately across half the sea, fearing that the badger could not help but drown himself.

This went on for nine days.On the evening of the ninth day, the "sun" was already westward and was about to go out.The honey badger sank into the water, howling, with a transparent thick plastic tube tied to the back of the hand, and the other end of the tube was connected to the helicopter in the air, from which a large amount of nutrient solution was input into the honey badger every day. Badger's body.

Suddenly the honey badger became agitated. It raised its head and let out a long series of howls. Suddenly, it let out a high-pitched scream, like an atomic-bomb explosion, which shook most of the empire.At the same time, the west-slanting "sun" in the sky suddenly shone, then went out rapidly and dimmed.

"what happened?"

"What happened?"

The crowd panicked.The investigators and medical staff on the coast could only stand by. Wu Linhan leaned against the door of the helicopter and watched with frowning eyes.

After the honey badger screamed, it sank into the water.With drooping eyes, it looked at the young man on the helicopter, raised its paws slightly, and sank to the bottom of the sea.

Wu Linhan jumped down.

He was not wearing a life jacket, and plunged into the sea.Opening his eyes, the sea was cloudy, and there was a faint figure falling down.Wu Linhan quickly drilled down the drain, and after a long effort, he finally hugged the naked Xu Jian...

"call!"

Wu Linhan got out of the water and hugged the person in his arms.Hopfelton and others on the helicopter have come down to help, and there are lifeboats around.Wu Linhan carried him up, covered him with his clothes, and sent him to the hospital.

This seems to be a near miss.

The doctor said that Xu Jian had expended a lot of energy, and there was no other damage. She just needed a period of recuperation before she could be discharged from the hospital.

Wu Linhan was exhausted physically and mentally, guarding Xu Jian and waiting for him to wake up and say a few words.As a result, at this time, the director of the Astronomical Bureau called him personally and told him a shocking news.

"There's a baby on a star that walks, talks, and breathes fire!"

Wu Linhan rubbed his temples, feeling quite tired: "So, Director, I can't solve it either. My wife is still lying in the hospital, she is still awake, and I can't leave."

The director said loudly over there: "But that fire baby didn't go with anyone else, he ran to the space station by himself, and kept yelling at Dr. Wu, the old man. Our bureau has investigated and studied for a long time, and there is no one else but you. Is he your relative?"

"..." Wu Linhan held the phone and stood stiffly in the corridor, it took him a long time to find his voice, "He, what else is his name?"

There was a lot of noise on the other end of the phone, and the director seemed to be listening to the report from the person next to him, and then said: "Oh, he also called a little bastard, it seems that he called something else, the child is not very good at talking, the old man is still a husband or something Can't tell...Hello? Dr. Wuchen, are you still there?"

"..." Wu Linhan didn't know what his expression was, he stood there for a while, and then he replied dumbly: "I see, I'll go pick him up."

Xu Jian hadn't woken up yet, Wu Linhan looked at the door of the ward for a while, then turned and left the hospital.

Although I have many doubts in my heart, but...

The space station was only built in the first half of the year and has just been put into use. This is Wu Linhan's second visit here.The last time I came here was four months ago. At that time, it was detected that the 'heart' inside the "sun", that is, the bead, was abnormal. The process of sperm egg formation."

Colleagues joked about it at the time.

Wu Linhan didn't think much about it at that time, but now, his heart is beating like a drum.Xu Jian's identity is still in the confidential stage, and other astronomical bureaus, including the director, do not know Xu Jian's identity.So when Wu Linhan arrived at the space station this time, his colleagues were all excitedly discussing how the "sun" was fertilized, but no one made fun of him.

"...Hey, didn't you say that the heart of the "sun" was taken from a certain large animal?That animal is still alive, has it found a mate..."

Wu Linhan walked to the door, coughed twice, and knocked on the door.