Pingtou brother interstellar practice

Mei Dahai and Song Zangxiu decide to travel to space.When leaving, Song Zangxiu came to call Xu Jian. The two brothers and sisters used to be together every time.

But this time, Xu Jian was not with him.

"I have a family too." Xu Jian curled up on the sofa, smiling like a honey badger who has hidden hundreds of jars of honey.

Song Zangxiu looked at him quietly for a while, then said softly, "You can do whatever you want."

The marshal handed back the old house in the Imperial Circle to Wu Linhan (who moved away to protect him when he was a child), but Wu Linhan just sat in the living room for three hours, then called Xu Jian and said that he didn't need to come over.

Wu Linhan's previous apartment has all been retired, but fortunately Xu Jian's resettlement room has everything in it.He was packing up at home, but Wu Linhan called and told him not to collect things yet.He was still wondering, after a while, Wu Linhan knocked on his door with his luggage.

"Xiao Han?"

Xu Jian let him into the room, "What's wrong?"

"Xu Jian, can I live with you in the future?" Wu Linhan stood in the living room of his house in an orderly manner, like a white cat that was cold, cautious and cautious.

Xu Jian came over and pushed him, "What? Didn't you mean to move to your house together?"

During this time, the two played wildly everywhere, but they did not officially live together.After Song Zangxiu left, it didn't make sense for Xu Jian to live here alone. He planned to live with Wu Linhan earlier.

Wu Linhan looked at him quietly, his dark eyes were bright: "I have no family, I only have you."

Xu Jian was taken aback by his sudden confession, and smiled: "Okay, okay, let's live here."

He thought that Wu Linhan might not want to go back to that home, after all, all his childhood nightmares started there.

"It's just that my place is a bit small, not as good as your big villa, so don't dislike it." Xu Jian said while rearranging all the previously packed luggage.

Wu Linhan didn't speak, and cleaned the house together with him with a sullen head.

It was close to ten o'clock after the two finished packing. Xu Jian suggested going out for dinner, but Wu Linhan insisted on buying vegetables and cooking them.

"On the first day of cohabitation, we must eat at home."

So the two went out to buy vegetables and cook together.After working all night, it was almost one o'clock in the morning when they all came out of the shower.

Xu Jian led Wu Linhan around the original Song Zangxiu's house, made the bed with clean bedding and newly bought pillows.

"You can live here from now on." Xu Jian breathed out, looking at the young people in the room full of warmth and light, her heart was full.

Wu Linhan didn't say anything, but hummed lightly.

Xu Jian laughed twice, "Then, good night."

He walked out, inexplicably looking forward to something.Wu Linhan followed behind him until he reached his house.

Xu Jian couldn't pretend anymore, she turned around and blocked Wu Linhan who was sticking close to her eyes: "What are you doing?"

"Rub your back for you." Wu Linhan lowered his head, looking like a dead dog with neither red face nor heartbeat.

Xu Jian's face turned red immediately, "...it's too late today. Are you still able to rub?"

He said with a smile in his voice.

It was this smile that made Wu Linhan courageous. He put his arms around Xu Jian's waist and pushed him into the room, whispering in his ear, "You'll know if you try it."

Xu Jian actually missed him very much, but she was too embarrassed to say so.After a while, I was sweating profusely, and rubbing my back was a physical effort, no matter whether it was the person rubbing or the one being rubbed.

"Ming, I'll... change the air conditioner tomorrow." Xu Jian couldn't straighten his fingers, and Wu Linhan seemed to have better skills, and he felt that he was about to ascend.

After finishing, the two of them lay down together, like dehydrated fish.Xu Jian turned over, her waist was sticky.He froze for a moment, and suddenly the alarm bell rang.

"You, you didn't wear it today..."

Wu Linhan sat up in the dark, touched the desk lamp and turned it on. Seeing Xu Jian clutching his stomach, he was flustered for a moment: "I'm sorry, I was careless. Does your stomach hurt? I'll go buy medicine right away."

He got out of bed to put on slippers, sweating profusely on the back of the pajamas he had just put on.Xu Jian grabbed him and smiled: "No, I don't have a stomachache, but I'm not used to it."

"Then I'll get you a glass of boiling water." Wu Linhan said and went to the living room.

Xu Jian sat cross-legged on the bed by himself, exercising his kung fu and adjusting his breath, trying to expel the contents of the intestinal wall.However, what surprised him was that it was absorbed, the dantian was warm, and something was circulating.He held back with internal force, only sweat came out.

Xu Jian had heard some anecdotes before, saying that some Nascent Soul stage monks, if they had liquid communication with others, even men would be at risk of conceiving.That is, the Nascent Soul will become a real baby and separate from itself.

Shouldn't it be...

But Xu Jian had a big heart and felt that such a legendary thing would not happen to her.Wu Linhan poured hot water in, sat down next to him, watched him drink the water into his stomach, and was still a little worried: "How are you?"

"It's okay." Xu Jian smiled at him.

Wu Linhan felt a little guilty instead, "I won't do that next time..."

Xu Jian wrinkled her face and thought about it, "But I think...it's more comfortable this way."

It was a quiet night, and the lights from the lamps were dim.Wu Linhan buried his head and smiled, and said in a low voice, "Then do you want to take a bath together?"

Both of them were sweating profusely after exercising.Xu Jian didn't think much, "Okay."

Then they rubbed their backs again in the bathroom.During the period, Xu Jian really wanted to turn it around, "I think you rub it for me every time, which is very troublesome to you. Shouldn't they be with each other?"

"No trouble, I like it like this." Wu Linhan sat on the sink with his waist supported, his dark eyes were misty, with a hint of starlight in them, tender and intoxicating.Xu Jian raised her head, her breathing gradually became unbalanced, and she couldn't form a sentence.

"By the way, why did you lie to Uncle Song?" Wu Linhan asked when he was pressing him against the door.

Xu Jian didn't expect him to ask Song Zangxiu at this time, and felt a little embarrassed. "That's right, he's very rigid. If you let him know, I'll fall for you...he'll definitely turn against me."

Xu Jian stood in front of the mirror, sweating profusely, and his whole body was flushed.A little ashamed, he asked to be turned around.Wu Linhan was very uncooperative this time, and even picked him up.

"You care about him?"

"No, it's not this question...Your mother's Wu Linhan, let me go...Damn it..."

"Do you care about him?"

"He, he is my senior brother."

"what about me?"

"You, little bastard... you want me to die..."

"Speak quickly."

"...What are you talking about..." Xu Jian was about to cry, and he suddenly felt that he had been fooled, that Wu Linhan had gone too far.Just, really, unspeakably excessive, very excessive.Xu Jian wanted to hit his head to death, he shook his head, going crazy.

"Call me." Wu Linhan suddenly said into his ear.

"...Xiaohan."

"wrong."

"Wu Linhan."

"wrong."

"...Wu Chenhan? Doctor? Old man Wu?"

"Still wrong."

"Woooo... what's it called..."

"Call husband."

"Your mother!!!... You are here tonight, just to kill me..." Xu Jian spoke hard one second, and the next second, he screamed and cried like a dam, and passed out.

When he woke up, he had been washed and placed under the quilt, and the air conditioner in the room was blowing slowly.Xu Jian opened her eyes, and looked at the photo on the bedside table in a daze for a while.

It was a photo of two people taking a photo of Wu Linhan forcibly after he came back.In the photo, he is forcibly hugging each other.The young man had a stern face, but he couldn't hide the smile in his eyes.

Xu Jian sighed comfortably, and then he felt that his body was abnormally limp.It seemed to be filled with the spirit of the fairy, making him a bit like flying in the sky.

He closed his eyes and enjoyed it for a moment, then came back to reality.

He remembered what was going on now, and also what happened in the bathroom just now.

"Wu... Lin... Han." Xu Jian gritted her teeth and buried her head in the pillow, her teeth creaking, and the sound of bones could be heard with her fists.

"I'm here." A voice sounded beside my ear.

Xu Jian raised his head, Wu Linhan probably knew that he had played too much tonight, so he knelt down to the bed very honestly.A keyboard in the left hand and a washboard in the right, "Which one do you want me to kneel on?"

"..." Xu Jian was discouraged for a second, yelled twice, and threw the pillow on Wu Linhan. "Go to sleep next door, don't touch me tonight!"

Wu Linhan got up and left in a hurry.

The room fell into silence, Xu Jian thought he was gone, and lost strength and nestled into the bed.He really felt that all the bones in his body were about to fall apart...

In the middle of the night, he was in a hurry to urinate and got up to go to the toilet.As soon as he opened the door, a lump of objects smashed in, startling him.Heihu sat alone at his door, stood up rubbing his eyes, and stood against the wall with his shoulders hunched.

"..." Xu Jian ignored him, and when he came back from the toilet, there was no one at the door.He went into the house to get ready for bed, and stepped on a bunch of people beside the bed.Because of his actions, the other party shrank back and shrank under the bed.

"..." Xu Jian's head was going to explode, why didn't he think that Wu Linhan was so pestering before.Forget it, it's all like this anyway, so it's still possible to get away with it.

"Sleep on the bed." Xu Jian said with a sigh.

The people below did not move.

Xu Jian began to count, "One, two..."

On the count of two, everything under the bed rustled for a while, as if a rat was in trouble.Wu Linhan is too tall, it's easy to get in but hard to get out.After finally coming out, she held her nose and back and looked at Xu Jian pitifully.

Xu Jian glared at him twice, then lay down and fell asleep by herself.After a while, Wu Linhan also lay down.She reached out to hug him, but was afraid of making Xu Jian angry.After hesitating for a long time, he put his hand down.

Seeing how well-behaved he was, Xu Jian was relieved a lot.Just as she was about to turn around and talk to him, she heard the person behind her whisper: "You said please invite my uncle to be the officiant? The best man can invite Cheng Xie and the others."

"..."

The first month the two lived together began to be discordant.

In the past, Xu Jian was afraid of his bad habits, but now he felt that Wu Linhan made him a little out of breath.Xu Jian originally thought that being together was together, just like him and Song Zangxiu, non-interfering with each other.But it wasn't until now that he began to realize that being a couple, this kind of relationship is really not as simple as he thought.

So Xu Jian began to reflect on whether she was suitable for having a partner.

However, Wu Linhan is a very sensitive person. He tested Xu Jian's bottom line in various ways in the first month, and then began to adjust the most suitable mode for the two of them.

He took a job at the center of the Metropolitan Astrophysical Bureau, so that Xu Jian didn't have to face him every day, and the chance of getting bored was greatly reduced.It is also very restrained in rubbing the back, once a week, one shot is enough, and the posture is quite traditional.He also stopped mentioning the matter of marriage and gave Xu Jian full freedom.

After a month like this, Xu Jian felt much more comfortable again.He is a person who is not very emotionally sensitive. Once Wu Linhan gave him space to let him go, and get along not close or far away, Xu Jian would be happy.

He felt that he really liked Wu Linhan after all.And back rubbing is often addictive at the beginning.Wu Linhan took the initiative to advance, but Xu Jian really took the initiative and became more enthusiastic.But Wu Linhan is still very restrained, and still maintains the frequency of once a week on the grounds that he can't indulge in sex.

Xu Jian was dissatisfied with her desires, so she had to recite the mantra for herself, and after another month, Xu Jian's body began to show symptoms.

After playing at home for two months, Xu Jian still planned to return to the Imperial School to be a teacher, and Zhang Jiuping had completed all the procedures for him.But after working for two days, he felt uncomfortable, very tired, and his appetite was poor.Teacher Wang Jing, the age director who sat next to him, saw him like this, and said with a smile: "Xiao Xu, this is the holiday syndrome and he hasn't had it yet. It's normal, and he will get used to it after a while."

Xu Jian thought so too at first, but two or three days later, he started to vomit.Xu Jian still didn't care about it at the time, thinking it was because she had a stomachache from eating too much honey ice cream recently.

At this time, there was a rumor from the Bureau of Astronomical Astronomy that the sun had recently experienced an anomaly, and Wu Linhan began to work overtime, and even went on a business trip to Xingxing.When she came back, Xu Jian's vomiting symptoms disappeared.Xu Jian didn't tell him, so he naturally didn't know.

In this way, after another month, Xu Jian's appetite increased sharply.He wasn't a human being at first, but now he ate even more powerfully, he would eat the amount of ten adults in one meal.

Wu Linhan was on a business trip for a month before, and he was on vacation this week, and finally discovered Xu Jian's abnormality.

"Jane, you...do you eat too much?"

"What, you're starting to dislike me now." Xu Jian said as she took out another turkey leg and ate it.They went shopping in the supermarket this afternoon and bought ten roasted turkey legs. Xu Jian ate them all dipped in honey sauce.

Wu Linhan didn't dare to despise him, he didn't dare to speak at all, and took a bowl of rice porridge to drink.After Xu Jian finished eating the turkey leg, she sat and pursed her lips.Wu Linhan looked at his expression, and tentatively said, "How about... I'll buy you some more?"

Xu Jian hesitated for a moment, "Well, yes, can I get a snake?"

"..." Wu Linhan stood up and took the clothes key, "Are there any requirements for the type?"

"That's right, the python, the bigger the better." Xu Jian muttered.

Wu Linhan paused and looked at him.

Xu Jian frowned, put her hands on her stomach, and said nothing.He also knew that something was wrong with him, and he was not in a good mood recently, feeling sentimental.When Wu Linhan came back from a one-month business trip, Xu Jian still felt that he was indifferent to her.He was hungry again, and the more he thought about it, the more aggrieved he became.

Wu Linhan put the keys on the table, walked to Xu Jian, squatted down, looked into his eyes, "Xu Jian, what's wrong with you?"

"I don't know, it might be a calamity." Xu Jian looked down at his belly, "Monsters like us have to cross the calamity every once in a while."

"..."

Wu Linhan didn't bother with him, and contacted Cheng Xie, who immediately sent a royal private doctor to diagnose him.After the doctor learned about Xu Jian's physical condition in recent months, his expression became more and more indescribable.

"What happened?" Wu Linhan asked.

The doctor nervously pushed his glasses and said, "Well, I don't dare to talk nonsense about this. I suggest that we send a few more senior doctors over and let us consult with experts."

"..."

Sitting on the bed, wearing pajamas, Xu Jian looked at Wu Linhan eagerly: "Look, I just said that I want to cross the catastrophe."

Wu Linhan ignored him, turned around and went out to contact someone again.After a while, three batches of doctors with different numbers of doctors, no. 20 in total, appeared at Xu Jian's home.

The tall man with braided head hurried in and greeted Wu Linhan: "What's wrong, teacher?"

Wu Linhan shook his head, sat on the chair and did not speak.Jusfield said: "Don't worry, doctors like me are elites in the black market, known as living gods, and they can solve many diseases that cannot be treated by regular hospitals."

Wu Linhan nodded.At this time, one batch of doctors came out one after another, and the next batch went in.Xu Jian was just like a rare animal, being visited and studied round after round.

"How is it?" Doctors in other big hospitals dared not tell the truth, Jusfield asked the group of people he brought.

"This is so strange," said the doctor.

"What's the matter?"

"Judging from the patient's various symptoms and reactions, it should be pregnant."

"..."

"..."

Jusfield was stunned, and after a long while, he came to his senses and looked at Wu Linhan.

Wu Linhan didn't seem to have any expression on his face, he seemed relatively calm.He stood up slowly and asked, "Then, where is it?"

The doctor looked at him and said, "Your question is on point, we don't know where he is pregnant."