[Yeqing] Your courier is already in delivery

As long as you have been with Zhuge Qing for a long time, and you have been a fan of him for a long time, you will know that this person is not a person who is easy to get angry.All in all, he can be regarded as a kind person, at most there is a sneer on his face, and a few words of sarcasm without dirty words.On the one hand, the atmosphere in the entertainment industry requires him to manage his expressions, on the other hand, it is because of the aloofness cultivated by his arrogance that he is not willing to have any disputes with Xiao Xiao.

But it's not like this for my friend Zhuge Qing.

Zhuge Bai was the first to bear the brunt. He had seen thousands of facets of his brother's shameless, rogue, and unreasonable troubles, followed by Fu Rong, who was more ruthless, ruthless, and lawless than the previous San Wu.These are all familiar people, leaving aside her own brother, Fu Rong has known each other for seven years, except for the first year when she was deceived by this smiling face, the following years were deeply affected by Zhuge's "Six Noisms", Not only do they know the real face of this person, but they also hold many black histories of each other. The friendship with this person has been walking on the Zhangjiajie tightrope all year round. I thought it would be broken sooner or later, but I didn’t expect the Tourism Bureau to order the tightrope It turned into a glass bridge, which looks scary but is actually strong enough to withstand thousands of people jumping.

So Zhuge Qing had never really had a bad face with Fu Rong, let alone lost his temper.

But Wang is different. From the moment he appeared, he became a person who completely overturned Zhuge Qing's experience in making friends.

Not only is the familiarity of the "six no-isms" in units of years reduced exponentially to hours one by one in weeks, but also Wang Ye's suspicion is full of anger. The craft of skill.

When the product box sent by Xia He first appeared in his eyes, Zhuge Qing was just shocked, thinking about how to fool around while talking and laughing, but Dang Wang also frowned and questioned When it appeared, Zhuge Qing suddenly became cold.

It's not the coldness of chills, but the sudden drop in temperature before the storm.

In the next sentence, the face that Wang could see still maintained this coldness, and the invisible blood and brain cells had climbed to the highest temperature.

Zhuge Qing opened his eyes, and no longer squinted his crooked eyes as if he was indifferent to the world. He didn't speak, but he was taking a deep breath through his nose. The voice covered the past.

He hoped that the decibels of this voice could be louder, so that the few mantras that he recited silently in his heart - "It's a misunderstanding if you don't get angry", "The old king is also kind", "The friends I want to make are not angry" - can start to work.

"What's wrong with Xiao Liu? You'd rather use, use these things than try with him?"

But the bloody bastards can crank up the decibels faster than they can.

It was his fault to be misunderstood as a gay, but it was the fault of this bastard to think of himself as a gay who was so horny that a man would fuck him!

It was the first time Zhuge Qing grew up to truly feel what it means to be trembling with anger, except for acting, but the culprit stared at him aggrievedly like a resentful woman whose feelings have been betrayed for many years.

Wronged?Why are you wronged?I haven't felt wronged yet!Zhuge Qing was thinking in his heart, but he sneered and said, "You think I don't know about your seeing my express delivery?"

Wang Ye's expression changed, and he squinted at Zhuge Qing.

"The embarrassing face of a virgin who has been around for ten thousand years can escape the eyes of me, a person who has learned to observe demeanor? Wang Ye, you are too underestimating the quality of an actor." Zhuge Qing glanced at him, "Express delivery It is an invasion of privacy for people to dismantle and watch the courier, but management has always turned a blind eye and turned a blind eye. You fucking have to get out of here immediately!"

"..."

"At that time, I thought you were quite to my liking, and this incident was not a big deal. I treated you as a friend later on, so I didn't care at all. Now that I think about it, I might as well have complained to you at the beginning, so as to save you trouble." You don't care about anything on your nose and face, do you fucking treat me as your son, or do you really treat yourself as a father because I rely on you a little?!"

Face to face with Zhuge Qing's pure anger, Wang Ye's expression froze at first, then his eyebrows became tighter and tighter, and his cheeks were biting agitatedly.He lifted up his hat, revealing a black face, shouting louder than Zhuge Qing's voice: "Complain? You vote, you vote for me now! Zhuge Qing, what are you, you, I put You are a son? I fucking treat you as an ancestor! You can do whatever you want. What did I say? Kindly change your schedule and want you to live a healthier life. You promised well and acted like a serious life Boy, in the blink of an eye, I was here again with these things that hurt my body! Is it fun for you to walk me like a dog, huh?! If you don’t want to keep healthy, just say so, why bother to pretend to be so innocent and cooperate with me! I His mother--"

Wang Ye suddenly started to put back the adult products that had been taken out, and even helped Zhuge Qing, who had not signed for it, sign the waybill in a fluttering manner, and then threw it into the courtyard.

"Okay, okay, you said that this is what I can say. You can buy these things if you want, and use them if you want. I don't care about it, and I won't care about it in the future!"

Zhuge Qing was dumbfounded by Wang Ye's words. He had never seen Wang Ye lose such a big temper. Putonghua became Beijing dialect, and his whole face was distorted ferociously.Zhuge Qing looked a little scared, but in his heart he was more wronged. Wang also thought that he was pretending to cooperate, but he didn't know that he really had a good habit of going to bed early and getting up three times a day. .As soon as the grievances became stronger, coupled with the unbroken anger, Zhuge Qing's brain was burnt to pieces, and he grabbed Wang Ye by the collar and yelled back.

"Who the hell used these things!"

As soon as he finished yelling, Zhuge Qing was taken aback for an instant, and then he saw Wang who was caught in front of him gave him exactly the same expression.

"What did you say?" Wang Ye asked dubiously, grabbing Zhuge Qing's arm reflexively.

"I……"

While hesitating, the king also fell out of Zhuge Qing's shackles, staring at the person in front of him with burning eyes, Zhuge Qing took a deep breath, forced a sneer calmly in the exposed panic, and said: "You Why don't you suspect that I'm pretending now?"

"Because you are impatient, and when people are in a hurry, it is easy to tell the truth."

"I'm not in a hurry."

"Hurry up, turn on the big-eyed lights when you're in a hurry."

Wang also pointed to his eyes with a smile.

Zhuge Qing scolded, forgetting that Wang Ye knew him too well, so many times he couldn't hide his secrets in front of this person.Wang also saw that Zhuge Qing's scalp was numb due to the intense heat. After thinking about it for a moment, he secretly said "I'm sorry Xia He" in his heart, and explained the ins and outs clearly.

He didn't go into too much detail, and changed Xia He's identity to a certain female friend who "has deep feelings, even straight men are willing to pretend to be gay", but he still saw the perfect change of Wang Ye's expression from calm to shocked, and finally All he could do was swallow his saliva with palpitations and murmur that these sisters are too awesome.

"So you've been helping her receive the courier all this time, and you haven't used those things at all?"

"It hasn't even been disassembled, and it has been transferred together with the courier box."

"That means..." Wang Ye showed a simple yet awkward smile, "Your old man is not curvy?"

Zhuge Qing snorted coldly and said, "Not bent, but not as straight as you."

The smile on Wang Ye's face couldn't stop, he seemed to recall the suffocating operations before, licked his lips and smiled silly at Zhuge Qing for a few seconds, then bent down to pick up the hat on the ground, put it on, and then hesitated He touched his nose, coughed a few times, and said, "It seems that I really misunderstood you. I'm very sorry. I won't dare to do it again."

"Don't dare to do anything?"

"Don't dare speculate on the noble Zhuge Qing with the weirdest ideas."

Zhuge Qing was amused by his solemn expression, but the smile was in his heart, and his face was still serious.He is embarrassed to laugh, because this is also in line with himself, but he needs to change "weird" to "narcissistic".After all, the misunderstanding king is also a homosexual thing that he dare not say. Although he also resolved the misunderstanding, he did guide Zhuge Qing's actions.But the king didn't know this idea, and now it was the king who was apologizing to him, Zhuge Qing still wanted to take advantage, so he smiled and took Wang Ye's shoulders.

"What are you doing, you're smiling so badly?" Wang also said helplessly, "I've made an agreement with you, you can make up if you want compensation, and I agree, but murder, arson, and robbing banks..."

"Why would you be asked to do such a thing? I am a noble person appointed by the Wang family! Let me think about it, or you give up..."

"Give up health care and never do it."

"..."

Zhuge Qing kicked Wang Ye's calf, and Wang Ye made a false cry, then walked out of his arms, turned over and got on the express car, and said, "What do you want to eat tonight, Old Qing? You order, and what else is there?" Think about supper too."

"Supper? My supper is always after 12 o'clock. Under your strict order, I quit."

"It's okay, I'll take a rest tomorrow, so I'll take it as an apology, let you indulge and indulge, and stay with you all night!"

Zhuge Qing raised his eyebrows, his eyes and the corners of his mouth curled up, and he smiled slyly. He pressed the recording on his mobile phone, and insisted that Wang also say it again to the mobile phone as evidence to prevent foolishness.Wang also recorded it cursingly, and then drove the express car out of the alley where Zhuge Qing was.

After sending out the menu to Wang Ye, Zhuge Qing released the voice recorded by Wang Ye——

"My king also apologized to Zhuge Qing, and promised Zhuge Qing to accompany him in indulgence, as long as he doesn't kill people and set fires and give up health care, he can do whatever he wants."

This sentence lasted less than seven seconds, but it quickly became Zhuge Qing's favorite seven seconds, and Wang Ye's most hated and regretted seven seconds.

[Nanyang Villager: Linglong Linglong, Linglong who came up with a bad idea, don't sleep, call your friend and go to the bar to have fun!You flirt with men, I flirt with girls, let's go! 】