[Yeqing] Your courier is already in delivery

When the paparazzi are still happily creating scandals for Xia He about her scandals with first-tier to eighteenth-tier male stars in the entertainment industry and Xiao Xianrou, and when netizens are arguing about life and death among their fans, I'm afraid it's not going to happen. Knowing that Xia He is using herself to verify the famous saying of sincerity and gold and stone, and after experiencing a series of misunderstandings, quarrels, and reconciliations at first, a series of emotional experiences that were common to her, she finally got the abstinence traffic policeman Zhang Lingyu into her own. bed.

Zhang Lingyu, the flower of the highest mountain in the capital's traffic police, is the number one on the list of men who can be seen from a distance and cannot be played with.This title can be judged not simply by voting, it is pushed to the top by thousands of challengers who rushed to the battlefield with smiles and tears.

If Xia He is a woman who captured men of all ages since she was a child, then Zhang Lingyu is her gender-switched woman.It's just that Xia He didn't refuse so simply, he was keen to wander between love and admiration and play with harmless ambiguity.And Zhang Lingyu held a box of "You are a good girl, but I'm not suitable for you." The good person card, with a serious expression and a gentle voice, and the white Guanyin face with a cinnabar mole between the eyebrows , and sent it to all kinds of girls I met around me, but it made no one feel embarrassed.Whoever dares to make things difficult, others can spontaneously form two queues, one team holds hands and surrounds Zhang Lingyu on three floors to prevent further harassment; Kill that troubled person without leaving a piece of armor behind.

This actually allowed him to be on the second list of popular lovers, competing with Zhuge Qing, the consecutive champion, for the throne, although this list was purely created by the two fans themselves.

Of course, Zhuge Qing is a popular lover who has fallen into the mortal world and can have a one-night stand if he tries it. He is a resource that anyone who occupies it will feel a bit wasted.And that Lingyu is a statue of Avalokitesvara, whose pure and innocent brilliance can drive away the filth of the soul. This kind of person is used to worship on the lotus mat.

Xia He didn't want to worship him, she wanted to pull this out-of-mortal fairy into the mortal world.

"It's a crime." Zhuge Qing said, "What a fairy just fell into the mortal world."

"What's so bad about falling into the dust?" Xia He had his own reasoning, "What's the dream? He's just a mortal."

This set of principles has been understood by her from beginning to end, Zhang Lingyu is naturally a mortal, no matter how immortal or dusty her temperament is, but her feet will still be stained with dust, her hands will still touch filth, and her heart will still move secretly Affection.

Xia He made Zhang Lingyu fall in love, and a desire that was difficult to open and honest became infected with her heart, and her hands and feet moved accordingly.

That one thing, step by step, from resistance to acceptance, Xia He can't be said to have worked hard and patiently. Fortunately, lovers always tolerate more than complain, and after accepting it for a while, there will be no more trouble when using it What trouble.

The only trouble is the dullness of the novelty.

So after a few weeks, there are a few Do Not Disturb couriers for minors from overseas.

Naturally, the greeting was called first. Zhuge Qing fulfilled his promise, glanced at him and sent an ok, and then went to busy with his own business.

But he forgot one thing, a very crucial thing, but he never found a chance to say it.

Wang also didn't know that there was such a great friendship between him and Xia He.

He only knew that when the courier was sorted, there were a few extra boxes of adult toys that had to be mosaiced during acceptance.

Colleagues watched helplessly as the sluggish, rolling donkey body stiffened, his back straightened, his hands hung in the air, and the brim of his hat drooped, half of his face darkened.

Wang Ye's eyes were staring straight at the courier box under him, to be precise, at the four words written on the courier information sheet pasted in the center of the box - Nanyang Villager.

These four words are not only lying in the courier box, but also lying in Wang Ye's WeChat, but they are covered by a four-character note of Zhuge Fox.

Exhale, inhale.At this moment, Wang also felt that the set of ventilation methods he learned as a Taoist priest in Wudang Mountain was really useful. It not only calmed him down, but also made him calmly send a business text message to Zhuge Qing.

"I am my little brother Wang Ye, please prepare to receive the goods, mobile phone number: 1xxxxx, if you have household garbage at home, I can help you take it downstairs when I pick up the goods for you! [Nadu Express]"

Not long after the text message was sent, Zhuge Qing replied via WeChat and sent a screenshot, followed by a string of hahahahaha, followed by another voice message.

"I didn't say it, Old Wang. You realized that I was still your client. You want to make up for the high-quality service attitude that was 800 years late? Then taking out the trash is not enough, so you have to come and cook."

Wang Ye, who was still on fire, couldn't help but pursed his lips and smiled when he heard this. Just as he wanted to go back and ask if I could do less, his eyes glanced at the screenshot sent by Zhuge Qing. up.

No reason, just because this screenshot is the text message receiving interface, completely exposing Zhuge Qing's note to Wang Yebei in front of the person concerned.

Exhale, inhale.At this moment, Wang also felt that the set of ventilation methods he learned as a Taoist priest in Wudang Mountain was useless at all, and he couldn't calm down at all.

"'Stupid Express, sooner or later it will go bankrupt.'" Wang Ye suddenly placed the call, "It kind of rhymes, Comrade Zhuge Qing."

Zhuge Qing was stunned for a few seconds before coming back with a haha, and said, "Oh, it's because I thought you were annoying when we first met... In addition, the address book was rarely used, and the notes were not changed in time... "

"Is your schedule still unreasonable?"

"Isn't it because of your hard work that you have improved a lot?" Zhuge Qing quibbled, "The things in the past have been entangled, which will spoil the girl's goodwill, Lao Wang, please don't treat your future blind dates like this. ah."

It's good that Zhuge Qing didn't mention this, but when he mentioned it, Wang also remembered the matter of finding a gay partner for him before.

Good guy, what did you say that with my help, you can go to bed early and get up early to get better, and then you buy these things that are more indulgent and less healthy in a blink of an eye!

The courier box in my hand is getting more and more difficult to hold, and I wish I could bear the responsibility of destroying the courier and give it a few times.Wang Ye clicked his tongue and threw the courier box into the car. There was a loud bang, and Zhuge Qing said, "Huh?" and said, "What's the sound?"

"The sound of the courier hitting the car."

"Violent courier, Lao Wang, be careful of being reported."

"Yeah, it's still yours to throw away."

"I'll report it now." Zhuge Qing said with a smile, "What express delivery is this time? I don't seem to have bought anything recently."

Wang Ye snorted coldly and said, "You always forget what you bought when you finish buying it. How can you remember what you bought? I took it apart for you and took it out for you. It's a miracle that you can immediately remember it when you see it."

"Hey, how can you understand me so well. Give me some face and don't expose it all."

"Don't talk to me, just wait!"

Wang also hung up the phone, gritted his teeth into the phone and muttered something to pretend to be confused, and ran to the back of the car to pick up the express box and drove to Zhuge Qing's courtyard with complicated emotions.

The courier box sent this time was very large, but the products contained in it were not that big, and it bounced around with the courier truck bumping on the road, making loud bangs and bangs.It made Wang also think of the special-looking adult products he saw during the inspection at the courier point. This time the ones that came were even more common than before, and Wang could even name them.The first jump and the last egg are very high-tech. Scan the QR code to download the control app.Intimate design, one person can enjoy the happiness alone, two people can share the joy.

Wang also saw that he was not happy at all, he just felt that he was going to faint from anger.If there is a friend who can communicate with him, he may have to smash the table while pouted and muttering: "What is this? As for it, if you don't want to keep in good health, you don't want to. I'm not a health care police. Can he maintain his health? People say that southerners are tactful and don’t like to talk harshly. They make people take rejection as a promise, but it’s not so tolerant, right?! This guy still treats me as a friend , can’t you just speak up if you have something to say?”

All my painstaking efforts seemed to be a moral kidnapping of him.

Wang is also a person who escaped from the fixed combination given to him by his parents. He regards it as a life creed not to do to others what you don't want to be done to others, but Zhuge Qing's behavior makes him feel that he has done the thing he hates the most.

I can't tell whether it is [-]% of the anger towards Zhuge Qing, or the remorse for what I have done invisibly, or just seeing the familiar door, the shadow on Wang Ye's face is already indistinguishable Is it brought by the peaked cap on the head, or the depression in the heart evaporates and floats in.

Zhuge Qing didn't notice it, and was still lazily sitting on the recliner watching the video. He didn't look up when he saw Wang Ye coming in, but just said casually: "Here it is, let's put it in the old place, I'll take it apart later and have a look." Receive whatever it is. I’ve already soaked the rice, and I’m waiting for you to come back and cook.”

Wang also walked over, and he didn't care if other couriers would be delayed and affect today's work, he just wanted to ask what the person in front of him was thinking.

"No, this time it's a valuable item, and it says on it that it must be disassembled and inspected in person before confirmation." Wang also picked up the utility knife he carried with him, and slashed open the scotch tape on the box, "I need it for work, please You cooperate."

"What is so troublesome?" Zhuge Qing, who noticed the strangeness, was finally willing to focus on the express delivery, and his eyes followed Wang Ye's movements, "Hey, it's really demolished, but I think our relationship is not valid. There's nothing left..."

Zhuge Qing suddenly became hoarse.

"Yes, our relationship is so strong, so I also told you frankly. I always knew that you bought these things, but I didn't know you well at the time and thought it was your personal business, so I didn't say anything, but later I regard you as a friend. There is something wrong with me, that is, I pay special attention to friends, especially in terms of physical health. It was for this that I arranged for you to find a partner. "

The product box was transferred from the courier box to Wang Ye's hands, and Zhuge Qing's eyes showed two spots of gray from the gap.

"I just wanted to ask you."

Wang also looked at Zhuge Qing who was speechless, holding the Tiaodan box in his hand, so strong that he squeezed the box into a piece.

"Since you are still buying these things, why did you reject Comrade Xiao Liu when you didn't even want to try?"

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