Pseudo-Soviet Fairy Tales

(There was a fake car at the beginning, but emm, it’s been strictly checked recently, so I deleted it~)

"No, it's too crowded, you go over there!"

It's a pity that before he finished speaking, Tang Hua's hand reached his face and wiped off the milky white shampoo.

His eyes were a little sore from the stimulation from the shampoo, and Tang Hua grabbed him just as he was about to rub his hands.

"Don't grab it, just bear with it."

"But itchy eyes..."

As he spoke, he couldn't bear to shed a few tears, and the tears turned into small pearls as soon as they entered the water, dyeing the originally clear bath water into rainbow colors.

Tang Hua looked at a pool of rainbow water with a headache. Just now Su Yu said that he wanted to wash his colorful Marysu hair, so he volunteered to help him.But Su Yu refused to let it go, and the shampoo that was originally on his hair flowed into his eyes.

Thinking of this, she reluctantly dragged him over, and carefully washed away all the shampoo for him.

While washing, he said, "I used to force me to rub bubbles with me, why don't you like it now."

"In the past, that was the past, when children were ignorant. Now it's different."

"Why is it different?" Tang Hua seemed puzzled.

Although Su Yu closed his eyes, Tang Hua could still feel his dodge.

"It's just...it's just..." It's just that the relationship is different now.

Just such a sentence, Su Yu didn't come out after a long time.

There was a smirk on the corner of Tang Hua's mouth, trying not to let it out, of course he knew why, he just wanted to tease him.

Looking at Su Yu's ears that were gradually turning red, he added in his heart, "By the way, I will take revenge for the 'rubbing bubbles' back then."

Looking at the deaf head in front of him because his hair was soaked in water, this person probably didn't know, but every time he thinks about the situation at that time, he can't help but think...

After drying the person meticulously and putting him on the bed, there was a dog blood TV series on the TV that he didn't know where to find.

Because he had just taken a shower, Su Yu was a little lazy, and he didn't even notice when someone was around his waist, just half sitting and half lying in Tang Hua's arms.

Tang Hua rested his head on Su Yu's shoulder, wishing time could stop.

But that won't work, it will reveal the truth.

His purpose has not been achieved.

Not yet.

The male and female protagonists on TV spoke beautiful lines, and Su Yu half-closed his eyes to watch.

"Oh, Ouyang Tiezhu, why are you Ouyang Tiezhu!"

"Oh, Ximen Cuihua, why are you Ximen Cuihua!"

"If my name is not Ximen Cuihua, and your name is not Ouyang Tiezhu, then how nice it would be."

Tang Hua closed his eyes. Although the lines were a little silly, he still listened to them.

He leaned against Su Yu's ear, calling the name of the person in his arms with a deep voice.

"Yuyu..."

This voice contained forbearance and temptation.Su Yu was stunned for a moment, and uttered a syllable in a daze.

"Ah."

……

The TV series is now at its climax, but no one is paying attention to this exciting moment.

"Oh, Cuihua."

"Oh, Tie Zhu."

"If the sky wants to kill us, then we will escape from this sky!"

"If the earth wants to stop us, then we will split the earth!"

The tragic BGM sounded, and the male protagonist Tie Zhu and the female protagonist Cuihua held hands and spoke their last lines towards the vast world.

"The sea can dry up, and the stone can rot, our love will never change!"

……

When he woke up the next morning, Su Yu felt sore all over his body, as if he often fell from bed to the floor when he was in elementary school.

The other side of the bed was still warm, but the person had disappeared.

The TV series on the TV has been released from yesterday to today, and I looked for it and found that there is no remote control here!

Negative Ratings!One star bad review!

And the most important thing is that this hotel doesn't even have anything that a hotel should have, it's a shame in lovehotile!

Tang Hua happened to come in with a bowl of porridge at this time. As soon as he entered the door, he saw Su Yu holding his waist with one hand, angrily about to write a bad review on the hotel's customer opinion form.

Seeing this, he quickly hugged him down, "What are you doing, it's so early in the morning." While talking, he rubbed him.

Su Yu was even more aggrieved when he heard the words, and risked crying blindly, he said, "This is a shame!"

Tang Hua was amused in his heart, but he didn't show it on his face, "That's right, this hotel is a disgrace. Why are you mentioning this?"

Su Yu was in disbelief when he heard this.

This Nima is really shameful, don't you feel ashamed of the person with such a name?

Tang Hua scooped up a spoonful of porridge and stuffed it into Su Yu's open mouth from shock, and he accidentally laughed out loud.

It was this accidental laugh that pulled Su Yu out of his increasingly wild fantasies.

Su Yu, who came back to his senses, couldn't help becoming angry from embarrassment. He stared at him and said, "Why are you laughing! Don't laugh! Give me the bowl and I will eat it myself!"

As he said that, he snatched the bowl, squatted on the sofa and sipped the porridge while watching the dog blood TV series.

Tang Hua looked at the uncomfortable smile, and hurriedly said to him, "Oh, by the way, I met Chris and Tina at the bottom just now, I didn't expect that they also lived in this hotel, and they lived next door to us , It is said that he also received a free coupon."

Su Yu raised his head from the bowl, licked off the rice grains stuck to the corner of his mouth, and said, "Oh, what a coincidence."

After speaking, he buried his head again.The taste of this porridge is quite good, with a complete color and fragrance, just like the ones he made before.

After finishing the porridge, Su Yu was urged by Tang Hua to change his clothes. The previous one was already dirty after going through the wind and frost.

Fortunately, Murong Ye didn't just focus on stuffing snacks into his bag, but also remembered to prepare some clothes for him.It's just that there are too many clothes prepared.

Su Yu counted, and there were almost 50 pieces.

I don't know if Murong Ye got his clothes and Merli's clothes wrong, there was actually a skirt mixed in among the more than 50 pieces of clothes.

He took the skirt back and touched one of the more than 50 pieces of clothing with his eyes closed.

It is really difficult for him to choose one of so many clothes.

Tang Hua looked at the dress that was taken back into the bag, feeling a little pity, and then stood by the door to guard him, preventing anyone who didn't have eyes from entering at this time.

Su Yu's back was facing Tang Hua, and from his position, he could clearly see the lines behind Su Yu.

At this moment, the door slowly opened a small crack.

Tang Hua pushed hard on the door panel with his hand, and shut the door together with Chris and his "Su Yu are you there?"

I was secretly annoyed that this hotel didn't even have a door lock.

Chris' cry of pain can still be heard outside the door, it may be that he was hit by pressing the door panel too hard just now.

But it doesn't matter, as long as his jade is not seen.

It wasn't until Su Yu changed his clothes that Chris was let in holding his nose.Behind her, Tina was smoking an unlit cigarette, looking at Chris as if she was mentally retarded.

Tang Hua led Su Yu to sit on the sofa, poured a cup of hot tea, and placed it in front of Su Yu.

This sofa is soft, like a big piece of cotton candy, you will feel lazy when you nest in it.

Chris couldn't help but be speechless watching the actions of these two people.

In broad daylight, two big men openly sprinkled dog food in the hotel. "Tsk tsk."

Before he could finish his tut, his leg was suddenly kicked by a five-centimeter high-heeled shoe. When he turned around, he saw Tina looking at him, and immediately poured tea like a dog.

Su Yu half-lyed on Tang Hua's body, looked at the man and woman opposite, and said in his heart, "Tsk tsk, you actually openly showed affection with your ex-girlfriend in broad daylight."

But now he is finally not sour, after all, he also has a boyfriend now.

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