Pseudo-Soviet Fairy Tales

A long, long time ago, Mary Sue world-famous writer Alante Sue Beltfore once said: "Heaven will send a great mandate to the people, and they must first make them touch porcelain. In this case, ignore That's it."

There is also a sentence at the end, "Go to the f*cking boss, get out!"

So Su Yu, who had always loved literature, followed the teachings of the great writer Alante Sue Beltfore, and pulled Tang Hua straight through them.

Seeing that he was going to leave, the two dwarves immediately hugged their thighs.

Don't look at this dwarf who looks as if he is only as high as his knees, but weighs a solid four hundred catties!

Su Yu, who could barely hold anything except his phone, managed to run away.Those two dwarves were holding his thighs while they were crying and howling, which was really annoying.

Su Yu had no choice. In order to get rid of the two brown candies as soon as possible, he had to say, "If you have any requirements, get off my lap first, otherwise we won't talk about it."

He has plenty of money, anyway, Prince Marysu's small treasury cannot be short of money.Last time he checked the ledger, and at a glance, one was followed by millions of zeros, and he couldn't help but sigh that rich people are good, even if they have nothing to do every day, counting those cute numbers is very happy.

The dwarf immediately let go of his hand, looked at him pitifully and said, "We don't want money, we just want my brother to come back alive."

Please still ask for money.

"Yuyu, this."

Tang Hua took out the small seven-colored pearls from the glass bottle, and Su Yu slapped his head. Cain had indeed said earlier that the small pearls were called "Cure All Diseases Pills", and it might really bring the dead back to life.

Look at his brain, how could he forget this.

Su Yu took out a legendary seven-colored pearl that could not be obtained from heaven or earth, and stuffed it into the mouth of Dwarf No. [-].

Number two and number three swallowed nervously, their eyes fixed on his movements.

As soon as the seven-colored little pearl entered his throat, the body of dwarf No. [-] suddenly emitted seven-colored light.

That beautiful unusual light surrounded him, and the figure of dwarf No. [-] could be vaguely seen suddenly elongated.

When the light dissipated, the short and fat dwarf No. [-] disappeared, replaced by a tall and thin dwarf No. [-]!

"You, are you our brother?"

Number two and number three looked up at him, unable to believe the scene in front of them.

The tall and thin dwarf No. [-] pushed up the broken hair on his forehead, and his ruby-like eyes were swollen and sparkling.

"My dear brothers, of course I am your elder brother."

This kind of colorful pearl actually has the effect of beauty, weight loss and heightening!

Su Yu looked at Dwarf No. [-] who was surrounded by his younger brothers, and thought to himself, you are changing actors!

In order to test whether the effect was true again, he took out two small colorful pearls and gave them to No. [-] and No. [-] with envious faces.He figured that if they also lost weight and gained height, then he would also eat one.

He also wants to grow taller!

Dwarves No. [-] and No. [-] swallowed the little colorful pearls, and were instantly surrounded by colorful lights.

After a burst of Mary Sue's light, Su Yu swore that he would not eat this food even if he was killed.

Dwarf No. 3, who was originally short and fat, has grown to a height of [-] meters. His whole body is covered with thick muscles, and bulging veins can still be seen on the muscles.His clothes were so torn that this harmonious world had to cast a mosaic light on him.

Then look at the same short and fat dwarf No. 1.5, [-] meters tall, with innocent and lovely lights shining in his big eyes, and his beautiful eyes are like ripe oranges.

The small lips are like cherries, and the hair is tied into twin ponytails with two yellow ribbons, which is very cute.

He won't make complaints about becoming handsome and expensive, but what's going on with you, number three?How come the gender has changed! ?

The three brothers...ah no.

The Three Sisters...nor.

Three brothers and sisters... yes, three brothers and sisters!

The three brothers and sisters bowed ninety degrees to them in unison.

"Thank you for making our dream come true."

No. [-] straightened up first, and said, "Young travelers, if you keep going straight, you can go to the next set."

Thank you for showing us the way, but can you not say the word "set"?Very dramatic.

At this time, No. [-] said, "Brothers, the other studio is too far away, why don't we send them there."

After hearing this, No. [-] readily agreed, and then asked No. [-] for his opinion, and No. [-] said he had no opinion, so it was such a happy decision.

Just when Su Yu was thinking about how the three dwarves (Yuan) would send them there, he saw the three of them lined up in an equilateral triangle, raised their middle fingers high to the sky, and then shouted, "Magic dwarves, become body!"

It seemed as if three meteors had streaked across the sky, and three rays of red, green, and yellow rays burst out from the dwarves, surrounding them into a magic ball.Su Yu and Tang Hua were blocked outside the ball, they couldn't see what was going on inside, and they didn't want to see it either.

Inside the magic ball are the shameful magical girl BGM and the shameful magical girl transformation spell.

Because this strong sense of shame has spread out of the screen, please cover your eyes like Tang Hua covered Su Yu's eyes during the transformation process and don't look at it.

Even if you can't see it.

The handsome magic guy and the magic brother were quietly waiting for No. [-] after their transformations.

After all, No. [-] is a real magical girl in a certain sense, and it is understandable that the transformation takes longer.

But can you two wait a little longer?

Handsome guy over there please don't kill ants.

Brother over there, please don't exercise in broad daylight!Put back the tree you pulled out. Thanks, it's not for dumbbells!

The yellow magic ball disappeared with a bang, and True Magical Girl No. [-] sauce slowly fell to the ground.

Su Yu took a closer look, and it seemed that there were no other changes except that the ponytails became longer and the clothes changed into skirts.

Tang Hua glanced at Su Yu, who had been staring at Magical Girl No. [-] Sauce, and looked away again.

No. [-] bounced and said to everyone, "I've been waiting for a long time, let's start."

Just when Su Yu thought they could finally continue walking, the three magic dwarves pointed their middle fingers to the sky again and shouted, "Dwarf mechs, fit together!"

Su Yu turned pale with shock, come back! ?

Finally, when their mechs were assembled, it was almost dusk.

Su Yu looked at the mecha in front of him, and couldn't help sighing in his heart, "It's so coquettish."

The mecha is about ten meters high, with a yellow head, and a pair of big Kaziran eyes that are the same as No. [-]'s on the part of the face.

The waist is red, with a coquettish red ribbon hanging on it, fluttering in the air in the wind.

The two legs are green, without any modification on them, but they look like they are covered with muscles from a distance.

And the most amazing thing is its two arms.It actually pulled out two trees at will and got together!

Facing the gigantic dwarf mech, which was extremely coquettish and full of disobedience, Su Yu just wanted to say a word.

"Too flamboyant."

Tang Hua pulled Su Yu all the way up the back of the mecha from the arm that was temporarily made with a tree.

The dwarf mech pointed to the sky with its right hand, probably making a fist like Bump Man, two rocket launchers popped out of its back, and with the three magical dwarves shouting "Dwarf mech, launch!" they rushed towards the vast sky, becoming Became the brightest star in the sky.

When they landed, the dwarf mech waved to them, and then flew into the vast universe again.

Su Yu looked around, and there was a whole open space in the middle, which occupied a huge area, and the surrounding trees seemed to have been arranged deliberately, neatly arranged.

But why is there only an open space in the middle with nothing?

"Welcome to the second set."

Just thinking about this, a small robot emerged from the ground, accompanied by the BGM of a big sword toy that cost five yuan at the school gate in elementary school, and houses with a very futuristic style slowly rose from the ground.

The wasteland where there was nothing before was filled with houses in a short while.

Immediately afterwards, more small robots emerged from the ground, saying in unison:

"Welcome to the city of the future!"

That scene was very spectacular and very well-arranged.Even though he has experienced this kind of "big scene" several times before because of the status of Prince Mary Su in the world of Mary Su.There will still be a little excitement in my heart.

But then again, isn't he writing about Mary Suwen?Why is this plot getting more and more biased?

"What the hell is this going on?"

When Tang Hua heard Su Yu's words accidentally muttered, he laughed and messed up his hairstyle, which was said to have cost [-] million yuan.

Said, "Whatever he is, as long as you are happy."

Su Yu hugged the little gold pot and followed the robot, but the little robot's chattering "city introduction" didn't reach his ears.

Happy?

Is he happy now?

Seeing his incomprehensible expression, Tang Hua straightened his [-] million hair and said, "If you don't believe me, touch the corner of your mouth, it's clearly bent."

Hearing this, Su Yu's hand unconsciously touched the corner of his mouth, and was surprised to find that the corner of his mouth was really curved.

"...Our future city has fresh air, lush vegetation, and good greenery. Every morning, we can hear the beautiful singing of birds..."

As a sparrow flew by, a bubble of bird droppings fell with a "click", and it landed on the head of the little robot with great precision.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly

The expressions on the little robot's screen changed rapidly, no matter what expression it was, it was not enough to express his inner collapse at this moment.In the end, the expressions on the screen turned into a bunch of garbled characters.

Seeing that the little robot's forehead was about to explode with smoke, Su Yu quickly took out a piece of tissue paper worth a thousand dollars and pasted it on the bird droppings, and then erased the garbled characters.

The little robot put on a smiling face again, wiped the bird poop on his head and said thankfully, "Ah, it's really helpful, I'll give this to you as a thank you."

As he spoke, he handed over ten free hotel coupons.But why is the word "lovehotel" printed on this coupon

Although their current relationship is indeed a couple, why should they give so much?

I suspect that this is a routine!

Just as he was about to say something, Tang Hua took the free coupon first.Su Yu watched his movements, and suddenly realized belatedly.

Aren't lips naturally curved?

The author has something to say: Tang Hua: I have a bold idea

In fact, the future city here is based on the future world where Tang Hua lives, and the purpose is to show Yuyu his hometown.

After all, Yuyu can't leave Mary Su's world yet.