second personality

"Pfft ha ha ha!" Taking the medicine, he shook his hand and lost his temper, "Are you serious brother?"

"Of course it's serious." Qin Youbing chuckled, "Are you dating online, brother taking medicine?"

"Can you shut up?" I couldn't help laughing after taking the medicine, "I might catch fire on you next time."

"It doesn't matter." Qin Youbing followed behind his character, "Death is also your ghost, it's under your boxer underwear, even being a ghost is romantic!"

"Fuck hahahaha!" The angle of view kept shaking while taking the medicine, "You must have perfume on your mouth!"

"Oh? Have you tasted it?" Qin Youbing asked back.

"You're still more coquettish, I'm willing to bow down." Taking medicine, he glanced at the safe zone, "Coincidentally, you're in the circle."

Qin Youbing casually glanced at the barrage, and sure enough, he saw what he was expecting.

Shixian's trumpet: For a fucking moment, I actually felt that my husband was suffering from...

Groundhog Nine: I testify that what I took off last night were indeed boxer briefs

Mufengkou Ten: Are they really going to date online?The kind that breaks up and goes to jail!

Britney who took medicine: Husband, what are you doing!You are live!The people all over the country heard you two talking so sarcastically!Pay attention to your image!

Banlangen instant noodles: This is very much like love. ——Lu Xun

Hypoglycemia: Why everything looks like me? --love

"Do you dare to turn off the voice package?" Yao Yao asked.

"Don't dare." Qin Youbing said while searching the house, "What if you know my gender and don't date me online?"

"Don't worry, it's not possible now." Taking medicine, he said with a smile, "Are you an adult, kid?"

"Of course I'm an adult." Qin Youbing made up nonsense, "Brother Yao, you don't even know that I've liked you for seven years! The seven-year itch!"

"Hey, rainbow fart is too much." Taking medicine, he didn't believe it, "I've only broadcast live for a few years."

"Then I've liked you for a long time!" Qin Youbing said.

"I see you have stimulated me for a long time." Taking medicine and laughing.

"How can there be?" Qin Youbing changed the subject, "By the way, Brother Yao, I bought your WeChat account. Did you see that the friend I sent you has verified it?"

"What? Did you really spend [-] on it?" After taking the medicine, he paused, "Did you buy it wrong?"

"Impossible, according to a reliable mysterious person, this is it!" Qin Youbing said.

"Fuck, the farmer won't sell me, will he?" Yao Yao said suspiciously, "I knew it, you men don't have a good thing!"

Qin Youbing couldn't help laughing out loud.

I don't know if it's because Qin Youbing was lucky that several laps were in the Destiny Circle, and even the final final lap happened to be with the two of them.

"Wow, I've got a condom on my head." Taking medicine, she exclaimed.

"What head?" After Qin Youbing finished speaking, a large formation appeared in the barrage.

"It's nothing." He took the medicine and coughed twice, "For the first time, you are indeed my mascot."

"Then brother, do you want to have me as a mascot forever?" Qin Youbing started flirting again.

"Hahahaha, okay, good brother, if I enter the pyramid scheme, I will be the first to pull you." He couldn't help laughing while taking medicine.

The last few heads are taken within a few seconds after taking the medicine, and the game is over.

"Goodbye, kid, we won't meet again next time, hahahaha."

After taking the medicine, Qin Youbing has quit the game.

The live broadcast continued, and Qin Youbing could still hear the medicine talking.

"It's so cute, I guess it's a primary school student."

"You're only a primary school student!" Qin Youbing poohed and snorted coldly.

After humming, I posted a Weibo to gain popularity.

@吃什么药草起 Hi: I am super happy to have matched my cp!Perhaps, this is the legend, lovers will eventually become teammates @总快时吃药

In the live broadcast room, the barrage reminded him that the other party had posted on Weibo.

"Yo, it's really him." After taking the medicine, he finally believed it and said, "Then I'll give him a thumbs up."

Qin Youbing quickly posted a barrage:

——Is this the official seal?

One minute later, his Weibo really received likes for taking medicine.

If it wasn't for Bingbing scratching at the door, Qin Youbing probably would have stared at that ID for half an hour.

"What's the matter?" Qin Youbing was in a good mood and opened the door as expected.

Bingbing stood outside the door with a dog face drooping, feeling very wronged.

"You know you're hungry?" Qin Youbing rolled his eyes, and went into the kitchen to get dog food for him.

"Let you steal it next time! I've taught Youyou badly." Qin Youbing fed the dog food angrily, and kept thinking about the scene just now.

That night, he had a beautiful dream.

It was in the standard room of the convenience hotel.

The warm yellow light from the ceiling sprinkled on the top of the two of them, rendering a layer of halo.

The two teenagers sat side by side on the edge of the bed, and the atmosphere was ambiguous.

"That kind of liking." Sitting side by side, Fang Chiyao turned to stare at him nervously.

"Which one do you like?" Qin Youbing was so nervous that his palms were covered with sweat, but he didn't dare to move his body.

"That kind."

Fang Chiyao also seemed to be a little short of words, his fingers twisted together a little restlessly, his lips moved, and finally, mustering up his courage, he leaned over and kissed him on the side of his cheek.

"This kind."

The young Qin Youbing's ability to manage expressions was almost zero, so he smiled and leaned over to kiss him on the side of the face.

"This kind?"

The tone was a little frivolous.

Fang Chiyao froze for a moment, then nodded vigorously, smiled, and kissed him again: "This kind."

Qin Youbing got up and pressed him on the bed, and kissed his lips fiercely. Because of too much force, their teeth collided with pain.

"This kind?"

The desire in the eyes is self-evident.

"Yes, this kind!"

Fang Chiyao rolled over and pressed him under him, and began to tear their clothes.

When he woke up, Qin Youbing was still in a daze.

Youyou scratched at the door to wake him up, he let his mind go for a few minutes, and resigned himself to getting up to wash his underwear.

The scenes that appeared in the dream happened in real life.

It's just that the ending is different.

During the summer vacation after graduation, they hugged and kissed for a long time in the hotel they booked, but neither of them took off their clothes.

At that time, they were so young that they even kissed cautiously and tentatively, for fear of making each other unhappy.

He had dreamed of confession countless times, but none was clearer than this time, and he was more excited than this time.

It was last night's question.

Qin Youbing was thinking about this question while eating breakfast.

Has he been a little too horny lately?

Arriving at the store, An Furong was introducing dog food to a customer.

Qin Youbing waved at her as a greeting, but just as he was about to put down his things, his phone rang suddenly.

Missing Person: Dear, are you there?

Missing Person: I just bought a car, can you tell me about car insurance?

When Qin Youbing saw the message pop up, he almost thought he was dazzled.

Just bought a car?

The tone was as relaxed as if he was saying, I just bought a bag of apples.

He quickly clicked into the dialog box and typed.

— When did you buy the car?

— Just now, I will drive home after paying the money.

—? ? ?

Qin Youbing never knew that buying a car was so simple, even if he bought vegetables at the vegetable market, he would have to haggle for a few minutes, right?

-honey are you there?

—How about multiple companies quoting within 5 minutes?I'm waiting, 2 minutes.

Qin Youbing stroked his forehead and sighed, this person is probably not stupid, is he?

— Dear dear, sorry, the bastard boss of our company ran away with his sister-in-law last night, we have quit.

After posting, Qin Youbing felt that he was also very stupid.

—?

— teasing me?

—Is your company located in Wenzhou, Zhejiang?

—You are not a liar, are you?

— No, you look very honest, you won't lie to me.

Seeing this fool posting five messages in a row, Qin Youbing laughed angrily.

He was going to become a keyboard warrior, and he would not be able to calm down unless he scolded this idiot so badly that he would never dare to trust liars again.

— Your eyes are used to fill the holes in your face, right?

—I'm so obviously a liar, can't you see?

—I said I added you to WeChat and you added it?

—I'm going to steal your account and use it to make illegal transactions, so please beg me crying!

- idiot!Let's have a snack!

— Ah, I'm so pissed off!How can you be so stupid!

—Stinky idiot!

After sending out the last sentence, a stupid idiot, a beautiful message box popped up.

You are no longer the other party's friend.

This is the result that Qin Youbing is satisfied with.

He calmed down and gave himself a thumbs up.

After clicking, I suddenly found that something seemed wrong.

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