second personality

The three got on the subway and were quickly dispersed by the crowd.

It was the rush hour at this time, so Qin Youbing held Xiao Li's hand tightly to keep them from separating, but when he looked up, Fang Chiyao disappeared.

Qin Youbing didn't feel much regret, after all, he already got his WeChat account.

Thinking of this, Qin Youbing's heart felt dark, and the smile on the corner of his mouth grew bigger and bigger, almost reaching his ears.

"Cousin." Xiao Li suddenly called him.

"What's wrong?" Qin Youbing lowered his head and saw Xiao Li looking at him with innocent eyes.

"Insurance." Xiao Li said.

"Insurance." Qin Youbing repeated after him, suddenly realized something, and quickly took out the phone.

As someone who buys insurance, my circle of friends is full of sand sculpture jokes, and the character design is too broken.

He thought for a few seconds, found out the circle of friends of his second cousin's aunt's third nephew, stole a few insurance posters from his feed, and set it to allow friends to view the latest three days' feed.

After finishing everything, he easily entered Fang Chiyao's circle of friends.

Surprisingly, there are so many dynamics.

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Qin Youbing was afraid that he couldn't help laughing out loud, so he didn't click in to have a look.

He posted a post that only Fang Chiyao could see, posted the picture, and accompanied it with the text: If you need me, car insurance, life insurance, various claims insurance, I will be your caring little padded jacket.

Soon, I received a like from Fang Chiyao.

After sending Xiaoli home, Qin Youbing walked home.

As soon as the door was opened, Bingbing jumped into the air and rushed towards Qin Youbing's chest.

Youyou squatted quietly on the sofa, watching all this indifferently.

"Go down!" Qin Youbing roared, pushed the dog down, and took off his coat.

Bingbing wrinkled her dog's face into a ball, and squatted aside very aggrieved.

"Damn it, look what you've done to your house!" Qin Youbing looked at the scattered papers on the carpet, and was about to continue scolding when he suddenly found that some papers were stained red, and the surrounding carpet was also stained red piece.

He was taken aback, and subconsciously looked at the two friends. After seeing the red stains on the mouths of the cat and the dog, he suddenly thought of something.

He walked a few steps to the coffee table, knelt down and looked down, sure enough.

The box his father sent to hold strawberries was gnawed to pieces, and there was not a single strawberry left in it.

There are three catties of strawberries.

"..." Qin Youbing lost his temper, reached out to pick up the pieces of the box, remained silent for a few seconds, and resignedly removed the coffee table from the carpet.

"I can do it!" Qin Youbing rolled up the carpet, threw it into the toilet, and said angrily, "I see how you can do it without the carpet! Ah!"

Bingbing breathed with her head down, weak and helpless.

"The ancestor who served others in the store will serve you as an ancestor when he comes back!" Qin Youbing closed the toilet door, went into the kitchen to cook, and was still thinking, "I haven't eaten a single one... Ah, I can't think , the more I think about it, the angrier I get."

At nine o'clock in the evening, Qin Youbing finally washed the carpet and put it on the balcony to dry.

He carried Youyou into the study, turned on the computer, and shut Bingbing out of the door.

Youyou put a cute posture on the desk, watched him install the voice pack, and clicked on the game.

In the group, Xiaobai sent a message, waiting for him to form a team.

Qin Youbing entered the live broadcast room where he was taking medicine, and the computer on which he was taking medicine stayed on the team formation interface, talking.

"To play with the children today, do you want to call the farmer?"

Qin Youbing took a look, he was on the trumpet this time: You are afraid that I did not take the medicine.

Coincidentally.

Qin Youbing knew that his rank was not worthy of taking medicine, so the name was chosen to match his trumpet:

Be normal, I'm not afraid

He formed a team with Xiaobai, a little excited: "Don't drive first."

"My voice hahahaha!" Xiao Bai smiled vaguely, "Wait until I finish this bowl of instant noodles."

"He's here." Taking medicine and laughing, "Isn't it shameful to bully children?"

"Receive your holy father's deeds." The farmer said loudly, "You are bullying me by taking me, do you understand?"

"Hahahahaha!" He almost choked on laughter after taking the medicine.

"Xiaobai, listen to my instructions. If I tell you to drive, you can do so." Qin Youbing said with a ten-thousandth expectation.

"Yeah, okay." After Xiaobai finished speaking, he added, "Fuck, your voice is so creepy, I get goosebumps when I hear it."

"Oh." Qin Youbing didn't care, "Anyway, I can't hear myself."

As soon as the medicine was ordered, Qin Youbing yelled, "Take it!"

Even Qin Youbing himself heard this roar, the eunuch's very thin voice was very exciting.

Xiaobai's hands trembled in fright, and the bowl of instant noodles in his hand plopped on his crotch.

"Ah!!!" Xiaobai's scream came from the earphone.

"What are you doing?" Qin Youbing was about to take off the earphones, but the moment he saw the screen, the hand holding the earphones stopped.

"A little more Buddhist this time?"

In the earphones, there was a slightly lazy voice of taking medicine.

Qin Youbing could clearly feel the beating of his own heart, thump, thump, thump...

It's not that Xiaobai was frightened.

"Damn it, you fucking yelled, I threw all of my instant noodle soup on me!" Xiao Bai yelled angrily, "Fortunately, this water is not boiling water, otherwise my lower body would be useless!!!"

There was silence in the channel for a few seconds, and then two people laughed wildly.

Qin Youbing hadn't recovered from the excitement of being matched with him in the first team, he was a little out of the picture.

"Brother, are you okay?" the farmer said, with an uncontrollable laugh in his voice.

"What a fart!" Xiao Bai was so angry that he couldn't tell whose voice it was, "I'm going to take a shower, you guys have fun, just pretend I missed the plane."

After speaking, the person really got up and left.

"What a miserable man." The farmer was still laughing while listening to the medicine, and reminded, "It's punctuated."

"Is there someone else?" He took the medicine and read out the name, "Be normal and I'm not afraid, hey, this name is not bad."

"Ahem." Qin Youbing uttered a voice, and after confirming that Xiaobai had left, he became more courageous, "Ah! Brother Yao is you!"

With this sound, Qin Youbing heard his own eunuch's voice from the mobile phone, and was very ecstatic.

"What?" After taking the medicine, he was stunned for a moment, "Male and female?"

"Damn it, did you use the voice pack?" The farmer saw through it at a glance, and marked a random spot, "Get ready to jump."

"I know you, Brother Yao!" Qin Youbing continued to fool around, "I'm your number one fan! You just read our Xiaohuang article yesterday, did you forget me today!"

"What..." Halfway through taking the medicine, he gasped, "Isn't it? Can this happen?"

"Oh, it's the black fan who blacked you?" The farmer interjected, "I seem to have exposed something."

Qin Youbing glanced at the barrage, and it was as lively as he expected.

After taking this contraceptive pill: Fuck me, have my fan god and my fan nerve finally met!

Pinru's Trumpet: The point is, is this really Ahi!

Groundhog Seven: True or not?It can't be fake, right?

What kind of disease did he get: Damn, is this the scene of a large-scale rape arrest by farmers?

Hypoglycemia: Hi, this voice, my ears are about to miscarry

Husband is awesome: Oh my god, I caught up with the live broadcast!Take up our CP banner!

"It's me." Qin Youbing jumped down with the two of them, "If you don't believe me, I will post a Weibo right now, saying that I am matched with you!"

"Don't, don't, no, I believe it." He laughed while taking the medicine, "Damn, you can't talk about people behind your back. Look, am I going to execute you publicly?"

"This is fate!" Qin Youbing said.

"No, you two are called fate, plus I'm evil fate, let's reopen." The farmer refused vigorously.

"Ya Butterfly! There is a one-in-[-] chance that we will meet!" Qin Youbing said.

"No, I refuse, unless you close the wheat." The farmer was very indifferent.

"Why are you chatting with my elder brother Yao when the wheat is closed?" Qin Youbing smiled.

"Fuck..." He laughed helplessly after taking the medicine, "You two go talk, I'll kill myself when I get down."

"Don't!" Qin Youbing said goodbye, drifting away from the two of them.

Farmer and Xiyao landed and began to search for things. Qin Youbing glanced at the distance, touched the mini14 first after going down, and observed the situation over there two houses away.

"Take the medicine and come here, I'll blow you up to death." The farmer shouted.

"Blow up your mother, I will blow up you to death!" He laughed while taking medicine.

"Today it's either you die or I die." The farmer cueed from the air, "Hey, if he is not dead, you should kill him."

"Okay." Qin Youbing responded.

The farmer ran to the house where the medicine was taken and threw a grenade at his feet.A few seconds later, Qin Youbing saw flames flashing from the opposite house.

He glanced at the live broadcast room, both taking medicine and the farmer got down on the ground.

"I □□ fucking really exploded!" Taking the medicine, he squirmed slowly, "You die here, I want my black fan boss to save me."

"Are you human!" The farmer was shocked by his words, "Listen, are you speaking human language!"

"I'm a fucking god! You said it yourself!" Taking medicine, he slowly moved out of the house.

"Hello, both of you." The farmer was exhausted physically and mentally, "You actually want to give up on me for a gangster."

Qin Youbing couldn't hold back, and laughed out loud.

"Don't laugh!" the farmer complained, "it's a brother who was born and died, look at how hard he is!"

"Hahahahaha!" He called his teammates after taking medicine, "My friend, come and help me."

Counting the time, Qin Youbing ran over in the last ten seconds and helped him to take the medicine.

Then the two straightened their backs and stood beside the farmer, watching him transform into a box.

After taking the medicine, I couldn't stop laughing, and finally said: "What is this called, don't make more trouble for ugly people."

"Bah! Heartbreaker!" The farmer laughed angrily, "You guys play, I'm offline, and my mother called me to eat."

"Eat at nine o'clock?" He said while searching for things nearby while taking medicine, "Find yourself a harder step."

Qin Youbing glanced at the barrage after hearing the words, and it was really filthy.

"Go away, get off." The farmer quit the game.

With only the two of them left, Qin Youbing's mood became more and more wild.

"Brother Yao." He called out to him, "Isn't this a coincidence?"

"Yeah." He didn't play seriously after taking the medicine, and his voice was casual, "It's you, calling me a white lotus on Weibo every day?"

"I'm wronged!" Qin Youbing cleaned up the dirty water first, "Ah Hi has never done that kind of thing! Ah Hi is innocent!"

"Hahaha, your voice is so funny." Taking medicine to eliminate a person from the window, he said, "Tell me, what is your purpose?"

"Hey hey." Qin Youbing glanced at the location of the safe zone and smiled, "Brother Yao, are you dating online?"