Fake CP hype is real

Luming: "..."

"There's no need to treat it!" He waved his hand and said mysteriously, "We can play something more exciting."

Lu Ming moved closer to Xiao Zhun, raised his eyebrows, and said with a smirk, "We can sing in a majestic chorus!"

Xiao Zhun: "..."

Lu Ming said proudly: "This song...I can sing it very well! Especially the part of Jiaochuan...hehehe"

Xiao Zhun frowned, disgusted, "I don't sing."

"Not singing?" Lu Ming was puzzled, "You...can't breathe!"

Xiao Zhun: "...why should I know how to fuck?"

Lu Ming waved his hand, and said very grandly, "It's okay, I can teach you!"

Xiao Zhun: "I don't want to learn. You are not allowed to sing either."

The half-drunk Xiao Zhun was still very serious, and spoke in a serious manner, "...Otherwise, I will rape you."

Lu Ming: "...Really?"

Xiao Zhun: "Really."

Lu Ming frowned: "You are too scary. Do you keep your promise?"

Xiao Zhun: "Yes."

Then... Lu Ming began to sing majesticly loudly.

Xiao Zhun: "..."

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