Fake CP hype is real
Chapter 18 Outer 3 Drunk at Yan's House
(Chapter 9 related, Chapter 11 related, Chapter 15 ([-]) related, if you forgot, you can go back and have a look)
Xiao Zhun was only half-drunk, but he was no longer as rational as the drunk Lu Ming. While exchanging saliva with Lu Ming, he slid down Lu Ming's waist.
Lu Ming patted Xiao Zhun's hand down, barely opening his mouth, and said, "No, no, no..."
Xiao Zhun took his hand away, put the tip of his nose against Lu Ming, lowered his eyes, and asked, "What's wrong?"
Lu Ming thought of a reason with his remaining consciousness, and said seriously: "I... I have hemorrhoids."
Xiao Zhun: "..."
Lu Ming continued to seriously say: "I'm like Guishui's concubine, I can't sleep with you today."
Xiao Zhun: "Have hemorrhoids?"
Lu Ming nodded.
Xiao Zhun asked, "Is it serious?"
Lu Ming nodded, seriously: "Very serious."
Xiao Zhun: "How serious is very serious?"
Lu Ming: "...this...ah"
He faltered for a long time, and his language level had deteriorated severely after drinking, so he didn't know how to describe the degree of "seriousness".
Xiao Zhun smiled: "Let me see."
He touched Lu Ming's glistening lips, and said softly, as if he was bewitching something, "Hey, show me..."
"I'll treat you..."
The author has something to say: Although today is so short... I still have the cheek to ask the author to be a favorite.
Xiao Zhun was only half-drunk, but he was no longer as rational as the drunk Lu Ming. While exchanging saliva with Lu Ming, he slid down Lu Ming's waist.
Lu Ming patted Xiao Zhun's hand down, barely opening his mouth, and said, "No, no, no..."
Xiao Zhun took his hand away, put the tip of his nose against Lu Ming, lowered his eyes, and asked, "What's wrong?"
Lu Ming thought of a reason with his remaining consciousness, and said seriously: "I... I have hemorrhoids."
Xiao Zhun: "..."
Lu Ming continued to seriously say: "I'm like Guishui's concubine, I can't sleep with you today."
Xiao Zhun: "Have hemorrhoids?"
Lu Ming nodded.
Xiao Zhun asked, "Is it serious?"
Lu Ming nodded, seriously: "Very serious."
Xiao Zhun: "How serious is very serious?"
Lu Ming: "...this...ah"
He faltered for a long time, and his language level had deteriorated severely after drinking, so he didn't know how to describe the degree of "seriousness".
Xiao Zhun smiled: "Let me see."
He touched Lu Ming's glistening lips, and said softly, as if he was bewitching something, "Hey, show me..."
"I'll treat you..."
The author has something to say: Although today is so short... I still have the cheek to ask the author to be a favorite.
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