food is the sky

The palm-length crucian carp is deep-fried and steamed in a pressure cooker mixed with the prepared sauce. Even the thickest bone spurs can be soaked and softened by the rich soup.The fresh prawns in the morning market were stripped of the prawn threads and the sliced ​​submerged fish meat was pureed by a cooking machine, wrapped in wonton wrappers and set aside for later use.The millet porridge has been boiling and tumbling in the casserole for a long time. With the aroma of various colors, it is like a hook waiting for something to take the bait.

Yu Wenzhou woke up at five o'clock in the morning, lying in his arms was not only Huang Shaotian who was sleeping soundly, but also a pudding who slipped into bed and squeezed between them.One person and one cat were all sleeping on their backs. Huang Shaotian was face up with one hand on his heart and the other on the pillow. Coincidentally, the pudding was also belly up with one claw stretched forward and rolled up. curled up on the chest.For a moment, Yu Wenzhou couldn't resist taking a photo with his mobile phone as a souvenir. In the photo, one person and one cat had exactly the same mouth corners, as if they were happily dreaming of something good.

So cute.

Yu Wenzhou squeezed Pudding's spread claws, and then squeezed Huang Shaotian's hand, ready to get up in a good mood and prepare something delicious.

Huang Shaotian rolled restlessly under the blanket, hooked by the scent, lay sleepily on the soft quilt, and seriously thought about where he was.The mattress is unbelievably soft, and the quilt is so soft that people can sink into it, dragging their thoughts and sinking into a deeper sleepiness.When he opened his eyes and was still in a daze, Huang Shaotian raised his hand to look for the phone in a daze, and his chin was licked by something prickly, and he instantly regained consciousness.

He struggled to pull out a cat that was also drowsily asleep from the bed. The pudding's fur was strewn all over the place and its ears were lying obediently behind its head. It seemed a little unhappy to be caught out of the warm bed. Shouting and half-opening his eyes, he wanted to lick Huang Shaotian.

It's over! ! ! ! !Whose cat is this? ?From Yu Wenzhou's family? ? ?Then whose bed am I in? ? ?

What the hell did I do last night? !Seems like something super incredible? ! ! !

Huang Shaotian covered himself, including the pudding, under the blanket, and Yu Wenzhou heard the bangs on the bed and turned off the fire and looked into the bedroom.I saw a big bulging egg roll on the bed, and when I heard the sound, I remained motionless and pretended to have fallen asleep.

"There are fried fresh shrimp wontons and fried fish in the morning," Yu Wenzhou knocked on the door. "There is also a bowl of milky porridge boiling in the casserole. If you don't get up quickly, I will take advantage of it."

A furry head and pointed ears protruded from the quilt. Pudding crawled out half way and was pulled back into the quilt by his waist. He made a long voice and then fell silent.Huang Shaotian was covered in pitch black under the quilt, only a pair of shiny cat eyes could be seen, he could feel the bed sinking, probably Yu Wenzhou sat on it.

What to do? Yu Wenzhou is here. What is he going to do here... Why is it so delicious... I'm so hungry...

When Yu Wenzhou dug Huang Shaotian out of the bed, Pudding couldn't wait to get out of the bed to breathe.When the little policeman came out of the bed, his entire neck and ears were red, and he didn't know whether he was suppressed or shy.

"Wontons are stuffed with mixed shrimp and fish." Yu Wenzhou didn't force Huang Shaotian to get up immediately. "Later, melt the butter and fry it. Sprinkle some sesame seeds and chopped green onion, the skin will become crispy and hard." You can eat it. By the way, there is also the deep-fried crucian carp, I mixed it with oil-consuming sauce and steamed it in a pressure cooker, and there will be no thorns."

Huang Shaotian's stomach growled when he heard the words, and smelling the aroma that he wanted to pretend he couldn't smell it, he couldn't ignore it, it was like a hunger fire plus an unknown fire, and it burned up.Seeing that he hadn't moved yet, Yu Wenzhou poured oil on the fire: "There is also corn milk porridge, if you don't get it up, you can finish it with that small casserole... um..."

Huang Shaotian pinched him by the collar of his clothes and pushed him down on the bed. He covered Yu Wenzhou's hands and feet with the quilt naked to prevent him from moving. The little policeman who had passed the stage of shyness and innocence warned him by pointing at his nose and threatening: "I Ask and answer! No nonsense or perfunctory me!"

Yu Wenzhou couldn't help laughing: "Sir, are you trying to extract a confession by torture?"

Huang Shaotian gave him a warning look: "Name, age, occupation, work address!?"

Yu Wenzhou didn't cooperate with the interrogation at all: "Is there anything else you want to ask on such a good morning? For example, what did I do last night? Also, you don't want to know anything about your height, weight, and blood type?"

Huang Shaotian squinted his eyes, arched his back to reveal a nice section of waistline muscles, and pressed down along Yu Wenzhou's waist with one hand: "If you want to say something, I will destroy your crime tool! I don't mind either, but it's better if you explain your identity honestly first, or I accidentally miss a part or something..."

"Then you won't be happy then." Yu Wenzhou relaxed his limbs so that Huang Shaotian wouldn't hurt him. "Name Yu Wenzhou, age 25, current occupation is the owner of a dessert shop, and his work address is xx South Road xx."

"Didn't I ask you this!?" Huang Shaotian raised his hand and pinched Yu Wenzhou's waist, pressing his fingers dishonestly on the skin and groping up, "You know what I'm going to ask! Don't play dumb!"

Yu Wenzhou suddenly showed a meaningful smile: "The height is 178, and the length is also about 178? I haven't measured it carefully, but the first unit is centimeters and the second is millimeters."

Huang Shaotian was stunned for a moment, and in a fit of rage, he pinched Yu Wenzhou's waist and bit his shoulder fiercely: "Who asked you this?! If I want to know, why don't you take off your pants and see for yourself? Yu Wenzhou, don't you?" Play stupid for me! You know the second generation Suokesar and you know that the person he is looking for is me! Who are you? Why are you!? Do you believe it or not? Can it be reassembled after being disassembled?!"

"Wang Jiexi still has this ability." Yu Wenzhou rubbed his shoulders and tilted his head to look at Huang Shaotian. "I thought you would threaten me that you would dismantle it yourself and put it back together."

"..." Huang Shaotian took another bite indignantly, "It's not about installing the computer, why should I install it myself!! Let you tell me the truth and you just keep playing tricks on me! Is it true that you must torture me to extract a confession?! "

There was a stabbing pain in his shoulder, and Yu Wenzhou felt that if he didn't stop it, he would really be bitten to the skin under the "torture to extract a confession": "What do you want me to explain? Did I have any violations of law and discipline?"

Huang Shaotian lowered his head and thought about it seriously, and was horrified to find that this guy really didn't show any flaws!

Yu Wenzhou kindly reminded him: "The porridge will overflow if we don't turn off the fire, shall we have breakfast first?"

Huang Shaotian carried him to the bed without giving up: "Then you must at least tell me how you knew that hacker's signature!"

"Well," Yu Wenzhou pretended to think for a while, and waved at Huang Shaotian, "Come closer and I'll tell you secretly."

Huang Shaotian moved his ears closer as he said, and the hot air that he exhaled touched the skin, dyeing the pinna of the ears a thin layer of red.Yu Wenzhou has always held the attitude of not taking anything for nothing when it was delivered to his mouth. Huang Shaotian only felt something soft brush his ears, and then he was plunged into a strange kind of damp heat, which stung him slightly. Respond immediately...

"Yu Wenzhou!!!!!!"

"I said, I said..." Yu Wenzhou was bitten several times on the back of Yu Wenzhou's neck by Huang Shaotian, and the place where he was bitten was as hot as a wound, "The reason why I know the hacker's signature you mentioned is completely Because of……"

Huang Shaotian bared his teeth, and raised his hand to show Yu Wenzhou his claws, silently threatening.

Yu Wenzhou smiled playfully: "The netizen in Haidian told me."

This time, Huang Shaotian really disarmed him without releasing any water, and subdued him on the bed.In the end, after tortured for a long time, Yu Wenzhou still looked impeccable, but Huang Shaoqi let him go and turned around to express that he didn't want to talk to him anymore.

"I think it might be more effective for you to use torture to extract a confession." The freed Yu Wenzhou found his own shirt and put it on Huang Shaotian. "For example, you can do what you said last night."

Huang Shaotian tried his best to recall what he said last night, and asked him without a clue: "What did I say last night?"

A bad premonition welled up, Huang Shaotian looked at Yu Wenzhou's approaching face and his heart was pounding like he was about to jump out, he stammered and asked him, "I warn...don't make up things that you don't have. !I drank too much...I drank too much, so honest! I drank too much...I drank too much and fell asleep...Why are you so close when you talk about things!!!??"

"You said you wanted to seduce me." The distance between them was probably only a piece of paper, and Yu Wenzhou could touch each other with a slight movement. From this angle, you could see Huang Shaotian's face that was so red that it was about to bleed instantly. , emphatically emphasize the keyword, "Well, seduce me."

Huang Shaotian really stuttered this time: "I...I...I..."

"Guess what I answered?"

He was expecting an answer, his head seemed to be rolling in lava, and there were thousands and ten thousand horses galloping in his blood.But he was afraid of this answer. He didn't know what kind of attitude Yu Wenzhou had when he said these ambiguous words, and he didn't know whether he was trying to tease himself or... or...

Can't think of that answer! !I've never seen someone who likes someone specifically bullying him like this! !That Yu Wenzhou definitely doesn't like you! !

"How did you answer?" Huang Shaotian bumped his face away, swallowed, "I don't care how you answer!!"

Yu Wenzhou leaned forward and kissed Huang Shaotian's cheek lightly. The feeling of his lips touching his skin was like rose petals falling on his hands. Huang Shaotian glanced at him nervously, his eyes eager for a trial result made him really uncomfortable. I have the heart to bully me.

"I said, I accept the temptation."

Huang Shaotian blinked his eyes and didn't seem to be able to react, he looked so innocent and natural like a young boy, he stretched out his hand to straighten Yu Wenzhou's head as if he was a little uncertain and asked him: "You...what do you accept???"

"Accept your seduction." Yu Wenzhou leaned over to touch Huang Shaotian's lips with his lips, and licked lightly with the tip of his tongue, "I found that the person I like was lying in my arms and making a fuss and tossing. When you take off your clothes and masturbate and say you want to seduce yourself, if you don’t accept this surprise, you must be stunned by this surprise.”

Huang Shaotian chewed the meaning of Yu Wenzhou's words over and over again like a fool, and with some uncertainty, he rushed forward and bit the corner of Yu Wenzhou's mouth: "Did you just say you like me?!"

"There was also someone who made a fuss and tossed about last night, taking off his clothes while masturbating and saying that he wanted to...uh..."

"That's not the point!!" Young Master Huang blushed from the weather, biting and gnawing on him, "Say you like me!"

Yu Wenzhou said kindly: "I like you."

No matter how shy he was, he couldn't suppress the ecstasy at this moment. Huang Shaotian rolled on the bed a few times and hooked Yu Wenzhou's neck like a child wanting candy: "Say it again! Say it again, good Wenzhou!"

"If you really don't go to the kitchen, the porridge will overflow."

"Don't talk about him!" Huang Shaotian hooked Yu Wenzhou's belt and refused to let him go, rolling on the bed, "Don't worry about that porridge!"

"Didn't you just care about who I am aggressively? And what about your torture? Sir, you can't be sugar-coated halfway like this."

I don't care who you are!Huang Shaotian entangled Yu Wenzhou happily and wanted to confirm again, the feeling of getting what he wanted was simply amazing.It's like the heart soaked in honey sprouts in the cream, and the flowers that finally bloom are as beautiful and unreal as sweet.

"I don't care, I don't care," Huang Shaotian shamelessly threw himself on Yu Wenzhou's back, wrapping his arms around Yu Wenzhou's and yelling at him, "Say it again!"

"Stop talking," Yu Wenzhou carried a large human doll to the kitchen, and finally rescued the porridge in the casserole. The fragrance of milk mixed with the sweetness of corn made sweet bubbles one after another in the casserole, "said It’s been said twice, let’s say it again…”

Huang Shaotian watched as he took out the frying pan and lit it to melt the butter, the aroma came to his face and began to rise into heat, the wrapped fresh shrimp and fish wontons pricked and stir-fried to reveal a little bit of burnt yellow, and finally spread to the whole place like happiness On the wontons.

"Say more?" Huang Shaotian bit Yu Wenzhou's chin, bit by bit like a kitten biting someone, "Say it!"

"You don't even say it, why should I say it?" Yu Wenzhou put away the oil-absorbing paper and sprinkled a handful of sesame seeds and scallions on top of the fried wontons, and kissed Huang Shaotian's corner of the mouth back when putting it on the plate, "I'm a penny-pincher. businessman."

Huang Shaotian was stunned for a moment, and immediately came to his senses and rushed forward to pester Yu Wenzhou, confessing in a loud voice: "I like you, I like you, I like you! Quickly give Ben a smile and say that you like me! Did you hear me! We can have a good meal after talking about it." Well! I’m so hungry, Wenzhou, I like you so much!”

"I like you too," Yu Wenzhou brought the casserole between the two of them, and satisfactorily placed a plate of fried fish with softened bones, "So, good morning, it's time for breakfast, dear Shaotian. "

Huang Shaotian pressed him with enthusiasm and kissed him vigorously. After the lips parted with a mua sound, he still licked them reminiscently, flirting with Yu Wenzhou confidently: "Good morning! I think you are better than breakfast!"

"Is that so?" Yu Wenzhou calmly pulled the plate of fried wontons closer to him, "Then just watch me eat."

don't want! ! !Huang Shaotian screamed, that's not how beautiful and delicious food is used! ! ! !