food is the sky

Due to various moods, Fang Shiqian has been making trouble with his cousin three times a week since he took in a cockatiel. Suggest him: "How about I make a row for you? You drink 'he loves me' or 'he doesn't love me' in order? Whichever cup is drunk is which? Let Fang Rui count for you."

Fang Rui laughed wildly in the backstage of the bar: "Boss despises you."

Fang Shiqian glanced at Fang Rui suspiciously: "Boss, you still lack a lot of dishwashing staff, right? It just so happens that there is a young jobless young man in my family. It's almost free labor, so it's not for nothing, right?"

Fang Rui, an unemployed young man, immediately shut up, hugged the big brother's arm with watery eyes and acted like a spoiled child: "He is an employed young man, right, boss! Isn't singing in a bar a serious job? You don't want me to wash dishes with my hands." ?!"

Fang Shijing withdrew his arm and continued to play with his cups: "It's okay, the back kitchen turns left, remember to wipe off the water drops with gloves on after washing the new batch of cups."

Fang Rui pursed his lips and went reluctantly. Fang Shiqian looked at the back of the child going away and leaned over to whisper a few words to Fang Shijing, then continued to drink gin on the counter with an abandoned face.His gray parrot came over and took a sip of the wine, immediately screamed and circled around the room, and then bumped its head against the pillar.

Fang Shiqian looked at Fang Shijing shaking the shaker, flipping his wrist and making a few pretty gestures, a little puzzled: "You seem to be in a particularly good mood today, and you actually did it yourself?"

Fang Shijing snorted a few times noncommittally, picked out two long drinking glasses and poured the shaken wine juice into it. The abundant foam seemed to be overflowing at the same time, and the soda water pressed them down.The last two glasses of Qin Feishi with orange slices on the rim were pushed down in front of Fang Shiqian, and Fang Shijing slowly sipped the other.

Fang Shiqian took a sip of this glass of wine silently, making sure that his brother was in an extremely good mood now.

"Wenzhou said at night that he would bring a kid here," Fang Shijing glanced at Fang Shiqian, "It is said that the kid's new colleague surnamed Wang is also among the people who came with him."

Fang Shiqian got up and became excited for less than two seconds, then sank down: "Ordinary cocktails can't make you drunk..."

Fang Shijing pushed his glasses: "How about I get you a glass of black Russian to try? Besides, why are you playing when you're drunk?"

"That's right." Fang Shiqian held the cup and thought carefully, "When you're drunk, your whole body is soft, and the places that should be hard won't harden."

Fang Rui washed the cup and came out and immediately covered his ears when he heard the words: "You dirty adults!!"

"Go ahead and wash the dishes!" The two dirty adults ordered at the same time.

Fang Rui pursed his lips and angrily dropped what he was holding, turned around and left.

Although I don't know why Yu Wenzhou is so happy to bring his little boyfriend to Fang Shijing, but since Fang Shijing is in a particularly good mood right now, Fang Shiqian wants to ask, "So what are you happy about today?"

Fang Shijing dipped his hand in some alcohol and fluently drew a signature-like pattern on the bar counter. After stopping his hands, he took a few glances at Fang Shiqian and wiped it off with a tissue: "Got it?"

Fang Shiqian nodded knowingly, raised his wrist and clinked a cup with Fang Shijing, the rims of the cups collided with each other and made a crisp "ding" sound against Shijing's careless face above the cup.Fang Shiqian took a sip from his wine glass and blessed him meaningfully: "Then I wish you all your wishes come true now."

In the evening, Yu Wenzhou arrived one step ahead of the other troops. The bartender lying on the bar had been replaced by a lazy young man. Yu Wenzhou took a cold bottle of wine to ice his face in a funny way.Zheng Xuan was so cold that he barely opened his eyes to see the person coming, and then pointed to the back: "The old mirror has gone inside..."

"You look like Mr. Jing hasn't fired you yet," Yu Wenzhou watched Zheng Xuan lazily lying down again and teased him, "If Song Xiao sees it, he insists on arguing to change jobs with you."

Zheng Xuan raised his finger and pointed at Fang Rui, who was very happy shaking the shaker: "Free labor, let's give the children a chance to perform."

Yu Wenzhou came over with some freshly baked toast, and Fang Shijing was waiting for him in the rest area behind.When he entered the door, he saw the East-West World Mirror in his hand, and he couldn't help laughing: "If you are asked to open a restaurant, you really fall in love with this job?"

Yu Wenzhou blinked, and looked at Fang Shijing innocently: "It's used to help you talk. I think dessert is more effective than alcohol according to his mental age. If you don't believe me, you can ask Brother Fang, right?"

In front of Fang Shiqian was a pile of high and low cocktail glasses, and in his hand was a glass of margarita with salt flowers hanging on it. He glanced at their master and apprentice with a drunken eye: "Use desserts instead of cocktails, don't you think so?" Aren't you afraid that your master will get someone drunk and take him away?"

"How much did he drink?" Yu Wenzhou rolled up his sleeves and took a knife to take out the inside of the toast and cut it into small pieces, and asked Fang Shijing for cheese and honey, "Is this a drink to soothe his sorrows or is he planning to make trouble with the drink later?" ah?"

Fang Shijing sneered: "I think he is planning to have sex after drinking."

The small pieces of toast brushed with honey and cheese were sent into the oven. Yu Wenzhou took a small brush and continued to brush honey cheese mixed with butter on the toast shell.By the way, he asked Fang Shijing curiously: "Then I'll bring you Shaotian in later?"

Fang Shijing took out the raw material of vanilla-flavored cream cheese jelly that he had prepared earlier, and brought out the baked small toast to signal Yu Wenzhou to put the toast shell in to bake: "I will let him come to me, if he can really Recognize that signature."

Zhang Jiale is a lively person. It is not enough to invite a new colleague to the bar, but also to call a bunch of acquaintances. Fang Rui, who was addicted to mixing drinks for his cousin all afternoon, felt inexplicably sore when he saw such a large group of people approaching. up.Fortunately, Zheng Xuan is on duty today, and he has already set the theme of today's cocktail in order to be lazy.

"Constellation cocktails?" Yu Wenzhou greeted Huang Shaotian at the bar, and asked Zheng Xuan while holding a list, "The cocktails that can be selected at once are narrowed down to 12 kinds, does he know that you are so lazy?"

Zheng Xuan slapped the broken ice lazily: "How could that be? I didn't make the decision alone. The main reason was that someone asked me if there was any fair way for people to order strong cocktails by themselves. After asking around, I found out Isn't that good for Cancer?"

Yu Wenzhou thought about the cocktail of Cancer and Scorpio, and suddenly lit a candle for Wang Jiexi with a sigh.

The atmosphere of the bar was really too good, Zhang Jiale looked around and felt that it was rather a bar, more like a dimly lit dessert house, although the only choice in this place was alcohol besides alcoholic beverages.It's just that Wang Jiexi and Xiao Shiqin looked at the two identical glasses of pale yellow cocktails in their hands, and their expressions were truly unpredictable.

Zhang Jiale grinningly held a glass of blue Hawaiian and leaned over to take a sip from Wang Jiexi's hand: "Huh, she's a good wife and mother? If you don't drink a short drink quickly, the smell will go away later."

The flavors of brandy and citrus liqueur are very strong, and the taste of sweet vermouth can only be found after careful tasting.Wang Jiexi was a little uncertain about the alcohol content of this one, so he glanced at Zhang Jiale hesitantly: "Is this really the Cancer one?"

Zhang Jiale nodded, shaking the glass in his hand: "Pisces Blue Hawaii."

Huang Shaotian quietly looked at the bowl of ice cream in front of him, trying to threaten the bartender with his eyes: "Why is mine ice cream?!"

Zheng Xuan lazily yawned and pointed to Yu Wenzhou who was leaning against the bar with a cup of black tea-like drink: "He said not to give alcoholic drinks to the children. The only non-alcoholic drinks we have are yogurt and ice cream."

Huang Shaotian rushed forward and hugged Yu Wenzhou's arm vigorously, wanting to have a heart-to-heart talk with him: "You brought me to the bar to drink this for me?!! Are you guilty? Where is the emperor's Simo?!! Don't think I don't know what Leo is drinking !! Bring out the wine to Ben Shao!"

If it wasn't for his fingers drawing something on Yu Wenzhou's back, Yu Wenzhou would really have thought that he was here to punish the teacher.

"I hid the wine," Yu Wenzhou invited him, "Would you like to look for it?"

Zhang Jiale witnessed the whole process of abduction, and suddenly turned his head to Wang Jiexi's shoulder and said, "Why do I think Huang Shaotian will suffer a lot if he falls into Yu Wenzhou's hands?"

Xiao Shiqin immediately choked on the wine and coughed for a long time: "I don't think... but I'm sure..."

The door opened when Fang Shijing mixed the frozen rum cheese with baked crispy cheese toast to fill the whole crispy and milky cheese shell, and then piled creamy ice cream and strawberries on top.He was pushed onto the sofa by Huang Shaotian like a hungry tiger. Before he could fully react, a fluffy head kept rubbing against his arms.

"Which generation are you?" Huang Shaotian asked eagerly, holding Fang Shijing's collar, "That signature! A hacker's signature!"

Yu Wenzhou thoughtfully closed the door for them: "Knock the door if you come out after the lecture."

After finding a point of contact, Yu Wenzhou silently calculated, took the second cup of Hiroshima black tea that Zheng Xuan handed him, and drank it slowly as if thinking about something.Fang Rui sneaked up against the wall and said, "The people you brought are making a fuss, who will be charged?"

Yu Wenzhou blinked innocently: "Who is making trouble?"

"There's a stunned young man," Fang Rui pointed at the door, "Tell me to find someone, otherwise I will call the police and say we are a pornographic place..."

That was quite courageous, Yu Wenzhou nodded to show that he understood: "Don't worry, someone will take care of it."

Zhang Jiale only had time to confirm with Yu Wenzhou that Huang Shaotian was with him, so he helped Xiao Shiqin to deal with the stunned young Sun Xiang at the door, but just after handing over Xiao Shiqin, he was grabbed by the arm and stumbled.Wang Jiexi was a little speechless watching one of them leave and never come back. A glass of blue-purple Fantasia fell in front of him.

Fang Shiqian sat across from him with red eyes, smiling wickedly: "What a coincidence, do you want another drink?"

Wang Jiexi suddenly felt that he had drunk too much...

When Huang Shaotian came out of that room, Yu Wenzhou had already had his third cup of Long Island iced tea. Huang Shaotian came out with his head down, like an idiot, and slammed his head on his chest.Yu Wenzhou patted his head: "Why didn't you talk to Mr. Jing?"

Huang Shaotian looked at his cup, and suddenly snatched it away and took a sip: "You actually hid aside and drank iced black tea???"

Before Yu Wenzhou had time to explain, he watched Huang Shaotian drink up his Long Island black tea in one gulp, and rubbed his head a little bit dumbfoundingly: "This is just changing the Coke in the Long Island iced tea with black tea, it's wine or wine... you Drink slowly..."

There was a sweetness about him, Yu Wenzhou hugged him into his arms and smelled it: "You ate the whole rum cheese toast?"

Huang Shaotian rubbed his belly foolishly: "That's right, isn't it just for me to eat?"

Fang Shijing followed and came out, looking at Huang Shaotian's expression with a troubled expression: "I still ate two."

But after getting the information he wanted, Fang Shijing signaled Yu Wenzhou to take Huang Shaotian back quickly, and the drunk little Internet policeman continued to chatter and torture people, from pestering Yu Wenzhou for that kind of toast to chanting Fang Shijing's name, until Yu Wenzhou put his arms around Yu Wenzhou's neck and pushed him back to the bed, as if he realized it only after he worked so hard to put him on the bed.

Yu Wenzhou lay on the bed and watched Huang Shaotian sitting on his waist staring at himself sullenly, and reached out to touch that hot face: "What's wrong?"

"Liar," Huang Shaotian said when he was drunk, and he let his temper get stronger. He rushed over and bit Yu Wenzhou's shoulder hard, "Did you know who I am? Did you wait for me on purpose! You already know Boss Fang's signature! I'll go find him! Surely you know my signature?! Honestly tell me who you are! Did you approach me on purpose? Are you planning to attack the police?! In vain, I'm still like this...so..."

The more he talked, the more wronged he became, he held down Yu Wenzhou's hands and feet with astonishing strength to prevent him from moving, bit his lips and teeth all the way up from his shoulders, and then kissed his lips hard.Yu Wenzhou struggled a few times without breaking free, and patiently kissed the corner of Huang Shaotian's mouth back: "Do you still like me so much in vain?"

As if some secret had been discovered, Huang Shaotian became more and more disregarded: "Who said that! I don't like big liars! If you confess, be lenient and resist strict! Why are you approaching me! Don't think that I'm the kind of tech who sits in an office Home! When I was an intern, I was able to run more than 50 kilometers with a computer in the field!!"

"I didn't say you liked liars." Yu Wenzhou kissed the corner of Huang Shaotian's eyes reassuringly, "Ask you if you like Yu Wenzhou? And let's be frank and lenient. How do you look like a people's policeman? Is this going to force you?"

Huang Shaotian was stunned for a moment, as if his brain paralyzed by alcohol was not working well, he thought about Yu Wenzhou's problem seriously, released the limbs that were restraining Yu Wenzhou, and took off his clothes somewhat clumsily.

His face was pressed against Yu Wenzhou's chest, and the hot breath he exhaled could bring desire to boiling point.As if he didn't know what to do, he struggled to explain in Yu Wenzhou's arms: "Rape is wrong..."

"Enn," Yu Wenzhou kissed the corner of his mouth, "Then let's not do anything illegal and sleep well, shall we?"

"Not good!" Huang Shaotian rebuffed flatly, revealing a large area of ​​smooth and delicate skin, an extremely narrow waist and beautifully textured muscles around the waist and abdomen, "I don't do anything illegal...but I can...can..."

He fiddled with his genitals up and down, the rough movements made Yu Wenzhou part his hands with some distress, and comfortingly rubbed a few parts that couldn't get hard under the influence of alcohol.

"I can't get it hard..." Huang Shaotian's big eyes were full of grievances, and the corners of his eyes were red, rubbing his arms around Yu Wenzhou's arm stickily.

Yu Wenzhou hugged him into his arms to comfort him with some headaches, patted his back patiently with his fingers across his skin, and coaxed him: "If you drink too much, you won't be able to get hard, and you don't want to do anything illegal, why do you want to get hard... ..."

Huang Shaotian's eyes suddenly lit up, as if he had finally come up with a brilliant idea, he confidently gnawed on Yu Wenzhou's chin: "I can seduce you!"

...this is really...

Yu Wenzhou looked for his phone and turned on the recording button, and tentatively asked Huang Shaotian, who seemed to be falling asleep from alcohol: "What did you say you were going to do?"

Huang Shaotian immediately raised his head from the pillow and quilt as if he had heard an order, looked at Yu Wenzhou with piercing eyes and answered his question affirmatively: "Seduce you!"