I write programs in the underworld

After Shi Danqing got the Jifu mobile phone, he became restless. After all, there are their ancestors and some historical figures that can only be seen in history textbooks.

Pinpin, who is sour if they are not sour? !

"This, this, why are these people still in the underworld!" Shi Danqing couldn't help complaining after the bitterness!How long has he been dead, and he should have reincarnated thousands of times!

Xie Chengxu said with affection on his face: "They all stayed here voluntarily, and now they are developing their careers in the underworld very well."

Shi Danqing: "..."

Xie Chengxu could see the complicated expressions on their faces, and he probably didn't come back to his senses. In fact, it is impossible for anyone who can see historical figures with their own eyes to be calm.Xie Chengxu expressed his understanding, but then said: "You have played with this mobile phone, now let's go to the next place."

"Where?"

Shi Danqing subconsciously felt something was wrong.

Xie Chengxu hung up the signboard and smiled, "There is a hole in the world."

It doesn't sound like a nuclear power place, so Shi Danqing and others are relieved.So he followed Xie Chengxu to the Paradise Cave, and Shi Danqing couldn't help but said: "Where is this going? Is it possible that the Paradise is the Paradise or the Peach Blossom Spring? This is too remote!"

Xie Chengxu glanced at him, and thought that this worldly cave can be regarded as a paradise, but he didn't respond directly, but said: "You will know when you come along."

Shi Danqing and the others had no choice but to keep up obediently, and when they really stepped into the cave, they "...".

This roadside guide map, this style—isn’t this Wang Ximeng? ! !

And that community poster, that style is definitely Zhang Zeduan, right? ! !

What kind of scary place is this? !

Although Shi Danqing and the others are Taoist priests, their family background and teachers are quite well-established. They have learned antique appreciation and other skills since childhood. It is not surprising that they can see the handwriting of famous masters now.

But because of this, Shi Danqing and the others received another critical blow!

What kind of place is this! ?Even roadside advertisements are written by famous artists? !

I have lemons! ! !

Among them, Shi Danqing, a friend who was obsessed with ancient paintings since childhood, saw these paintings with green eyes, and wished to lie on the billboards!

"This writing power, this turning point is absolutely correct, it's Wang Ximeng!"

"This is Zhang Zeduan! Why! Why was it placed on the side of the road?! This is a waste of money!!!"

That friend was about to be blown away by such an act of burning pianos and cooking cranes, and wished to go to the person who hung the sign to argue, Xie Chengxu hurriedly said: "This is the job they took over. It was originally an advertisement, so don't make trouble!"

Shi Danqing and others: "..."

what happened?Why are these famous artists reduced to the point of drawing advertising posters? !

Soon they discovered what advertising posters are!They even found inscriptions of various poets in small advertisements on the side of the road!

Shi Danqing felt that the three views of the whole person were about to be shattered when the inscriptions that he had always seen in Chinese textbooks appeared in small roadside advertisements.

And Xie Chengxu just said indifferently: "This is the job they took over, and they are happy."

Shi Danqing: "..."

What kind of place in this otherworldly cave has allowed these celebrities to be reduced to such a state!

They all thought that these celebrities had no choice but to take over the jobs, but later they found out——this is simply normal, this is a celebrity living area!

After seeing the famous posters and advertisements, Shi Danqing thought that nothing could shock him, Xie Chengxu took him to a restaurant owned by Su Dongpo again.

Shi Danqing finished the meal with mixed feelings, and said directly: "Mr. Xie, tell me, how many famous people are there in this place?"

Xie Chengxu: "..."

Xie Chengxu glanced at him inexplicably.

"What are you talking about, this is the permanent residence of historical celebrities."

Shi Danqing: "..."

Oh heh heh, yes.

"It's almost time, let's go to the last stop."

Xie Chengxu glanced at the sky and finally said.

"last Stand?"

"Well, let me show you the idols in the underworld."

Hell idol? ?

Shi Danqing felt that this one-day trip to the underworld really refreshed his worldview, and then they saw the idol group singing and dancing on the stage.Shi Danqing and others observed for a while and couldn't help but said: "This doesn't look like any deceased singer in the world? Who and who is this combination?"

Maybe you can even ask for an autograph.

What responded to him was the roar of fanatical fans: "This is the Seven Sages of the Bamboo Grove!! The combination of the Seven Sages!! Not some human idol!!"

"Seven sages! Seven sages! God-sent amazing!!"

Shi Danqing: =口=! !

Shi Danqing felt that he was the one who needed to roar!This is a combination of rock and roll, a combination of electronic music and thieves!How could it be the Seven Sages of the Bamboo Grove! ! ! !

In the end, Shi Danqing and the others drifted away like lost souls.

Xie Chengxu waved goodbye to the other party with a smile, Shi Danqing felt that he would never come again...

Of course, the view of falling in the world has become a major feature of human tourism in the future, which is another story.Now Shi Danqing and the others only feel that this hell is beyond their imagination, and that there are too many high-powered ones and it is better to go back to the world...

However, the celebrities in the underworld are indeed an enviable point.But now they can't do anything but acid.

After Xie Chengxu delivered Shi Danqing and the others, he felt relaxed.

But it seems, I forgot something...?

Shi Danqing was dazed for a long time after returning from the underworld, and it took a long time to recover.At this time, it was almost late at night, and the lights in the room were not turned on. Shi Danqing fumbled for his mobile phone to turn on the flashlight, but was stunned when he saw the phone page.

It seems that he...brought back the mobile phone from the underworld? ! !

Shi Danqing's first reaction was to be bad, he won't be arrested, right? !This could be a smuggling item!

In the underworld, Xie Chengxu was on his way home. At this moment, most of the ghosts in the underworld had already left work, and the streets were full of ghosts chasing their homes.

Xie Chengxu took a step forward but found that he had kicked something soft.

Looking down, I saw a fluffy and round ball hugging his calf and not letting go.

Xie Chengxu: "..."

Touch porcelain?

Xie Chengxu didn't recognize anything about the fur ball, and subconsciously wanted to drag him off, but the fur ball grabbed Xie Chengxu's trousers as if he had spotted him.

Xie Chengxu frowned, it didn't look like someone's pet, Xie Chengxu couldn't make up his mind for a while.Fortunately, at this moment, Xie Chengxu had developed the habit of going to Xuanyi when encountering strange things, and after struggling for a while, he led the fur ball home.

As soon as he entered the house, the fur ball on Xie Chengxu's trouser leg let go and rolled to the floor, curled up into a ball and shivered.

Only then did Xie Chengxu realize that there was a small horn growing on the head of this fur ball, which also looked like a little white lion.But at this moment, Xie Chengxu didn't really see the other party in a group.

Xuan Yi guarded the hall when Xie Chengxu's aura reached the door, saw something running down his lap and frowned: "What is this?"

Xie Chengxu shook his head, and told the whole story of how he encountered this thing.Xuan Yi went up, but seeing the little thing shaking more severely, Xie Chengxu couldn't help but said: "Brother Yi, it seems to be afraid of you?"

Xuan Yi said "Hmm." In fact, this is quite normal. As an earth dragon god, many spirits will be afraid of him. This is the instinct of awe of the strong.And sometimes it scares the cubs of Ruishou, which makes Xuan Yi not very popular among the elders of Ruishou.

After all, the little bastard who went out with him would be terrified, who would dare to go out with him? !

However, being afraid also has its benefits. For example, the one in front of me who was afraid didn't even dare to walk, Xuan Yi easily picked him up.

After seeing the whole picture clearly, Xuan Yi was a little surprised.

"This is a Pixiu cub."

Its body is like a tiger and leopard, its head and tail are like a dragon, there are a pair of small fleshy wings behind it, and a receding horn grows on its head.Isn't it just a Pixiu?

Xie Chengxu was also surprised, he didn't expect to pick up an auspicious beast just by picking it up.

"But how can there be wild animals in the underworld?" Xie Chengxu knew that there were very few animals in the underworld, so how could there be auspicious beasts?

He has been in the underworld for so long and only met one Di Ting, who is still a permanent resident of the underworld.

Xuan Yi was also surprised, it stands to reason that the cubs of Pixiu should stay with their parents and would not be easily abandoned, let alone run to the underworld.

Little Pixiu was terrified of being carried by Xuan Yi. Seeing them grabbing her and talking beside her, Little Pixiu couldn't help but let out a "beep", her watery eyes looked pitiful.

Xie Chengxu felt that this little Pixiu was quite cute, so he leaned over and followed the opponent's hair: "How did you get here, kid? Where are your parents?"

Little Pixiu can't understand human words yet, but Xie Chengxu's hair-smoothing technique makes little Pixiu feel very comfortable and can't help but roll into his arms with a happy look on his face.

Xie Chengxu found that the little Pixiu's fur felt good to the touch and didn't reject it. He hugged it as soon as it rolled over. "Brother Yi, can this Pixiu be raised?"

Xuan Yi: "..."

Xuanyi watched Xie Chengxu caressing the little Pixiu with a loving face, feeling uncomfortable, and said: "Little Pixiu has been with his parents since he was a child, you have to ask his parents' permission to raise him."

But now Xiao Pixiu's parents obviously can't be found, Xie Chengxu frowned and said, "Brother Yi, what should we do? How can we find his parents?"

Xuan Yi said that he could post a missing person notice, and the parents of the little Pixiu cub would come over when they saw it.Xie Chengxu nodded, and then happily said: "Then let us adopt it before then!"

Little Pixiu didn't know if he understood, but looked at Xie Chengxu's smiling face and wailed in agreement twice, kissing and hugging Xie Chengxu's cuteness.

It was only now that Xie Chengxu discovered that he was a plush fan.

Little Pixiu is simply so delicious! !

But Xuan Yi at the side was panicking, the Earth Dragon God is a dragon, and the dragon has scales all over its body, and the scales are slippery and not furry at all!

So angry!

Xie Chengxu didn't notice, but carried the little Pixiu to the kitchen with a happy face.

"Let's go, let's get you something delicious!"

It can be said that it is very cute!

Xuan Yi had never seen Xie Chengxu go to the kitchen!In the past, in addition to takeaway at home, it was a computer!Xuan Yi has never eaten the food cooked by Xie Chengxu himself!

Lord Earth Dragon God wants a lemon! !

But Xie Chengxu didn't notice it, he took the little Pixiu to eat and was about to take it back to the room.Xuan Yi said quickly at this moment: "An adult Pixiu doesn't like his cub to be contaminated by other people's breath, let him have a room by himself."

"Ah?" Xie Chengxu was stunned. Does this auspicious beast still have this rule?Xuan Yi said calmly: "Auspicious beasts have high requirements for the purity of aura. If others have long-term contact with cubs, Ruishou will refuse to recognize the cubs. The cubs will be unhealthy if they lose the protection of adult auspicious beasts."

Hearing what he said was so serious, Xie Chengxu was also taken aback.

"Then, then I'd better not get too close to it." Xie Chengxu said, pulling the little Pixiu out of his arms, but the little Pixiu screamed excitedly, Xie Chengxu rubbed its little head and sighed Take a breath.

It's all for the cub's good.

Then, Xuan Yi took little Pixiu to an empty room.

Little Pixiu dares not speak out!

The author has something to say:

Little Pixiu: I believe in your evil! ! !

Today there is no four thousand ＿(:з"∠)_

Let little Pixiu give Da Ga a yow yow!

Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

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10 bottles of Jiuxi Yanshu;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!