I write programs in the underworld

The first time Xie Chengxu received Qing Ci was such a wonderful piece of paper, he turned around and gave the Qing Ci to Xuan Yi.

Xuan Yi: "..."

In fact, it was the first time Xuan Yi saw such straightforward Qing Ci.What is this terrestrial tour group? Everyone in Guanluoyin knows what it is, but it is the first time to combine Guanluoyin with tourism.Xuan Yi also found it interesting.

"The owner of this Qing Ci can be found." Xuan Yi said, "It's better to ask and find out."

Xie Chengxu thought it was the same reason, so he didn't object.

The next day, Xuan Yi took Xie Chengxu into the dream of a young man through the dream channel of the underworld.When Xie Chengxu followed Xuan Yi into the dream of the human race, he found that this man was still a Taoist priest.

This is expected.

However, it is probably not an ordinary person who can come up with such a strange trick.

Xie Chengxu and Xuan Yi were noticed by the young man as soon as they fell asleep.

The young Taoist priest was not surprised to see them, and it could even be said that they had reached a state of calm.Seeing them, he just stretched lazily and said, "Tell me, what are your unfulfilled wishes?"

Xie Chengxu: "..."

Xuan Yi: "..."

This is a lonely and wild ghost who is called for help.

Xuan Yi looked at the faint golden merit on the young man, although it was very faint, it was very rare to have such momentum in this era.

I think this young man has done a lot of good deeds on weekdays, otherwise it would be difficult to accumulate so much merit in this dharma-ending age.If things go on like this, they may become ghosts and immortals directly after death.

Thinking like this, Xuan Yi said, "Are you the one who organizes the Luoyin sightseeing group?"

The young Taoist priest thought for a while before saying: "It turns out that you are from the underworld, have you received my Qing Ci?"

Xie Chengxu and Xuan Yi nodded. The key to their trip was to ask what this young man was going to do.Therefore, they will naturally not avoid talking about the problems of youth and pretend to be mysterious.

Shi Danqing was overjoyed when he heard the words. This is the first time he wrote Qing Ci. He thought he would fail, but he didn't expect to succeed.Shi Danqing didn't hesitate and said directly: "I wrote that Qing Ci, and the purpose is very clear. I don't know what you two think?"

These words cut right to the point, and Xie Chengxu and Xuan Yi continued.

Xie Chengxu first asked the first question, "Leaving aside the question of Qingci, how did you think of writing Qingci to me? It stands to reason that you shouldn't write to me when you write about black and white, right?"

Shi Danqing was surprised when he heard the words: "You are Xie Chengxu?"

From this reaction, it seemed that he didn't know Xie Chengxu, which made him even more puzzled.Shi Danqing looked at Xie Chengxu's bewildered look and said, "You don't seem to know that you are famous in the ghost circle of the world?"

Xie Chengxu: "????"

Xie Chengxu really didn't know!Can this still be famous in the underworld tinkering studio?

In fact, Xie Chengxu became famous in the world because of Zhao Chuan's relationship. Zhao Chuan smuggled the software from the underworld into the world.Although the target is human beings, in addition to human beings, there are lonely ghosts wandering around in the world. They obtain information from human beings and come into contact with the software of the underworld by accident.

Those lonely and wild ghosts stranded in the world for various reasons were stunned.

The reason why some ghosts don't want to go back to the underworld is because the wives of the underworld are poor!How long has it been since we last seen each other, and the underworld has a comprehensive network?

Not only that, but the software looks great!

So a ghost found a way to get a mobile phone from the underworld. Looking at it, it's really amazing!So I thought about going back to the underworld to play games happily.In addition, Xie Chengxu, who developed the program in the underworld, also became a celebrity in the world of ghosts.

After all, the ghost who can change the status quo of the poor ghosts in the underworld must be a legend in the underworld!

The reason why Shi Danqing knew about Xie Chengxu was because of those ghosts who came to him for help.

Shi Danqing is a Taoist priest, he is born light-weight, and spends nine months of the year entangled with ghosts.Fortunately, he himself is a Taoist priest, so it is easy to deal with these ghosts.

In addition, Shi Danqing has a good heart and often helps some ghosts enter the reincarnation to fulfill their wishes, so he has a good reputation in the world of ghost circles, and lonely ghosts often come to dream and chat.

This is why Shi Danqing initially recognized Xie Chengxu and Xuan Yi as lonely ghosts.

Those chattering ghosts would tell Shi Danqing everything, and Shi Danqing got used to it.Until he heard the earth-shattering changes in the underworld!

This aroused Shi Danqing's curiosity, and he woke up and shared a message with his friends.This statement made his friends feel itchy. Everyone on the left and right was studying metaphysics, so as soon as he thought about it, he wanted to use Guan Luoyin to go to the underworld to take a look.

This is where the Qingci was at the beginning.

Xie Chengxu: "..."

Xuan Yi: "..."

Xie Chengxu had seen all kinds of reasons but never seen such a thing. He endured it and finally couldn't help it: "Aren't you afraid that curiosity will kill the cat?"

Shi Danqing blinked, very free and easy: "Everyone is mortal, so it's good to satisfy one's curiosity!"

It's like using your life to die!

But having said that, Shi Danqing quickly asked after seeing that Xie Chengxu and Xuanyi were from the underworld: "Then, can you two agree to my request from Qing Ci?"

"I guarantee that my tour group will be safe and reliable, and will not be cheated, let alone buy or sell by force!"

Shi Danqing was talking nonsense, but Xie Chengxu felt dizzy.

"Don't even think about it..." Xie Chengxu was about to refuse, but Xuan Yi jumped ahead of him and said, "Yes."

Xie Chengxu: "????"

Why can't you think about it? !

Shi Danqing knew at a glance which one was the speaker, Xie Chengxu or Xuan Yi, and with Xuan Yi's words, he knew that this time it was safe.So he said happily: "Thank you! Thank you! I'll bring you some souvenirs later!"

Xie Chengxu: "..."

What kind of native production in the world can be brought to the underworld?

Xuan Yi nodded at this moment and said: "You can come, remember to find an auspicious time."

Shi Danqing agreed to everything at this moment, naturally he agreed happily, and then Xuan Yi took Xie Chengxu out of his dream.

On the way back to the underworld, Xie Chengxu couldn't help but said: "Brother Yi's request is too unreasonable, what will you do after you agree?"

But Xuan Yi said: "Then he won't come if you don't promise?"

Xie Chengxu choked when he asked, but it was the same reason, Shi Danqing didn't look like he could stay peacefully after being rejected.Maybe they will come to the underworld secretly, which will make it more difficult to manage.

"So, instead of letting him sneak over, it's better to take the development of the matter into your own hands, so that you don't have to worry about emergencies,"

Xie Chengxu also felt that it made sense when he said this, so he didn't say anything more.

Therefore, when Shi Danqing brought his friends to the underworld, he saw Xie Chengxu waiting for him.

"Here we come." Xie Chengxu stepped forward to greet him, and when he looked up, he found that there were five or six people coming. The number was not too many, and it was easy to manage.

"Let's go, I'll be a tour guide today."

Shi Danqing blinked, "As a celebrity in the underworld, do you still have time to show us around?" Xie Chengxu slandered in his heart when he heard this, if he was not worried about you running off to provoke something that shouldn't be provoked, whoever would come back and take you for a stroll.

But he still nodded and said: "The studio is not busy now, I still have some time."

Shi Danqing didn't say anything when he heard the words. In fact, he was quite fortunate.After all, Xie Chengxu is a ghost from the underworld, and he must be more familiar with the underworld than they are, so it would be great to have him lead him!

Shi Danqing thought this way, and his friend couldn't help asking in a low voice: "Danqing, who is this? Is this your friend? It seems to have a lot of background!"

This friend had heard Shi Danqing tell stories, and Shi Danqing introduced Xie Chengxu to him directly.Now those few look at Xie Chengxu with different eyes.

"Look, this person is different from other people. He is handsome and can make a career after death. It's just a joke!"

"That's right, he became a ghost circle legend in just one year, isn't it awesome?"

"Anyway, I can't do it anymore, this is the script of the protagonist, right?!"

The discussion behind him didn't deliberately overwhelm Xiao Xie Chengxu, and he couldn't help but said: "How can the protagonist die suddenly at the beginning of the script?"

He was joking about himself, and his tone was not offended.The others laughed as soon as they heard it, and Xie Chengxu became part of this "tour group".

Shi Danqing saw that they were in a harmonious atmosphere, so he also leaned forward and said with a smile: "Boss, isn't this characteristic of the underworld your mobile phone? Show us?"

What they think of Luoyin is to enter the underworld with a living soul, but in fact it can be regarded as a kind of ghost that has stepped into the underworld with one foot.Things in this underworld can also be used.

Xie Chengxu laughed when he heard him say this: "Okay, but you have to pay for it yourself."

Shi Danqing thought that the underworld used Mingcoins. He took out a stack of Mingcoins from his pocket and said, "How much? We have so many!"

After all, there are hundreds of billions of Ming coins in the world, isn't it not bad money?

Xie Chengxu looked at the Ming coins in his hand, shook his head and said: "The ghost coins are no longer used in the underworld. If you want to spend, go with me and exchange the Ming coins for common currency."

This is new, Shi Danqing and others followed Xie Chengxu to the underworld bank, only to see that the ghost coins they brought shrank little by little, leaving only a few thousand points.

Shi Danqing and others: "????"

Hundreds of billions turned into thousands of points? !What kind of devil exchange rate is this? !

After taking Shi Danqing's temporary credit card from the underworld bank, Xie Chengxu looked at their sluggish expressions and said kindly: "Mingbi is a product produced in the world, and it is basically useless in the underworld. What can really be used is the converted Mingbi. Merit value. You ghost coin makers are not bad, and can be worth a few thousand points."

The conversion rate of Mingbi is calculated based on the material of Mingbi. If this kind of mass production is of good quality, the base number will be higher. If the factory is not good, then the Mingbi produced by it will be a pile of waste paper.

The most valuable ghost coins are those made by hand, but few people burn them now.

After Xie Chengxu explained, Shi Danqing and the others were still a little stunned, and then said: "According to what you said, what about the ghosts in the underworld? If the family accidentally bought inferior ghost coins, wouldn't they be poor ghosts for a year?" ?”

"That's not true." Xie Chengxu said: "In addition to the conversion of ghost coins, this merit value also includes the good deeds of good people and good deeds in life. If the family members can do good deeds in the name of the deceased, the merit of these good deeds will also be counted on the deceased. Family members Three out of three."

"Besides, the ghosts in the underworld don't just rely on family members to burn paper for a living. Everyone knows how to work."

Shi Danqing and others: "..."

Can't understand!Why work after death! !Can't you let people have a good rest? !

Their expressions were too revealing, Xie Chengxu smiled and said nothing.After seeing them take the card, they said: "After we take it, let's go shopping."

Shi Danqing stopped him at this time, "Wait!" Xie Chengxu looked over, Shi Danqing thought for a while and still felt that these thousands of points were not enough, and said: "Apart from Mingbi, do we have any other merit points?" method?"

Of course there are. Most of Shi Danqing's friends are Taoist priests who usually cast down demons and worship their ancestors. They have accumulated a lot of merit.

Among them, Shi Danqing is the richest.

Shi Danqing has helped a lot of ghosts in the world, and he knows that he has merit, but when he converts merit into success value, he still hesitates for a while.

"Damn it! Didn't I get rich after my death?!"

Looking at the numbers on the account, Shi Danqing couldn't believe it, and his feelings were even more mixed.He also had little savings in the world, but he never thought that he would be the richest one in the underworld!

For this reason, Shi Danqing secretly made up his mind that for the sake of his happy life after death, he must do more good deeds while alive! !

Money, who would think too much, right?

Not only Shi Danqing thinks this way, but his little friend also thinks so.Xie Chengxu watched them complete the formalities, and after transferring tens of thousands of merit points in the card, he said, "Let's go if it's okay."

After finishing speaking, he walked ahead, and Shi Danqing and the others followed.

After coming out of the underworld bank, the first thing Xie Chengxu did was to take them to buy a mobile phone.When Shi Danqing and others saw Jifu's mobile phone with their own eyes, they were very curious.

Xie Chengxu took them to the restaurant and let them explore slowly.

For Shi Danqing and the others, the time in the restaurant was a period of time that shattered their original impression of the underworld.

Which game on the mobile phone is not fun in the world? !The love game script is still Tang Xianzu!And the famous "Kindness" is simply a sign of hell!It's useless not to play once!

And then they touched Jifu Weibo.

Now is the time to let them shatter their three views again!

Those big Vs!

Emperor Qin Shihuang!Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty!Tang Taizong!Wu Zetian!

What kind of fairy big V is this? ! ! !

But when they thought that was all, they saw something even more magical! !

Chang'e!Yang Jian!Taibai Jinxing!Jade Emperor!

There are also a bunch of ancestors they enshrine!

Shi Danqing felt like he was going to die just playing with his mobile phone during this period of time!

what to do! ! !I am so envious of the residents of the underworld! ! ! !

simple!straight!acid!die!up!ah!

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