I write programs in the underworld

The moment sand sculpture netizens saw the Weibo posted by Xuanxu's studio, a large number of ghosts were stunned.

is he real ?

What does it mean?

They read and re-read the forwarded content of Xuanxu's studio, and then re-read it, and finally had to admit - damn it!Got it for real!

All the sand sculpture netizens are in a bad mood!Their first reaction was surprise!

Is the trumpet who has been molested all day really the first emperor? ?

Why haven't you been reincarnated yet? ! !

The second reaction - after finishing the ball, I will be arrested and repair the Great Wall!

All of a sudden, thousands of ghosts cried together on Weibo! !

[Fuck, shit, shit! ! !I should never have forwarded that Weibo post! ! 】

[Now that I think about it, I regret it, very much! ! 】

[[Yun Bei] I heard that the Great Wall of the world has broken down a lot, we won’t be arrested to repair the Great Wall, right? 】

【QAQ Don't scare me, I'm still a kid who just died a few decades ago! 】

……

In short, the desire to survive is very strong.It's only been two days since Ying Zhengda's Weibo, the content of the message has changed again and again.

From the beginning of the group eating melons onlookers has become——

[My emperor is mighty! 】

[Unify the Central Plains for generations to come! 】

[The King of Qin sweeps Liuhe, the tiger sees He Xiongzai! 】

It can be seen through the screen that their desire to survive is almost overflowing.

Sand sculpture netizens: Otherwise, wait to be arrested and repair the Great Wall_(:з"∠)_.

When Ying Zheng opened Weibo again, it was another scene, frowning at the almost frozen phone.The Weibo page displayed the information of 9999+, which almost brought the first emperor back to the period of revising memorials.

As a diligent emperor, he still read the information.

[My emperor is mighty! 】

He replied: I have read it.

[Unify the Central Plains for generations to come. 】

He replied: I know.

[The King of Qin swept Liuhe, and the tiger looked at He Xiongzai. 】

He replied: The poems are well memorized.

Netizens reacted to his series of operations with belated awareness——fuck, Shihuang is reviewing their comments! ! ! !

Sand sculpture netizens who tried to cover up everything in the past fell into panic!

At this moment, they unanimously chose to dive and watch...

Ying Zheng replied all the way, the message was really too long, but fortunately, the previous ones were all rainbow farts, after Ying Zheng finished processing them efficiently, he turned to a reply.

[Brother Zheng, yes, color|picture [Don't dare to speak.jpg]]

Ying Zheng:? ? ? ?

Ying Zheng is a humble emperor, he turned to the back and found that he couldn't understand some of the messages.So he tweeted again.

Yingzheng V: @ Peeping under Merlin and Roman's bed, what do you mean?

The netizen whose name was clicked was so frightened that his hand trembled, and he quickly glanced at his message on Shihuangda’s Weibo. When he saw the keyword [Zheng Ge] [色|图], he wished he could die again and again in the same place!

Sand Sculpture Netizen: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! ! !

It's a public execution, okay? !

Other sand sculpture netizens: I'm sorry, although I'm very embarrassed, but it's really funny hahahahaha

Peeking under Merlin and Roman's bed: QUQ

In the end, the sand sculpture netizen explained vaguely.

[Well, this is, that, a game in the world, and brother Zheng is, Your Majesty's nickname, and that picture is... Everyone wants to see your majesty's honor, because they admire you! ! ! 】

God is sorry, she just came to the underworld too late, played a lot of games in the world, and watched too much Zhalang Weibo! ! !

Sand sculpture playing tricks hurt me!Hate it!

Fortunately, Ying Zheng didn't hold on to this point, but turned around and flipped another netizen's brand.

On this day, sand sculpture netizens all over Weibo were equally worried that they would be the next one to be flopped.

The Weibo netizens who were named could not wait to die peacefully on the spot, but they still wanted to answer Shihuang's doubts with tears in his eyes!

Fortunately, Ying Zheng is an old ghost who has been dead for thousands of years. In terms of seniority, he may be even worse than ghosts in the underworld.After thousands of years of practice, Master Shihuang's temper can be said to have become easy to get along with, and he turned a blind eye to the online chattering behavior of sand sculpture netizens.

After all, what he is most interested in now is to study this new network.

Xie Chengxu was also diving to watch, and he breathed a sigh of relief when he found that the first emperor was not as violent as he had imagined.In any case, this situation is of course welcome, otherwise it would be difficult for the other party to pursue it.

What Xie Chengxu never expected was that Yingzheng was not only not violent, but also very studious. After studying Weibo for a long time, he was very surprised, and turned around and sent Xie Chengxu an invitation post for him to come to the next life Chat outside the cave.

Xie Chengxu: "..."

Xie Chengxu: "..." But what did I do wrong?

When he received the invitation letter from Emperor Shi Huangdi, he was in a daze. He never thought that he would be able to have a relationship with such a big man. He was a little dazed for a while.

Xuan Yi looked at it and comforted him, "It's okay, he won't do anything to you."

Xie Chengxu said with a blank face: "I still don't understand why he asked me to go there..." Xie Chengxu thought for a while and guessed with horror.

"He won't let me replace those netizens who left messages to build the Great Wall?!"

After all, killing chickens to scare monkeys or something...

If this is the case, Xie Chengxu will bring those sand sculpture netizens to the First Emperor! !Die and die together!

Xuanyi was startled by his brain hole, and couldn't laugh or cry: "Why did he ask you to build the Great Wall? He is a ghost in the underworld now, does he still need the Great Wall?" Xie Chengxu still looked anxious after finishing speaking The appearance said: "Well, why don't I go with you."

Xuan Yi thought for a while and added: "There is a ghost here, and he can't do anything to you."

Xie Chengxu was taken aback, and thought that the status of ghost messengers in this underworld is quite high.However, having Xuan Yi to accompany him was indeed very reassuring, so he happily agreed to come down!

……

The entrance to the World Cave is at the border of the underworld. Although the time on the invitation post is a week later, Xie Chengxu was still afraid of being late. After receiving the invitation letter, he quickly arranged the work of the studio, and then took Xuan Yi to the world. Cave outside.

This otherworldly cave has been opened for 2000 years, because the characters in it are more and more difficult to deal with, they have to live separately, and each residence has to be separated by thousands of miles, otherwise it will be a disaster if they meet each other.

Not to mention the matter of Lao Tzu beating his son, the relationship between the superior and the subordinate of the emperor, general and prime minister is not easy to handle.

Xie Chengxu asked Xie Bian before he came, and the other party was happy to talk to him about a lot of strange things about the residents in the cave.

After the death of a generation of virtuous ministers, they found out that the descendants of the assistant king had committed suicide, and waited in the gate of hell for more than ten years to beat up that emperor.

The general who was wronged grabbed his former boss and beat him up until he was fed Mengpo soup and ran to the reincarnation stage.

There are also those fathers who beat their sons. There are countless incidents of sons beating their grandsons.These things only stopped after the emperor system ended in the world, otherwise one of the most distinctive scenes in the underworld earlier was that the emperors and generals of a dynasty squatted at the gate of hell to catch people.

Especially the last emperor, the treatment was very miserable!

Xie Chengxu was dumbfounded when he listened to what he said, and at the same time, he listened with gusto.

But now that he was about to enter this worldly cave, he was still a little nervous.Xuan Yi stood beside him and patted his shoulder and said, "Don't worry, just go in."

Xie Chengxu nodded and walked in.

There is not much difference between this worldly cave and other areas of the underworld. If you have to say it, it is very open.

What Xie Chengxu and Xuan Yi just entered was not a house but a wilderness.

Xie Chengxu: "..."

They walked for a long time and found that it was still surprisingly big.Xie Chengxu frowned and said, "Isn't there a map here?"

There are maps, but they are not open to ghosts outside.After all, ordinary ghosts don't even know that there is such a thing as a cave.

"I know the way, just follow me."

Xuan Yi opened his mouth and pulled Xie Chengxu's wrist very naturally.Xie Chengxu had no doubt that he trusted him very much: "Then I'll leave it to you."

As the earth dragon god Xuan Yi knew everything about the underworld like the back of his hand, and he led them to see a house very quickly.

Xie Chengxu looked at it for a long time and only knew that it was an ancient building but didn't know which dynasty it was from. Just as he was about to ask, he saw a young man walking out of it, sitting at the door with a set of tools in his hand, and started humming... Planed wood?

Xie Chengxu: "???"

He froze for a moment, thinking of a famous emperor who loved carpentry.

He turned to look at Xuan Yi, Xuan Yi said consciously: "This is the domain of the emperor of the Ming Dynasty, do you want to get to know it?"

Xie Chengxu: "..."

What this said is like a kindergarten parent asking a child, "Are you going to make friends with that kid?"

But Xie Chengxu didn't want to go up casually, after all, these are historical figures, and it still feels very distant to him.

Xie Chengxu shook his head and said, "Let's go to Qin Shihuang first."

Xuan Yi was not reluctant and took him away.When I passed by that house, I saw a majestic middle-aged man coming out of it and scolded: "I know how to do carpentry all day long, and I don't necessarily have much improvement in my cultivation!"

Xie Chengxu: "..."

Xie Chengxu looked away, thinking that it would be the same even after the death of the emperor.You see, after death, you still have to be pressured by your parents to do your homework well!

Since Xie Chengxu had no other intentions, Xuan Yi didn't take him to see the ghosts left by other dynasties, but went straight to Qin Shihuang's domain.

As soon as Fang stepped in, Xie Chengxu said "...".

Unlike other places where there is only one house, Shi Huang's place can be said to be shocking!

The terracotta warriors and horses patrolling back and forth, and the small Great Wall surrounded by it, not far away attract water to irrigate the farmland!

And there are a group of terracotta warriors working hard in the ground...

Xuan Yi explained at the right time: "These were recreated after Ying Zheng's death. After learning the spell, he simply resurrected the terracotta warriors."

By the way, I planted fields in the underworld.

Xie Chengxu looked at this scene and had no idea except that there was nothing to say.

The first emperor's infrastructure madman is sincere and not deceiving!

As soon as Xie Chengxu and the others arrived, they were noticed by the terracotta warriors and horses. A terracotta warrior stepped forward and clasped fists at them. His body made of mud was rubbing and dropping slag.

The terracotta warrior said in a low voice: "Your Majesty has been waiting for a long time, please come inside."

Then he led Xie Chengxu and the others inside.

The further he walked, the more surprised Xie Chengxu became.In addition to the peripheral infrastructure, Xie Chengxu also saw the terracotta warriors pulling rickshaws when walking inside!

Xie Chengxu: "?????"

Aren't you a group of figures? ! !

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