I write programs in the underworld

Before Xie Chengxu could make a move, netizens on Weibo discovered this trumpet.Blank avatar, a pitiful number of fans, but the bold name and tone of speech really make ghosts laugh.

The first thing he discovered was a pornographic V with 10,000+ fans. He didn't know where he found this trumpet from, and forwarded it casually.

Hahahahahaha this ghost is so funny.//@军政: Why is there no certification?

His fans were also happy to see it, and forwarded it one after another.

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, does the tone of this ID really regard himself as the First Emperor? ? 】

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I'm dying laughing, Yingzheng has been reincarnated for so many lives! ! 】

[Hahahahaha back to the emperor, if you want to be certified, you need to apply! 】

[I'm dying of laughter, the forest is really big and there are all kinds of birds! ! 】

……

This forwarding directly forwarded tens of thousands, and it is still increasing.Everyone spread the trumpet's speech with the attitude of watching a joke.

I also want to know-how could this be the real Qin Shihuang! ! !

[Ying Zheng] This account has only been registered for a week and has received enthusiasm from the Internet. There are only two speeches, and it may not be crowded with sand sculpture netizens who came to watch the fun.

[Brother Zheng, Brother Zheng, can you do it with your hands? 】

【Brother Zheng has a star destroyer? 】

[↑Upstairs, it looks like a certain game player, is it related to each other? 】

[Hahahahaha Brother Zheng, do you want to build the Great Wall for you? 】

Ying Zheng:  …

It just doesn't make sense! ! !

Coincidentally, Xie Chengxu didn't pay attention to the farce on Weibo at this time.Because at this time, the garbled number had come back and sent a message to Xie Chengxu.After signing the contract, he will be a new member of Xuanxu Studio.

When Huo Yundi came to Xuanxu's studio, Xie Chengxu received him in the office. When he saw the vague evil spirit on Huo Yundi, he was taken aback. Huo Yundi quickly explained: "I haven't committed any serious crimes. It's a ghost living legally in the underworld!"

Huo Yundi was afraid that Xie Chengxu would not believe that he had taken the certificate. Xie Chengxu looked at the decent stamp on it, and then at the sincere Huo Yundi, he believed it.

He thought for a while and said: "The employment contract in the underworld has penalties. I don't feel at ease in your state. Can I modify some contracts?"

Huo Yundi blinked, and he said: "Of course I can, but accordingly, your company has to make a promise. You can only fire me after hiring me for one year." Huo Yundi said honestly, "I also know that I look like this It's hard to find a job, so I need a guarantee, isn't that too much?"

It's only been one year, Xie Chengxu thought for a while, this request is not too much, and their studio will not fire people for no reason, so he agreed.

The two sides reached a good agreement on this, so it was very refreshing when signing the contract.Xie Chengxu accepted the contract and said: "It was said earlier that you are here to apply for an arrangement. Do you know Western musical instruments?"

Bai Ruoyun specializes in classical musical instruments, which is enough for them, so they need to develop western musical instruments.Huo Yundi was a dead ghost during the Republic of China. For him, it was the time when Western learning was popular. It was not for nothing that he told Xie Chengxu that he could arrange music.

Huo Yundi, a generalist in Western music during the Republic of China, said without blinking: "I know a little bit about Western music, but it's limited to the instruments of the Republic of China period."

Xie Chengxu guessed what period this was from looking at his attire. The dead ghost was not surprised by this. Although he was a little disappointed, it was also expected.

He nodded and said, "Then come with me, the studio has prepared a western music office, and now it's empty."

Of course Huo Yundi had no objection and followed behind him.The western musical instrument office is very close to the classical musical instrument office. Considering that Huo Yundi and Bai Ruoyun will be colleagues in the future, Xie Chengxu introduced: "This is our composer Bai Ruoyun, who is now the anchor of Baiyun. You are all learning musical instruments. We can communicate."

"But he is preparing for the live broadcast now, you can go to him later."

Huo Yundi looked at the office over there when he heard this, his eyes darkened and he smiled and said: "Okay, we will definitely communicate well." When he said this, the four words "communicate well" were very strong, But Xie Chengxu didn't notice, took him to the office and left.

Huo Yundi was looking at his mobile phone in his new office. If Xie Chengxu was there, he would find that he was watching Bai Ruoyun's live broadcast.And his ID is Bai Ruoyun's famous garbled ID fan.

Bai Ruoyun promised her fans today that she would only chat and not play the piano. At this time, she was obediently sitting in front of the screen to adjust the equipment.

Huo Yundi looked at the juicy daughter-in-law in the phone, and when he thought of him next door, his heart felt itchy|itchy, wishing he could rush into the next door and hold her down for a kiss!

Just when he was distracted, the live broadcast had already started.

Bai Ruoyun coughed lightly and said, "Well, the live broadcast has started. If you have any questions, please ask."

Bai Ruoyun's mother fans like him like this, it's a ghost!The barrage brushed a series of [Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhas!

Although Bai Ruoyun knew that his fans were very enthusiastic, he was still a little shy with such an intuitive feeling. At this moment, a gorgeous gift special effect airborne in front of the screen.

Fans knew immediately at a glance: "Oh, here come the garbled fans."

Huo Yundi: [Don't swipe the screen. 】

As soon as he appeared, the number of barrages seemed much better. Bai Ruoyun was still very grateful to Huo Yundi, thinking that the anchor would thank the fans, so he stared at Huo Yundi's ID and read word by word: " Thank you @#￥..." Bai Ruoyun couldn't understand the characters behind it, and fell silent all of a sudden.

Fans burst into laughter!

[23333 Garbled code fans never expected to plant on the ID! 】

【It's not Xiao Baiyun's fault!If you guys would read it! 】

【#garbled miserable#】

……

Bai Ruoyun was a little embarrassed seeing the barrage, and said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry my friend, I really don't know how to read..."

What responded to him was that Huo Yundi had a gift of special effects.

[Garbled characters]: [Just call me Yundi. 】Although it is better to call him Xianggong.

Bai Ruoyun shuddered subconsciously when he saw these two words, but Li Gui probably didn't know how to play with mobile phones. After all, it was an antique from the Republic of China period. Bai Ruoyun comforted himself, and then said: "Thank you Yundi for the gift, let's continue, don't swipe the barrage Too soon and I won't be able to see it."

On the other end, Huo Yundi watched Bai Ruoyun's live broadcast through the screen with a smile, wishing he could grab him out and hug him tightly!

The daughter-in-law is so cute! ! !

At this time, Bai Ruoyun was answering the barrage's question.

"Emperor Shihuang on Weibo? Didn't pay much attention..."

"What I'm doing recently is writing songs for the studio."

"Is there anyone you like or a boyfriend or girlfriend?"

Bai Ruoyun was silent for a while, then shook her head and said, "No."

Huo Yundi: "..."

Huo Yundi: "????"

……

After Bai Ruoyun downloaded the broadcast, she was blocked at the door of the office!

He raised his eyes and saw the familiar face that had haunted him for many years!Bai Ruoyun turned pale and subconsciously wanted to escape, but Huo Yundi tightly blocked her in the corner.

"Have you been away for too long? I've had a hard time finding it."

Bai Ruoyun's lips trembled in fright, subconsciously trying to push Huo Yundi away!But how could Huo Yundi finally find a wife to let him succeed?

A fiery and turbulent kiss hit him!

"Well!"

Bai Ruoyun was cornered and kissed until her whole body went limp, startled and frightened, "You, why are you here! Where's the boss!"

Huo Yundi smiled lightly: "I am an employee here now, senior, I will teach you a lot in the future."

Bai Ruoyun: "!"

Bai Ruoyun subconsciously went to find Xie Chengxu, Huo Yundi saw his thoughts and said: "It's useless, Boss Xie already owes me a contract. He can't fire me at will within one year."

Bai Ruoyun: "..."

mean!

Huo Yundi: "Hehe."

Xie Chengxu: "..."

When Xie Chengxu finally found out, he wanted to scold him for being mean, but Huo Yundi came in justifiably, and Xie Chengxu had no reason to accuse him.Besides, looking at Huo Yundi's attitude towards Bai Ruoyun, Xie Chengxu thought for a while and felt that Huo Yundi would not do anything to Bai Ruoyun.

However, Huo Yundi also lied to them.

The next day Xie Chengxu announced in the studio with a smile: "For the sake of work efficiency and to avoid unnecessary disputes, we can't engage in office romances in our studio."

All the employees: "..." These single ghosts want to do it, and they have no object! ! !

Huo Yundi: "..." Okay, it's ruthless enough.

Xie Chengxu glanced at the reactions of the ghosts present, and left very satisfied.Only then did he turn on his phone to find that the topic about Ying Zheng had become a trending topic on Weibo.

#正哥, are you there? #

Xie Chengxu: "..."

As a ghost who knows the truth, Xie Chengxu couldn't help but support his forehead. Whether he is dead or alive, netizens are all the same!

This Yingzheng is really the eternal emperor!I'm afraid you are so skinny that you will be arrested and repair the Great Wall!

It's no wonder that the netizens didn't know about it. Xie Chengxu only found out about this after checking the IP. When he noticed the trumpet, he went to check the IP and found that it was not in any area of ​​the underworld.

This is weird, but if you have doubts, go to Xuan Yi.When Xie Chengxu asked questions, Xuan Yi told everything.

It turns out that apart from the various areas in the underworld, there is another worldly cave, and the people living in it are all famous figures from all dynasties.

Emperors, generals, literati, as long as they are famous and contributing figures in history, they will face a choice after death.

Either reincarnate, or cultivate immortality.

Some people chose to reincarnate, and some people chose to stay and practice.But these big figures in the world, the underworld dare not let them get together, otherwise the emperors of all dynasties will quarrel.

Literati will also quarrel in order to argue about poetry.

Therefore, for the living environment of the underworld, Yama of the Ten Palaces created an extraterrestrial cave to house these characters.

Among them, Qin Shihuang is one of them. If there is any dissatisfaction in the world of an emperor through the ages, he will not live forever.

The first emperor, who was rich and free, felt at that time - I want to cultivate immortality!

Then he became a ghost.

Xie Chengxu saw that the trumpet IP he found was in a cave, and he knew that it was real! !

But now he watched the netizens go to leave messages on other people's Weibo one by one, smiling like those Pippi shrimps.

Xie Chengxu was in a cold sweat. He didn't know what Yingzheng would look like after death, but after the death of the emperor in his life, he was a ghost cultivator who had died for thousands of years. Is this a character that sand sculpture netizens can provoke? !

Therefore, for the sake of network security, Xie Chengxu silently gave the other party a yellow V certification, and then forwarded a wave with his studio account.

Xuanxu Studio: He is real [吕笑]//@欣政V: Why is there no certification?

Sand Sculpture Netizens: "Hahahahaha the studio also found out!!!"

Sand sculpture netizens: "..."? ? ? ?

Damn it! ! ! ! ! !

The author has something to say:

Xuan Yi:? ? ?I haven't kissed yet!

Xuan Yi: I can't fall in love in the office yet! ! !

Who remembers that Gong is also a member of the studio? [Yun Bei]

That's horrible!

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Thanks to the little angel who threw the [grenade]: Romani 2;

Thanks to the little angel who voted [Landmine]: Xue Xianyuan 1;

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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!