Gay I can gain fans, really PUBG

- "Damn it, the big pig's hoof is killing me!!!"

- "Come here! Change the chicken coop! The previous chicken coop can no longer hold this bastard!!!"

- "Who is this big guy in women's clothing! The monster returned my pig's trotters!"

- "Could it be that the big pig's trotters are coming to fulfill the promise of wearing a skirt and calling me dad in the live broadcast?"

-"Yesterday was New Year's Eve, today is the first day of the first month, understand Liao (OK.jpg)"

- "The side face of the big pig's hoof kills me"

- "Scared my phone out of my day"

To take the words of fans' jokes, the person who finally appeared in front of the camera completely and completely showed an alluring appearance without wearing makeup. High slits——When Ji Hang was standing before sitting down, he leaned forward to reveal a little hem, and was immediately captured by the girl with the magnifying glass.

With wide shoulders and narrow waist, short hair that matches the ears, the tip of the nose, lips, and chin at three points and one line, the rose-red button on the chest passes diagonally, and even the light on Ji Hang's body softens when the top hits him, and the whole person looks beautiful The appearance in the painting is not feminine at all, this weird sense of harmony is exactly the same as Ji Hang wearing beach shorts with his handsome face and a figure that can be called a clothes hanger, it is unspeakable. suitable.

- "Brother Hang perfectly interpreted what is meant by 'beautiful self-will'"

- "Big pig's hoof smiles so softly, he must be looking at Miaomiao!!!"

- "Miao Miao will definitely appear on camera today! Isn't it!!!"

- "No, this big pig's trotter is completely handsome to me tonight"

- "I want to know how fierce the big pig's hooves were last night. They actually wore women's clothes, or cheongsam 2333"

- "This big pig's hoof, may I ask how to get to your heart!"

- "Sister in front, wake up, the road you want to take was closed as early as the first time he saw Miao Miao"

- "I want to see Miaomiao! The milk dragon roars!!!"

But the person who was missed by the entire live broadcast room is still arranging the clothes on his body. There are too many twists and turns. Just overcoming the shame and putting them on will almost consume all of Ruan Yi's brain cells.

Then Ji Hang kept staring at the side, making Ruan Yi furious: "Can you live broadcast seriously, don't look at me!"

Ji Hang couldn't sit still when he picked up the suit of clothes on Ruan Yi's closet. Now, looking at such a half-finished and exquisite person, he couldn't move his eyes no matter what. laugh.

- "Is this the legend that you can see stars in your eyes..."

- "The side face of the big pig's trotter is really invincible"

- "Miao Miao's mother fan sat down, just by looking at this look, you know that the big pig's hoof has completely fallen"

"Tonight I sincerely give back to our 30-year-old customers, and you Miao Miao also appeared on the scene." Talking and laughing, Ji Hang simply propped his head up on the table, and placed his big hands on both sides of that handsome face with slender fingers. In the end, they all turned their heads sideways and looked out of the camera, "But you have to wait for him a little bit."

- "What is Miao Miao doing?"

- "I am a regular customer, I am a regular customer, please give me back!"

- "My curiosity is going to explode, help"

- "I'm going to catch up with Miao Miao and show my face when I come back after running around to tell each other!!!"

As soon as Ji Hang is beautiful, there is no handle on his mouth, and now he is doing the work of "smearing" his children in the live broadcast room: "What is Miao Miao doing, he is busy with makeup , Afraid of losing fans, idols have a heavy burden, you know."

Then, as soon as their big pig's hooves finished their words, everyone in the live broadcast room saw a pillow flying quickly out of the camera, and it hit Ji Hang's head impartially. Ji Hang didn't dare to let the pillow fall to the ground while hiding. One is in a hurry.

Followed closely behind was their pleasant and soft voice: "Just look at it, and make sarcastic remarks!"

- "Ahhh my ears"

- "This is the twins born to Miao Miao by my ear, I don't want to forget it anymore"

- "Miao Miao fierce man is so cute, Ah Wei is dead!!!"

At noon today, as soon as Zhou Shangqing and Ruan Chengjian left, Ji Hang grabbed Ruan Yi and tossed about in the closet. Ji Hang sent Zhong Yi a wechat message while he was in a good mood.

- "Brother, you understand me too well (qiang.jpg)"

The picture below is the dress in Ruan Yi's closet that should not exist.

The phone on the other end was probably at hand, and Zhong Yi returned quickly.

- "Mainly I want to see it too"

After saying this, Ji Hang suddenly stopped laughing, and replaced it with Ruan Yi's smile.

Ji Hang: I picked lemons.

In particular, Ruan Yi didn't smile gloatingly like he did before, but smiled shyly, and now his face was turning red.

Ji Hang was completely sour: "Two zeros are not a happy baby, you have to be more sober."

But Ruan Yi's attention is obviously not on Ji Hang.

Ever since she knew that her ideal type wanted to see him wear this suit, Ruan Yi focused all her attention on her closet, filled with unspeakable shame, and only said absently to the people around her: "Fortunately, it doesn't matter whether you are happy or not." It doesn't affect my liking for Teacher Zhong."

Ji Hang: "..."

Listening to Ruan Yi calling Zhong Yi "Mr. Zhong", why is it so awkward!

"You..." But Ji Hang just said a word, and the message box in his hand came to the message. The vibration caused Ruan Yi to see his hand immediately, "Did Teacher Zhong send you a message again?"

Ji Hang: "..."

- "If Xiaoyi is willing, wear it during the live broadcast tonight, and promote the movie by the way"

- "These two are the clothes you will wear when the time comes"

Seeing the "Xiao Yi" on the screen clearly, Ruan Yi's face turned redder immediately, and Ji Hang immediately began to brainwash him: "Look at me and say, your ideal type doesn't want to see you wear it at all, actually I just want you to promote a wave of movies for him for free, tsk tsk tsk."

In the end, what did their baby boy say?

Ruan Yi responded without blinking: "Then publicize it."

Dazed to hear Ji Hang's whole body numb, he looked at the person in front of him who was already red from the neck to the top of his head in astonishment: "Really..."

"What's so real about it? It's just to promote the movie." Ruan Yi stared at the air bubbles in his hair on the screen. In his heart, the filter had been turned on to infinity, so he said to himself, "It should, and this suit is pretty. of."

Ji Hang is sluggish x1: "..."

Ji Hang was sluggish x10086: "... strong."

Not to mention the live broadcast of this kind of thing, just let Ruan Yi put himself in such a suit at ordinary times, Ji Hang felt that he would have to die a lot of brain cells, and it turned out, good guy, Zhong Yi just flicked his fingers a few times. With just one word, he accomplished his impossible task.

All right, there is a lemon fruit on the lemon tree, and there is only me under the lemon tree.

But since the acid is sour, there is no other way but to enjoy it.

In the camera, as soon as Ji Hang heard Ruan Yi's reprimand, he immediately stood up with a playful smile, and said, "Baby, do you want me to help you wear it?"

"Then don't come." Ruan Yi looked at him angrily.

So the people in the live broadcast room saw their big pig's hooves in cheongsam turned around a few times, and the beautiful figure left the camera, leaving only a voice that made them infinitely reverie: "The problem is that you want me to help you get dressed. No matter how you look at it, it’s unreliable, and I feel like I’m going to do you a disservice when I get started.”

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- "!!!!!!"

- "The suspected car has a certificate!"

- "Where's the chicken coop! The new stainless steel chicken coop isn't ready yet!"

When Ji Hang reappeared in the camera, it was already 5 minutes later.

In the small box in the lower right corner of the live broadcast room, a certain woman dressed in a cheongsam took a seat first.

With the foundation of showing his face earlier, Ji Hang doesn't care about the presence of the camera at all now, and the whole person is wearing a pink and tender skirt, which is completely unreal.

It's just that after the big pig's trotters took their seats, they Miao Miao still didn't show up.

Sitting on the chair, Ji Hang looked up at their red-faced children with great interest and smiled, reaching out and tugging at the corner of Ruan Yi's clothes: "What's the matter, I didn't see you shy when I promised earlier."

Ruan Yi knew that this person held a grudge against him for his obedience to Zhong Yi, so he gritted his back molars and took several deep breaths.

- "I can't rely on me, but you should pull harder, big pig's hoof!"

- "Miao Miao!!!"

- "Don't flirt when it's time to flirt. At this time, you should pull people! Into your arms! In your arms!"

-"I have another bold idea, Miaomiao won't wear a cheongsam too (Star Eyes"

Fortunately, this kind of torture didn't last long. After a few seconds, everyone heard their voices like heaven: "Okay, here we come."

When Ruan Yi moved his feet, the first thing that caught everyone's eyes was his pure black thick hem, which gave people a tough feeling at first glance.

With the increase of Ruan Yi's screen area, there are more and more exclamation marks in the barrage, and meteor showers slid across the screen.

On the black fabric, the cuffs, waist, and chest are all embroidered with delicate gold stripes, and there is even a gold chain hanging on the chest of the left hand. Two neat rows of buttons of the same color and the eye-catching gorgeous epaulettes on the shoulders seem to be in the camera. glowing inside.

On the upright military uniform is a baby face with a logo, with elegant and unique eyebrows, big eyes that are clear to the bottom, not weak at all, heroic and vigorous.

However, his cheeks, which were as white and tender as flour balls, were still rosy, and a pair of deep dimples formed on both sides of his cheeks when he grinned lightly because of embarrassment.

- "I...fuck!!!"

- "My dog's life is completely lost tonight"

- "Military cheongsam, real kswl!!!"

- "Is this an officer's dress! It's too beautiful!"

- "Mom Miao Miao loves you!!!!"

- "I never thought it would be such a Miao Miao..."

- "This dimple is so sweet!"

- "I never thought my heart would beat so fast one day"

- "Look what fairy cp I got!"

- "I took a screenshot, the wedding photo is considered public"

The two of them, one in black and one in white, stood side by side in the camera, even Ruan Yi couldn't help but secretly praised in his heart that they were a good match, and Ji Hang even wrote all his embarrassment on his face, and he was wearing a half-sleeved cheongsam, which was heroic As soon as he stretched out his hand to wrap Ruan Yi's shoulders, a pair of sword eyebrows were raised extremely high, and he spoke in the mode of a hammer that thousands of people scolded and scolded: "My baby is mine, everyone draw your sword."

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