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Ruan Yi: "..."

As soon as Ji Hang saw Ruan Yi's reaction, he knew that he had stepped on his tail. He said happily, "This must be your ideal type to the cheongsam shop clerk. Are you happy? The idol specially arranged benefits for you. "

Ruan Yi: "..."

Ji Hang has always been a person who climbs up as soon as he sees the pole. It turned out that he was hurt by Ruan Yi. This is a rare opportunity to "counterattack". Of course, he wanted to take advantage of the fire and say a few more words.

It's just that he leaned next to Ruan Yi and was about to speak again, but Ruan Yi pressed his face.

Ruan Yi coughed unnaturally: "Don't worry about it, anyway, you are the one who wants to wear it, and eat your waist."

As Ruan Yi spoke, he poked his chopsticks into the dinner plate in front of Ji Hang, copied a lot of kidneys and wanted to stuff them into his mouth, Ji Hang subconsciously opened his mouth in fright, for fear that the kidneys would fall off Ruan Yi's chopsticks go down.

As a result, just as Ji Hang bit Ruan Yi's chopsticks, he heard several sighs coming from the direction of the living room.

For a while, the two of them were in the posture of feeding and eating, then turned their heads away, and saw Zhou Shangqing, Ruan Chengjian, and Ji Yu in the take-out video all looked at them with regret.

Both of them were taken aback, Ji Hang was choking on the stir-fried kidneys in his mouth at that time, his throat was full of hot chili oil, his face was flushed from holding back, and tears were about to fall out.

After being stunned for a moment, Ruan Yi quickly carried and poured water for Ji Hangshun.

"We're all still sitting here, can't wait for such a little time?" Zhou Shangqing was a little helpless, and then said to his mother-in-law in the video, "Look, let me say, these two children really What's more...then come on the scheduled date?"

Ji Hang and Ruan Yi coincidentally put a question mark in their hearts slowly, are they coming on the scheduled date?what?

Not knowing that he was already missed by his own mother, Ji Hang, who was about to teach him a lesson, suddenly choked even harder. Could it be that he really wants to get married? ? ?

Ji Yu, who was far away across the ocean, responded with a face, but felt that his face was a little bit awkward, and he felt guilty in his heart.

She was only halfway through the conversation just now, and wanted to see what Ji Hang and Ruan Yi were doing on a whim, but she didn't know that they saw this scene as soon as the camera turned around.

Is it a broken hand or a broken foot, and I have to be fed for a meal?

His sand sculpture son Huo Huo is fine with other people's cabbage, why is he still Huo Huo in front of the owner's family?Lack of heart and eyes can't be such a lack of law.

Zhou Shangqing looked at the two of them in a hurry and shook his head, got up from the sofa and said, "Okay, anyway, everything is settled, I think we should not stay here and cause trouble for the two of you."

Seeing this, Ji Hang was still coughing and immediately stood up, obviously wanting to send someone off.

But Ruan Yi still had a confused look on his face, and the parents of the two sides settled on the first few words when they met: "What's the deal?"

The same idea popped into his mind as Ji Hang's, really want to get married? ? ?

It's not because he doesn't want to, but mainly because if he remembers correctly, he and Ji Hang have only been together for... a day?Why are you getting married?Is it too fast? ? ?

Zhou Shangqing saw the way the two of them looked like, and knew that they were trying to get it wrong, and said disgustedly: "Make you beautiful, we are talking about business matters, what does it have to do with you."

Ruan Yi: "?"

Ji Hang: "???"

Although... Dare the three of them chatted and laughed for a long time just now to talk about work?Are they really biological sons?

"Okay, let's all sit down and eat, don't give it away." Zhou Shangqing waved at the two of them casually, and finally turned around to talk to Ruan Chengjian about the project just now, as if he really didn't care about Ji Hang and Ruan Yi at all. Focus on the matter, "If this project can be restarted, maybe Mr. Wang still has to talk about it again."

"Yeah." Ruan Chengjian nodded, "I have to find a time to ask him out as soon as possible. Are you free next Friday night?"

"I think it's empty, but I'll make sure when I go back, and then I'll ask my assistant to call your assistant." Zhou Shangqing went to the door and began to change shoes, and found that the two children were still patting the other. He followed her back, and immediately said in a bad mood, "Do you think we can't see you two clearly because you are too far away, so you want to come up to me?"

Ji Hang's throat was still so irritated that he couldn't speak, and he was about to calm down, but when he heard Zhou Shangqing's half-joking, half-serious words, he immediately covered his mouth and coughed with his face turned sideways.

Ruan Yi quickly patted Ji Hang on the back again, and shouted helplessly at Zhou Shangqing: "Mom..."

Hearing the protection in his son's voice, Zhou Shangqing pouted like a girl, and said unhappily: "Okay, I won't scare you, honest boy, I'm really... I'm going to be jealous, and I want you not to come see me off." , sat down and ate..."

But that being said, it must be given away.

As early as last week at the dining table, when Shang Qing and Ruan Chengjian asked Ji Hang for his parents' contact information, Ruan Yi was sure that they were not really angry. In addition, the two of them seemed to have discussed cooperation with Ji Hang's mother just now. It's not that both parties agree with the two of them in their hearts, so there will be no business dealings.

It wasn't until Zhou Shangqing and Ruan Chengjian changed their shoes that Ji Hang blushed and stopped coughing.

Before leaving, Zhou Shangqing meaningfully reminded the two of them to take good care of themselves, not to act foolishly because of their youth, and to pay attention to restraint.

Ruan Chengjian, who was frowning from the beginning to the end, only took a light look at Ji Hang at the end, and left a sentence: "It's bullshit to invigorate the kidney with kidney flowers. If you eat too much, you will become infertile. Although you don't need it, you should eat less in the future." .”

Ruan Yi and Ji Hang: "...?"

Before the two of them could react to Ruan Chengjian's "infertility", the door closed in front of their noses with a bang, and the door fan that was brought up in their heads shut down.

"... Infertility?" Ruan Yi stammered out this strange word, as if it was the first time he had seen it in his life.

I can't say why, Ruan Yichang really never felt that the word "sterility" would have something to do with him at such a young age.

Then Ji Hang's response to him was another series of shocking coughs, the posture made Ruan Yi feel like his lungs were about to be coughed out by him.

Ruan Yi's expression was a little subtle, and he helped him recite: "Did you hear that, don't eat the rest of the waist."

Ji Hang waved his hands repeatedly at him, his head almost turned into a rattle: "No, don't eat...cough cough! Don't eat...cough cough..."

But Ruan Yi paused again when he heard the words, pursed his thin lips into a line, and asked, "The reaction is so big? Do you still need this function?"

What kind of fairy-level delivery proposition is this?

Ji Hang was choked up and coughed and forgot, so he looked at the expressionless kid with a suffocated face, and asked tentatively, "...then I will eat a plate of kidney flowers regularly every day to show my loyalty?"

·

That night, Ruan Yi's studio, who had agreed to ask for leave, lit up.

The fans who were bored and chatting in the barrage every day saw that their chat background wall changed without any sign, and the light and darkness changed for a while——someone in front of the camera was adjusting the angle with his hand.

Immediately, the exclamation points all over the screen seemed like they didn’t need money, and they couldn’t beat it, like a mountain torrent.

- "Finally the wait!!!"

- "I knew that there must be surprises in Miao Miao's live broadcast room if I have nothing to do!"

- "This hand, Masaka..."

- "Damn, are you going to show your face in the same frame on a live broadcast!!!"

- "In my lifetime, I finally let me wait!!!"

- "I'm blindly sniping that this hand belongs to Brother Hang"

- "There was no close-up of Miao Miao in the previous video, I am not satisfied"

-"Camera: I beg you, big pig's hooves, please take your hands away, I want to see Miao Miao (shock sound"

But when the hand in front of the camera was really removed as they wished, the barrage was completely covered again.

Because after the hand was moved away, the first thing exposed to everyone was a slender waist and flat belly wrapped in white silk. The part of the silk facing the camera was even embroidered with a few large water-red peonies and green leaves. Surrounding, gorgeous but not bewitching, it is vividly set off by the dark lines on the bottom of the flower, the workmanship is very fine, and it is worth a lot of money at a glance.

The sudden change in this style of painting made the barrage think that he had gone to the wrong set, and there were question marks all over the place.

-"female???"

- "Wait... is it green???"

- "A young lady in a cheongsam???"

- "What's going on, I'm a little restless"

- "The waist is so thin (no"

- "I never heard that Miao Miao has any sisters..."

-"I can no longer type question marks slowly, I can only type question marks crazily"

- "I looked up to confirm, this is indeed Miao Miao's live broadcast room."

- "Could it be Miaomiao's mother? Accidentally opened it for cleaning?"

- "It was agreed to show up in the same frame..."

- "How careless you have to be to open the live broadcast room"

- "The problem is that no matter how thin this waist is, I don't want to see it, give it back to me!!!"

The barrage was full of enthusiasm and was speaking vigorously, when I heard that extremely familiar low-frequency magnetic voice.

The voice laughed lightly, as if laughing in their ears, sexy and seductive, followed by his mean tone: "I heard you don't want to see me?"

The barrage exploded.

- "I knock?"

- "My brain thought my idea was too bold and didn't pass it on"

- "I'm sorry, I can't hold back the swear words in my heart, I am every day!!!"

- "The main thing is to be able to draw like this as soon as you open your mouth. There is really no one else..."

- "No, it's not a swear word, it's a particle of the mood, Ri!"

- "I wonder if it's time to pick out a 20 yuan ear"

- "This cheongsam..."

- "Excessive thinking made me hallucinate?"

-"...Could this be the legendary little skirt?"

- "What is not in the front is to make us hallucinate..."

- "Am I deaf or blind"

- "Is it only me who pays attention to the fact that the waist of the big pig's hoof is so thin???"

- "...This is really Brother Hang? I don't believe it"

The "small waist" in front of everyone's eyes didn't know what they were doing with their hands up. After a few twists and turns, it moved down slightly, revealing the slightly undulating... chest?

The tailoring of the cheongsam fits well, and all the body lines are clearly outlined.

- "My old swan..."

- "The shape of this chest...is definitely a man, so I don't have to wash it"

- "Fuck, are these pectoral muscles? I can't do it anymore. Brother Hang really has pectoral muscles..."

- "What kind of wind is blowing today, suddenly the big pig's hoof in the cheongsam is okay, I'm dizzy"

- "I even want to ask for the same style of this cheongsam, cover my face"

Ji Hang smiled and said without blinking his eyes: "I have always had pectoral muscles, it's okay, I don't blow it off, I never lied to you."

Because Ruan Yi doesn't use it very much at ordinary times, except for cleaning when cleaning it, the stereo and camera are placed on the table, and the knotted lines behind are never carefully managed.

At this moment, Ji Hang was straightening the thread while paying attention to the bullet screen that drifted by. With the change of his movements, more and more parts of the camera were exposed to everyone's eyes, until finally he could barely get stuck in his sliding up and down. The Adam's apple protrudes, and it is a must to eat with the cheongsam collar that is neatly erected around his neck.

- "I have no regrets in this life, my nosebleed..."

- "Big pig's hoof, sit down quickly! Let me be healthy!!!"

-"Until you show us, we won't believe you have pectoral muscles (狗头.jpg)"

While the barrage was swiping, Ji Hang sat down on the chair without any hesitation. Before everyone could marvel at the beauty of a certain tycoon in women's clothing, he winked at them sincerely, and said, "I don't care how you say it." He is a man with a family, so let’s not mess around and prove it to you.”

After finishing speaking, Ji Hang looked at the other side of the room, his own child who was changing clothes with a blushing face.