Laughing astray

"Alright." Wang Bin supported Cong Xiaoyi, "Let's take the elevator."

"Is the elevator repaired?" Cong Xiaoyi felt the soles of his feet pricked densely with needles, "Wait a minute, it's numb, I can't walk."

"You're recovering blood. How long have you been sitting? I called you this afternoon and you still haven't answered." Wang Bin asked Cong Xiaoyi to lean on him, "Xiao'er, is there really something wrong with you?"

"Damn, I'm suddenly not used to you being so serious."

"Hey... Tell me about you! I care about you, which means that I have you in my heart, brother."

"Don't have me anymore, you have time to think about how to subdue your family Sun Ting. Use your carefulness to influence others"

"Tsk tsk tsk, where's the good friend you promised? You only have Ma Xuanyu in your heart, right?"

If someone else said this, Cong Xiaoyi probably would have to tear it up once or twice if he didn't fight the other party.This was a secret, and Cong Xiaoyi wished he could put it in an iron can and buried it under the old pagoda tree in front of his house before he was six years old.

Wang Bin knew all kinds of things about Cong Xiaoyi, and there was actually nothing to hide between the two of them. As for sexuality, Wang Bin was really surprised when he first found out, but this is not something that cannot be compared without murder and arson.Wang Bin can also accept it from the bottom of his heart.It's actually quite good, at least the woman he likes doesn't have to worry about being missed by his brothers.

But it shouldn't be your brother who misses your woman, right?

In terms of Wang Bin's IQ, he should still be able to think about it for two or three days.

"Fuck you, Ma Xuanyu." Cong Xiaoyi patted Wang Bintou behind.

"Don't deny it. I've been watching. Ma Xuanyu must be interested in you too. You didn't know the night before yesterday. You vomited like a waterfall. No one would dislike you and send you home."

Thinking of this incident, Cong Xiao woke up, and the anger that he had just suppressed began to rise again. The day before yesterday was Wang Bin's birthday, and a couple of good friends made an appointment for dinner. They didn't eat much and drank alcohol. Cong Xiaoyi can hold a lot of alcohol Yes, but he couldn't bear to drink several kinds of wine mixed into his stomach, and when he came back from the consciousness of riding a few roller coasters, he was lying on a wooden cart.

That's right, a wooden cart.

Wang Bin was already drunk, Ma Xuanyu was okay, he didn't drink too much, he was the only sober one, but one person can't carry two people away.Comrade Ma Xuanyu rented his wooden cart for 200 yuan at the entrance of the restaurant.

It took a lot of effort to send Wang Bin home first, thanks to the fact that it was only a few minutes away from Wang Bin's house, and the wooden cart and wheels were not too heavy. When Ma Xuanyu helped Wang Bin to send home, Cong Xiao smiled The bumped stomach felt uncomfortable, and I woke up in a daze.Only then did I realize that I was lying on the wooden cart.

At that moment, he thought he had crossed over.

"You have the nerve to say that drunk is like a fool."

Wang Bin let out a laugh. "Okay, brother Cong, are we still going?"

"Stop nagging, my feet are healed, let's go."

"Smile, I'm serious, I'm telling you very seriously." Wang Bin suddenly pulled him back, "I know all about you, I've known you for such a long time, we fight and skip class, I just think, I really regard you as a brother, I want you to be well, regardless of Cong Jiyun or your father, can you live well for yourself?"

Cong Xiaoyi didn't speak, and he didn't know how to answer Wang Bin's words. His mind was in a mess and he was out of shape.

"I know, I have to have time." Cong Xiao leaned on Wang Bin, "I have lived for 18 years, and I have never been so tired like today."

"If you are tired, you can rely on me. I have your elder brother Bin here, my little darling."

Cong laughed. "Brother Xiao Binzi, I want to eat shrimp."

"Hey, you are really my grandfather, and I'm not so kind to my own grandfather."

"Give you a kiss." Cong Xiao pulled Wang Bin's head.

"Hey! Fuck!" Wang Bin pushed Cong Xiaoyi's outstretched face away with his hand, "My kiss is for Sun Ting."

"I'll ask you a question, do you dare to answer?"

"Grandpa, please ask"

"Are you stupid?"

"Hey!"

It was already night, and the seafood was already stale when they went to the seafood market, so the two found a fresh seafood stall.

"Auntie, how much does this shrimp cost per catty?"

"I just harvested it this morning, and it's so fresh! It's 69 a catty!" The seafood seller was an aunt, who picked up a shrimp from a pile of shrimps and brought it to Wang Bin's eyes.

Wang Bin jumped back, "Brother Cong, this shrimp is still alive, look at that leg!"

"Auntie, bring me a catty." Cong Xiao put the order, and pulled Wang Bin to find a place to sit down. "Give me a copy of the menu, too."

While ordering food, the noise of the restaurant next door came over. "The food here is not fresh! Lose money, my brother has been sent to the hospital for everything he ate!"

The store was opened by an old couple, surrounded by chattering onlookers.The one who made the movement was a long, fierce bald head, very strong.

"You man, our old man gets up early in the morning to fetch all our seafood, and we grow all the vegetables ourselves. You saw that we were old enough to bully others, and it was much cheaper for you to eat that day. You Why did the unscrupulous people come here and bite us back?" The old lady retorted back not to be outdone.

"Fart, what you sold to me was the cheap stuff you left over from your sales, and I said you were charging me too much!" The bald man walked around the seafood stall, followed by a man who was not tall and thin. of monkey-like people.

The skinny monkey also yelled, "Yes! Big guy, look, just these two people, relying on the old to sell the old! It's a lie, I ate his food and went to the hospital!"

The man who just made a fuss said, "You lose money, you eat us up! Lose money."

"These shameless bastards are here again!" said the aunt who ordered.

"Who are they?" Wang Bin stretched his neck and looked over.

"The hooligans in this area often come here to blackmail people, saying that their things are not good enough to make them lose money. How many stores have they tossed about."

"Why didn't you call the police?" Wang Bin asked, taking out his cell phone from his pocket.

"You don't know, there's nothing to do about it. At first the police came and took them away for two days. Now, it's almost impossible to come." The aunt said, "No one cares. When they get some money, they Just leave and live in peace for a while."

Cong Xiaoyi didn't have any idea at first, some things in this world are about to smash his teeth and swallow it in his stomach.It is useless to have the police if everyone can keep their own place.What's more, these are some useless policemen.

Seeing that there was no one standing and helping to speak, the old couple trembled in anger, and the old lady even sat on the stool and patted her chest, "What evil did I do! You people are too bullying."

A big brother around couldn't stand it anymore, "Why are you bullying the old lady, we are repeat customers, why didn't we eat and go to the hospital."

"That's right! That's right. You see people bullying people all the time, are they human?"

The discussion became louder and louder, the two troublemakers were scolded around, and a big muscular man came out from the crowd, "You two, I've seen you several times! Is there no end to blackmailing people and cheating money?"

Seeing that there are more and more people helping the old couple around, the two men couldn't bear to lose face. The thin monkey kicked over the stool at the entrance of the old couple's restaurant, "Let's wait, this matter is endless!"

Cong Xiao looked back, Wang Bin opened the two bottles of beer on the auntie, "Come on, don't look at it. Eat it."

"Today, Cong Jiyun came back with a man."

"Damn it?!" Wang Bin was surprised, "I said something was wrong with you today,"

"I'm planning to move out, and I don't go back to this house very often." Cong Xiaoyi took a sip of his beer.

The idea of ​​moving house is not a day or two. If there is something wrong with someone in the building, those aunts carry their own speakers to pass it back and forth. Cong Xiao realized that it would take ten volumes to write a book about these things in his own house. If you can't get it down, talk about the messy things about Cong Xiao's family?

I can laugh out loud just thinking about it.

I've had enough of being the talk of the day in other people's homes these days.

Don't you want to start living a good life?

Wang Bin picked up the bottle and had sex with him, "Go to my place today?"

"Let auntie make soup tomorrow, I want soup."

"Hey, every time my mother sees you, she treats you as her own, saying that you are handsome, and the look in my eyes becomes more and more distasteful every time. I was born by her."

"Auntie has eyes."

"Grass, sooner or later I will beat you up."

Cong Xiaoyi unbuttoned his jacket, "Come on, I'm always ready."

Wang Bin took a look at his eight-pack abs.

"Next time, I'm not ready today."

Yan Zihan deliberated all afternoon before making up his mind to call Lin Sihang. The phone rang for a long time, it must be quite late, and he must have fallen asleep.

After thinking about it, when he was about to hang up, the call was connected.

"Hello?" Lin Sihang's voice came, and Yan Zihan realized that he had been holding his breath.

"Zihan..." Lin Sihang just responded, someone next to him seemed to call him, put the phone away and replied, "I'll go over later, the autopsy report is in my office...you go and get it." The phone is pressed back to the ear. "What's wrong?"

"Busy?" Yan Zihan half-lyed on the bed, Tudou stretched his neck to let him touch his head.

"Don't mention it, there's been a lot of things lately, I couldn't even walk away when you and Song Haozhe went out for dinner yesterday." Lin Sihang complained irritably, and asked after a pause. "Did Song Haozhe give you the things? What's the situation now?"

"That's why I called...When will you have time?...Can you do a DNA test for me." Yan Zihan looked at the toilet paper in the plastic bag at hand.

I don't know if it's right to do this, but I have already stepped forward, and there is no way to retreat.

Lin Sihang was silent for a while, "I'll find you later, you give me the things, and the results will come out tomorrow even if you speed up."

"It's troublesome..." Yan Zihan turned over and lay on the bed, "It's basically confirmed, but the most direct result is still needed."

"It's not troublesome... Good buddy, you don't have to be so polite. Song Haozhe and I are on a business trip tomorrow, and I'll ask our team to tell you the result." Lin Sihang said. "It's best to be sure, don't think too much."

After chatting for a while, the two hung up the phone, Yan Zihan took a deep breath and crawled on the quilt.

Cong Xiaoyi and Wang Bin returned to Wang Bin's place after dinner. Mother Wang was still awake. When she opened the door, she saw Cong Xiaoyi was so excited, "Xiaoxiao, you are here?! I haven't come for a long time, and I miss you. .”

"Hello Auntie."

"Okay, okay. What do you want to eat tomorrow? Auntie will make it for you."

Looking back at Wang Bin from a smile, the old man looked over with a look of "Look, I'm not my own".

"The crucian carp tofu soup you made is delicious." Cong Xiaoyi winked at Wang Bin.

"All right, Auntie will do it tomorrow." Aunt Wang said and pulled Wang Bin out from behind Cong Xiaoyi. "Get up early tomorrow and go to the market to buy me a crucian carp."

"Mom, I really convinced you, am I your own?"

"Go and look in the mirror. If I knew you were so ugly when you grew up, I should have thrown you into the trash can."

"Come on, you can talk to your own son, I'll take a shower." Wang Bin sighed.

When Wang Bin went to the bathroom, Ms. Wang quietly pulled Cong Xiaoyi over, "Xiaoxiao, Auntie, please ask me something."

As soon as Cong Xiao returned to Wang Bin's bedroom and lay on the bed, he took out his mobile phone and looked at it. He didn't know when the battery was gone.It is estimated that Wang Bin will come to the house to look for him if he can't get through the phone in the afternoon.

The photo that Yan Zihan took out in the afternoon makes me feel chills thinking about it now. To be precise, it is the person in the photo, the person who looks very similar to him.

I don't know why I suddenly remembered it.

In fact, it should be said that I have been thinking about it.

The screen of the phone lit up, and text messages popped out one by one.

It was Ma Xuanyu.

-Where?

-Phone off?

- When you see the message, send me a message.

Cong Xiaoyi called Ma Xuanyu, and the phone rang for a while before he was picked up.

"Sleep?"

"No," came Ma Xuanyu's voice, "I was taking a shower just now."

For some reason, Cong Xiao felt that Ma Xuanyu had been waiting for his call.

"Well, the phone is out of battery, I'm here with Wang Bin."

There was a moment of silence over there, "Smile, are you hiding from me?"

The author has something to say: I found that I wrote a big ridge, so I will change it.So sleepy that I burst into tears.