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【Shu Yang and Chi Yu】

1.

Shu Yang and Chi Yu's Christmas presents were given by Xiao Wang on Christmas Eve.

Xiao Wang was especially in tune with the occasion, with a red Christmas hat on his head, and two white fluffy beards in a serious manner.

Chi Yu took the gift, pinched Xiao Wang's soft face, and after successfully getting a supercilious look, he carried the box and went back to the room contentedly.

Although Shu Yang didn't become a teacher anymore, his gentle and serious temperament still hasn't dissipated.He was sitting at the table with low-prescription glasses on the bridge of his nose, resting one hand on his chin, and holding a pen in the other, constantly tapping on the table.

In a daze, Chi Yu still felt that what Shu Yang was holding was a lesson plan.

Shu Yang raised his head from the pile of things, happened to see Chi Yu moving a small box and put it in the living room, so he took off his glasses, stretched himself, and walked out of the study with his slippers on.

"Christmas gift?"

Chi Yu opened the box enthusiastically: "Well, Brother Gu gave it to me, I don't know what it is this time—"

Just halfway through his speech, his voice stopped abruptly.Shu Yang followed his stiff gaze and looked down, not surprisingly, he saw a set of skirts worn by female students from the Republic of China.

A few days ago, Gu Jian asked him if he wanted to play Republic of China.

Shu Yang didn't react at the time, thought about it, huh?Republic of China play?What Republic of China play?

Then looking at Gu Jian's meaningful expression, I understood.

Shu Yang shook his head, and replied with disapproval: "Yes."

Chi Yu raised the hem of the black skirt with a tangled expression, and asked hesitantly, "Brother Gu... Did you send it by mistake?"

Shu Yang touched his nose guiltily, and coughed lightly: "Cough, no, no."

Chi Yu took out his mobile phone: "No, I have to call Brother Gu."

Shu Yang: "Hey——"

Chi Yu: "Wow, Brother Gu, it's me—yes, yes, is that skirt given to... ah... it's not wrong... for me to wear... oh... then thank you, thank you Brother Gu... …OK Bye Bye……"

Seeing Chi Yu's dull expression, Shu Yang couldn't help laughing out, "Try it on?"

Chi Yu refused.

Shu Yang raised his eyebrows: "Wow, a man, don't you dare to wear a skirt?"

Chi Yu grabbed her skirt and walked back to the bedroom: "Who dares!"

Sure enough, this trick is really tried and tested.

After Shu Yang waited for a while, Chi Yu changed into a skirt and came out. The boy's skeleton still doesn't fit well in women's clothes, but there is another meaning in it.

From nowhere, Chi Yu got round-framed glasses on the bridge of his nose, and his bangs hung obediently on his forehead.

Holding two books in his arms, he looked at Shu Yang.

"Sir... What are we going to learn today?"

Shu Yang took a deep breath and bit his tongue.

This kid has learned how to flirt back, that's not okay.

"Come on, good boy, today we will learn about the structure of the human body."

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【Shu Jinhang x Jiangsi】

On Christmas Day, Jiang Si was happy, but Shu Jinhang was not.

Shu Jinhang lost his temper holding four four at home.

"What's the matter with Gu Jian! Why do you give women's clothing to others! Give it to us!"

He shook his four fours, then pointed at Hang Hang who was wagging his tail at Jiang Si's feet and yelled: "Why are we given pet clothes! Why!! Just because I'm busy with work, I think we don't have that much live!"

Jiang Si: "Actually, it's not... He didn't send women's clothes for that kind of life..."

Then he bent down and raised Xiaohanghang's front paws to shake hands: "Look at how cute it is."

Hang Hang let out a soft "ow" as if to respond.

Shu Jinhang got up, and Si Si, who was wearing a little princess dress, jumped off him lightly, and the fluffy tail passed by the tip of Hang Hang's nose, Hang Hang let out another "ow" and raised his claws to chase after him.

Shu Jinhang pointed at them sadly: "Look at them, look at them. Are the two males just wearing skirts like this?"

Jiang Si: "Well...it looks like...it's outrageous."

Shu Jinhang took out his mobile phone: "Wait a minute, I'll make a call and solve this problem right away."

Jiang Si: "Oh."

Shu Jinhang: "Hey, Xiao Zhao, can you see if the abolished plan of the heroine in the crew is still there? Yes, it's the dance scene in front of the emperor. Yes, send it here for me now, yes, high-end community. It's okay , she doesn't want it anymore... the director doesn't want it either. Well, it's troublesome."

Jiang Si smacked: "What do you want the heroine's clothes for?"

Shu Jinhang: "Tell you to always look at two pet women's clothes and become a nympho, let me show you my women's clothes."

Jiang Si: "I'm not a nympho?"

Shu Jinhang: "You are only allowed to be nympho to me."

Jiang Si: "Oh."

Jiang Si: "Ah, by the way, I recently heard from that author that I seem to have an extra relative."

Shu Jinhang: "Who is it?"

Jiang Si: "Just the one with my surname, the designer named Jiang Yi, the one with the young master of the food delivery company."

Shu Jinhang asked suspiciously, "Why do you suddenly have an extra relative?"

Jiang Si: "I don't know too well, but judging by the surname, it's possible."

Shu Jinhang: "So who are you?"

Jiang Si: "I don't know, the author didn't say anything."

"..." Shu Jinhang was silent for a while, just when the phone rang, "Hurry up! Maybe the clothes have been delivered!"

Jiang Si had a look of disbelief: "It's so fast."

But he quickly picked it up: "Hello? Hey, right, Jiang Yi? Hey, hello, I'm fine... Hey wait? What did you say? Oh, goodbye."

Shu Jinhang was curious: "What did he say?"

Jiang Si: "Well, he said he was my uncle."

Shu Jinhang: "..."

Jiang Si was puzzled: "When did my dad suddenly have a younger brother?"

Just as Shu Jinhang didn't know what to say, there was a knock on the door, so he hurriedly stood up: "This time the clothes must have arrived, I'll get them."

Jiang Si was depressed, so he responded casually with "um", but didn't move.After a while, Shu Jinhang came back from the door with a big bag of things, super excited: "I'll change it for you!"

Although Jiang Si had no interest in Shu Jinhang's women's clothing, he still responded with a very face-saving way: "Okay, ah, ah!"

To be honest, Shu Jinhang probably wanted to wear this women's outfit a long time ago, and finally seized the opportunity, so excited.

As a result, it took about an hour for Shu Jinhang to come out of the bedroom. Jiang Si had watched several episodes of the TV series and completely forgot what Shu Jinhang was doing.

Hearing the sound of the door opening, he habitually turned his head to look casually. He was so frightened that the peach in his hand fell to the ground without taking a bite, and landed at Shu Jinhang's feet.

This, this is...

This is a fairy...

Shu Jinhang was dressed in a fiery red gauze dress, with light makeup on, and her long black hair was loosely scattered around her waist.When I bent down to pick up an apple, my hair would flow down my shoulders, and my collarbone was looming at the neckline.

Jiang Si regretted it, he wanted to take back what he said earlier, he was very interested in Shu Jinhang's women's clothing, in various senses.

From today onwards, Shu Jinhang's male god face and goddess face are both in his heart.