Are there any straight men in your neighborhood?

【Lin He and Wang Xiao】

On Christmas Day, there is a big comic exhibition in G City.

This is also the first time Mrs. Songmian participated in an offline event.

When meeting fans in real life for the first time, everyone will be nervous.So Lin He got up early in the morning and began to prepare clothes. After a while, Wang Xiao also got up, sitting on the side and yawning sleepily.

Lin He couldn't help but came over and rubbed his head, and said with a smile, "If you're sleepy, don't go today, sleep a little longer?"

Wang Xiao quickly shook his head and refused, and said righteously: "Today is the first time my male god participates in an event! How can I not go!"

After speaking, there was another big yawn, which brought tears to my eyes.

Lin He sighed and stared at him for a few seconds.

"Well... Gu Jian gave me two boxes last night..."

Wang Xiao immediately jumped up excitedly: "A Christmas gift!! What is this year!"

"Well...it's a set of...clothes."

After Lin He finished speaking, he turned back to the room and took out a box: "This set is mine."

As he said that, he took out a small vest, shirt, leather shoes, stockings, and tie from the delivery box one by one...

Wang Xiao recognized it for a while, then asked doubtfully, "Gay clothes?"

"Well... I happen to be able to wear this today..."

After hearing this, Wang Xiao continued to be puzzled: "You...talked today...Why are there so many...ellipsis..."

Lin He was a little hesitant: "Because...he sent...a set of...couple outfits..."

Wang Xiao was very happy: "Then we can just go through together!"

Lin He's expression was complicated: "It's a couple outfit...not a gay outfit..."

Wang Xiao: "...Couple outfit—just, a little skirt?"

Lin He nodded silently.

Wang Xiao: ...

Wang Xiao: "How about? You bring it here? Let me have a look first?"

Wang Xiao looked at the pink and tender skirt in the box, and found that Gu Jian had matched the pannier and wig very thoughtfully.

And headgear.

And backpacks.

And stockings and shoes.

How long has he been preparing for it?

Wang Xiao thought about it and thought of it.After all, Gu Jian is a person who loves to buy dresses for Chen Xu very much. Thinking that his Weibo account home page is all concerned with the three bankrupt goddesses, he suddenly realized.

He turned his head, sat Lin He's hand under his buttocks very skillfully, raised his face and said to him: "Then I will go in women's clothing."

Lin He:? !

Lin He: "Okay, okay, okay!"

So when Songmian appeared at the signing site wearing a mask, she was followed by a young lady exuding a lovely aura.

The fans were confused, what, what, what's going on.

Could it be, girlfriend? ? ?

No, isn't Songmian coming out of the closet?

A few big fans who were familiar with Songmian murmured together for a long time, and couldn't help sneaking over to ask him.

Lin He turned his head and glanced at Wang Xiao in the distance, then turned his head and smiled with crooked eyes, saying that he was an assistant.

Oh assistant.

Tsk, it doesn't look that simple.The fans were skeptical, but they didn't dare to ask further.

If it doesn’t work, go to Weibo and ask Xiaohanshan!There is such a good-looking young lady beside my boyfriend, how can I not ask!

So when Wang Xiao got home, he turned on his phone and found that Weibo news went viral again. A large number of people came to ask him if he knew who it was!

How can he say, he, he is too embarrassed to say, that's me!

After reading several messages, the discussion in Chaohua was already in full swing, and they all took out screenshots saying that Xiaohanshan could not be read back. I was afraid that something happened to the relationship, so I cried!

At this time, a little fan suddenly raised his hand silently and said: "Well...don't get excited...doesn't anyone think like me...this young lady looks like Xiao Hanshan quq

This Weibo was quickly pushed to the forefront, and Chaohua calmed down for a while, and then exploded even more violently.

Comparison pictures from various angles were posted, and everyone praised the microscopic eyes of the little fans, and another wave of crazy circles around Xiaohanshan began.

Wang Xiao threw the phone away.

angry!Are all contemporary netizens famous detectives?

Lin He came over and circled him from behind, silently throwing the phone further away.

"My wife hasn't changed her clothes yet, do you want to do something with me?"

Wang Xiao blushed when he teased her, and quickly responded, "Didn't you change your clothes?"

Lin He took it for granted: "Yes, because I want to do it with my wife."

Wang Xiao's face turned red immediately, and he silently turned around and wrapped his arms around Lin He's neck obediently.

No matter what he discusses on Weibo, anyway, Lin He belongs to him anyway, as long as this is enough.

But at this time, there are people watching the excitement again, so it's no big deal.

[@一页间: Huh?Isn't this the couple outfit I gave Songmian and Xiaohanshan? (doge)]

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【Gu Jian and Chen Xu】

"Xu Xu!!!"

"Xu Xu opens the door!!!"

Chen Xu leaned against the door panel and yelled at Gu Jian with the same volume: "No! You must buy a skirt again!!!"

Gu Jian shouted: "This time it's different! Xuxu! You won't let me in my own house!!!"

"What's the difference!" Chen Xu broke down, "What's different about you! Whether it's jk uniforms, lolita, or Hanfu! Or fashionable women's clothing! Aren't they all skirts?! What's the difference!"

"Of course not! These dresses are certainly not the same as Cleopatra!"

In the middle of Gu Jian's speech, she suddenly felt that the air pressure was not right. She turned her head and saw Lin He standing upstairs with a dark face.

Lin He said in a soft voice: "Early in the morning, don't you feel that you are disturbing the people?"

Gu Jian scratched her head: "Aren't you just going to get up early to go to the comic exhibition, hey——"

Before he finished speaking, the door suddenly opened, and Chen Xu stretched out a hand to drag him in.

"Don't be ashamed, you!"

Gu Jian was very aggrieved: "Xu Xu has changed. Xu Xu never used to be mean to me. She would only follow me in a small skirt and happily call me Brother Gu Jian."

Chen Xu had nothing to say, and just looked at him like "what the hell are you talking about?"

Gu Jian was still immersed in her emotions: "Xu Xu used to like to wear small skirts and call me brother, but now she doesn't like it anymore, woo."

Chen Xu sighed: "Tell me—what did you buy this time?"

Gu Jian immediately regained her spirits, shook off a light yellow loose nightdress, and said excitedly: "I bought a nightdress! Xuxu can wear a skirt to sleep in the future!!"

Chen Xu: ... I knew it.

Before Chen Xu could get angry, Gu Jian shook off another pink one: "Look! I bought the same style to make you happy! From now on, we can wear skirts to sleep together!"

Chen Xu: "Gu Jian, don't you think you look like a pervert right now?"

Gu Jian: "I think so."

Chen Xu opened the wardrobe on that wall, and pointed to the neatly hung skirts inside: "Don't you think you've always looked like a pervert?"

Gu Jian: "That's right, no problem! But I'm only perverted to you!"

Chen Xu: "That's it—"

Gu Jian: "Does Xu Xu still want others to wear it for me to see?"

Chen Xu: "That's not what I meant—"

Gu Jian: "I'm just such a small hobby, can't even Xu Xu satisfy me?"

Chen Xu: "Can you let me—"

Gu Jian: "Anyway, I don't wear it for others to see, Xuxu..."

Chen Xu: "...OK."