Sichuan and Chongqing love

"Xiao Yi! Xiao Yi! Xiao! Yi!" Cheng Dulin slammed on the study door, calling out to the deaf-mute person inside, "Come out and have a look, why is this vacuum cleaner not moving again!"

This is not the first time Cheng Dulin slammed on the study door. At first, he knocked it lightly. He embarrassedly asked Xiao Yi to come out and solve a lot of trouble he caused. Later, when Xiao Yi got annoyed, he directly locked the study door. He kept his ears closed and only focused on his quota meter. People outside knocked on the door and no one answered. When he opened the door and found it was locked, he started to make noise.

Xiao Yi really didn't understand that people in modern times can live with such idiots. If idiots were divided into grades, he thought that Cheng Dulin would call them second and no one would dare to call them first.I went downstairs to buy dishwashing liquid for him, but this man poured the whole bottle into the sink. He really thought he was a rich benefactor. Even if a bottle of dishwashing liquid only cost more than ten yuan, he still felt distressed. , The main concern is the water, how long does it take to rinse so much dish soap.Cheng Dulin was quite considerate of him, and felt that it was troublesome for him to wash the dishes, so he dropped the bowl directly. Xiao Yi could hear the sound of the bowl falling to the ground every ten seconds while sitting in the study, it was crisp and raw, stab him in the heart.

Xiao Yi stood up a few times and wanted to scold this person, and walked out angrily, and mentioned Cheng Dulin, before he even opened his mouth, the other party lowered his head and moved his fingers back and forth, looking alive The little daughter-in-law looks aggrieved.He couldn't be scolded or hit, if he hit, the other party would cry for a whole day and night, Xiao Yi chose to endure it for the sake of keeping his ears clean.When the fourth or fifth plate fell to the ground, Xiao Yi couldn't take it anymore, closed the study door with a 'dong' sound, plugged in the earphones, and played "The Curse of Pure Heart" to make his world clean .

Cheng Dulin failed to persuade Xiao Yi, so he had to continue tinkering with the disobedient vacuum cleaner. He felt that he should not listen to his old man when he chose a major. If he wants to learn hammer business management, he should learn machinery. Repair the vacuum cleaner.After beating and beating, the dead vacuum cleaner failed to come back to life. Instead, sparks splashed out with a bang, black smoke came out and it was completely scrapped. Cheng Dulin was so frightened that he quickly pulled out the plug and brought a vacuum cleaner. The basin of water was rushed up, for fear that it would ignite and explode later.

Cheng Dulin squatted in front of the corpse of the vacuum cleaner, his brows were furrowed, and he muttered that he blamed Xiao Yi for not coming out to help him, but he was uneasy thinking about how many years he would have to sell himself into slavery to pay for the vacuum cleaner in such a poor state.

Before letting him go, Xiao Yi could have as many vacuum cleaners as he wanted, gold cards, silver cards, and black cards. How could he be so shabby, and if he broke something, he still had to worry about being chased away by the man in the study.

The more he thought about it, Cheng Dulin became more and more aggrieved, and when he was aggrieved, he became hungry. After hiding the dead body of the vacuum cleaner, he sneaked into the kitchen to find something to eat.

Xiao Yi was quiet for half an hour, and felt that something was wrong. Based on his current understanding of Cheng Dulin, the other party was not so calm and honest, so it was impossible for him not to come and harass him for half an hour.

On one side was the unfinished report, and on the other side was the trouble-maker who couldn't let go of his heart. After weighing again and again, Xiao Yi chose to compromise with life, sighed and resigned to his fate, and opened the cage of fate.

"Cheng Du..." As soon as he opened the door and looked up, he saw thick black smoke coming out of the kitchen.The first reaction was that Cheng Dulin set his kitchen on fire, Xiao Yi was so frightened that he rushed in immediately, and found that he was still safe, so he was relieved.

Cheng Dulin was standing in disgrace by the pool to collect water to pour onto the gas stove, Xiao Yi yelled loudly, and dropped the bowl to the ground in panic, the full bowl of water poured all over himself, and the debris splashed everywhere Both are.

"Xiao Yi..." He originally wanted to take advantage of Xiao Yi's time in the study to quickly get rid of the mess in the kitchen, but before the fire was extinguished, he saw him standing outside the kitchen door with a dark face, "I'm hungry I wanted to get something to eat, but I caught fire unexpectedly, sorry."

Cheng Dulin stood hesitantly on the spot, not daring to move, with his head lowered, his dodgy eyes had no place to rest, he thought Xiao Yi would scold him head and face, and even beat him twice to vent his anger, he also admitted it, but he didn't Pay attention to him, and put out the fire with the lid of the pot.

Cheng Dulin saw Xiao Yi picked up the towel and started to clean up, so he hurriedly said, "I'll do it."

Xiao Yi pushed away Cheng Dulin who came to grab the towel, with an uncontrollable anger flashing in his eyes, he said impatiently: "Go away."

"Cheng Dulin," Xiao Yi cleaned up the dirt on the kitchen wall with a gloomy face, raised his eyelids, and stared at Cheng Dulin seriously, "Do you think I have a good temper?"

The feeling of restlessness rose from the tailbone, and Cheng Dulin didn't dare to speak, fearing to make the other party more angry, so he lowered his head even more, and it was quiet, only his left hand was constantly stroking the index finger of his right hand.

Xiao Yi looked at the messy kitchen and couldn't get angry, but the other party didn't get annoyed or explained, so he had nowhere to get angry, so he couldn't get angry, so he said in a deep voice: "I don't think my house can fit your statue. Great Buddha, go back and forth wherever you come from."

"Don't," Cheng Dulin suddenly opened his eyes wide when he heard that he was going to be kicked out, and his voice was muffled, but he was aggrieved, "I will definitely pay for things that are broken, but I don't have that much money with me right now. Can I give you the last 2000 yuan? Don't drive me away."

Xiao Yi was getting angry, he slapped away the hands that were holding onto his clothes, threw the wet towel into the sink, and went out of the kitchen to catch his breath.

"Cough, cough..." His throat was already dry and itchy, but he had inhaled heavy smoke just now, and now his lungs were aching and he couldn't breathe. Xiao Yi quickly opened a can of iced Coke from the refrigerator.

The red back of his hand was still hot and painful, Cheng Dulin held back his temper, and did mental work to himself ten thousand times in the kitchen, "Don't throw your temper at the young master, don't throw your temper at the young master, this is the uncle who gave the money ...!" Then he chased him out.

"Hey, why are you drinking this!"

Xiao Yi ignored him, raised his head and poured the last few sips in. The cold carbonated drink stimulated the mucous membrane of the throat and diverted the dry itchy feeling. He said seriously, "What exactly do you want?"

"I can explain it," Cheng Dulin raised his head halfway, his brows were wrinkled into characters, and his eyes were watery like a son of a bitch who did something wrong. "Promise me first that you won't be angry."

"I'll try my best." Xiao Yi held the empty coke can in his left hand, and tapped it lightly on the dining table with his right hand. Following Cheng Dulin's explanation of one trouble after another, the tapping frequency became faster and faster.

The dropped cans entered the basket in a perfect arc, with a 'bang' sound, Xiao Yi's remaining patience exploded sparks in his head when he saw the corpse of the vacuum cleaner in the corner.

"You said you wouldn't be angry." Cheng Dulin took out his phone, clicked to play the recording, and Xiao Yi's "I'll try my best" was played back and forth in the quiet air.

"I just said that I will try my best." Xiao Yi really didn't expect Cheng Dulin, an idiot, to sneak around and record the sound, "I can't do my best now."

"Then I'll transfer the money to you, okay?" Cheng Dulin opened Alipay again, making a gesture to transfer the pitifully small money in Yu'e Bao to Xiao Yi, "Don't drive me away."

"Cheng Dulin, I took you in out of my kindness, and I never thought about letting you be a babysitter, but at least you are a little self-aware, do you really think this is your home?" Xiao Yi walked in sullenly. In front of Cheng Dulin, he bent slightly and looked at him impatiently, "How long have we known each other?"

"You said you wouldn't drive me away." Xiao Yi's eyes were too aggressive, and Cheng Dulin didn't know what to do. In fact, he also knew that this person could drive him away whenever he wanted, so he didn't dare to say anything. It was too absolute, and he could only lower his head to avoid the other party's scorching gaze.

"There are two ways for you," Xiao Yi looked down at his watch, "Go now, or go before I come back."

"Can you not go?" Cheng Dulin's eyes were a little red, he was extremely nervous, and stubbornly wanted to stay, "It's my first time doing housework, and I'm not very good at it. If you teach me, I'm sure I won't There will be trouble."

"I don't have that much patience, and I don't want to be patient with you. You can do it yourself." Before the words finished, he slammed the door and left.