Sichuan and Chongqing love

Cheng Dulin was picking at the front, and Xiao Yi pushed the shopping cart behind to pick up the fruits and vegetables handed over by the person in front.

Looking at the shriveled cabbage, old celery and several rotten green grapes in the shopping cart, I couldn't help reminding the person in front of me who was addicted to shopping: "Will you choose?"

Cheng Dulin lowered his head and rubbed his chin against a piece of old tofu, as if he was thinking about whether he wanted the edge or the center, when he heard Xiao Yi questioning his ability, he snorted incomprehensibly: "Yes, Choose whoever looks good."

Xiao Yi really wanted to lift Cheng Dulin's skull to see what kind of bean curd dregs it contained, and burst out laughing after a while of silence: "You were chosen as a dish to choose a daughter-in-law?"

Hearing Xiao Yi's sudden mention of the topic of daughter-in-law, Cheng Dulin didn't know how to answer the question for a while, lowered his eyes slightly, pursed his mouth and muttered in a low voice: "I don't have a wife, and I don't choose a wife."

Pushing Xiao Yi, who was standing behind, pushed his knee against Cheng Dulin, who was standing slack, raised his eyebrows lightly, and joked: "Then what do you choose? Could it be that Chengdu zero is really zero?"

Cheng Dulin was a little annoyed at being exposed in public about his sexual orientation, and stood on tiptoe to block Xiao Yi's mouth, which was about to throw a knife as soon as he opened his mouth.

Cheng Dulin was sitting high, Xiao Yi flashed faster, and he insisted on teasing the little nanny with his unforgiving mouth, saying: "It seems that you, Cheng Dulin, didn't take the name for nothing."

Cheng Dulin, the babysitter, pursed her lips, her face was redder than the tomatoes sold at the stall next to her, and she retorted angrily: "Whoever told you that I am 0, even if I am gay, then I am still a steel 1, not to mention that I am Straight man of steel, the kind who can't even bend a wrench."

"Oh, is it?"

Cheng Dulin is too lazy to argue with him, the movement just now has attracted the attention of the surroundings, he doesn't want to be photographed and posted on the Internet, when the time comes to be seen and recognized by acquaintances, his mother should know.

"If you don't answer, I'll take it as you admit it."

"Yes, yes, you say yes!"

Cheng Dulin turned his head and ignored Xiao Yi, so he didn't notice the playful smile on Xiao Yi's mouth.

After a while, Cheng Dulin, who couldn't bear the loneliness, spoke first.

"Can you handle fish?" Cheng Dulin turned around and asked Lord Jin Zhu's opinion, the small dimples at the corners of his mouth fluttered with his light lips as he opened and closed, watching the lively fish in the water, Seeming to be a bit distressed, the good-looking eyebrows are slightly furrowed.

"You bought it, and he will deal with it for you." Xiao Yi made the decision for him, like a shopping guide who explained which one he wanted, and then dragged Cheng Dulin to stand far away and wait for a while. The fishy smell was too strong. You can smell it through the mask.

"Xiao Yi." Cheng Dulin couldn't stay idle, raised his head and began to look for topics, "Why do you wear a mask on such a hot day? Are you afraid of being recognized because you are a celebrity?"

"I've caught a cold." He took the sliced ​​fish and put them aside in an orderly manner, separated from the melons and fruits, so as to avoid the smell. "What else do you want to buy?"

"Can I buy a bag of yogurt?" Cheng Dulin licked his lower lip with his tongue, staring at Xiao Yi with almond eyes, the corners of his naturally drooping eyes looked extremely pitiful.

Xiao Yi looked at the big bag of yogurt he had already wrapped in his arms and said helplessly, "Did you give me a chance to refuse?"

"Yes, about three seconds."

Cheng Dulin stood outside holding plastic bags to put things in, obediently waiting for Xiao Yi to finish paying.

"A total of 235.6 yuan, Alipay or WeChat?" The lady at the cash register numbly scanned the QR code with her head lowered, without even looking up at the two of them.

"WeChat."

"Please show me the payment code."

"beep"

Cheng Dulin didn't know how to classify, he didn't feel something was right until he filled the two bags in his hand, one was light and the other was heavy, so he stretched out his hand and handed the light bag to Xiao Yi, he didn't give money, it was free , so he worked hard.

"It's easy for you."

Xiao Yi thought the little nanny was a little funny, but he didn't seem to recognize the reality, and said, "Who do you think should carry these two bags?"

"One person, one bag, right? I let you go, I took a lot, and I'm still thinner than you." Cheng Dulin walked in front with the heavy bag in both hands, and the plastic bag's handle was so tight that his palms turned red, a little pain.

Xiao Yi was completely convinced, but he still grabbed the wobbly person in front, took the heavy bag from his hand, and then gave him the light bag.

Cheng Dulin saw that Xiao Yi's palm was also red, but there was nothing wrong on his face, so he couldn't help asking again: "Does it hurt?"

"Then you will bring it up?"

He pretended to exchange the bag in his hand with Cheng Dulin's again. Cheng Dulin was so incompetent, he rushed to the front in no time, happily rushed to the back and yelled: "Then you should carry it, and you should look more handsome when you carry it."

When the two of them got home, it was past twelve o'clock, even Xiao Yi, who had already had breakfast, couldn't help it, so he picked up a tomato, washed it and ate it raw to cushion his stomach that was screaming for food.

"I put it in the kitchen for you, you go and cook quickly."

"No problem, leave it to me!"

Cheng Dulin went in firmly, and within ten seconds, poked his head out and looked at Xiao Yi.

"what are you doing?"

"Whatever you want, as long as you can eat." Without looking at his phone all morning, the WeChat messages had already exploded, Xiao Yi chose a few more important ones for work to reply first, and perfunctory Cheng Dulin without looking up.

"Is scrambled eggs with tomato okay?"

Xiao Yi didn't reply to him, so he assumed that he agreed, and went back to the kitchen again, but within a minute, he poked his head out again.

"Why can't the eggs be cracked?" This time he directly brought out the eggs and the bowl. The small enamel bowl was filled with broken egg liquid and broken shells, and it splashed after taking two steps. On Cheng Dulin's tiger's mouth, it dripped on the floor along the arc of the back of his hand.

Xiao Yi had just finished replying to the message, and when he looked up, he saw Cheng Dulin's slovenly appearance. He almost lost his breath on the spot, and hurriedly took a few pieces of paper from the coffee table. First, he took the bowl and wiped it in a circle, and then put Wipe off the egg wash that has dripped all the way.

Just as he was about to arrest the criminal suspect, the egg in Cheng Dulin's hand lost his grip and fell hard on the ground. After a crisp sound, it shattered and the egg liquid flowed all over the floor.

Now it was Cheng Dulin's turn to be stunned, and explained tremblingly: "I didn't mean to..."

He drove the evil spirit to the kitchen and took a wet towel to clean the floor. Xiao Yi himself admired that he was not angry. If he was in the company, he would have scolded his subordinates bloody.

"What's the matter?" Just stood up and turned around to see the restless little head at the door of the kitchen. Xiao Yi felt that the other party was testing his bottom line, so he asked impatiently, "Is it the tomato that can't be peeled well, or the egg?" Broken by you again?"

"None." Cheng Dulin lowered his head in shame, his voice was lower than that of a mosquito, buzzing, "I don't know how to start a fire, and I can't find where the oil is."

It was only then that Xiao Yi remembered that he didn't buy it at home, but if he dragged his exhausted body to buy it now, it would be better to starve to death at home.Xiao Yi felt that God had arranged Cheng Dulin into his life because he must have thought that he was not sick enough now, so he came to aggravate his condition.

In the end, the two of them didn't eat the rice cooked by Cheng Dulin. After asking a little bit, they didn't even know how to hold the knife, and even cut off the thumb of their left hand.

Resigned to his fate, Xiao Yi took off the apron around Cheng Dulin's body, put it on himself, and took out the quick-frozen dumplings he just bought from the freezer, and asked the idiot standing aside: "How much do you eat?"

Cheng Dulin got into a lot of trouble today, he was a little embarrassed, and coyly said that he didn't eat much.

Xiao Yi had long seen Cheng Dulin eating slices of bread in the refrigerator just now, he was obviously hungry and wanted to be brave, so when serving dumplings, he deliberately told Cheng Dulin to pick more than half of Cheng Dulin's bowl into his own bowl.

"Come in and serve yourself."

As soon as he heard that there was something to eat, Cheng Dulin, who was sitting peacefully at the dining table, rushed to the kitchen immediately, saw two bowls of dumplings with inconsistent portions, and asked, "You eat so much?"

"I do more things, of course I eat more than you. What did you do today?"

Cheng Dulin knew he was wrong, so he slipped to the dinner table pitifully with his share.

"You don't even take the chopsticks, do you want to grab them with your hands?" Xiao Yi put the sterilized chopsticks in front of Cheng Dulin, then sat on the sofa by himself, and ate while looking at his mobile phone, saving time.

The dumplings in the bowl were not enough. Cheng Dulin, who had been hungry for a whole day, stuffed them between his teeth. He took one bite, and within 2 minutes of gobbling, the bowl was clean.He touched his stomach which was not half full, turned around and couldn't help but stare at Xiao Yi's still full bowl, and swallowed, but Xiao Yi kept his head down and replied to the message, not paying attention to him at all. .It wasn't until Xiao Yi put away his phone that Cheng Dulin squatted in front of him holding his own bowl, looked at him eagerly, and asked, "Can you finish eating?"

"I can't finish it." Although Xiao Yi has a quick temper, he is good at eating. He has to divide a mouthful of dumplings into two or three bites and chew them several times before swallowing them.

Cheng Dulin bit the tail of his chopsticks, his eyes almost burned a hole in Xiao Yi's mouth, "Then you give me some, I don't want to dislike you."

Xiao Yi took the chopsticks and knocked away the chopsticks that this man was sneaking into his bowl, and said calmly: "Who said that you eat less just now? If I remember correctly, it seems to be you."

"But you can't finish eating, why don't I help you share some?" Cheng Dulin, whose chopsticks were knocked off, put the bowl on the coffee table, and sat down on the ground himself, insisting on spending time with Xiao Yi with.

"No need." Saying that, Xiao Yi picked up the bowl and walked to the dining table.

When Xiao Yi put down the chopsticks, Cheng Dulin, who had been watching for a long time not far away, couldn't sit still again, and asked again eagerly if he could eat.

Cheng Dulin's appearance reminded Xiao Yi of the pug raised by his grandmother, who would wag his tail when it was time to eat, with two big ears lying on his cheeks, looking at him pitifully.

Xiao Yi badly wanted to tease Cheng Dulin, so he picked up the bowl and walked into the kitchen, making a gesture of pouring out the rest.Cheng Dulin anxiously followed behind him, saw that he was about to dump it into the trash can, stamped his feet anxiously, feeling very pitiful, pulled Xiao Yi's clothes corner, and said aggrievedly: "If you don't eat, just leave it to me, Why did it fall, what a pity."

"Then why do you think I want to feed you?"

"Didn't you say that you are my patron, at least let me be full."

Xiao Yi didn't expect that the idiot who mistakenly said that the employer was the beneficiary of the funder would still remember it, and he could use this to refute himself, which is not too stupid.After teasing and being happy, Xiao Yi finally left him the dumplings.

Cheng Dulin was eating at the dinner table, while Xiao Yi sat next to him and looked at his phone.

"Cheng Dulin, what do you do at home?"

"Nothing, my dad sells the house." Cheng Dulin was busy eating dumplings, his mouth was not bulging enough, and there was still one in his chopsticks to be delivered to his mouth, as if he had never eaten quick-frozen dumplings The appearance of dumplings.

"Where is the house?"

Cheng Dulin reported several well-known neighborhoods, which frightened Xiao Yi directly, and pretended to calmly ask: "They all belong to your family?"

"Yeah, this set is the cheapest I've ever bought. I bought it earlier, and it was actually pretty good back then."

"You are the only child of your old man?"

"Well, my old man only has me as a child. The couple got married late, and they wanted me too late, so I have only one child."

Xiao Yi always thought that Cheng Dulin's family was just getting rich suddenly, but he didn't expect to be a real estate tycoon. It would be worth bragging to let the only son of a real estate tycoon be his nanny, so Xiao Yi unilaterally decided to keep Cheng Dulin in his home. Stay for a few days.

"Is there anything else to ask?" The dumplings were finished, Cheng Dulin picked up the bowl and walked to the kitchen, "If it's gone, I'll wash the dishes?"

Xiao Yi asked without looking back: "Do you know where the dish soap is?"

Cheng Dulin walked around the kitchen, but he didn't see the dish soap, so he ran out again and asked, "Where's the dish soap?"

"Did not buy."

"Then you ask me!?"

"No? Babysitter."

"Okay, yes, my lord."

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(small theater)

At night when Xiao Yi was lying on the bed, he tossed and turned and couldn't sleep. He didn't know what happened, so he agreed to this person's request. Obviously he was so afraid of trouble, but he found himself the biggest troublemaker in his life.

I hope there is no trouble tomorrow.

He was about to fall asleep, when there was a knock on the bedroom door, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

When he opened the door, he saw Cheng Dulin standing outside in his pajamas, holding a cup of hot water in both hands, looking at him expectantly.

"I heard that you have a terrible cough. I specially made honey lemonade for you. Drink it while it's hot. It will be fine tomorrow."

"Where did you get your honey and lemons?"

"I bought the lemon in the supermarket today, and I just bought the honey at the canteen downstairs. Is honey so expensive? I'm out of money again."

"How much, I'll give you."

"25.5"

Xiao Yi drank the sour honey lemonade with too much lemon, his throat was warm, and his heart was warm. He couldn't help thinking, so the second generation of rich people are also so frugal?

The remaining half of a lemon cut on the kitchen chopping board turned around and returned to the porcelain knife.