Plastic Marriage Kills People[Entertainment]
Chapter 54
Jin Laiduo was stunned and couldn't speak, but the camera was still facing him, taking a clear picture of his face from white to pink to crimson.
"Okay, okay, that's the end of this topic." The host smoothed things over, "We don't announce specific tasks in this episode, but give you six key words, and here is a table."
The host took out a form and unfolded it. The vertical column was filled with six blanks for keywords, and the horizontal column was for coloring, shape, meaning, and taste.
"Taste is what you all know. It is the taste of the final finished dish. It means the degree of correlation between the ingredients and the final finished dish and keywords. The color and shape are scored according to the ingredients you choose. The taste and meaning are different. It takes up 30 points, color and shape each take up 20 points."
"The ingredients we're looking for this time not only need to meet the needs of you and the guide for a total of four meals in two days, but also prepare for the banquet tomorrow night."
"And this time the same ingredients are not allowed. For example, if Xiaojin's group found an egg, we will inform you as soon as possible that someone has found the egg. Even if you are on the way to find the egg, you must give up this ingredient and go to Find other similar ingredients."
Several pairs of guests were a little dumbfounded: "Huh??"
Even knowing that the task has changed, it sounds like it is more difficult than they imagined.
Zhou Jin did not respond. He has participated in many challenging reality shows, and this time it is not too difficult for him.He is a person who likes to study the rules. After the host explained the general task situation, he asked: "Are the keywords given to us one by one? Or is it a one-off?"
The host said: "It's a one-off."
Zhou Jin thought for a moment, and said to Jin Laiduo: "Six kinds of ingredients in two days, the time is a bit tight. If others preempt it, time and energy will be wasted. We need to make a plan, what to get first, and what to get later. , Which ingredient will other people look for first, and the freshness of the ingredient should also be taken into consideration, it is best to list a planB, so as not to be obtained by others in advance."
Jin Laiduo said: "It sounds like a strategy game."
A female guest beside him asked, "Duobao, do you cook at home?"
Jin Laiduo: "No cooking."
The female guest said; "That's good, leave it to Zhou Jin, and make decisions by himself, which will not cause family conflicts."
"That can't be done." Jin Laiduo said, "When we play "Break Up Kitchen" at home, it's all my decision. Zhou Jin himself said that the only thing he would do to me is playing games and quarreling."
"What is "Break Up Kitchen"?"
"It's just a game. Two people cook together. It is said that couples are especially easy to break up when they play together."
"..."
Zhou Jin raised his hand and pinched Jin Laiduo's mouth; "Can you stop talking so much, you've exposed the little family secrets."
"I haven't disliked you for shouting about the little fat chicken outside." Jin Laiduo knocked Zhou Jin's hand off, "It will still be the same as "Break Up Kitchen" later, just listen to me."
"you sure?"
Jin Laiduo said, "Of course I'm sure. Have you forgotten the vegetables in the yard of my grandparents' house? Fishing and growing strawberries are my specialties written in the elementary school handbook when I was a child."
Zhou Jin had no choice but to say, "Okay."
The host asked: "Is everything discussed? Are there any other questions?"
"No."
"Okay, now let's announce the six key words."
"Painting and calligraphy, piano, chess, poetry, wine, flowers."
"..."
A male guest raised his hand: "I want to apply for withdrawal."
The female guest next to him gave him a hammer: "How dare you."
Jin Laiduo tugged at the corner of Zhou Jin's clothes; "It's over, do I really have a problem with IQ, I don't understand what to do, what is this?"
Zhou Jin deliberately teased him; "You decide, I will listen to you."
Jin Laiduo said: "Okay, then retire."
Zhou Jin said, "The contract is all signed."
Jin Laiduo was a little mad: "Use this keyword to find ingredients? How to find them? Paintings and calligraphy? Could it be to find a piece of paper for cooking? Aren't the sheep that eat paper?"
Zhou Jin laughed at him; "Didn't you say you are a vegetable expert? Where did you grow strawberries?"
Jin Laiduo was eloquent: "What does planting strawberries have to do with calligraphy and painting? I thought the key words he mentioned were green vegetables and mushrooms. Who knew they actually read a poem?"
"Not bad, little fat chicken, you know it's poetry." Zhou Jin rubbed his head with a big hand, "It seems that you're not that scumbag, let's go."
Jin Laiduo said, "Where are you going?"
Zhou Jin said, "Look for ingredients."
Jin Laiduo asked, "How to find it?"
The host saw that Zhou Jin took the bag and put it on his back, so he knew that he had an idea, and said, "It seems that someone is ready to go."
The three regular guests who were still discussing or frowning all looked at Zhou Jin and Jin Laiduo.
Jin Laiduo was the same as them, with a mask on his face.
Zhou Jin said to greet him: "Let's go."
Jin Laiduo asked, "Where are you going?"
Zhou Jin said, "You're so stupid."
Zhou Jin held Jin Laiduo with a handbag in one hand, and whispered a few words in his ear. Jin Laiduo was in a daze at first, but after hearing it, he seemed enlightened, his eyes lit up, and he nodded repeatedly: " Good good."
"Let's go then."
Zhou Jin stretched out his hand, and Jin Laiduo took the initiative to hold it, and the young couple walked away happily.
"Tomorrow at five o'clock in the evening, we will still gather here."
With his back turned to them, Jin Laiduo made a victory gesture towards the sky.
Then the host suddenly discovered that the bear had been left in place.
"Hey, your child is lost!"
Little Bear squatted on the ground, holding his little face with reluctance.
The host called Zhou Jin to stop, and Xiaoxiong looked over, and then saw the corner of the ipad protruding from Zhou Jin's backpack, jumped up suddenly, and ran towards Zhou Jin and Jin Laiduo.
"Wait for me!"
"See, it's automatic." Zhou Jin held Jin Laiduo with one hand, and Xiao Xiong who was rushing over with the other, "Mr. Xiong, where is your vegetable market?"
Zhou Jin carried three catties of rice in his bag, which was the two-day ration issued by the program team, and it was also the only valuable thing on them.The program team has a rule that both of them will have their phones confiscated after departure, and their iPads will be checked without any payment apps before they are allowed to stay.As for clothes and personal belongings, it is not allowed to exchange for cash through the pawn model.
"Hell mode..." Jin Laiduo sighed, "There is always a feeling of buying a game blindly, only to find out that it is the work of the old thief Miyazaki."
The little bear chased after him and asked, "Brother, brother, what game?"
"What games do children play?" Jin Laiduo said, "Do you know what will happen if you play too many games? Just like me, even participating in a reality show doesn't understand what the mission of the show is."
"Besides, after playing games for so many years, I'm still a rookie. I can't compare to others except for playing Kao."
"Others?" Zhou Jin was displeased, "Does your wolf still want to get platinum?"
"……husband."
"good."
Mr. Xiong was put aside by the two of them, and he had some opinions: "Do you still want to go to the vegetable market? Why are you so wordy?"
Zhou Jin said: "Okay, okay, listen to the teacher."
Xiao Xiong took them to the vegetable market at the entrance of the village, and it was time to close the stall. The aunt who sold the tofu was about to close the stall, but saw a group of people coming with cameras.
"?"
The aunt was confused, and took a closer look: "Hey, are you Jin Duobao?"
Jin Laiduo said, "Yes, Auntie."
The aunt was immediately excited, and hurriedly greeted the people around: "Come on, my God, Jin Duobao has come to our village!"
A group of uncles and aunts rushed towards Jin Laiduo, and Zhou Jin spent a little effort before Jin Laiduo was overwhelmed by the enthusiastic uncles and aunts.
"Duobao, Duobao—" An aunt was very excited, seeing Jin Laiduo was like seeing her own son, "You don't need to hold the security guard's hand, and the aunts will not harm you."
security guard?
Zhou Jin, who was half-embracing Jin Laiduo to shield him from the crowd, looked serious.
Ning Liyan almost laughed.
"Auntie, he is my husband." Jin Lai took another look at Zhou Jin and then at Auntie, and held back his laughter for a while, "Let's do the show."
"Are you here to play 1314 Lover's Bridge?"
"It's not Lover's Bridge, it's a program from Shengxing Satellite TV."
Ning Liyan didn't expect that Jin Laiduo would have so many fans in this village, so he explained the situation for Jin Laiduo.
After explaining, Jin Laiduo said to his aunt, "We want to exchange some fragrant rice for some tofu skin."
Ning Liyan said: "This is a cook lover, and the tofu skin is a processed ingredient."
Zhou Jin said: "It is said in the rules that local specialty foods and seasonings, as well as local fresh ingredients, can be used as the ingredients of choice."
Ning Liyan asked: "Have you mentioned local specialties?"
Zhou Jin said: "Of course, how about promoting the local products here?"
Jin Laiduo opened his mouth, and of course the aunt gave it generously: "Which one do you want? Just tofu skin?"
Zhou Jin took out the packaged fragrant rice from his bag, picked out a roll of tofu skin, and asked his aunt: "Auntie, the tofu here seems to be different from ours?"
"Of course it's different. There are many kinds of tofu here." The camera turned to the aunt, and the aunt introduced one by one, "This is firewood tofu, this is black bean tofu, and this is peanut tofu..."
"..."
Zhou Jin is really scary. It is also the first time Ning Liyan has collaborated with Zhou Jin on a reality show. He has heard that Zhou Jin is very good at reality shows and is very popular with advertisers. Now it seems that he is really advertising in a timely manner. No wonder advertisers don't like it.
What's even more frightening is that this person actually knows the rules better than him, a staff member who has participated in several episodes of the show.
The advertisement was done, and the tofu skin was replaced. The auntie collected a handful of rice for a token, and then put the rest back into Jin Laiduo's hands, saying that he was too thin, and asked him to eat more.
Then he packed a few pieces of tofu and let him try the special products here.
Jin Laiduo held up the tofu skin and looked at it carefully: "It really looks like a calligraphy and painting scroll, have you decided what to cook?"
Zhou Jin said, "What do you want to eat?"
Jin Laiduo said, "I want to eat buns with tofu skin."
Zhou Jin said, "Okay, I'll get some flour later, and I'll make buns for you tonight. How about fermented bean curd and bean curd skin stuffing? XX's fermented bean curd is pretty good, and it's good as a condiment."
"..."
Ning Liyan sighed: "Both of you cheaters really shouldn't come to our show. One specializes in broadcasting, and the other uses your face as a credit card. It's just a bug in the show."
After sighing, he sent a message to the director: "Group D, the first ingredient has been obtained, which is tofu skin."
The author has something to say: Several games in the article are soft and wide (not
Old Thief Miyazaki, formerly known as Hidetaka Miyazaki, is a masterpiece of the Soul series, Sekiro, and Curse of Blood.
Breakup Kitchen is a cooperative cooking game on the ns platform. Two or four people cooperate to cook within the specified time. It is especially suitable for couples to tear each other ==
The six-star good card drawn by Duobao is "Tomorrow's Ark"
The wild boar game is "Legend of Zelda", thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution for me~
Thanks to the little angels who cast [Landmine]: Chaoli, Strawstalk, and Mingming;
Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:
10 bottles of Ertututu; 5 bottles of Libre and Long Goggle; 2 bottles of Grapefruit and Brainstorm; 1 bottle of Sapphire;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
"Okay, okay, that's the end of this topic." The host smoothed things over, "We don't announce specific tasks in this episode, but give you six key words, and here is a table."
The host took out a form and unfolded it. The vertical column was filled with six blanks for keywords, and the horizontal column was for coloring, shape, meaning, and taste.
"Taste is what you all know. It is the taste of the final finished dish. It means the degree of correlation between the ingredients and the final finished dish and keywords. The color and shape are scored according to the ingredients you choose. The taste and meaning are different. It takes up 30 points, color and shape each take up 20 points."
"The ingredients we're looking for this time not only need to meet the needs of you and the guide for a total of four meals in two days, but also prepare for the banquet tomorrow night."
"And this time the same ingredients are not allowed. For example, if Xiaojin's group found an egg, we will inform you as soon as possible that someone has found the egg. Even if you are on the way to find the egg, you must give up this ingredient and go to Find other similar ingredients."
Several pairs of guests were a little dumbfounded: "Huh??"
Even knowing that the task has changed, it sounds like it is more difficult than they imagined.
Zhou Jin did not respond. He has participated in many challenging reality shows, and this time it is not too difficult for him.He is a person who likes to study the rules. After the host explained the general task situation, he asked: "Are the keywords given to us one by one? Or is it a one-off?"
The host said: "It's a one-off."
Zhou Jin thought for a moment, and said to Jin Laiduo: "Six kinds of ingredients in two days, the time is a bit tight. If others preempt it, time and energy will be wasted. We need to make a plan, what to get first, and what to get later. , Which ingredient will other people look for first, and the freshness of the ingredient should also be taken into consideration, it is best to list a planB, so as not to be obtained by others in advance."
Jin Laiduo said: "It sounds like a strategy game."
A female guest beside him asked, "Duobao, do you cook at home?"
Jin Laiduo: "No cooking."
The female guest said; "That's good, leave it to Zhou Jin, and make decisions by himself, which will not cause family conflicts."
"That can't be done." Jin Laiduo said, "When we play "Break Up Kitchen" at home, it's all my decision. Zhou Jin himself said that the only thing he would do to me is playing games and quarreling."
"What is "Break Up Kitchen"?"
"It's just a game. Two people cook together. It is said that couples are especially easy to break up when they play together."
"..."
Zhou Jin raised his hand and pinched Jin Laiduo's mouth; "Can you stop talking so much, you've exposed the little family secrets."
"I haven't disliked you for shouting about the little fat chicken outside." Jin Laiduo knocked Zhou Jin's hand off, "It will still be the same as "Break Up Kitchen" later, just listen to me."
"you sure?"
Jin Laiduo said, "Of course I'm sure. Have you forgotten the vegetables in the yard of my grandparents' house? Fishing and growing strawberries are my specialties written in the elementary school handbook when I was a child."
Zhou Jin had no choice but to say, "Okay."
The host asked: "Is everything discussed? Are there any other questions?"
"No."
"Okay, now let's announce the six key words."
"Painting and calligraphy, piano, chess, poetry, wine, flowers."
"..."
A male guest raised his hand: "I want to apply for withdrawal."
The female guest next to him gave him a hammer: "How dare you."
Jin Laiduo tugged at the corner of Zhou Jin's clothes; "It's over, do I really have a problem with IQ, I don't understand what to do, what is this?"
Zhou Jin deliberately teased him; "You decide, I will listen to you."
Jin Laiduo said: "Okay, then retire."
Zhou Jin said, "The contract is all signed."
Jin Laiduo was a little mad: "Use this keyword to find ingredients? How to find them? Paintings and calligraphy? Could it be to find a piece of paper for cooking? Aren't the sheep that eat paper?"
Zhou Jin laughed at him; "Didn't you say you are a vegetable expert? Where did you grow strawberries?"
Jin Laiduo was eloquent: "What does planting strawberries have to do with calligraphy and painting? I thought the key words he mentioned were green vegetables and mushrooms. Who knew they actually read a poem?"
"Not bad, little fat chicken, you know it's poetry." Zhou Jin rubbed his head with a big hand, "It seems that you're not that scumbag, let's go."
Jin Laiduo said, "Where are you going?"
Zhou Jin said, "Look for ingredients."
Jin Laiduo asked, "How to find it?"
The host saw that Zhou Jin took the bag and put it on his back, so he knew that he had an idea, and said, "It seems that someone is ready to go."
The three regular guests who were still discussing or frowning all looked at Zhou Jin and Jin Laiduo.
Jin Laiduo was the same as them, with a mask on his face.
Zhou Jin said to greet him: "Let's go."
Jin Laiduo asked, "Where are you going?"
Zhou Jin said, "You're so stupid."
Zhou Jin held Jin Laiduo with a handbag in one hand, and whispered a few words in his ear. Jin Laiduo was in a daze at first, but after hearing it, he seemed enlightened, his eyes lit up, and he nodded repeatedly: " Good good."
"Let's go then."
Zhou Jin stretched out his hand, and Jin Laiduo took the initiative to hold it, and the young couple walked away happily.
"Tomorrow at five o'clock in the evening, we will still gather here."
With his back turned to them, Jin Laiduo made a victory gesture towards the sky.
Then the host suddenly discovered that the bear had been left in place.
"Hey, your child is lost!"
Little Bear squatted on the ground, holding his little face with reluctance.
The host called Zhou Jin to stop, and Xiaoxiong looked over, and then saw the corner of the ipad protruding from Zhou Jin's backpack, jumped up suddenly, and ran towards Zhou Jin and Jin Laiduo.
"Wait for me!"
"See, it's automatic." Zhou Jin held Jin Laiduo with one hand, and Xiao Xiong who was rushing over with the other, "Mr. Xiong, where is your vegetable market?"
Zhou Jin carried three catties of rice in his bag, which was the two-day ration issued by the program team, and it was also the only valuable thing on them.The program team has a rule that both of them will have their phones confiscated after departure, and their iPads will be checked without any payment apps before they are allowed to stay.As for clothes and personal belongings, it is not allowed to exchange for cash through the pawn model.
"Hell mode..." Jin Laiduo sighed, "There is always a feeling of buying a game blindly, only to find out that it is the work of the old thief Miyazaki."
The little bear chased after him and asked, "Brother, brother, what game?"
"What games do children play?" Jin Laiduo said, "Do you know what will happen if you play too many games? Just like me, even participating in a reality show doesn't understand what the mission of the show is."
"Besides, after playing games for so many years, I'm still a rookie. I can't compare to others except for playing Kao."
"Others?" Zhou Jin was displeased, "Does your wolf still want to get platinum?"
"……husband."
"good."
Mr. Xiong was put aside by the two of them, and he had some opinions: "Do you still want to go to the vegetable market? Why are you so wordy?"
Zhou Jin said: "Okay, okay, listen to the teacher."
Xiao Xiong took them to the vegetable market at the entrance of the village, and it was time to close the stall. The aunt who sold the tofu was about to close the stall, but saw a group of people coming with cameras.
"?"
The aunt was confused, and took a closer look: "Hey, are you Jin Duobao?"
Jin Laiduo said, "Yes, Auntie."
The aunt was immediately excited, and hurriedly greeted the people around: "Come on, my God, Jin Duobao has come to our village!"
A group of uncles and aunts rushed towards Jin Laiduo, and Zhou Jin spent a little effort before Jin Laiduo was overwhelmed by the enthusiastic uncles and aunts.
"Duobao, Duobao—" An aunt was very excited, seeing Jin Laiduo was like seeing her own son, "You don't need to hold the security guard's hand, and the aunts will not harm you."
security guard?
Zhou Jin, who was half-embracing Jin Laiduo to shield him from the crowd, looked serious.
Ning Liyan almost laughed.
"Auntie, he is my husband." Jin Lai took another look at Zhou Jin and then at Auntie, and held back his laughter for a while, "Let's do the show."
"Are you here to play 1314 Lover's Bridge?"
"It's not Lover's Bridge, it's a program from Shengxing Satellite TV."
Ning Liyan didn't expect that Jin Laiduo would have so many fans in this village, so he explained the situation for Jin Laiduo.
After explaining, Jin Laiduo said to his aunt, "We want to exchange some fragrant rice for some tofu skin."
Ning Liyan said: "This is a cook lover, and the tofu skin is a processed ingredient."
Zhou Jin said: "It is said in the rules that local specialty foods and seasonings, as well as local fresh ingredients, can be used as the ingredients of choice."
Ning Liyan asked: "Have you mentioned local specialties?"
Zhou Jin said: "Of course, how about promoting the local products here?"
Jin Laiduo opened his mouth, and of course the aunt gave it generously: "Which one do you want? Just tofu skin?"
Zhou Jin took out the packaged fragrant rice from his bag, picked out a roll of tofu skin, and asked his aunt: "Auntie, the tofu here seems to be different from ours?"
"Of course it's different. There are many kinds of tofu here." The camera turned to the aunt, and the aunt introduced one by one, "This is firewood tofu, this is black bean tofu, and this is peanut tofu..."
"..."
Zhou Jin is really scary. It is also the first time Ning Liyan has collaborated with Zhou Jin on a reality show. He has heard that Zhou Jin is very good at reality shows and is very popular with advertisers. Now it seems that he is really advertising in a timely manner. No wonder advertisers don't like it.
What's even more frightening is that this person actually knows the rules better than him, a staff member who has participated in several episodes of the show.
The advertisement was done, and the tofu skin was replaced. The auntie collected a handful of rice for a token, and then put the rest back into Jin Laiduo's hands, saying that he was too thin, and asked him to eat more.
Then he packed a few pieces of tofu and let him try the special products here.
Jin Laiduo held up the tofu skin and looked at it carefully: "It really looks like a calligraphy and painting scroll, have you decided what to cook?"
Zhou Jin said, "What do you want to eat?"
Jin Laiduo said, "I want to eat buns with tofu skin."
Zhou Jin said, "Okay, I'll get some flour later, and I'll make buns for you tonight. How about fermented bean curd and bean curd skin stuffing? XX's fermented bean curd is pretty good, and it's good as a condiment."
"..."
Ning Liyan sighed: "Both of you cheaters really shouldn't come to our show. One specializes in broadcasting, and the other uses your face as a credit card. It's just a bug in the show."
After sighing, he sent a message to the director: "Group D, the first ingredient has been obtained, which is tofu skin."
The author has something to say: Several games in the article are soft and wide (not
Old Thief Miyazaki, formerly known as Hidetaka Miyazaki, is a masterpiece of the Soul series, Sekiro, and Curse of Blood.
Breakup Kitchen is a cooperative cooking game on the ns platform. Two or four people cooperate to cook within the specified time. It is especially suitable for couples to tear each other ==
The six-star good card drawn by Duobao is "Tomorrow's Ark"
The wild boar game is "Legend of Zelda", thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution for me~
Thanks to the little angels who cast [Landmine]: Chaoli, Strawstalk, and Mingming;
Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:
10 bottles of Ertututu; 5 bottles of Libre and Long Goggle; 2 bottles of Grapefruit and Brainstorm; 1 bottle of Sapphire;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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