Plastic Marriage Kills People[Entertainment]

"Didn't you say it's a six-star card?"

Jin Lai was terrified by the flying chickens and dogs jumping around in this yard. The host asked, "What is a six-star good card?"

Jin Laiduo said: "It means something good."

The host said: "What's wrong with the kid? Don't look at him. He has followed his grandfather up the mountain since he was a child. He knows all kinds of plants and herbs. My classmates who are doing wild plant protection projects have come to ask this family for advice. Little bear and Grandpa Xiong, all folk experts, is very slippery."

Jin Laiduo said: "So when you compare me with a six, do you mean that they are very slippery?"

The host asked: "Is there any other meaning?"

"..."

Ning Liyan said to Zhou Jin from the side: "Duobaoer's thinking is always different from ours."

Zhou Jin nodded: "A little bit."

Ning Liyan said, "I'm curious how you usually communicate with him?"

Zhou Jin said: "Catch Jin Dafa at home, and threaten him to shave Jin Dafa's hair if he doesn't speak well, and he will be honest."

Ning Liyan said: "Can it still be like this?"

Zhou Jin said: "You can come to our house to try, and I can help you with convenience."

It wasn't a bird or a cat, but it was the unlucky blonde. Ning Liyan looked at Zhou Jin: "Why do I feel so wrong?"

Zhou Jin patted him on the shoulder: "Believe it or not is up to you, go, pick up the child."

This slap made Ning Liyan almost vomit blood, and Ning Liyan's only affirmation of this method disappeared instantly.

The vinegar king!

Ning Liyan rubbed his shoulders, thinking that he got the key before you, how could he remember it till now, and become the same treatment as Jin Dafa.

"Let me tell you, you have to be careful." Ning Liyan whispered to the host, "Don't offend Duobao, and be careful of his jealous king's fury."

The host patted Ning Liyan on the shoulder again; "At present, it seems that you are more dangerous than me."

"Ow—"

awful.

When Ning Liyan carried the schoolbag for Little Bear, he didn't know whether it was worse for him or for the young couple in front of him.After leaving the yard at home, Xiaoxiong began to release the first skill of the bear child - howling. He first howled to go home, then howled to find grandpa, and finally howled to do homework.

When setting off, Jin Laiduo still had a glimmer of hope for Little Bear. He squatted in front of the yard, planning to have a heart-to-heart chat with Little Bear.

"It's okay to do homework. I can ask my brother to accompany you to do it later in the evening." Jin Laiduo pointed to Zhou Jin who was on the side. "Did you see that brother? He used to be the first in the grade."

Little Xiong sniffed: "What's wrong with the first grade exam, and the first grade exam can't give me homework."

"How can you ask your brother to help you with your homework?"

Although he is a scumbag, Jin Laiduo's attitude towards homework is quite correct: "When I was in high school, I still remembered to do my homework with a score of [-] on the physics test. You are only in elementary school, and you don't even want to do homework?"

Little Bear said, "What is physics?"

Jin Laiduo said: "It is a subject similar to mathematics. How to generate electricity and how to go to the sky must be calculated with formulas."

Little Bear: "If you learn it, can you send others to heaven?"

Jin Laiduo asked, "Who do you want to send to heaven?"

"You." Little Bear covered his ears, "You are so long-winded."

Jin Laiduo began to roll up his sleeves, Ning Liyan quickly grabbed him: "What are you doing?"

Jin Laiduo said angrily: "I'll send him to heaven to try first!"

"Don't, don't, the show is filming."

The little bear started howling again, but this child couldn't be beaten or scolded, and Jin Laiduo was a little bit overwhelmed: "Zhou Jin!! Come here quickly!!!"

Zhou Jin was flipping through his bags.

"Zhou Jin, come here!" Jin Laiduo also started howling.

"What about the love and food show that we promised?? Isn't this filming Metamorphosis??"

One big and one small stood on the dirt road and competed to hang their throats.

Zhou Jin took out a piece of pork shop and an ipad from his bag.

The photographer asked, "What are you doing?"

Zhou Jin opened the pork shop, walked over and stuffed it into Jin Laiduo's mouth, and Jin Laiduo was quiet.

"Is this an iPad??"

Little Xiong Xingxing looked at Zhou Jin.

Zhou Jin hooked the sling on the ipad: "I finished my homework today and helped grandpa finish his work. I can let you play for a while."

Bear was also quiet.

Fuck!Awesome!

Jin Laiduo was nagging for 10 minutes, but Zhou Jin finished it in less than half a minute. Ning Liyan said, "Brother, why didn't you come earlier?"

Zhou Jin rolled his eyes at him: "I got it earlier, where did you get the material from?"

"..."

It makes so much sense.

"And the frank little fat chicken is so cute."

Zhou Jin walked over, fishing for the little bear with an ipad in one hand, and wrapped his arms around Jin Laiduo's neck with the other; "Little fat chicken, so you only got [-] points in your high school physics exam?"

"...You don't want any pot and don't open any pot."

"Isn't that what you said?"

Jin Laiduo was furious: "I told you not to mention it! I also want to save face! I can't do anything if I don't get a good grade in physics! I've worked hard to attend classes and do my homework!"

Zhou Jin asked, "Do you know what went wrong?"

Jin Laiduo said: "What's the use of your talking now? I know you're amazing, but you've been smart since you were a child. I'm different. You also know that I'm stupid."

Zhou Jin said: "It's not a question of being stupid or not. At that time, when you worked so hard to make up lessons and do your homework at night, but you couldn't do it anyway, why didn't you think about me? Light up the most handsome avatar on QQ, Brother Sent, I don’t know how to do homework, so I’ll give you the physics homework tutoring.”

Jin Laiduo: "...cut it."

Camera: "Good material!"

Jin Laiduo said: "Is this show so fond of exposing people's shortcomings?"

Ning Liyan: "It's true. Only real and conflicting material and editing can have ratings. Everyone likes the plot of bamboo horse and bamboo horse. Come on, continue, brother Jin."

Zhou Jin said; "It's gone."

Ning Liyan knew that he was too close, so he took the initiative to walk a little further: "I won't disturb you, you continue."

Zhou Jin signaled him to go further with his eyes.

Ning Liyan could only take two steps back.

Then Zhou Jin kissed Jin Laiduo on the face under the watchful eyes of Xiaoxiong, Ning Liyan and the photographer.

Jin Laiduo quickly covered his face: "Why are you kissing me?"

Zhou Jin said, "I know you're regretting it, so I can comfort you."

"I don't regret it! No!" Jin Laiduo argued, "I'll admit my poor grades, and whoever will go to you to help me with my homework."

"Really not?"

Zhou Jin stared at him.

Jin Laiduo suddenly remembered that one night in high school, he seemed to have sent Zhou Jin a QQ message.

"No, you obviously answered me at that time. Anyway, I will transfer to the liberal arts class immediately. If I don't know it, I won't."

Oh, the car overturned.

Ning Liyan listened with pricked ears.

Zhou Jin said, "Do you still remember what you told me before?"

Jin Laiduo asked, "What?"

Zhou Jin said: "I asked you if you would like to come to my place for the winter vacation, but you said no."

Jin Laiduo said: "The winter vacation is too short. I have to make up lessons and have a lot of homework. It's really inconvenient. I should have told you, right?"

Zhou Jin said; "I said it."

Jin Laiduo said: "You remember what you said, now what's the point of recalling what happened ten years ago?"

"You don't regret it, I regret it, little fat chicken." Zhou Jin sighed, "At that time, I should abduct you back to be a child bride."

"cut!!"

"Cut it out and I'll edit it elsewhere." Ning Liyan gave up his position, and the cameraman took pictures from behind. "This is an old candy that has never been released before! The audience likes this one the most."

"Doesn't it look like the campus male god in high school hugging his scumbag little wife?"

The photographer brother nodded: "Like."

Jinshen walked around the village along the yellow mud road with his little wife Jin Laiduo in his arms, and then returned to the mission point.

The host took other people to meet the guide, and then returned to the mission point to distribute the mission.

The guides of the three regular guests, one is an old party secretary who retired from the village, the other is the manager of a vegetable base, and the third owns a mountain goods store at home. Only Zhou Jin and Jin Laiduo are standing beside him Xiaodouding.

One of the guests joked: "This little boy looks a little unhappy."

Zhou Jin opened the zipper of his backpack, revealing the corners of his iPad.

"I'm so happy! I'm so happy!"

Little Bear tugged at the corner of Zhou Jin's clothes: "Brother, do you think I'm happy?"

Zhou Jin said: "Our teacher Xiaoxiong has inverted eyebrows, but it doesn't mean he is unhappy."

Jin Laiduo asked, "Mr. Bear?"

Zhou Jin said, "Yes, Mr. Bear."

Jin Laiduo said: "How can the teacher yell nonsense? I will teach him to do homework later. Does he also want to call me teacher?"

Little Bear said, "Yes, Mr. Chicken."

Jin Laiduo: "???"

Xiao Xiong put his arms around his mouth in a trumpet shape, and shouted at the cameraman: "Let me tell you, his nickname is Little Fat Chicken!"

"..."

The bear kid is bold enough not to say anything, and he is not afraid of the camera at all. As soon as he said the words "little fat chicken", the camera moved to Jin Laiduo's white and tender face and pink lips, giving a close-up of the front.

Everyone present laughed.

The host smoothed things over: "Mr. Xiong, don't call students nicknames when they meet for the first time."

"I didn't take it!" Little Bear poked Zhou Jin beside him, "He took it."

Zhou Jin smiled and admitted it.

The host looked down at the mission card and then at Jin Laiduo.

"Let me declare first that all our ingredients must be imported, and any nicknames are not counted. For example, if you want to make Farewell My Concubine, it is not acceptable for Jin Laiduo to hold a bastard."

"Unless you can eat them all."

The host said seriously: "This is the rule of the task."

These words sound like they are explaining the rules, but no matter how you think about it, something is wrong.

"It's not that Zhou Jin can't eat, he's a bastard and a little fat chicken." A guest interrupted, "Thinking about it, it's quite suitable."

Zhou Jin coughed and covered the bear's ears beside him.

Several guests didn't react at first, but when they heard someone say bastard is a tonic, they burst into laughter.

Jin Laiduo was a little confused. He thought he was participating in a love and food show, but it turned out to be an express train bound for spring?

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