Plastic Marriage Kills People[Entertainment]

"Really? Is what you said true?" Jin Laiduo was overjoyed, "Brother Jin, it's not too late—"

Zhou Jin also made an appointment with a sales consultant to inspect the house tomorrow: "Not tomorrow."

"I didn't explain to God, why are you more anxious than I am?" Jin Laiduo said, "Well, I actually went to inquire about the situation a long time ago, including your company's tolerance of marriage and the situation of our station. , The steps to get a marriage certificate, how to sign a prenuptial agreement, where is the most convenient place to get a certificate, how to cancel, I have also inquired about it, I am not boasting, now I am called Teacher Jin, I am not at all blush."

"...All right, as long as you like it."

Jin Laiduo patted his chest: "Brother Jin, this is because I asked you, so I will handle this matter on my own. I will ask a lawyer to help me look at the prenuptial agreement tonight, and we will go to Yungou County to get the certificate the day after tomorrow."

"Yungou County?"

"Yes, Yungou County."

"so far."

Jin Laiduo said: "Although you are not that popular, you are still a star."

Zhou Jin asked: "Will it work if you go to a small county?"

Jin Laiduo said, "Anxin, Brother Jin, not many people know you."

"..."

No matter how Zhou Jin thought about it, he felt that this sounded unpleasant, but he didn't have the confidence to refute.He is the 38th line of the innocent man, the follower in the workplace drama, and the dog leg in the costume drama, which is only a little bit better than the trick.In terms of popularity, Jin Laiduo is much more popular than him, at least when walking on the road, there will definitely be aunts and uncles pointing at Jin Laiduo and saying, look, isn't this the Jin Duobao who is the future mother-in-law of three years old?

Jin Laiduo heard that Zhou Jin had been silent, thought he was still worried, and quickly explained: "Brother Jin, you probably haven't watched the episode I filmed last month, just the first one in my show. The sponsor has three wives who have obtained marriage certificates. I only found out after filming this scene that the marriage registration systems of various provinces and cities are not connected to the Internet. We obtained the certificates in Yungou County, but we cannot check them on the marriage registration system of Shengxing City. Yes, so you don’t have to worry about your company finding out that you have a marriage certificate. In addition, the household registration information needs to be changed by yourself. If you don’t change it, it will still say that you are unmarried. It doesn’t matter.”

"Okay, let's make it so."

Zhou Jin turned on the TV, and the on-screen advertisement of the local digital TV was Rongye Real Estate, which made Zhou Jin very upset: "I have something to do tomorrow, so don't send me the prenuptial agreement. Let's meet earlier in the morning the day after tomorrow. If there is no problem, I will directly Sign it and get it done."

Having known Jin Laiduo for more than 20 years, the two families know each other well. Zhou Jin is not at all worried that Jin Laiduo will cheat him on the prenuptial agreement.Zhou Jin plans to go back early the day after tomorrow and return to the company in the afternoon, trying to renew his contract for another two years.

Unexpectedly, when they met with Jin Laiduo, this agreement delayed the two of them a lot of time.

This is a prenuptial agreement that Jin Laiduo's lawyer regards as black history.

The entire agreement only revolves around three aspects "de facto marriage, pets, mistress".

The two made an appointment to meet in a coffee shop. When the waiter brought the coffee, Zhou Jin was turning to the page of de facto marriage. The article was full of unsightly words, which made Zhou Jin regret that he didn't wear a mask.

Jin Laiduo sipped his milk tea and stared at him.

Zhou Jin looked indifferent, and quickly flipped through the four pages of the prenuptial agreement.

"Let's talk about the first one first." Zhou Jin coughed, "De facto marriage determination."

He turned to the second page and glanced at it again. The more he looked, the more his eyes became hotter.

Jin Laiduo asked, "What's wrong?"

Zhou Jin said, "I'm thinking about how I'm going to read it out."

Jin Laiduo said, "Oh, read it."

He continued to sip his milk tea and stared at Zhou Jin. Zhou Jin couldn't imagine that this prenuptial agreement, like a little royal text, was written by this pure little beauty in front of him.

Jin Laiduo watched his lips mumble several times, but failed to open them, so he simply pulled out the prenuptial agreement from his hand: "Let me read it."

"do not--"

Jin Laiduo made a booing gesture: "It's okay, I'll keep my voice down."

You also know that your prenuptial agreement is not written properly?

Zhou Jin asked sincerely: "Mr. Jin, Master Jin, before you read this agreement, can I ask you a question? How do I look like a marital qj criminal?"

Jin Laiduo asked: "What if you want to sleep with me?"

Zhou Jin asked, "Why didn't you want to sleep with me?"

Jin Laiduo asked: "Then I want to sleep with you, will you sleep with me?"

"..."

Jin Laiduo said: "Don't take QJ within marriage as a serious matter. This issue is very serious. Our station has also broadcast similar legal education films. We signed the agreement first. When I get back, I will send you the link. After you watch it, I will send you the link." Help us publicize and publicize, the legal education film of our station has done a good job. Well, now the first article, the definition of de facto marriage, occurs by Party A and Party B of this agreement, including XX, XX, XXX, XXX...etc. It is deemed as a de facto marriage, and at the same time, Party A or Party B uses various utensils including but not limited to fruits, food, daily necessities x toys to perform xx, xx, xx behaviors, it should also be regarded as a de facto marriage.”

"..."

"no problem?"

"No problem." Zhou Jin cupped his fists, "Mr. Jin is well-read and knowledgeable, I admire you."

Jin Laiduo said: "Don't tell me, I just remembered that there is another—"

He wanted to add it with a pen, but Zhou Jin hurriedly stopped him, fearing that this prenuptial agreement would spread to the printing shop: "That's it, that's it, this is already the limit of my imagination."

Jin Lai thought about it more, and felt that he and Zhou Jin probably weren't that good at playing, so he withdrew his pen and said, "Okay."

"continue."

"The second definition of intimacy is the behavior of xx, xx, xx in the category of non-de facto marriage below the neck, which occurs between Party A and Party B in this agreement, and is deemed to be intimacy."

Zhou Jin frowned: "Below the neck?"

Jin Laiduo said, "Yes, below the neck."

Zhou Jin said, "Does it count if I shake your urine for you?"

Jin Laiduo said: "Strictly speaking, it counts."

Zhou Jin asked: "I'll go, is this too strict?"

Jin Laiduo said: "It's not strict, the website where I read novels has now been changed to below the mouth."

"……Pass."

"Article [-], the definition of QJ within marriage..."

"Don't read it." Zhou Jin had a headache, "What kind of de facto marriage, the mistress can pass, look at the part about pets, at least it is considered a property."

Jin Laiduo said: "This part is nothing. The general idea is that if the two of us need to live together for objective reasons, you can't ask Dafa, Dafu and Dagui to be sent away."

Zhou Jin didn't hear clearly: "You repeat it again? What's the big deal? Rich and powerful?"

Jin Laiduo said: "Jin Dafa is the golden retriever I want to take home. Jin Dafu is my starling, and Jin Dagui is my chinjila cat. Anyway, you can't send them away."

Zhou Jin didn't like cats and dogs by nature, and said, "Okay, no matter what happens, they stay and I go."

Jin Laiduo was very satisfied: "Then it's settled."

He swiped and signed, handed the pen and the agreement to Zhou Jin, and Zhou Jin also signed the agreement. The agreement was in duplicate, one was put in the file bag by Jin Laiduo, and the other was rolled up by Zhou Jin. Tuck it in your pocket.

From the beginning to the end, he didn't take this agreement seriously. It was a child's play, and Jin Laiduo liked to play this when he was a child-until a few years later, this became a family rule.

After signing the prenuptial agreement, getting the certificate went quite smoothly. Taking pictures, reading the oath, getting the certificate, Jin Laiduo even prepared wedding candies and distributed them to the staff who helped with the marriage.

"congratulations."

"Thank you."

The two walked out of the marriage registry holding hands.

After a busy morning, Zhou Jin was a little hungry. There are many farm restaurants in this county, and the taste is very good. He wondered if he should ask Shang Jin Laiduo to eat together, but now the timing is special. A little particular.

He stared at the sign across the street in a daze, thinking about how to arrange the lunch reasonably, but Jin Laiduo ran away after answering a phone call.

"Brother Jin, the owner of Dafa is calling, let me pick him up quickly." Jin Laiduo said while running, "Time is a little tight, so I won't have dinner with you, we will make an appointment another day—"

"Hey!"

Jin Laiduo ran for several meters before Zhou Jin realized that it was Jin Laiduo who drove here today. Once he left, it would be troublesome to go home by himself.

It's a pity that Jin Laiduo couldn't wait any longer, and Zhou Jin's few cries could not be heard by him. Zhou Jin could only hold the bright red marriage certificate in his arms in grief and anger, and watched helplessly his daughter-in-law who had just obtained the certificate with him, followed A dog, ran away.