Plastic Marriage Kills People[Entertainment]

When Zhou Jin got home when he received the call from Jin Laiduo, he had a roll of real estate advertisements under his armpit. As soon as the phone rang, the hand that was taking out the keys quickly withdrew from his pocket, and turned sideways to get another one. pocket phone.

The mood that had been irritated all day became a little lively because of this phone call.

Got good news?

After finally taking out his mobile phone, he raised his arm, and the advertisement under his armpit fell all over the floor. Zhou Jin didn't have time to pick it up. He picked up the mobile phone to look at the phone number, and cursed in his heart.

Can this brat pick a time?

Cursing in his heart, Zhou Jin still connected the phone, but of course his tone was not very good.

"what's up."

He just got in touch with this friend recently. He hasn't seen him for more than ten years. He doesn't miss him, and he doesn't plan to renew his relationship. The friendship between the two is as ordinary as water, and they can't talk on the phone once a week.

It's just that recently because I want to buy a house and ask Jin Laiduo for advice, the contact has been a little more frequent.

"Brother Jin, check WeChat."

Before Zhou Jin could speak, Jin Laiduo hung up the phone.

"..."

Several WeChat messages were suddenly pushed on the screen, but Zhou Jin didn't even look at them. He stuffed his phone back into his pocket and bent down to pick up the real estate advertisements on the ground.

130 square meters, in the downtown area of ​​the subway entrance, the apartment type has good lighting, the real estate company is reliable, and the house is good.

99 square meters, small three-bedroom, counterpart experimental primary school, high appreciation space, easy to change to second-bedroom, it is also considered a good house.

260 square meters of lake-view villas, surrounded by mountains and water, open the window to see the lake and mountains, needless to say, a good house.

……

Zhou Jin squatted down, folded the advertisement papers one by one, and sighed silently. The houses are all good houses, but he couldn't buy a single one.

Not because he has no money, but because he is single.

Zhou Jin is 24 years old this year. He has graduated for three years. He is a tepid young actor in the 38th line.

He has paid the individual tax for three years and has no house in Shengxing City. He has met the first two conditions, and the last one is married, which became the straw that drove him to death.

He specifically went to consult the intermediary, and the intermediary said: "You can buy an apartment. Hasn't Rongye Real Estate settled in Shengxing City recently? His home is the top spot in domestic apartment development. I don't know how many young people started to snatch it when the market opened. Woolen cloth."

Zhou Jin refused without even thinking about it: "I don't buy commercial housing, let alone a house from Rongye Real Estate."

The intermediary was very embarrassed: "Then there is no other way, or, have you got a girlfriend? Just get the certificate."

Zhou Jin said, "I don't have a girlfriend."

The agent said: "Then go after him, you see you are such a handsome boy, there must be many girls who like you."

Zhou Jin was a little annoyed: "It's too late, I'll buy at a new high if I wait any longer."

The intermediary thought about it: "How about I introduce you to a fake marriage partner? I have a way, you pay some hard work, and divorce when the house is down."

fake marriage? ?End and leave?

Zhou Jin was very upset: "I paid you so much consulting fees, and you gave me such a bad idea?"

The intermediary shook his finger: "Hey, this is not a bad idea. My buddy takes dozens of fake marriages and fake divorces every year. Do you make money? No money, isn't it all because everyone is leaving their hometowns to make money? Hard-working money, find some convenience for everyone, you don’t want to buy an apartment, you don’t want to get married recently, and you don’t want to take this path, then forget it, I’ll refund you, and you can save to pay for the increase in housing prices.”

Zhou Jin was born with a golden spoon in his mouth. He had a young temper since he was a child. He didn't talk too much about speculation, so he broke up with this agency.

Another agency was changed. This agency was more tactful. It just made all kinds of explicit hints about fake marriage to buy a house. Zhou Jin pretended not to hear it, and asked the agency to think of other ways before contacting him.

The agent never contacted him again.

Seeing that the house price has risen for another two months, Zhou Jin couldn't sit still. The third guy in the ancient puppet film was cut off recently. He happened to have no job at hand, so he started looking around for houses. It seemed that it was almost a week. I have inquired about all the ways to inquire, and I have also found all the friends I can find, but the harvest is still zero.

No house, no partner, and the contract is about to expire, and it looks like he is about to become a three-no-person.

At the trough of his life, he had a house, a car, and a job, and he made a phone call from a young man who was doing well on the TV station.

Zhou Jin put the collected advertisement under his arm, took out the key and opened the door.

A damp and cold wind was blowing in front of him, and he forgot to close the window when he went out during the day.

This is the bad thing about old houses. When it rains and you don’t come, you have to close the windows. The moisture will diffuse into the house and won’t dissipate for a week. Zhou Jin puts the keys and real estate advertisements on the tea table, and walks to the bay window to close them. Before reaching out to the window, the phone rang again.

Zhou Jin took out his phone and saw that it was Jin Laiduo again.

Did this brat get into a fight with himself?

After hesitating for less than three seconds between answering and refusing to listen, he habitually moved the phone to his ear: "What's the matter?"

"Brother Jin, I haven't chatted with you for a long time, let's chat."

"How long is a long time? 24 years?"

"Huh? Haven't we talked before?"

They haven't really talked.

This bamboo horse relationship is too plastic, Zhou Jin doesn't want to continue chatting at all.

"Brother Jin—" Jin Laiduo whispered, "Just chat for a while, just a while."

"...Say it."

"Recently, I have something to do, just...a headache, but I don't want to give up."

"Ah."

"Recently, I met this old friend, did you just read it? It's the one on WeChat."

"Old friend? Oh, read it."

Zhou Jin didn't listen carefully at all.

Jin Laiduo said: "Actually, it's not suitable to use an old friend, but I don't know what to say. Anyway, I haven't seen him for so many years. He is still the same in my heart. In fact, I have seen many people who are similar to him. , it just feels like nothing else is right.”

"Oh."

Zhou Jin is thinking about buying a house.

"I also feel that this is not good for me. After all these years, I still have a grudge. I have never told anyone about this."

"and then?"

Zhou Jin is still thinking about buying a house.

"I think I should let it go, but when I saw his picture and looked into his sad eyes, I kept thinking about the past. When I saw him for the first time, my mother said that when I was a child, my hair was so thick. I will definitely not be bald in the future. You also know that my father is bald. My mother always looks at hair first. She also said that although his parents have a violent personality, they come from a good background, and they must have a good temper when they grow up. The most important point I really like his eyes, every time I look at him, there is a feeling that you are being guarded—"

"and many more!"

Only then did Zhou Jin come back to his senses.

He glanced down at the hair on his arm, then looked at his thick black hair at the window, and then recalled the melancholy look in his knight-like eyes described in the notice, as well as the key points of his old friend, good background, and bad-tempered parents. Words, suddenly blessed to the soul——

Is this a confession?

Fuck, I knew that Jin Laiduo had a crush on himself since he was a child.

The matter of buying a house was immediately forgotten by Zhou Jin. This was probably the most comforting thing Zhou Jin had heard in the past week. Although it was sudden, Jin Laiduo had been secretly in love with him for so long, so he couldn't just send him a message like this. Got a good guy card.

Zhou Jin pretended not to understand: "It's courageous for you to speak out, which is worth encouraging."

Jin Laiduo was very happy: "Brother Jin, do you agree?"

Zhou Jin's life mentor is based entirely on acting skills. In fact, the little pride in his heart is almost overflowing: "It's not urgent. I agree now. Do you think my agreement is sincere? That's fooling me." You are irresponsible to you. Now you are still young, and I am still young..."

Jin Laiduo asked, "Brother Jin, do you disagree?"

Zhou Jin said: "Let's not talk about this now, I said, don't worry, take your time..."

Jin Lai was in a hurry: "Brother Jin, if you don't agree, I'll have to find someone else."

— Looking for someone else?

Confession is not enough to find someone else?

Zhou Jin was displeased: "Honestly, are you playing truth or dare?"

Jin Laiduo said: "No, brother Jin, I really came to you for a fake marriage. I want to adopt a golden retriever. I just sent you the photos. I can't say anything about getting the certificate, so I want to get married with you." You talk, talk for a while."

"..."

Keep a dog?Get a certificate? ?fake marriage? ? ?

Zhou Jin's little pride was trampled into scum by the word "dog". Shock is no longer enough to describe his mood. He thinks that anger should be used.

He hung up the phone, opened WeChat, and found countless photos of golden retrievers, from the side, from the front, without makeup, life photos, registration photos, and some with beautification.

Every beautiful photo of a golden retriever, in Zhou Jin's eyes, is a mocking face.

"You married me because you want a dog????"

"That's right." Jin Laiduo crackled and sent several long voices. The more Zhou Jin looked at WeChat, the more he felt that the green messages he sent back to Jin Laiduo were the green hats that Jin Laiduo gave him.

"I liked him a lot when I was a kid—"

Zhou Jin's expression couldn't hold back: "Can you stop using him all the time? He, she, and she both have the same pronunciation. How do I know you're talking about a human or a dog?"

"Oh, let me send it again."

"The thing is like this. Have you seen Jin Dafa in my family when I was young? For so many years, I have been dreaming of Jin Dafa in my dreams. I always feel that Jin Dafa is by my side. Just the day before yesterday, I saw it on Weibo in the same city. When someone posted an adoption post asking to adopt a golden retriever, I clicked in and took a look, oh my god, isn’t this my golden retriever?”

Zhou Jin asked: "Why do you post so many photos about adopting animals? Do you still have so many photos? Do you have so many photos of the object in your phone?"

Jin Laiduo said: "I don't have a partner. If I had a partner, why would I come to marry you?"

"..."

So he is a spare tire who can't even compare to non-existent objects?

Zhou Jin said decisively, "I refuse."

"Brother Jin——" Jin Laiduo's voice dragged on a bit, he is two years younger than Zhou Jin, and he still has a clear and clear boyish voice, "Really, the first time I saw that photo, I thought he was the reincarnation of Jin Dafa Spirit dog, I don’t want to be so troublesome to get married, but that’s what Jin Dafa’s original owner asked for. She gave the adopters a score of four for the basics. One point for household registration, one point for self-occupied housing, one point for being married and one point for having children.

Zhou Jin sneered: "Okay, come over tonight, and I'll see if I can make you a baby tonight."

Jin Laiduo said: "Let's not talk about such unscientific things."

Zhou Jin didn't bother to talk to him anymore: "Go and adopt a child first, and we'll talk about it later."

Jin Laiduo said: "No need, I'm gay, and the child has nothing to do with me, and I won't abandon Jin Dafa because of pregnancy and childbirth. The original owner said it was a plus, but he didn't believe that I was gay, so I was in a hurry Next, just say that I'm married, if you don't believe me, you can show him the marriage certificate—"

"..."

Hearing Zhou Jin's silence for a long time, Jin Lai became very anxious: "Brother Jin, it's okay, just get a certificate, and I have a registered permanent residence and the qualification to buy a house. Didn't you say a few days ago that so many people persuaded you to get married and buy a house?" I don’t know if those people are reliable or not, but I am sure they are reliable, and we are a marriage of true interests, absolutely reliable, when your house comes down and Jin Dafa takes it home, we will go for a divorce.”

Zhou Jin said: "Come on, just adopt a dog, can't you just apply for a fake certificate?"

"It's illegal." Jin Laiduo said in a low voice, "Illegal or illegal, I'll choose illegal."

"Go find someone else." Jin Laiduo's proposal made Zhou Jin a little shaken, but it was far from enough to tempt him.

"Ok."

Zhou Jin hung up the phone, opened the real estate forum habitually, walked to the sofa and sat down, the real estate forum was swiped by a piece of news that Rongye Real Estate entered Shengxing City, some people discussed whether commercial housing was worth it, and someone asked It will not change the real estate situation in Shengxing City. Some people are lamenting that the old man surnamed Zhou is really capable. So many local real estate developers competed for this land, but he, a foreigner, won it.

Zhou Jin just wanted to laugh.

The old man surnamed Zhou is of course capable. He was the first one to make his son homeless.

Zhou Jin closed his eyes and leaned his head back on the back of the chair.

The notification tone rang again, but he had no desire to pick up the phone.

In fact, Zhou Jin hasn't looked at the mobile phone information for a long time.

Over the past week, accompanied by his growing desire to buy a house, his career has gone from bad to worse.

His company has no plans to renew his contract.

The resources he worked so hard for were cut off.

His father's lover sent him a message, saying sorry, Xinyi didn't know that the competition object of this drama was his brother.

His father sent a WeChat message calling him a waste, he can't even be an actor.

His career is over, but he doesn't plan to go back.

When he first had nowhere to go, Shengxing City accepted him, and this was his home, the place where he should stay.

Zhou Jin opened his eyes, took a long breath, took the mobile phone aside, and turned to Jinlaiduo's WeChat——

"Okay, let's get married then."