dog and god

Agou and the male god go to interest classes together, and the male god is always the one who learns the fastest and best.

Teacher: "Come, come, let's see how the male god learns! Little geniuses can't do it too well!"

A Gou looked at the big zero in the homework book lying on the table and crying loudly.

The teacher touched his dog's head kindly: "Come with mom in the next class."

On the way home from school, the male god wanted to hold Agou's hand.

Ah Gou stepped aside in ten steps.

"I don't want to play with you!" Ah Gou thought, people have one head and two hands, I'm afraid that some male god can get a hundred in the exam, but I want to eat a big zero!

Male god: "Agou, hold hands with me and I'll teach you how to do the questions!"

Ah Gou: "You are a big liar! Last time you taught me to do the questions, but you only knew how to play with my hands!"

And everyone's hands are made of meat, I don't know what's so fun!

The male god stared at Agou's white and tender fat hands: "This time I really teach you how to do the questions!"

Reluctantly, Agou walked over to hold the male god's hand, and said viciously: "Okay then! If I return zero next time, I will beat you to death! Hmph!"

The male god grabbed his fleshy and tender paws: "Ok, ok, ok."

In the next exam, Ah Gou scored [-] points. He put his hips on his hips and laughed as if he had conquered the whole world.

However, the goose male god didn't have the nerve to tell him that all the children in the class except him were ninety.

The teacher touched his dog's head kindly: "Remember to call Dad to come to school."

A Gou burst into tears and refused to touch the little hand of the male god again.

Agou and the male god went to junior high school, and the male god became popular in the whole school, and many senior girls came to see him.

"Be my boyfriend!" Senior A supported the wall with one hand.

The male god turned and walked away from the other side that she didn't support.

"Be my boyfriend!" Senior B learned her lesson and propped her hands against the wall.

The male god bent down and got out, and jumped on Agou's bicycle by the way.

"Be my boyfriend!" Senior C raised his chin ferociously.

The male god slammed over his shoulder, "Our position is not suitable."

So he jumped on Agou's bicycle and drove away.

Agou burst into tears: "I shouldn't be in the car, I should be whining under the car, why doesn't my little aunt like me..."

Ah Gou is very picky about eating, but the male god is not picky about eating. Both of them eat at the restaurant owned by Gou's mother after school.

The mother dog threw the carrot in front of him: "What's wrong with you! Eat!"

A Gou smelled the smell as if he was in a chemical laboratory, and his face was colorful, so he looked at the male god.

Male God: "Go back later and show me your schoolbag and I'll help you eat it!" Don't think I didn't see a little girl stealing a love letter!snort!

Agou nodded frantically, let alone the schoolbag, it doesn't matter if the bookcase is overturned by you.

The male god Kacha Kacha calmly ate carrots, his thighs were tense, his fingers were under his pants, and he ruthlessly vomited inwardly.

Back home, Ah Gou lay on the bed and fell asleep, the male god glanced at him, um, the little pig slept soundly.

So I turned my schoolbag upside down and rummaged frantically, and finally found a pink letter paper.

He opened it with gritted teeth, the first sentence above.

"Agou, agou, you are the best person in the world, you are like the radiant sun, burning your enthusiasm."

The male god vomited to death, jumped onto the bed angrily, and groped Agou.

Ah Gou: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,"

The male god resisted the urge to tear up the envelope and looked down

"Please give me the mobile phone number of the male god, I will make breakfast this month!"

The male god was dumbfounded, he jumped onto the bed guiltily, hugged Agou, and groped and pinched again.

Agou: "Whoa, whoa, is he trying to make me unable to get out of bed so that he can inherit my family's restaurant?"