dog and god

A dog is a little lemon essence.

He is sad and crying all day long, he will be sad when others have more friends than him, he will be sad when others have a better figure than him, and he will cry because the beautiful love in other people's novels is too beautiful, after all, he is just a million-year single Just a dog.

He tries his best to smile at life on weekdays. When the people around him are sour, he will only say calmly: "This is so amazing." Then he squats in the toilet and weeps silently: "Woooooooooooooooooo jealous."

He actually tried to change himself.

Weibo, delete it.

Circle of friends, turn it off.

Fiction, throw it away.

Gym, let's go.

English, practice.

Three days passed.

Agou who is exhausted after coming back from the gym: Woohoo, so tired, life is so hopeless, I have to see what sand sculpture netizens are doing, and I have to throw mines for the wife I like.

Ah Gou jio wondered why he was always so sour, maybe it was because he had a super male god who grew up next door to him since he was a child.

The super male god let's call him a male god.

The male god and Agou were born in one day, and their mothers are also good friends, and they entered the delivery room together.One had facial paralysis the whole time, and the other sang continuously all the way.

The male god came out of his mother's womb 3 minutes earlier than Agou, establishing his elder brother's authority.

The male god grew up beautifully, and the aunt in the kindergarten rewarded him with little red flowers every day. In fact, Agou is also pretty, but his mouth is not sweet at all.

For example, he would always say to his aunt: "Auntie, were you beaten yesterday? It's so scary."

Auntie who got up early to put on smoky makeup: ... oh, Auntie Xiaohonghua will keep it for you

The male god is smart and well-behaved: "Auntie, today is so beautiful, as cute as a giant panda."

Auntie: I'm going to melt my heart.

The children also like to play with the male god, rushing to give him things.

"Male God, Mommy gave this to me, I'll give it to you." Xiao Honghong said to the male god with a blushing face, and then put the pink hairpin in his hand on his table.

"Of course such a beautiful little hairpin should stay on the cute child's head!" The male god quickly put the hairpin back on Xiao Honghong's head, heaving a sigh of relief.

Xiao Honghong: Ah, I feel like my head is blooming.

Agou who just came back from the toilet: "Little Honghong, hahaha your face looks like a tomato."

Then he told Xiao Honghong a catchphrase: "Today, Thursday, I went to the exam, got 44, went home to watch TV, saw Shaolin Temple, ate tomatoes secretly, went out to Shaolin Temple, was beaten like a tomato by Shaolin Temple, and said nothing! "

Male God: ...

Xiao Honghong: ...Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow , teacher Agou bullied me.

A Gou doesn't like the male god, especially when the male god asks him to call him brother.

The male god held a small cherry that was stained with water and was bright red: "If you want to eat it, call me brother."

Agou: "I don't! I don't! I don't!" In fact, he has been rolling and crying on the ground for 100 years.

Seeing his sullen face, the male god took off his little vest and tried to seduce him: "Agou, call me brother, and brother will give you all the little cherries."

Agou thought: "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

So he snorted to the male god: "Ah! Li! Lang!" He even danced and twisted his buttocks to the male god.

Ah Gou remembers that a little girl on TV seemed to be calling her elder brother, anyway, I just don’t call him elder brother!

The male god's face flushed red: "Well, here you go, all here."

Then, Ah Gou ate the cherries with mouthfuls of red water.