When a beast becomes a teacher of the people

The boy's voice was clear and clear, with a bit of anticipation and a little shyness in it. Lu Qingyue had countless students, and he knew it was Guo Jie's kind of obedient baby when he heard it. It's just...

Why does the Neon Country know his home phone number =_=

There was another rustling sound, followed by a gentle female voice——

"Hello, did you send the cat adoption notice? I saw the notice...call..."

The lady's Chinese was a little rusty, and some sentences were confused, but the attitude revealed in her words was quite sincere, so Lu Qing was patient and used his strong comprehension ability as a Chinese teacher to understand what she meant even by guessing.

Just like they lived in City S, there were all kinds of monsters living in other parts of the world. Yuki Nv and her child Yuki lived in a certain snow mountain in Neon Country.

Xuetongzi is 300 years old this year, which is equivalent to 16 years old in human beings. He is at the age of exuberant curiosity. He lives with his mother in Daxue Mountain. He usually has no entertainment activities, only a TV to accompany him.

Recently, Neon TV just happened to shoot a cat documentary, which will be broadcast every Saturday during the prime time, which is very popular with the public.

Xuetongzi was also fascinated, watching the TV with his arms around him every day, unable to extricate himself, and even started the idea of ​​raising one.

It just happened to be his birthday, and 300 years old has a special meaning to their family, which means that they have entered adolescence from infancy, so when Xue Nu asked him what gift he wanted, he blurted out without thinking—I want a cat.

Although this request was not high, it made Snow Maiden difficult. Cats are creatures that are afraid of the cold. Ordinary cats simply cannot survive in the snow-capped mountains. But she didn't want to disappoint her son, so she went to the World Monster Forum for help. According to With the guidance of a kind person, she saw a cat adoption notice on the world pet board.

The above cats have tiger heads and brains, and a pair of cat eyes are quite spiritual. It is obvious that they are about to cultivate into a demon. Such a cat has a demon body and will not be afraid of the snow-capped environment. It just meets the requirements. Snow Girl is excited. , A call came, and it was Lu Qing's villa.

When Lu Qing heard this, he already knew who sent the announcement, but it also reminded him that the group of cats had lived in their house for several months, and they were about to reach adulthood, so they really should find a home for them up.

"Then I'll send it to you?" Lu Qing asked, narrowing his eyes slightly.

Although the tone on the phone sounded very sincere, he still had to test it a little bit. If the other party dared to agree...there was no need to discuss this matter.

"How can I bother you? Naturally, our mother and son will pick it up in person. Isn't there an idiom, three visits to the thatched cottage?"

He even knows idioms... Lu Qing was surprised. Although Chinese is not that good, the other party still has a certain understanding of culture. It seems that he has worked hard.

"Okay, when will you come over?" Lu Qing also readily agreed. Their sincerity is one thing, and they have to examine the character of the mother and child. After all, they are in a foreign country, so it is better to be cautious.

Xuenv babbled again, to the effect that her child was still in her teenage years and could not leave the environment of the snow mountain for a long time. At the end of November, when the weather had completely cooled down and the impact on Xuetongzi's body had weakened to a minimum, she would come back again. Bring the kids home.

Hearing this, Lu Qing's expression softened a lot. Judging from the performance on the phone, the other party is indeed full of sincerity.

After the two had discussed it, Lu Qing was about to hang up the phone. At this time, the clear voice came out of the microphone again, but this time with a hint of coyness and embarrassment——

"Thank you!"

"Dudu-"

The phone was hung up.

The pronunciation is crooked, and the pitch is not accurate. Lu Qing can imagine that Xue Tongzi learned this sentence after listening to their conversation, and was afraid of being laughed at, so he hung up the phone with a blushing face, like a frightened bird. cat.

Lu Qing hung up the phone, and then dialed another number on the landline. Soon, Xu Yelei answered the phone: "Boss? Why are you looking for me all of a sudden?"

Lu Qing cut to the chase——

"Did you post that adoption post?"

"Yeah, I posted it last night, and the owner came to the door so soon?"

"Well, they said they will come at the end of November, from the Neon Kingdom..."

As soon as Lu Qing finished speaking, he heard a "crackling" sound of typing on the keyboard on the opposite side, followed by a national curse——

"Fuck! I wanted to post it domestically, but I accidentally posted it to the world section."

This scene seems a little familiar...

Lu Qing didn't even bother to get angry this time, this guy has been handicapped not once or twice——

"Look at the cancellation..."

After a while, Xu Yelei's voice came back——

"No, boss, posts that have passed the review of the world administrators cannot be deleted within three months..."

"Come back and continue kneeling on the remote control..."

"Boss, I was wrong!!!"

...

Lu Qing hung up Xu Yelei's phone coldly, ignored his wailing, changed his clothes, and prepared to go out to buy a new mobile phone.

There happened to be a mobile phone store nearby, and Lu Qing picked out a mobile phone that was exactly the same as his previous one, ready to pay.

At this time, the shopping guide girl who received him said: "Sir, the model you chose is very old, and the manufacturer will stop production soon. We also have several cheap and easy-to-use smart phones here, which are very cost-effective. , would you like to take another look?"

The shopping guide lady has vicious eyes, seeing Lu Qing's attire, she can tell at a glance that this should be a potential customer, so she spares no effort to recommend it.

"It doesn't matter..."

Lu Qing didn't feel anything. For him, the mobile phone is just sending text messages and making calls. At most, he reads WeChat. He doesn't even use QQ very much. Moreover, he has used this mobile phone for a long time and it is quite convenient, so there is no need to change it.

"Guest, you can't say that. Your mobile phone only has two gigabytes of memory. If you use it for a long time, you can't even carry a Doudizhu. Now, the mobile phones are all 4G and 8G. Not to mention the speed, I usually make a phone call with my friends." The glory of the king is also very convenient..."

The shopping guide lady watched Lu Qing while talking, depending on the other party's reaction, the other party is so young, it's not like he doesn't even play a mobile game!

Lu Qing really has never played it, but the shopping guide lady touched him. Hu Zhining seems to like playing King of Glory very much...

So he hesitated for a moment, and put the old phone back——

"You'd better introduce me."

The shopping guide lady's eyes lit up immediately: "Good customers, please follow me..."

……

Hu Zhining, who had been sluggish all morning, finally heard the message notification tone on his mobile phone, and quickly opened it——

[from Liuwa: My old mobile phone is broken...]

Is this a hint that he gave him a new phone?

Hu Zhining was puzzled, but then the notification tone of the text message rang one after another.

[from Liuwa: I bought a new one...]

[from Liuwa: model is xxxxx]

Don't pant after sending a text message, he looks so tired...

Although Hu Zhining was very happy that Lu Qing didn't seem to be angry, he just put this aside, what do these three text messages mean?

At this time, Wu Bo came over and curled his lips: "This is your girlfriend, why is there such a note that you like to watch gourd babies?"

"No, no, no... There is a reason for this..." Hu Zhining hastily denied it. As for the reason, there are two reasons. One is not being recognized. Of course, this cannot be said, so Hu Zhining can only say the second one——

"In keeping with his notes on me..."

"What is your note..."

"Hu Sansui >_<"

"You guys are really interesting..." Wu Bo retreated, but before that he still fulfilled his duty as a friend——

"I remember that is the latest model of xx mobile phone brand"

Hu Zhining suddenly had a flash of inspiration——

[from Hu Sansui: Go back to the next app and I will teach you how to play mahjong! 】

Although it is temporarily impossible to play four people, but two people can still play mahjong~

Lu Qing answered quickly, with only one word: [Okay! 】

Hu Zhining heaved a sigh of relief, this proposition was finally over, didn't he just want someone to play games with him, and there were so many detours that he almost didn't guess...

But who told him to like it~(≧▽≦)/~

After the alarm was lifted, Hu Zhining dug out a private video from his phone, and happily posted a message on Moments to celebrate.

Lu Qing here couldn't help but raise the corners of his lips, obviously very satisfied with Hu Zhining's performance.

He is not a hypocritical person, if he wants to, he will do it if he wants to, and there is no need to play with others, um... Let's talk to the other party after the exam is over, maybe it's good to try to date him.

"Ding-dong-"

The reminder sounded, and the system reminded Hu Zhining to post a circle of friends, and Aite added him.

When Lu Qing opened it, he saw an enchanting flower with its own magical BGM, twirling wildly in Garfield's arms. It rubbed its big face against Garfield's face desperately, using its life to explain what a "coquettish bitch" is. .

And the orange Garfield seemed to be sleeping soundly, didn't wake up, just frowned, and unconsciously pushed the flower away with its paws, coupled with the naturally slanted mouth, it was obvious that it was disgusting even in sleep This pompous performance.

But every time a hand pushes the flower back, and so on...

Hu Zhining also thoughtfully provided subtitles——

[True sitting in the arms without chaos ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha]

Lu Qing:_

Hu Zhining was afraid that Lu Qing would not see it, so he asked Lu Qing again——

【I feel so sorry for Huahua, hahahahahahaha...】

……

Lu Qing sneered and turned off the phone, he liked that flower so much, he might as well hold that flower for the rest of his life...

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Hu Zhining: You may not believe me when I say it... I posted a circle of friends, and my wife flew away...